/smg/ - Stock Market General

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12010904]

Everyone take a deep breath and plan ahead edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>12007439

[Anonymous No.12010913]

GOLDEN BULLRUN THURSDAY

[Anonymous No.12010914]

based QLD and SSO on sale lets go

ESSKETIT

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12010929]

>"Anon, can you come into my office?"
>S-sure. Wh-what is it boss?
>"Anon. We've been noticing that your portfolio has been abnormally green lately. We're gonna have to fix that - wouldn't want you to achieve financial independence now, would we?"
>B-boss? I-I don't understand what you're talking abou-
>"Don't worry about it, Anon. We'll always take care of you here in your comfy office cubicle."
>Boss? BOSS? WHERE ARE YOU? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.12010930]

>>12010904
Gwim!
Also sorry frens for not posting the chili’s dings today, my new role at work playing with fishies means I’m really busy

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12010951]

>>12010929

[Anonymous No.12011007]

Bull market will be back Thursday 1000% confirmed. Screencap this and check em

[Anonymous No.12011026]

>>12010913
>>12011007


BASED

[Anonymous No.12011031]

Dollar cost averaging Anon from last thread. why would I do that if I can just buy back in at a lower price I don't understand why that's bad. yes I was in the negative when I sold recently but I know the market will go lower than what it is now in the next correction so what's the big deal

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12011046]

>>12011031
>I know the market will go lower than what it is now

no, you don't
timing the market is much harder than you think it is

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12011055]

>>12011046
>>12011031
Dollar cost average LCI.. thank me later.

[Anonymous No.12011088]

>>12010913
youre being 100% irresponsible with your words

[Anonymous No.12011102]

give me the rundown, /biz/, in preparation for going full bear, what stocks should I look into? Boomer commodity stocks with dividends? Or should I just man up and start short selling?

I just need enough of a bull pump to get me back in the green then I wanna offload most of my tech shit, and keep holding some long term. But, failing that I wanna have a new strat for this shit.

t. dumbass who didnt sell ATVI at 80.

[Anonymous No.12011124]

>>12011007
adamantium diamond encrusted support never going below this level

[Anonymous No.12011131]

>>12011124
it's come to this

[YOGGY No.12011133]

Get ready you cucks

[Anonymous No.12011135]

>>12011046
You seriously think the next recession that we're not going to be lower than where we are now. I know it is not certain but it's almost 100%

[Anonymous No.12011234]

Yes GE is in trouble but there is one thing a lot of people are forgetting; Spinoffs

GE Transportation is getting sold to Wabtech (or something like that; starts with a W anyway). GE shareholders will get a stake in this venture. W's shares are trading at $90 ish range now. GE is trading at 7-8ish. So your going to get GE, BHGE and eventually W all for the low low price of 7 or 8 dollars.

GE Healthcare is also planned for spinoff.

[Anonymous No.12011238]

Say my name....

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12011241]

Fuck

[Anonymous No.12011321]

this isn't even from options
I hate everything

[Anonymous No.12011334]

NOBODY SELL ANYTHING ON THURSDAY

[Anonymous No.12011350]

>>12011031
If you know the market is going to go lower than what it is now, why don't you short total stock market index funds?

[Anonymous No.12011362]

what you guys think about atvi

[Anonymous No.12011386]

>>12011334
dont worry, this was just a bear trap. Easy 2-3 years of golden green minimum

[Anonymous No.12011397]

>>12011135
so now you've already backtracked from 'i know' to 'its not certain'

do you see yet how nobody can time the market, just cost average into stuff and you will succeed

[Anonymous No.12011399]

>incredibly comfy tax-free bond fund up 0.34% on plummeting treasury yields while stockcucks get hammered on their obviously overpriced bullshit

munis are for chumps they said

rising rate environment they said

[Anonymous No.12011413]

>>12011386
>giving bears a full 100 point short three times in a month is just a bear trap guys durrrrrrr making bears rich is just part of our super duper bull strategy rrerrrrrubhnsiupjlthpppppplllllll

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12011424]

>>12011413
I miss RKG

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12011437]

>>12010930

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12011448]

So I'm reading A Random Walk Down Wall Street and I just came across this line
>Fortunately for stockholders of G.E. and Johnson & Johnson, many other factors led to the continued success of these companies.
holy fugg, is JNJ the next boomer company to fail? This shit is gonna pull a FAT ge blunder i can guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.12011459]

>>12011362
I like it. Sold off too much imo. There are a lot of red flags with the company but they have a lot of mobile games coming and those will yield some serious cash. Also, D4 seems to be on the right path judging by rumors. All this is a way off though. Long term hold.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12011464]

