/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119785]

just be patient edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous: >>12117202

[Anonymous No.12119801]

Green Monday

[Anonymous No.12119806]

bulls were raped like special needs student in middle school today
anyone who thinks otherwise am of delusion

[Anonymous No.12119809]

time to assume the victory position
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c66w6fVqOI

the bears can't kill me if i do it first

[Anonymous No.12119817]

COMMENCE THE FOREVER GREEN

[Anonymous No.12119824]

SSO AND QLD RISE UP

GAINS IRON HANDS GAINS

[Anonymous No.12119825]

One used recession, for a great price of only 2599,95!

[Anonymous No.12119830]

>>12119817
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.12119834]

Reposting from last thread:

Can someone tell my why ROYT's dividends are so high? They are almost 20% of their stock price. I have been thinking about it for a few days, and I have come to the conclusion that I must be missing some major fact about the company. If dividends are this high, under normal circumstances, shouldn't people be buying up the stock to the point where it goes up high enough that the dividend rate becomes more normal? Because it seems like an incredibly good scenario to put as much money as you can in ROYT since it's giving almost 2% dividends a month.
I've read about it and I've read their filings and I can't find anything indicating why people are staying away from this.

[Anonymous No.12119835]

Im 50/50 stocks crypto. I am beyond justed. Only my silver is holding

[Anonymous No.12119837]

>>12119806
>loser's sour grapes

[Anonymous No.12119839]

>>12119830
daily reminder that dividends are a fucking meme and the stock will drop the % of the dividend amount on dividend day

[Anonymous No.12119849]

>>12119806
you were unable to breech past our fort wall
We will repair over the weekend. Bears have no chance

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12119851]

>>12119806
You seem to post a lot more without your name
Why is that?

[Anonymous No.12119853]

>2,599.95 close
OH NO NO NO
BEARS WON

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119855]

>>12119809
For the people too dumb to realize this is fake
Notice the "By Kris Straub chainsawsuit.com" at 2:51
I like the vibe of that video, though
I'd be cool to see an actual video made by the government along those lines

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12119866]

>>12119851

[Anonymous No.12119886]

Tobin's Q/Mark Spitznagel reposting.

“In April 2010, Universa paid about $2 each for S&P 500 put options expiring that May that would pay off if the index fell below 1,100. At the time, the index was around 1,200. The firm sold the puts as they soared to more than $60 each during the one-day crash on May 6, when the S&P fell as low as 1,066, erasing $862 billion in U.S. equity values in 20 minutes.”

Far OTM puts are the big brain solution to preparing for bear market while still remaining in the market.

[Anonymous No.12119889]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down .13%, no time to trade today. I would post an update on the race to 7 bucks, but I’m in the bathroom at work and don’t have time. Today we’re going to a romano’s In an undisclosed location, but it’s night time. This is a quantum grill, we know when it is but not where.

[Anonymous No.12119896]

>>12119855
>its fake
obviously
its russian propaganda

[Anonymous No.12119902]

>>12119839
>he doesn;t understand compounding interest + dividend growth + DRIP

stay poor m8

[Anonymous No.12119904]

>>12119886
Pay attention to the time periods where the Q Ratio was high.
Plan accordingly, make sure you can buy your cheapies when everyone else is doing their shirt.

[Anonymous No.12119911]

>>12119889

I don't know overall. It think it's less than 1% either way for whole portfolio. Lots of trades and rejiggering. Three new positions opened. Two positions closed. The dude weed had a nice rush of buy volume in the last 30 minutes.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12119912]

>>12119889
On december 25th I'm going to post a gift card code for romanos and the first smg user to use it wins the money
Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.12119937]

>>12119889
-1.30%
JNJ hurt, but today was tolerable overall.

[Anonymous No.12119961]

>>12119889
Soup of the Day
ask your server

[Anonymous No.12119997]

>>12119904
i wonder how many people didnt take advantage of a generational bottom because the Q # was barely below the mean in 2009

[Anonymous No.12120004]

Market sells off on Friday to get Trump obsessing about the market over the weekend. We know he watches it like a hawk.

He will bring home the bacon in the trade war soon. Too many levers that can be pulled to believe we're going down much farther.

[Anonymous No.12120027]

>>12120004

Kinda hope Powell will take the hint that the markets are still very spazzy and rate hike this quarter would be unwise.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12120029]

I'm not going to make it boys

[Anonymous No.12120031]

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.12120039]

Anyone else down 15-20% from your principal?

[Anonymous No.12120062]

>>12120031
>goldenbull run

[Anonymous No.12120069]

>>12120004
>stocks are down and that's a good thing!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12120071]

>>12120029
just hold and learn to temper your emotions

>>12120039
>principal
Just learned that term from this post, thanks
I kept referring to my principal with the phrase "initial investment"

[Anonymous No.12120075]

>>12120027
If he puts it off until the next meeting because they'd like a little more data before moving and gives the right reasons why, it could be a strong, short bull run off of it.

[Anonymous No.12120081]

>>12120004
We bears till q2 next year now. SPY will hit 230 at least
>>12120039
-14.75% as of today. Don't listen to /smg/

[Anonymous No.12120090]

>>12120069
just DCA for cheapies

[Anonymous No.12120092]

>>12119839
>> Pfizer making so much money that they can't possibly spend it all is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.12120095]

>>12120071
>tfw haven't seen green on my all time chart since February

[Anonymous No.12120108]

>>12120081
>-14.75%
I know that feel. I'm gonna be bagholding for quite a while.

[Anonymous No.12120116]

>>12120029
grim no you will make it for sure

[Anonymous No.12120117]

>tfw free persian food for lunch today

[Anonymous No.12120126]

Also:
>>12120065

[Anonymous No.12120132]

>>12120069
If you're in it long term, short term fluctuations for long term gains are worth it.

The market is a manchild throwing a fit til Trump gives up the candy. No promises, just give.

[Anonymous No.12120139]

>>12120069
It unironically is though

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12120173]

>>12120117
that looks tasty, would eat

[Anonymous No.12120175]

>>12120139
Just in case you didn't realize, we reached the death cross today.

