/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12121991]

>go all in on DBC early january
>hit ATH of 12,000$
>get justed
>start going all in on an ETH pyramids in february out of desperation
>make great gains on a couple but one of them dumps and loses me 90%+ of my portfolio
>go all in on OCN or AGI or something
>have 200$ by july
>say fuck it and spend it all on xanax and mdma on the deep web
>they arrive
>next thing i know im in a hospital bed 4 days later, no drugs to be found anywhere
>parents ship me off to a treatment center cuz i took so fucking much they refuse to believe it wasnt a suicide attempt
>average time spent there is 2 months, i was there for over 4 because i got caught with piss bottles and shaved off my eyebrows and refused to interact with other patients etc
>just got out a couple weeks ago
>have 0 dollars
Am I the biggest retard on this board?

[Anonymous No.12122015]

holy shit, if this isnt a larp then I’m dying

[Anonymous No.12122114]

>>12121991
LMAOOOOOOO exquisite larp sir

[Anonymous No.12122116]

>>12122015
sadly not a larp

[Anonymous No.12122153]

>>12121991
I'm at a loss of words anon

[Anonymous No.12122188]

>>12122116
absolutely based and suicidepilled

Also, you really wanted to kill yourself OP. You just can't admit it to yourself.

[Anonymous No.12122194]

>>12122116
Don't get me wrong this is sad and I feel bad for you but I can't hep but laugh at how retarded and pathetic most of you are

[Anonymous No.12122221]

>>12122116
Hang in there fren, your mother loves you and that's why she locked you up. Don't analyse that too much though

[Anonymous No.12122266]

>>12122116
>the absolute state of crypto "investors"
We're truly close to capitulating. Thanks for the buy signal anon.

[Anonymous No.12122317]

>>12122116
>develop goals in life other than internet
did you tell them you were going to become a meme lord? absolutely justed

[Anonymous No.12122344]

>>12122221
Tbqh this anon.
Plus you hit the bottom, and as cheesy as it may sound, anything you do will be an improvement. Find a wagie job, chill with friends after work, smoke some weed etc. Stay away from hard stuff though and from more shit.
Every once in a while you get hit on the chin, and it fucking hurts, I just got dump by my girlfriend, who I moved to another country for. I have no friends here, wagie job, and will be spending the holidays all alone, but keep at it I guess, Idk what am I saying I am too sad, I hope nobody reads this...

[Anonymous No.12122378]

such is life of the dumb frogposters

[Anonymous No.12122410]

>>12121991
What pyramid dumped. I probably helped cause it

[Anonymous No.12122502]

>>12122410
it was one of those PoWH clones. you probably werent in it there dozens

also le bump

[Anonymous No.12122540]

Always wondered what kind of mental illness caused people to buy pyramid coins

[Anonymous No.12122554]

>average time spent there is 2 months, i was there for over 4 because i got caught with piss bottles and shaved off my eyebrows and refused to interact with other patients etc

I have no words. What the fuck. Are you unironically retarded? Shaving of your eyebrows? Kek

[Anonymous No.12122573]

>>12122554
fuck off faggit i just wanted to see if it would look cool (it did)

[Anonymous No.12122591]

>>12122573
Kek probably looked like a complete retard (which you are)

[Anonymous No.12122618]

>>12121991
Here's some actual advice:

>GET OFF THIS WEBSITE
>learn internet marketing / e-commerce based on free resources/YouTube
>dont pay for courses
>If you want quicker results visit black hat forums
>go autistic at it for a few months and don't give up until you see results
>DON'T QUIT UNTIL YOU SEE RESULTS
>profit

This will change your life if you have the right attitude, and it is great way to make money for antisocial autists.

And seriously, get off this site. Some people can handle it but most start getting truly absorbed by it. This place is a shithole and it has little to offer to you as a person.
When you're 30 you're gonna look back at all the time you spent here and you're gonna regret wasting the best years of your life shitposting and feeling like a useless piece of shit every single day.

[Anonymous No.12122626]

>>12121991
Based and frogpilled

[Anonymous No.12122645]

>>12121991
this is the most BASED thread on /biz/ at the moment by far, congrats OP.

>Am I the biggest retard on this board?
No. Just beg your parents for a cash advance on christmas so you can buy back into BTC at the bottom and make your money back within two years.

[Anonymous No.12122653]

>>12122116
Holy fuck just when I thought this thread couldn't get even better.

