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12051035 No.12051035[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys my friend hypothetically was interested in how one would go about rendering the water supply to a major city unusable.

It's for a hypothetical school science report.

>> No.12051044

>>12051035
See Flint Mi.

>> No.12051060

>>12051035
Onions

>> No.12051064

>>12051035
enjoy your surveillance tard

>> No.12051066

>>12051035
nice try isis, not gonna fall for that again

>> No.12051075

>>12051035
Trying to wipe out some infidels, Achmad?

>> No.12051086

>>12051075
>>12051066
Racist christians

>> No.12051129

>>12051035
Stick a hose up your arsehole and turn on the water

>> No.12051147

>>12051035

Put the bodies of icon investors in it.

>> No.12051463

Saw a documentary about some kid collecting all kinds of radioactive shit out of old smoke detectors and whatnot. Actually irradiated half his neighbourhood. That would probably work achmed.

>> No.12051474

find location of water main pipes, this is very easy with some googling
put a drill into it
ez pz

you know what is really fun though? opening a telecommunications pit and cutting fibre optic cable

>> No.12051483

>>12051035
Dumping a decomposing human body covered with toxic bacteria and fungus into the reservoir.

>> No.12051508

Put some flouride in it.

>> No.12051523

>>12051035
Appoint democrats from Flint to run it
or h1bs

>> No.12051527

suck his dick in the bathroom and spit his cum down the sink drain, should do the trick if he fucks you in the ass first

>> No.12051529

>>12051035
Nukes

>> No.12051543

>>12051527
remember to flush the rubbers down the toilet

>> No.12051588

>>12051035

Hey FBI, watcha doin?

>> No.12051680

Not sure whether to submit a detailed plan for Riyadh as well as instructions on what to short on order to make money on it, or a fake plan for Berlin that will kill the idiot that actually tries it.
Decisions decisions.

>> No.12051703

>>12051035
Implying you could get past the safeguards. Fucking plebbit internet warriors need a lesson in real life

>> No.12051725

>>12051703
Don't tempt the weaponized autists. Saying they can't is a good way to get them to prove you wrong just on principle.

>> No.12051750

>>12051680
Compromise. A general plan in Arabic that will kill the idiot who tries it and instructions on what to short when he does so we all profit from his malevolent idiocy.

>> No.12051787

>>12051035
Coat hanger, and toxic chemicals and a map. Guaranteed a fucked up water treatment plant