[Anonymous No.12120189]

>>12120175
Hopefully it all burns down

[Anonymous No.12120190]

>>12120039
Yep. Down 23%.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12120198]

>>12120175
OH NO IT'S ALL OVER
SELL SELL SELL
TECHNICAL ANALYSIS IS NEVER WRONG AND APPLIES IN ALL SITUATIONS, ESPECIALLY IN THE LONG TERM

[Anonymous No.12120204]

>>12120198
whoa, this is some top level cope

[Anonymous No.12120215]

I feel bad for you. Yes you reading this right now, I feel so fucking bad for you. My guess? You didnt buy the TQQQ dip, I guess you really don't want to be rich huh? TQQQ was on sale for $42.80, and you didn't buy.
That's pathetic bro, I'm fucking disgusted with you bro.
"Recessions coming man"
"Better cash out now and buy back in Feb"
"Interest rate hikes"
"Trade War"
These are all thoughts that went through your head right? Heh, not gonna make it lad. Only 1 thought should be going through your head, and thats "Cheapies", any other thought is weak ass bear shit. Bears don't get rich.
You. Fucked. Up.
You feel it don't you? That regret that has been in your chest ever since markets closed. That's a feeling only failures get. Me and my BullChads TQQQgang(gang) we don't feel regret, we just buy, we buy and we buy. Red day? Cheapies. Green day? Profit.
Well loser its too late for you now, the opportunity is gone, enjoy your latest fuck up. Me and my fellow bulls going to be rich next monday.
Believe it.

[Anonymous No.12120239]

>>12120175
>we reached the death cross today

Eh? S&P death crossed last week. Nasdaq did at end of November and DOW has not as yet.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12120240]

>>12120204
https://blogs.wsj.com/marketbeat/2012/06/27/heres-how-the-death-cross-is-bullish-for-stocks/

>>12120215
>holding 3x leveraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.12120245]

>>12119571
>MuH LevErage decaY
read it and weep ni**er
http://ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

[Anonymous No.12120249]

>>12120215
Great bullchad-sama, when should I buy back jnj?

[Anonymous No.12120253]

>>12120204
ikr, how is it possible to COPE any harder like ju-----

>>12120215 woah /smg/ found a way

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12120282]

>>12120245
https://youtu.be/PHzs9keop5A?t=30

[Anonymous No.12120310]

>>12120215
The golden bull run is coming

[Anonymous No.12120315]

So pretty much no hope for a Santa rally.

[Anonymous No.12120335]

>>12119654
>>12120282
>YTD Nasdaq is down 0.28% as of right now
>1Y Nasdaq is UP 0.70%
Imagine unironically being a ledditor index fund SPYfag boomer

>b-b-ut it will go up eventually
>will be worth it when I'm 75, blind, and dying!!11!1

[Anonymous No.12120347]

>>12120315

There is hope. 'No hope' scenario would have been a plunge down to mid 2500's on the S&P with a close around low of day, which did not happen. The war isn't over yet.

[Anonymous No.12120369]

>>12120198
Assuming you are following major indices, over the last 30 years, panicking and selling on every death cross and buying back on golden crosses has actually won out over buy & hold by a significant margin, and with significantly less volatility.

[Anonymous No.12120370]

>>12120347
>'No hope' scenario would have been a plunge down to mid 2500's

yeah don't worry, i'm pretty sure that will happen on monday.

[Anonymous No.12120371]

Johnson & Johnson hurt so much today. I should have just bought an ETF.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12120375]

>>12120335
>ledditor index fund SPYfag boomer

actually, leddit gambles on options and leveraged ETFs, it doesn't hold index funds

[Anonymous No.12120383]

>>12120375
that depends on a subleddit

[Anonymous No.12120387]

>>12120249
I put some random numbers into a calculator and got 79972, I converted that to minutes and converted that to days, to get 55.5 days
So buy on Feb 7th

[Anonymous No.12120389]

>>12120245
This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
>If this were true then non-leveraged...
No.

The leverage decay comes from the compounding effect of the volatility under leverage, not the volatility alone.
The Leverage itself comes from futures/swaps, these have to be reset daily. There's another cost that occurs for this.

I'm not saying don't buy, I'm saying don't hold.
>Also you didn't refute the fees retard
Enjoy your 4% pa fee

[Anonymous No.12120394]

>>12120369
You lose out on many good buy opportunities during minor corrections, but you also avoid every crash, which ends up mattering more in the long run.

[Anonymous No.12120416]

Is there ANYTHING that's not bleeding right now?

Stocks, crypto, gold... fuck man, there's no where to go for someone who doesn't short

[Anonymous No.12120427]

>>12120416
Tesla bonds.

[Anonymous No.12120430]

>>12120394
>Going right to more effectively go left.
Based, intertemporal and redpilled
/SMG/ is too bullish to understand this approach

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12120441]

Is anyone holding SBUX? I'm looking to buy in the moment it hits 59.

[Anonymous No.12120465]

>>12120416
Bonds doing pretty good desu

[Anonymous No.12120468]

tfw planned to move some funds to RH to start investing but then they pull the 3% shit and their savings accounts wont even be insured.

what's another decent broker that wont fuck me over with fees? no plans on going into options.

[Anonymous No.12120473]

>>12120468
??

buying equities on RH is separate from their bank account meme thing

[Anonymous No.12120484]

>>12120315
30/70 chance, people are just RIGHTFULLY confused at the moment.

[Anonymous No.12120490]

does anyone here trade futures?

[Anonymous No.12120497]

>>12120473
yeah i know but do i really want to buy equities with them when they do braindead things like that?

[Anonymous No.12120523]

Unloading the market onto the public at the highs is a process not an event. Volatility clusters across time and asset classes.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12120573]

https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2018-12-14/sipc-says-it-has-serious-concerns-about-robinhood-s-new-product

Don't fall for this exit scam, anon

[Anonymous No.12120581]

>>12120369
moving average death crosses are simply mainstream financial media news topics, no any credible quant hedge fund etc. take these seriously you can easily back test all these basic "death crosses" it's an absolute terrible and seriously flawed strategy, both in absolute returns and how it is really shitty to implement in practise. winning ratio is simply horrible, holding periods are too long making it too random strategy + even the backtests says it's a joke!

[Anonymous No.12120623]

>Trumplets working overtime to defend the incompetent piece of lard
It's over, lads.