[Anonymous No.12122660]

>>12122618
thanks senpai. yeah i tried to get into e-commerce but aliexpress/alibaba and all of those chinkshit sites dont accept paypal and i cant get a credit card so i gave up. its all good though my mom set me up to receive neetbux when i come of age i dont have to worry about money

[Anonymous No.12122706]

>>12122554
>>12122344
>Find a wagie job, chill with friends after work, smoke some weed etc.
Absolutely cringe and bluepilled. Get your drug habits under controlled but NEVER lie to yourself about who you are. From the looks of that letter, you are a NEET sperg -- use your autism powers to your benefit. You operate and see this world in a fundamentally different light than normalfaggots. All the advice about "chilling out and smoking weed" is reddit tier. All that will do is temporarily make you blind to the fucked up nature of reality. Learn to grapple with it, control your emotions, and ultimately stunt on the herd. It's within you. But you do need a college degree and work experience to make it in this world. Faggots telling you otherwise have bought into their own ridiculous fantasy.

[Anonymous No.12122791]

[Anonymous No.12122818]

>>12122791
saved

[Anonymous No.12122832]

>>12122818
thank u friend its oc ur probably the only other person with it, i have 2 keep building on it tho, here is another wip

[Anonymous No.12122837]

>>12122818
u kno how long i spent painting sunflows jesus chruist

[Anonymous No.12122839]

Why the fuck did you shave off your eyebrows you fucking donkey brained loony

[Anonymous No.12122878]

Isn’t it quite difficult to kill yourself with Xanax?

I took like 8 them (while high on Xanax) plus a whole load of alcohol and all I got was a very very good nights sleep.

[Anonymous No.12122884]

>>12122706
Fucking this. The only true bottom is setting down. I'd rather lose all my crypto (which i did this summer) than work a 9/5 job.

[Anonymous No.12122912]

>>12122878
it's impossible

[Anonymous No.12123001]

bump

[Anonymous No.12123028]

>>12121991
INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP SENPAI
This is literally the best thread of the whole year.
You dear sir are the king of JUST

[Anonymous No.12123059]

I still don't believe it. Need more proof

[Anonymous No.12123199]

bump

[Anonymous No.12123245]

>>12123199
I too am now skepticus! The image! Simply Written in microsoft word to be offered as shallow proof! Bumping! Once again, knows his pursuits in vain, enabling self mockery! The wording on the offered document! Vile! Vile! No such self respecting institution would pen such demeaning notations about a "supposed patient". Lies!!!! all lies!!!! Unravelth thou simply for (You)!! Vile fiend back from whence thou came!!!!

[Anonymous No.12123260]

>>12122116
>>12123245
Written date and "time"? Time?? Autism yes, hospitalized, not yet.

[Anonymous No.12123261]

>>12121991
there ought to be bigger retards on /biz/ but no one wants to admit it. so dont worry
at least you gave me a good chuckle my guy

[Anonymous No.12123323]

>>12123245
>>12123260
im too autistic to understand most of what you're saying but uhhhhhh yeah i really was hospitalized. how am i supposed 2 prove it

[Anonymous No.12123338]

>>12123323

[Anonymous No.12123339]

>>12122116
good luck with life anon.

[Anonymous No.12123364]

>>12123339
thanks

[Anonymous No.12123422]

>>12122618
Are you talking Amazon affiliates? I've looked into these for years and always thought I was too late but it keeps going and going.

[Anonymous No.12123445]

>>12123323
obviously you have to post the booties they make you wear. i remember having to wear mine home bc they took my shoes (as they had laces)

[Anonymous No.12123500]

>>12123445
they didnt give you shoes at my place they allow you to wear ur own shoes with zipties on them instead of laces. unfortunately tho i already threw away the zipties so i cant post that as proof:(

[Anonymous No.12123508]

>>12123445
Best thread of this this year, goddamn yall got some serious issues lol

[Anonymous No.12123531]

>>12121991
I think the saddest thing is you probably aren't the biggest retard on this board at all. you're just another average anon

[Anonymous No.12123542]

>>12122618
Not an antisocial autist bit I can vouch for the toxicity of the chins, and how bad it can make you become. I mever went /pol/retard, /a/utist, or perma/v/irgin, but it was close. Quit in 2016 after 10 years (half on /int/ so thankfully iy was not all bad), sometimes go to /biz/ to have a quick laugh, and never regretted it.
Worst thing is it brought me nothing. I've no recollection whatsoever of all these years except a couple of trolls. It was truly and utterly a total waste of time.

