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Alright /biz/, I have 4.5k in the bank and I'm looking to invest it in the riskiest but most profitable way possible within 1-2 weeks. I don't care if I lose the money overnight. But I also would like the possibility of at least getting 1.5x back.

>> No.1207228

Galaxy resources is going to hit 1 dollar this summer

>> No.1207247

Forex. I have a method that's returned me 20 successful trades out of 21. All I want is $100 I'll help you invest the rest. No time-wasting or gimmicks dude. 008Sterling@Gmail.com

>> No.1207260

>>1207247
youd have to be a fucking sub 50 iq mongoloid to fall for this

>> No.1207277

>>1207260
Re-read what I offered him. Tell me if you think it's a scam. Broke boy kill confirmed.

>> No.1207956

>>1207223
Well sports betting is your thing

>> No.1207991

>>1207223

PredictIt.org or betfair

>> No.1207996

>>1207223
play earnings and either buy option spreads or just calls/puts. I played 2nd quarter earnings last year started with 500 and ended up with 2400

>> No.1208003

>>1207223
Go to the casino. 64% chance youll see a 1.5x return

>> No.1208006

Invest it in me. I will invest that money into work that will make you that much money in fooking the same time period with no risk.

Dont be a dummy, dummy.

>> No.1208018

>>1207247
if you really had a method like this you wouldnt waste your time with chump change like $100 youd either
A) tell everyone for free because youre a philanthropist
B) enjoy your millions

>> No.1208035

>>1207223
Warrants. I made a 130% return last week

>> No.1208036

>>1207223
with 4.5k you couldve bought some netflix options. 4 in the money calls and 4 in the money puts. after they reported earnings your 4 puts would by in the money by $17 and you couldve sold them for 6800 total. Your 4 in the money calls would be worthless and you would just let them expire.

>> No.1208066

>>1208035
warrants? are you a bounty hunter?

Honestly OP none of the ideas in here are as likely as taking your money to the roullette wheel. If youre looking for 50% profit in a week thats your best bet. 64% chance is better than a coin flip and certainly better than putting it on some meme stock or forex trade

>> No.1208081

>>1208066
Warrants are p great m80. They're options, but you don't have to worry about liquidity.

>> No.1208101

>>1208081
do you have to be approved for warrant trading like options?

>> No.1208104

>>1207223
Rob a bank.

>> No.1208105

>>1208101
Depends on your broker. I'm Australian, and I use NAB, and the application process for warrants trading was just a few clicks.

Though, I still haven't applied for options trading because: An options trade is twice the price of a warrants trade, which is the same cost as any other buy/sell; I have to fill out and physically mail an options trading form and fuck that.

>> No.1208118

>>1208104
only idea with a higher probability than roullete. although the downside is buttrape so gauge your risk management here

>> No.1208124

Use Martingale system on Roulette until 1.5x money.

>> No.1208129

>>1208105
>fill out online application
>get called by etrade to confirm info
>*le merchant hand rub*
>approved for options trading

can you buy and sell warrants without exercising like options?

>> No.1208138

>>1208124
with that small of a bankroll thats pretty destined to fail. he should just split the money in half and make two bets and hes have a 64% chance for a 50% return

>> No.1208154

>>1208129
Yep. I bought a Citibank CBA call warrant with a ~68.88 strike when the underlying was 70. Including the premium, this was $3 a warrant. A week later CBA was 75 and I sold the warrants back to Citi at $7 a pop.

Warrants are a lot riskier than options though: With warrants, if the underlying hits the strike, your position closes, you lose all your money, game over. Also, the strike increments each day. For my warrant, this was at a rate of 9%p.a. So the day after, the strike went from ~68.88 to ~68.9. So, if the underlying doesn't move, you lose money incrementally.

Those are also the two ways that Citibank makes money from issuing warrants.

But, it's the price you pay for liquidity.

>> No.1208173

>>1208154
same as options with time decay. also if option becomes worthless you just let it expire and lose whatever you paid for it

>> No.1208185

>>1208173
I actually hadn't considered the time decay part of options. I've never traded options before so I don't know as much as I probably should about them.

But at least with options if the underlying passes the strike unfavorably you still have a chance that it could recover before expiry.

>> No.1208186

>>1208154
dat being liquid though
>Best of all kids I am liquid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfIKzReNDF4

>> No.1208193

>>1208185
this is true. i got lucky with netflix once.
>last year
>week before Q2 earnings report
>buy OTM calls
>netlfix drops
>OHSHITOHSHITOHSIT.jpg
>jumps past strike price day before expiry
>THANKYOUJESUS.jpg

>> No.1208212

>>1208193
>i got lucky with netflix once
Me too, because I had a couple hundred shares short going into earnings. It dropped $100 per share, but I chickened out and covered at $60 down.

>> No.1208229

>>1208212
dat volatility gonna give me a heart attack one day most likely during an earnings report too

>> No.1208240

>>1208229
No more of that shit.
Earnings are worse than trading oil futures.
Ok, maybe not that bad.

>> No.1208289

>>1208240
cant win the lottery if you dont buy a ticket

>> No.1208410
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1208410

HA. Wait for a dip in s&p500... BUY IN. Sell on rise at beginning of a dip.
REPEAT.
It really is this simple.

>> No.1208719

>>1208289
Not that kind of fucking ticket. I'll take a little less volatility.
If I walked with 12, I could just as easily walked out 12.
Don't know enough about the company to think that's a smart move.

>> No.1208816

>>1207223
>Go to Vegas
>Put it all on black
Almost 50% chance of 100% return in seconds.

>> No.1208920

>>1207277
I think its a scam.

>> No.1209368

>>1208816
There was a guy who sold his house and did this.

>> No.1209450

>>1208066
>Honestly OP none of the ideas in here are as likely as taking your money to the roullette wheel. If youre looking for 50% profit in a week thats your best bet. 64% chance is better than a coin flip and certainly better than putting it on some meme stock or forex trade
When you were trading oil at SemGroup, what "model" did you use?

>> No.1209454

>>1207277
How isn't it? He gives you 100 bucks and then loses all of his money because you don't actually have a strategy that's as successful as you claim.

Kek, I have a forex strategy that has made a billionaire. Give me 100 bucks and I'll tell you how. If you really have a good strategy you should go write an ebook and make way more than 100 bucks.

>> No.1209457

>>1207223
crypto, obviously.
Put it all into bitcoin, then move that all into memetic on bittrex. probably 2-5x return

>> No.1209476

By buying ethereum

>> No.1209496

>>1208035
what were you selling? sraqw?

>> No.1209660

>>1207223
real talk, open an options trading account and go all in

I recommend interactive brokers