[Anonymous No.12120676]

>>12120375
only r/wsb
which are a bunch of 18 yo uneducated retards gambling their parents money

r/investing literally preaches passive index funds 24/7, just like so many poorfags here.

PSA: if your'e a passive investor, who only buys the index, a 40$/year div stock, and a 2% bond index, what the fuck are you doing here?

long term """investors""" constantly love saying "haha I only look at the market 10 minutes a week, imagine being glued to the screen all day xD"

Passive index funds=cowards=boomers=leddit.

Grow a pair.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12120720]

>>12120676
what's your portfolio composed of

[Anonymous No.12120721]

>>12120623
I've been impressed with the orange bull champion actually. He just keeps on going.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12120723]

>>12120676
Yikes

[Anonymous No.12120728]

>>12120490
yes

[Anonymous No.12120729]

>>12120389
I thing it depends. Like most leverage ETFs do bad but that decay doesn't matter if shit keeps going up

You'd be up over 3000% if you bought and held TQQQ in 2010 until the peak in August this year. Compared to just 300% on the regular QQQ.

[Anonymous No.12120743]

>>12120676
Because 90% of my investments are in those passive index funds and 10% is my play money. I've made some off of stocks posted here and its worth following to learn about how the market really functions. So why not follow it?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12120746]

>>12120039
I don't understand why you guys pour your money into such risky investments, I've never been down more than 2% overall, and I've never taken a realized loss.

>>12120071
Did they not teach you how interest worked in school? I'm not being condescending, I just can't imagine that the word wouldn't have come in primary education or just a math word problem.

[Anonymous No.12120747]

lol who noticed that they rolled out Tim “50k Bitcoin EOY” Lee on CNBC

[Anonymous No.12120749]

>>12120573
There is literally nothing earth shattering about what RH is doing. It’s just a money market account that’s slightly better than what’s currently available.

[Anonymous No.12120763]

>up 3.8% today
feels good to be a bear

[Anonymous No.12120769]

>>12120676
Post portfolio or you're a coward

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12120770]

>>12120573
They're trying to circumvent the regulations put in place after 08 on money market accounts, and it looks like they didn't really think it all the way through. That said, it's not a terrible idea but the advertising is very misleading.

[Earnings Badger No.12120771]

>>12120763
if you are a bear and up only 3.8% today enjoy your gains because youre still retarded as fuck

[Anonymous No.12120774]

Now thats a low price for BTI

How do we get kids to start smoking?

[Anonymous No.12120784]

>>12120676
Based BullChad
BearFags blown the fuck out yet again

[Anonymous No.12120804]

>>12120771
>assblasted bulls
qeq

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12120805]

>>12120746
It may have shown up at some point, but I forgot about it if it did
I took a statistics class in high school, but I never heard about it in that class
They should teach at least one intro finance in schools, it's a shame how many people today are financially illiterate

[Anonymous No.12120819]

>>12120804
He's right ya know

you would've been balls deep in puts and up like 200-300% plus if you weren't a pussy

[Anonymous No.12120842]

>>12120763
S-SHUT UP!!!

[Anonymous No.12120852]

>>12120771
Why is he retarded as fuck?

[Anonymous No.12120857]

>>12120819
>throwing my entire portfolio away if im wrong
no thanks

[Anonymous No.12120877]

>>12120720
>>12120723
>>12120769
>>12120743
>portfolio
I don't hold any stock for more than a day you boring bommeroids, I'm up 45% this year, _after_ taxes and commissions.
I draw ~$10k from my account every month, and I keep $150k in it at all times.

How is your SPY/BND/VYM boglehead doing in the meantime?

Stay poor.

>>12120784
Based.

[Anonymous No.12120887]

>>12120852
dont listen to bulls

[Earnings Badger No.12120891]

>>12120852
Not only did he FOMO into a short
he did it at the bottom too.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12120900]

>>12120676
The real returns for index funds in this day and age isn't as impressive as the bull runs make it seem. If you're plan is to just eat the crashes you're probably going to make just 1-2.5% real returns, which isn't too far off from buying TIPs in a good year.

>>12120805
Yeah personal finance was actually mandated in my home state just before I graduated, I didn't learn much but I'm sure lots of ppl got something out of it considering how many people I've met who don't understand simple things like how a T-bond works.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.12120914]

red monday or green?

[Anonymous No.12120927]

>>12120891

[Anonymous No.12120964]

golden bullrun starts next week

[Anonymous No.12120982]

>>12120964
>says increasingly nervous man for the eighth week

[Anonymous No.12120991]

I'm kinda torn; on the one hand I got so little invested that I feel that the best play would be to cull it down to just a few core positions to get the most with my money, even as little as it is.

But on the other; who's to say long term those positions that I sell won't go on to make loads of profit/get bought/etc? I'd end up missing out on a big windfall.

Such agony. Fuck. My portfolio has good bones so at least I did something right anyway. I'll give it till next year then in January I'll see where things stand.

[Anonymous No.12120993]

>>12119851
It's great. If only her orbiters would do the same.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12121027]

>tfw King Ragnar won't declare war
STOP BEING A PUSSY

[Anonymous No.12121061]

>>12120982
golden bullrun starts tomorrow now

[Anonymous No.12121069]

>>12121061
FUCK I wasnt done accumulating

[Anonymous No.12121078]

Why do people hate short sellers so much and blame them on everything @_@

[Anonymous No.12121083]

>>12120991
Oh well least AMRN and NVAX will deliver major profits my way once the FDA gives it all the green light and the drug trials come back great. I figure two things will happen:

Buyout offers get floated or both companies tell the buyers to screw themselves and pocket the drug revenue instead. Either way shareholders win. The buyout offer would mean you'd see your profits way sooner but long term via Drug sales you'd see more profit pour in. Depends I guess on how desperate you are for money.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.12121100]

>>12121078
they hate us cuz they aint us, or something

[Anonymous No.12121106]

[Anonymous No.12121109]

>>12121083
In the short term I'm making money via my cash cow CTL and to a lessor extent T, Dis, and my S&P 500 fund.