[Anonymous No.12123567]

DEEP BRAIN GANG

[Anonymous No.12123581]

>>12121991
im archiving this thread for posterity

fucking kek OP
http://archive.is/BGuVF

[Anonymous No.12123636]

>>12122573
This thread is cap worthy

[Anonymous No.12123706]

Insane in the membrane

[Anonymous No.12123747]

>>12123706
kek i remember when that guy posted smug threads all the time. wonder if he killed himself

[Anonymous No.12123763]

wee woo wee woo this is the larp police get in the back of my van young man

[Anonymous No.12123791]

>>12123763
not a larp dawg

[Anonymous No.12123799]

>>12121991
>DBC

Why didn't you invest in LINK like everyone else!?

[Anonymous No.12123817]

>>12121991
Fucking kek thanks for the laughs anon, I hope you make it somehow, but you need to stop buying pump and dumps jesus christ

[Anonymous No.12123830]

>>12121991
We all know it's gonna get pumped like 300x in the next bull market. I'm considering throwing a few hundred bucks into DBC.

[Anonymous No.12123833]

>>12121991
>>12122116

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[Anonymous No.12124054]

[Anonymous No.12124115]

>>12121991
>hit ATH of 12,000$
OP, it's NOT worth losing your life or harming your life over this. People have lost a lot more. Get back on your two feet and move on my friend.

[Anonymous No.12124122]

>>12121991
>>12122116
This is your brain on shitcoins. Just fucking hold bitcoin, you had one job

[Anonymous No.12124130]

it was probably me that shilled you onto agi
keen hodlin

[Anonymous No.12124138]

>>12122116
How do I buy this coin?

[Anonymous No.12124844]

bumplel

[Anonymous No.12124846]

this thread makes me realize that I too had subconciously tried too kms but fail

good luck OP

[Anonymous No.12125136]

>>12122884
Lmao you fucking retard, he's just a faggot. This website is full of dumbfucks who are actually clinically retarded coping by telling each other it's okay to not "be like the normies reeee" and, when someone does something stupid they refuse to acknowledge how fucking toxic this website is.

If you get your norms, standards and values from 4chan you're just retarded. Full stop.

[Anonymous No.12125169]

Why buying Scams ?

[Anonymous No.12125188]

Lol wanna know what happened to me?

[Anonymous No.12125228]

>>12122116
Be me

>drop out of college for the second time due to drugs
>go all in on eth in 2016 with 1k$ and get 150 eth total
>go all in on shitcoins half way thru the bullrun
>get to 330k$ at the peak of the market and dont cash out even though i know bitcoin will tank because i fell for the masternode meme and thought alts wouldnt get hammered
>beat market starts and i begin to use more and more drugs
>at the end of june go on a mdma coke and bho bender and lose my mind and end up in the hospital
>agree to go to rehab where they lied to me and said it was only 3-4 months but its actually more than a year long.
>the first month and a half while im there i have no access to the internet and my portfolio went from 117k down to 20k and i was unable to sell any of it before it broke my meme lines.
>tfw im still in this scam of a rehab and my portfolio is now worth 12k
>tfw ultra gooked.
>tfw i think about suicide daily.

[Anonymous No.12125675]

>>12122573

looool post pics i wanna see

[Anonymous No.12125714]

>>12124054
i'm currently in a psych ward too, anon. there's a yery cute 21 yo girl with depression and on thursday i fucked her for the first time, now we're starting to only distract each other from therapy by having sex at every chance we get. should i just no give a fuck about the therapy? did it help you? i feel like it's not changing anything

[Anonymous No.12126663]

>>12121991
Holy fuck fren. You are still here for a reason... Accumulate some money and buy BTC, link and eth. You will still make it.

[Anonymous No.12126943]

>>12122912
>>12122878
Lots of people in my area are dropping from laced Xanax

[Anonymous No.12127307]

[Anonymous No.12128252]

>>12126943
It's fentanyl laced xanax. Apparently a lot of cocaine is starting to be laced with it too

[Anonymous No.12128311]

>>12125228
>rehab made this anon suicidal

jesus fucking christ, the state of biz

[Anonymous No.12128964]

>>12125228
sell now, you'd be 11k in profit, you're still a lot better off than a lot of us faggots who got in january like retards, or some other faggots who took loans to go all in on BTC @ 20k

don't be stupid

[Anonymous No.12129389]

>four different posters in this thread who have gone to rehab because of crypto losses
If this isn't despair then idk what it is.

BUY

[Anonymous No.12129411]

>>12121991
what a great year!

[Anonymous No.12130024]

>>12128964
Na man we are pretty much at the bottom. Im riding this shit to zero or to the moon. Its obvious to me that btc will go on another bull run because of the next halvening I just hope my alts dont die. Theres no way im selling my meme node now with senority after losing so much.

[Anonymous No.12130027]