Acceptance Thread

[Anonymous No.12053763]

After a year and a half of pumping money into crypto, I just set up a savings account with Goldman Sachs that offers a 1.5% interest rate and is called Marcus. With a name like that it resonates with me on personal level.

[Anonymous No.12053773]

youre gonna regret.

[Anonymous No.12053779]

good job anon.. Crypto is a meme

[Anonymous No.12053989]

>sell moon tickets at the bottom in exchange of boomer stock
the state

[Anonymous No.12054003]

>>12053763
nice just bought 100k forced memes

[Anonymous No.12054016]

>>12053763
I think the Marcus savings interest rate is more like 2.05%. That's where I keep my emergency fund.

[Anonymous No.12054018]

>>12053763
>1.5% interest rate
>Inflation is 2.5%
Now that's what I call a good deal

[Anonymous No.12054477]

>>12053763
>only 1.5%

i see banks/brokers shilling 2% rates for $0 minimum

[Anonymous No.12054543]

>>12053763
FORCED MEME ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO
>inb4 "but he's red and has a job!"
>inb4 "ackchually, he'sh not a forshed meme because he ackcuratlly depictsh the plightsh of the modern working classh man"

[Anonymous No.12054729]

>>12053763
Serious question: if a 2008 like financial crisis would hit a couple of big banks included Goldman, will your savings be liquidated or .... ?

[Anonymous No.12054744]

>>12054729

Government insures deposits in all accounts up to $100,000 m8

[Anonymous No.12054897]

>>12054744
with what, m8

[Anonymous No.12054938]

>>12054744
Do you actually think they have enough for ALL deposits, NO they fuckin don't @ best its 1%.

My fuckin accountant tried to use this BS insurance line on me...Quit being such a dumb fuckin NPC!

[Anonymous No.12055807]

>goldman sachs

Hehehe, good good goyim. Thanks for the free money that I am going to make from bank fees.

[Anonymous No.12055839]

>>12054543
forced meme is a forced meme