[Anonymous No.12121134]

>>12121061
/comfybear/

[Anonymous No.12121159]

>>12121134
We meme about the golden bull run but there will eventually be a face ripping rally that murders a lot of shorts/put holders before the real crash

(((they))) won't let a bunch of random autists and retail investors get to be the next big short that easily

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12121192]

>>12120877
fuck off, you obnoxious larper
this isn't crypto

[Earnings Badger No.12121211]

https://www.tradingview.com/x/IiczzgFt/

time is limited bears.
This is a sideways market not a bear market.

[Anonymous No.12121231]

>>12121159
I'm just trying to get at least half my money back. I'll consider 500$ as "learning fee" for doing retarded shit with options and memestocks.

[Anonymous No.12121321]

>>12120927
People who post this version of the image always out themselves as stupid without knowing it. The x should go to 0 instead of infinity, otherwise showing the graph at this particular point doesn't make sense (and the limit would be 0 instead of minus infinity). Fucking brainlets played like a fiddle.

[Anonymous No.12121356]

>>12119834
1 it's a penny stock
2 anything over 5% dividend is usually a warning sign the company is not doing well. Instead of putting that money into their business and using it to grow or gain an advantage they're giving it to you.

[Anonymous No.12121389]

Wtf is this shit update

[Anonymous No.12121412]

>>12121389
RH is scaring boomers away

[Anonymous No.12121441]

>>12121231
I paid that fee too. Probably going to take that class again next semester because I have a tendency to forget.

[Anonymous No.12121442]

>>12121321
>spotted the true brainlet

as x approaches infinity, the limit approaches 0

also you do realize that is just an argument, not a full equation right?

>implying even 1/10 of the people on here are math literate

i mean holy fucking shit, you cant even identify what an equation looks like?
do you even L'hopital?

ZUAYRYxy confirmed retarded poster

[Anonymous No.12121510]

>>12121321
think before you speak (type)
self confident retards like you should be purged

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=limit(+-1%2Fx%5E2,x,infinity)

[Anonymous No.12121546]

>>12119889
My Boomer stock took a beating all week long. Goddamnit HBI. Also need GALT to go to 10, preferably soon.

[Anonymous No.12121558]

>>12121442
>>12121510
You guys can't read. I said x -> 0 instead of x -> infinity would make more sense. Minus infinity IQ is infinitely less than 0 which is the crux of the joke.

[Anonymous No.12121625]

>>12121442
Upon further thinking...nah you are not trolling, you are just a retarded high schooler. Golden bull run 2019!! Do you even h-method?

[Anonymous No.12121631]

>>12120039
What does principal mean

[Anonymous No.12121653]

>>12119785
Investing in Johnson and Johnson Y/N?

[Anonymous No.12121673]

>>12121631
The principal lended him money and now he is going to be punished, probably by detention.

[Anonymous No.12121672]

theres gonna be a weak rally on monday and then the bear continues

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12121687]

>>12121631
Principal is the original amount of money you put in. The most simple example is a savings account, the principal is how much money you put into the account which the interest is calculated with.

[Anonymous No.12121703]

>>12121687
Thank you
>>12121673
I would suck your dick and then chomp it off

[Anonymous No.12121713]

>>12121653
Long term?

[Anonymous No.12121727]

>>12121713
Yes

[Anonymous No.12121734]

>>12121672
No. Further drop. Then bull rally

[Anonymous No.12121738]

>>12121703
I'll beat your dick with my ass

[Anonymous No.12121749]

>>12121653
lol my mom just said they deserve to go out of business

[Anonymous No.12121754]

>>12121749
I have no morality when it comes to investing.

[Anonymous No.12121776]

>mention index funds
>get called "cuck" and told to "do diligence"
-_-

[Anonymous No.12121783]

>>12121727
Yeah it's great for long term, but wait for a better entry though.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.12121788]

>>12121776
>caring what other people have to say
that's what made you a cuck

[Anonymous No.12121794]

>>12121776
>"do diligence"
Liar. I doubt anyone types that out

[Anonymous No.12121854]

>>12121749
Lucky for us what deserves to happenand what will happen are two separate things.

[Anonymous No.12121943]

>>12121794
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/GalaxyNote9/comments/9jydck/doing_my_do_diligence_for_tmobile/

Google it, lots of people say it.

[Anonymous No.12121977]

>>12121943
Low DD cuck detected

[Anonymous No.12122016]

>>12121794
top post

[Anonymous No.12122079]

>>12121192
>hurr durr
dumbass

[Anonymous No.12122113]

>>12121794
>>12121943
>>12121977

It's due diligence retards

[Anonymous No.12122124]

WHY IS KRAFT HEINZ SO LOW???

[Anonymous No.12122129]

I am down 25% on my stocks and CFDs.
What should I do bros ?

[Anonymous No.12122145]

Someone please explain, why are there people who look at this and think to themselves "that's okay"?

[Anonymous No.12122187]

>>12122145
bezos is loosing so much money, fuck the bourgeiousie

[Anonymous No.12122195]

>>12122129
>CFDs
kys but really.

[Anonymous No.12122216]

>>12122145
Nothing can be done because the market is irrational and disconnected from the economy at large. Grin and bare it like the rest of us, bro.

[Anonymous No.12122248]

>>12120746
>I don't understand why you guys pour your money into such risky investments, I've never been down more than 2% overall, and I've never taken a realized loss.
I got JUST'd hard by tech, namely MU and NVDA. Just fucking /SEMI'd/. Then I put all my money into the SCHK ETF right before October. And I've been holding since. Down about $5,000 total.

[Anonymous No.12122263]

>>12122248
>NVDA
It could have been worse, you could have been holding BTC.


Oh, wait.

[Anonymous No.12122278]

>>12122124
they made a lame acquisition instead of something good like campball or pinnacle and on top of that food stocks go down from rising interest rate and rising transportation cost
they also halted their dividend instead of the usual annual rise which is gay and nobody wants that
if they had simply risen the dividend in the new quarters or made a less gay acquisition it wouldnt have crashed further

[Anonymous No.12122293]

>>12122263
But my self-driving car tech though.

[Anonymous No.12122332]

>>12122293
About that...

[Anonymous No.12122358]

>>12122195
Why brother ?

[Anonymous No.12122407]

>>12122358
Because CFD are literally a scam.

[Anonymous No.12122451]

>>12121754

Ditto. Don't care. As for Johnson Twice, one rule I do have is no touchie on scandals. Too much risk. That is why I did not bottom fish dude weed Aphria after the short attack. Too much twitchy, too many variables outside of my ability to confirm/refute, TA goes straight the fuck out the window for a while on those stocks.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12122561]

What companies will last for at least 500 years?
What can we leave as heritage to our children?

[Anonymous No.12122571]

>>12122561
Google.

[Anonymous No.12122572]

>>12122561
SNAP

[Anonymous No.12122600]

>>12122561
I'm from the future and the answer is Yahoo.

[Anonymous No.12122622]

>>12122561
None of them

[Anonymous No.12122670]

>>12122124
their brands are trash and they have a terrible corporate structure. they do not support R&D and will die along with their boomer brands

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12122673]

>>12122572
This is the most based post in the last month

[Anonymous No.12122681]

>>12122145
zoom out

[Anonymous No.12122695]

>>12122561
TVIX Corp.

[Anonymous No.12122714]

>>12122561
GE

[Anonymous No.12122718]

>>12122561
They're all gonna die, get hit with anti-trust, get bought out, or decline. Industrials and commodity firms that already have history might not.

[Anonymous No.12122785]

Rate my current high income portfolio.

[Anonymous No.12122851]

>>12122407
I have a managed portfolio at some broker firm in EU. They take commision only if I make profit.
Also they limit exposure in bear market and rise when bull.
I saw a lot of hate on CFD's and I can't understand why.
Also they don't short ( unfortunately).
Should I sell at a loss ?

[Anonymous No.12122853]

>>12122561
butterface

[Anonymous No.12122889]

>>12122851
you don't own any assets when you buy CFD's, you are trading against the house. it's all rigged. even in the unlikely case you'll somehow turn profit your broker will withhold the money from you until you give up.

google plus500 scam and colmex scam.

there's a reason it's banned in the U.S.

[Earnings Badger No.12122941]

>>12122889
Probably but still only loosers loose in CFD's
and loosers always stay loosers.

[Anonymous No.12123050]

>>12122941
t. Meir Barak

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12123069]

>>12122941
>loosers

[Anonymous No.12123097]

>>12122889
Once again, I do not make any trades.
The managers of the portfolio do it. And they only go long.
They didn't make much trades since Oct. 1-2 if I remember.
I wouldn't sell /biz/ way tbqh, but after a 25% loss in two months my hands are shakey.
Will I recover ?
Pic related is the fund's performance in the last 5 years.

[Anonymous No.12123112]

>>12123097
And this is this year

[Anonymous No.12123121]

>>12123097
>letting other people manage your money
>letting them trade CFD's
>pay them to lose your money
cringe, what the fuck are you doing nigger
drop them like a bad habit

[Anonymous No.12123161]

>>12123121
Thanks fren.
Well since those fuckers don't win gainz from me, I am somehow vindicated.
I will do the opposite of what /biz/ says.
I appreciate your oppinion.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12123178]

>>12122248
Ouch. I'm sorry anon. If it helps I think you should hold a bit longer, I think we'll probably see some gains before the final crash and you'll hopefully be able to recoup some of your losses. Tech will probably see growth in the long term, but volatility like this will continue.

In the future, maybe think about including more fixed income investments in your portfolio to make things less risk and more diversified.

[Anonymous No.12123184]

>>12123161
>Saxo Bank
And your'e probably paying 15€ for every transaction as well, yikes.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12123187]

>>12122571
Probably the only correct answer. Maybe McDonalds and Yum Brands too.

>>12122600
>>12122714
lol

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12123209]

>>12122785
Not bad, although I wouldn't have so many financial companies and maybe include some more consumer staples and restaurants.

[Anonymous No.12123241]

>>12123184
Not quite €15. €2-3 usually. And they make 3/month.
Doesn't botter me as much as losing 25% in two months though.

[Anonymous No.12123267]

>>12122145
zoom out >>12122681

[Anonymous No.12123284]

[Anonymous No.12123307]

what if this is as worse as it gets from here on out? what if instead of recessions we just have year long sideways action resulting in no net gain.

[Anonymous No.12123366]

>>12123307
It is a long way down

[Anonymous No.12123384]

>>12121078
Can't wait to buy some leveraged shorts.

[GE LOVER No.12123402]

>>12123307
this is my biggest fear honestly. bear market/full on recession fine il buy cheap stock. bull market ALL I DO IS WIN!!!!!!!! but a fucking slide what can i do expect wait

[Anonymous No.12123407]

>>12123402
this is why you buy puts and get market to get there faster.

[Anonymous No.12123489]

>bullrun starts every day
>closes red anyway

>The moving averages become resistance levels now

[Anonymous No.12123539]

Is there any good reason to keep my emergency fund in a savings account rather than, say, a treasury-backed money market account?

[Anonymous No.12123547]

>>12123539
.
To clarify, I'm not going to use Robinhood. The recent news about them just had me thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.12123551]

>>12119785
any exchange without identity needed?

[Earnings Badger No.12123563]

>>12123384
Wow, im drunk as fuck and think your insane.

[GE LOVER No.12123584]

>>12123547
that 3 percent though

[Anonymous No.12123615]

Should I sell all my margin positions on Monday?

Feel like I'm dancing with the devil here, but don't wanna lose out on gains in case of a rally.

[Anonymous No.12123633]

>>12123539
That is assuming no Bank run occurs.
The scenario in which treasuries tank along with CLOs meant you lose your shirt either way.
If you are a paranoid fuckwit, just keep it in a Forex account or Physical Gold and book your tickets early

[GE LOVER No.12123679]

>>12123633
i mean if that happens than it wont matter we are all fuck the usa is tide to everything we go down we are taking everyone with us

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12123681]

>>12123547
>>12123547
Well the issue is that there is no significant advantage with money market accounts over savings at the moment. The highest savings rates are at about 2% for both.

The Robinhood account is classified as a cash management account, not a money market account, however, and the way they've set it up it seems like there's a higher risk of it breaking the buck since it doesn't have FDIC insurance, making it more like a money market fund than a money market account.

>>12123633
Money market funds, although more risky than money market accounts, are generally safer than forex or gold since it's really quite rare that you loose money on your principal, and even when it's happened it's only been by a couple of cents.

[Anonymous No.12123704]

>>12123679
>Killing yourself to kill your enemies that are also your allies

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12123708]

>>12123633
>>12123679
Also if treasuries are worthless, you'd probably have much bigger issues at that moment than your investment portfolio.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12123827]

>>12123681
>>12123539
Btw, upon further investigation, it appears the 3% rate with robinhood is either an early perk that will be taken away, or just a scam

>Robinhood, which is a private company with no public financial information, has a business model that offers free brokerage trades, which is far less than the industry standard, between $5 to $20 per trade. With this new checking and savings product, more cash is likely to go out the door. Bloomberg reported that the company will be using U.S. short-term Treasuries, which pay around 2.45%, far below the 3% the company will be paying people who park their money.
>That means Robinhood may be losing a substantial amount of money from each person who participates.

Anyway, to better answer your question anon, money market accounts are less liquid than savings accounts and often have limits on withdraws.

[Anonymous No.12123844]

What was your best trade today gents? WPM here, caught a good 4.10% pump with 2500 shares. First time I traded with such a large amount aswell, made me nervous as fuck.
I would say the feeling I had in my stomach were between the levels of tanking in a serious and large raid for the first time ever and having sex for the first time.

[Anonymous No.12123868]

>>12123844
Waiting for NVDA & Ford to form a proper support
FOMO-ing into Geely stocks

[Anonymous No.12123914]

>>12123402
>>12123307
sell premium morons

[Anonymous No.12123976]

>>12123307
That happened in the 60s or 70s or something I think

[Anonymous No.12123982]

>>12123976
>>12123976
those were pretty fun times tho, yeah?

[Anonymous No.12123992]

>>12123844
Berkshire 202.5 put. Made profit closed it and bought NVDA, GE and MSFT Jan18 OTM puts. Feeling good about them since it look like the NQ is going to shit hard next week. Also hoping Berkshire bounces so I can short it again. With JNJ and AAPL dragging it down, it could lose a lot more.

[GE LOVER No.12124007]

>>12123976
thats kinda scary if you look at it we are kinda in the 60s/70s now weed prevalent,we still in a endless war, causal sex prevalent, side way market, the only thing is that we got a retarded richard nixon in the white house. papa dick please come back

[Anonymous No.12124008]

Newfag to finance here. Opened a Roth IRA with Vanguard. I guess I need to manually buy an index fund, but I really have no idea what to get.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124026]

>>12124007
>t. Buff cat

[Anonymous No.12124041]

>>12124008
NOBL

[Anonymous No.12124051]

>>12124008
Don't fall for the index fund scam but if you do, make sure to dollar cost average no matter what.

When nobody wants to invest your gains are greatest.

[GE LOVER No.12124057]

>>12124008
research it takes time dont jump in because one of us just tells you.but read this
https://www.listenmoneymatters.com/best-vanguard-funds/
>>12124026
praise be praise be wish i could find a cat with this disorder

[Anonymous No.12124061]

>>12124007
>retarded LBJ
Fixed it 4 ya

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124087]

>tfw your TA consists of glancing at lines on a screenshot on finviz
Who else here is a patrician?
Looks like we're fucked :^)

[Anonymous No.12124089]

>>12120190
>>12120039

As of this close, 23.3% down.

Dropped from low five figures into the 9k range. Will drop cash down if another 5% drop occurs.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12124120]

>>12124087
>we

take the noncyclical pill and enjoy sideways action during a recession

[Anonymous No.12124126]

>>12123844

I didn't make any immediately good trades today. We'll see next week how things pan out. I mean they MIGHT be good but i dunno yet. The stuff i bought didn't immediately drop and held around my buy in price for close. The stuff I sold did drop, so those were, for the time being, probably good calls.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124173]

>>12124120

[Anonymous No.12124178]

>>12123547
>>12123681
>>12123827
If Robinhood turns out to be a massive scam and they run away with everyone's money to Israel or something, will the FDIC cover us?

[Anonymous No.12124208]

>>12124178
No.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12124210]

>>12124173
how has your investment strategy worked out for you so far

[Anonymous No.12124233]

>>12124051
Index funds shit on niggas tho

[Anonymous No.12124237]

>>12119785
>Be me
>First time buying stock, shares etc
>"Okay this is pretty cool" I think to myself
>Looking at all the different stocks
>A certain one catches my guy
>CNT
>LOL that looks like Cunt
>Okay so... This is pretty epic
>Don't actually check what it is and buy a shit ton
>Post what I just did on Instagram to flex on everyone
>Girls who used to go to my highschool start messaging me again thinking I'm some super rich business man
>Who am I to say they're wrong?
>Go out, fuck one of them in the bathroom of a McDonald's and go home
>Wake up and check my stock (CNT)
>...up 0.001%
>TIME TO CASH OUT BABY
>made 0.12¢
Yeah I know, I'm a pretty big deal right now

[Anonymous No.12124254]

>>12124087
>sold his UDOW today
you've been banned from the Golden Bull club. and doxxed

[Anonymous No.12124273]

>>12124254
only the faithful get to ride to glory

[Anonymous No.12124324]

best book to start off for a newfag?

[Anonymous No.12124333]

>>12124324

[Anonymous No.12124347]

>>12124324
Take a good long read of this post >>12124237

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124385]

>>12124210
Honestly better than holding GALT
I will cum very hard when it crashes into the ground

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124392]

>>12124254
:((((((

[Anonymous No.12124409]

>>12124273
So join Soros and the 1% in shorting the US?
https://totalwealthresearch.com/rickards/buffetts-55-billion-gamble-bet-u-s-collapse-warns-cia-economist/

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12124411]

>>12124385
I doubt buying and holding TQQQ and UDOW made you a profit at the prices you bought them at, desu
Why does GALT get so much shit on here compared to VTGN and WTR
Is it because I haven't explained why I'm holding it

[Anonymous No.12124422]

>>12124392
She looks like a shadman pic

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124427]

>>12124411
Because you're a massive faggot who is self absorbed, pretentious and refuses to be part of a community. Most gays are, so it's not really your fault
>>12124254
>>12124409
https://www.gurufocus.com/guru/george+soros/current-portfolio/portfolio
Soros just bought KHC!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12124438]

>>12124427
>self absorbed, pretentious and refuses to be part of a community

what exactly gives you this impression

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12124457]

>>12120416
>there's no where to go

Bonds
Or just hold and wait for this to end

[Anonymous No.12124458]

>>12124427
That is how he shorts.
Is this the 1st time you'd seen Soros at work?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12124461]

>>12124427
>refuses to be part of a community.
what community? the one with you and your 2-3 little buddies that chat on discord and decide on shit trades.. loose money then come in here and bash on shit you don't understand? This thread used to be a whole lot better before you came in here and started acting like a faggot toward everyone..

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124474]

>>12124438
Because youre gay lmao
>>12124461
Yikes

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12124481]

>>12124474
my point exactly..

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124494]

>>12124481
Are you mad because you keep missing movie night?

[Anonymous No.12124512]

>>12124494
comfy I havent seen you at movie night in like 5 months

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124525]

>>12124512
>:(
I'll be there tomorrow!! I don't have to wageslave Saturdays anymore. What do you want to watch?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12124531]

>>12124494
>Are you mad because you keep missing movie night?
I've never been and don't really care to join.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12124540]

>>12124178
No. However, I believe investment accounts are protected by the SPIC, so at the very least you'll get the securities they sold you back.

[Anonymous No.12124547]

>>12124494
He's mad because LCI is getting shorted to hell and back now.

[Anonymous No.12124567]

>>12124525
I want to watch Deck the Halls, the lighthearted family christmas comedy

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12124589]

>>12124567
https://www.gurufocus.com/guru/warren+buffett/current-portfolio/portfolio
Mr. Buffet bought lots more stuff
Also I'll pirate Deck the Halls tonight so we can watch it tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.12124595]

>>12124324
>books
Read Seeking Alpha. It's all you'll ever need :^)

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12124615]

>>12124324
Read the Drunkards Walk. The first think you have to come to grips with in regards to markets is stochasticity.

[Anonymous No.12124624]

>>12124589
You have to make sure it's uploaded and processed to google drive well in advance, it took my pirated Trick R Treat 8 hours to finish processing which almost ruined the 'ween.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12124631]

>>12124547
>He's mad because LCI is getting shorted to hell and back now.
its been getting shorted to hell and back... the whole market is shit right now.

[Anonymous No.12124641]

>>12124589
why does that retard keep buying airplane shit

[Anonymous No.12124651]

>>12124589
oh yeah buy Travelers
Its a hound dog from the dow

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12125247]

everyone asleep

[Anonymous No.12125274]

>>12124461
heartily chuckled out loud

>>12124474
he's not wrong you know...


>>12125247
connection errors since 3am

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12125291]

>>12125274
everyone is being shorted

[Anonymous No.12125312]

>>12125291
its also the freakin weekend too

what you got planned for the weekend?
improving yourself, doing work.homework?
pass out for 20+hours for recovery?
drifting aimlessly through the aether until monday arrives?

[Anonymous No.12125333]

>>12123827
they're issuing a card with MA but not offering their usual 2% cash back. They're making up the difference from the transactions costs + deals with MA + a small ponzi scheme

[Anonymous No.12125370]

>>12119785

>if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

Nah, on average you will make average market returns as long as you don't sell all the time. However, you will be getting these returns at higher than necessary volatility.

[Anonymous No.12125411]

>>12125312
Watch / log early morning jogger running patterns and cross match them with traffic patterns

[Anonymous No.12125416]

Reminder that rkg is a dude

[Anonymous No.12125432]

>>12125411
i really need to start lifting or jogging in the morning

last thing i remember about my dream is hearing hip to be square by huey louis and the news
i think it was a sign that i need a new morning routine, instead of bong-rips as soon as i wake up
fuck, i need a routine in general, so i can have a proper sleep schedule
and winter break feels like the best time to start (that isnt in the past...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aj9_8t1eQc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4


>>12125416
na, rkg is an egregore
many dudes/chicks taking on the same mantle when they feel the urge to (probably mostly dudes though)

[Anonymous No.12125677]

>>12125432
jogging = overrated, all it does it hurt your body over long run
thats why joggers get the knife

[Anonymous No.12125749]

Thoughts on this giant's new deal?

[Anonymous No.12125754]

>>12125677
>Over long run

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12125758]

>>12125312
Studying for finals, hitting on this qt girl I like, and wrapping up my last project. I can't wait until break, I'm going to spend so much time doing DD. I've got a massive list of stocks I want to look into and my parents are interested in splitting some money with me to buy some T-Bonds, so we'll probably spend some time learning about those. I really hope this thing with the qt girl works out.

[Anonymous No.12126138]

>>12125677
the virgin jog
the chad sprint

[Anonymous No.12126166]

>>12124237
Jesus

[Anonymous No.12126217]

>>12126138
If they wrestled they would ignite

[Anonymous No.12126443]

>>12125758
Nice!

im going to work on making a daily schedule/routine
maybe make a nice little matrix of food nutrition to find an optimal (and varied) daily diet, attempt to exercise more
downsize/reorganize my portfolio

and find a fucking job

>>12125677
objectively wrong, but nice try

and swimming is the proven best way to get into shape, but its hard to do that when every body of water nearby is solid ice for the next 3 months

ive been big n strong before (highschool football)
id rather have stamina and be flexible, because you dont need huge muscles to lift heavy shit when forklifts exist
but every time i start to yoga i begin to feel self conscious

[Anonymous No.12126473]

>>12126443
yoga exists for woman to gossip and pretend they are exercising. Just stretch and swim.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12126481]

>>12126138
>the chad sprint

humans are designed to be able to run over long distances at slow speeds
if you want to sprint, then you should have chosen to be some other animal

[Anonymous No.12126547]

>>12126481
>humans are designed to be able to run over long distances at slow speeds
No, humans adapt to the stress they are exposed to.
Ever think how absurd it is when you have one human who can deadlift 1000lbs and another who can do a marathon in 2 hours while being of the same species? Two extremes

[Anonymous No.12126599]

>>12126547
Except there's plenty of animals who could move weight around. But our ability to run long distances is matched only by horses. And that's only after we domesticated and selectively bread those fuckers over thousands of years.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12126601]

>>12126547
>humans adapt to the stress they are exposed to

no, it's an objective, scientifically proven fact that humans have evolved to have more endurance than other terrestrial species (in addition to being smarter and more dextrous, obviously)
sweating is a thing because it allows us to cool ourselves off while we're in the process of exterting ourselves, and we also have a much higher proportion of slow-twitch muscle fibers than other species, which allows us to exert ourselves for longer periods of time, but generate less dynamic force in short periods of time
in the absence of tools, humans will hunt animals by chasing them at a jog until they collapse of exhaustion (this is called persistence hunting)

[Anonymous No.12126619]

>>12126473
"yoga" can be very good for flexibility
its basically just do a stretch like you used to in gym class, but hold it for a full minute instead of ten seconds

you'd be surprised how much you sweat if a couple of the stretches you do are hard, like planking, or cockroaching, or suicides, even bicycling

>>12126547
humans are undisputed long distance champs, out of any other animal on earth (birds can fly farther, and some fish swim farther). we are apex land predators by design, we dont need to stop and rest as soon as any other land animal that runs

even though a gazelle or other 4 legged beast can run faster than us, they have to stop and rest from exhaustion at a shorter distance than a human does
and they just lie there motionless with terror in their eyes as you stab them or snap their neck, because they physically cant move any more

look up persistence hunting, humans are undisputed champs of the animal kingdom, past and present
just because you cant distance easily does not mean a "normal" human cant

[Anonymous No.12126624]

>>12124324
Every single investment book I've ever read that wasn't 100% pure logistics and analysis has just been bullshit slapped together to sell the book as quickly as possible.

Never read anything that doesn't have the most boring sounding title ever because those are the ones where you actually learn things.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12126626]

>>12126601
>>12126547
most mammals (dogs, large cats, etc) cool themselves off by panting, which requires them to stop what they're doing for a while

[Anonymous No.12126738]

>>12126599
>our ability to run long distances is matched only by horses
wolves

[Anonymous No.12126743]

>>12126619
yea but you were saying you feel self conscious so just do the stretches and drop the baggage. Don't do the wanking frog or what ever just stretch.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12126763]

>>12126738
wolves are good distance runners, but not to the same degree as humans

[Anonymous No.12126792]

do you ever think how fucked up it is that humans could wipe out every last one of almost any land animal and they wouldn't stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.12126844]

>>12126792
Any animal period. And no, our ancestors paid for this shit with their lives.
And the animals would probably eat our babies given the chance.
Plus we're the only thing protecting these fuckers from asteroids. So it's all fair in the end.

[Anonymous No.12126885]

>>12126844
eh, some insects and bacteria could probably give us the slip.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12126910]

>>12126619
Jesus imagine having to run a marathon every other day to put food on the table.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12126934]

>>12126844
There are several animals that we've tried quite hard to wipeout and failed.

[Anonymous No.12126948]

>>12126910
>this running shit is fucking gay
*throws big rock at animal*
>wow that was easy
*invents the fighter jet*

human evolution to scale

[Anonymous No.12126955]

I make a bunch of erotica... Where can I upload to make money off of it?
Also I make porn where I get head from trannies... How do I make money off of this?

[Anonymous No.12126957]

>>12126619
Humans are better at systematically trapping and ambushing prey tho
Why not exploit the land to its fullest?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12126987]

>>12126955
Amazon is probably the biggest market and I may be mistaken but I believe pornhub offers some kind of system for content creators to charge for shit from subscribers.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12127008]

>>12126955
also I'd hope you'd give the trannies a cut considering they're doing most of the work in that scenario.

[Anonymous No.12127026]

>>12126957
Have you ever hear stone ape theory. Grug thinks grug ancestors inhale smoke off of wild fires.
*Looks at cave painting*
That mammoth must weigh a ton. Could kill you easy.

[Anonymous No.12127041]

>>12126987
>>12127008
I pay them first hand than I'm allowed to do whatever I want with the video. I just want to make money on the side with this. We also always fall in love and I'm trans also

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12127068]

>>12127041
aw that's cute.

[Anonymous No.12127069]

>>12127026
have you heard the theory that religion in the middle east was largely influenced by eating the psychoactive mushrooms that grow in cow droppings.

[Anonymous No.12127124]

>tfw barely bay attention to this boomer market but was still smart enough to sell my 401k index funds into treasury bonds at DOW 25k

Feels good man. I'll consider rebuying at 22k.

[Anonymous No.12127191]

>>12126910
thats why we began developing bigger brain to think of easier ways

>>12126948
yea basically
>earliest humans are dumb but very fit because running 30+ miles in a day
>decides to hunt bigger animals but needs a way to store leftovers in a way that they dont rot (salt, or smoking the meat)
>due to running daily thoughts involve more path vectors than most animals use in a day

>fire discovered around same time as trapping, which came first is a bit hazy
>fire allows cooking, and by doing so humans can extract more nutrition from less food materials
>trapping begins to become common, since its food that costs much less effort (energy) to get
>brains begin to grow from excess nutrition
>use brains for better tracking of animals from trail it leaves behind (footprints, snapped twigs), and navigating any terrain they move in, along with more complex traps
>feedback loop from more nutrition and more food available
>brain grows big and strong, stomach becomes tiny and weak, basic muscles are relatively unchanged
>traps + tool use begin to appear, since using a heavy rock, or a sharp stick to kill an animal is easier than trying to punch a large animal to death, or strangle a struggling animal to end the hunt for the day a few hours early
>brains eventually allow social structures that enable permanent settlements
>agriculture allows cities and communities to form, and further improves nutrition intake
>multiple cities begin to learn about each other, civilization begins

our bodies (size, shape, muscles) are still stuck back at our buff running stage of evolution
tool use has mainly affected the mind (and at an exponentially faster scale than evolution ever could)
you will always have a better potential to be a good distance runner than you will have of being good sprinter


>>12126957
we do now, thats what agriculture and cities/nations/civilization is
agriculture allows the formation of cities, with a population well past the land's local carrying capacity

[Anonymous No.12127217]

>>12127215
>>12127215
>>12127215

NEW

>>12127215
>>12127215
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[Anonymous No.12127246]

>>12126138

That sprinter is running something else.