>>12011448
That was a final redpill while reading the book
Any company you hold can someday implode and you lose almost everything
Five years ago GE was a peak retirement stock.
Terrifying

[Anonymous No.12011506]

>>12011448
For JNJ to fail, people would have to stop brushing their teeth shaving and taking showers
Hospitals would be shutting down, people would have to stop getting hurt

[Anonymous No.12011514]

>>12010904

>coughs

[Anonymous No.12011535]

>>12011506
what about GE who sells like fridges and stuff that everybody uses

how could they possibly fail too

[Anonymous No.12011537]

>>12011506
A company can still fail even with stellar sales. All it takes is just a little mismanagement, or an outright scandal.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12011541]

>>12011506
>stop brushing teeth
>shaving
>taking showers
y-you mean like NEETs and Neckbeards?
>Hospitals would be shutting down
N-nursing is at an all time high demand... there ain't enough kids getting their degrees
>people would have to stop getting hurt
maybe in the future the democrats win an election and propose a totalitarian state where you're mandated to stay at home or get hit with "rape" charges.

[Anonymous No.12011546]

>>12011424
she was too pure for this world.

[Anonymous No.12011554]

>>12011464
not so scary when you just diversify. the stock market isn't supposed to be a goddamn lottery anyway.

i was young when enron imploded and that set my investment philosophy immediately.

[weed laugh No.12011562]

>>12010913

I'm expecting Canada to put in a bunch of dojis on non-Aphria or Aphria-involved dude weed stocks. There was a severe overreaction to that short attack on these completely unrelated companies, especially on the US ones for some reason. Probably gap down opens, low volume pump, equal volume sell back down before close, doji finish. On Thursday the bulls will make the initial buying thrust to start the buy wave with US markets trading to add their volume.

I'm completely flabberbamboozled by how hard Curaleaf and Acreage Holdings were hit. I have a position in the first but not the second. Those are the two biggest multi-state weed concerns in the US right now.

[Anonymous No.12011589]

>>12011535
cause appliances are 1 time purchase and Bandaids/tylonel and razer blades need to be replaced often
More points for JNJ

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12011599]

>>12011464
imagine putting all your money into 10 different stocks all your life waiting for a nice retirment but then when you are 5 years away from your dream half of those cut dividend and are trading back down by your purchase price and the other half cut dividend and you're only up a few %... scary to think about retirement really..

[Anonymous No.12011601]

>>12011589
>cause appliances are 1 time purchase
You should get a rental property

[Anonymous No.12011615]

>>12011464
I think this is why Buffett recommends S&P500 funds.

I held JD for a while and the CEO goes and becomes a perv, and I lost almost 40% of my money in the stock. Those random happenings come up often.

[Anonymous No.12011616]

>>12011599
i have put money in a company that was doing well up until recently, but the dividend yield has been collapsing ever since 2013
these jews deserve getting justed

[Anonymous No.12011619]

>>12011535
GE got out of the appliance game last year/year before. The company they sold that unit to gets to use the name/logo as part of the deal.

[Anonymous No.12011629]

>>12011589
>appliances are 1 time purchase
Go to bed. The bus runs early.

[Anonymous No.12011635]

>>12011615
Yes; diversification is key. putting all your money into one stock or/the market in general is just asking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.12011642]

>>12011629
>he buys more than one washing machine, fridge, and dishwater per decade
ok GOTCHA

[Anonymous No.12011650]

>>12011599
The table of wealth has 3 legs, stock is only one of them.

[Anonymous No.12011652]

>>12011616
Try Dis. They just hiked the div. Even with the Fox deal looming they still felt confident enough to hike the div from 0.84 to 0.88. Yeah so it ain't much, but still the fact they did it speaks volumes.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12011654]

>>12011650
what kind of shitty table has 3 legs instead of 4

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12011657]

>>12011650
whats the other 2?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12011662]

>>12011654
>inb4 one of those shitty little cuck circle tables

they don't count

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12011668]

>>12011650
>>12011654
>The table of wealth has 3 legs
>what kind of shitty table has 3 legs
>The table of wealth
>what kind of shitty table
>table of wealth
>shitty table
>wealth
>shitty

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12011706]

>>12011650
>The table of wealth has 3 legs
A human
A monster
And a prince from the dark

[Anonymous No.12011771]

>>12011654
Only rich kids start with a 4th leg.

>>12011657
Real Estate and goods of material value; Tools, firearms, jewelry, maybe cars and art if you are fancy.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12011805]

>>12011771
>goods of material value
Dunno where you're from but we like to call that "Inventory" where I'm from.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12011810]

>>12011771
It's sex slaves and firearms.

[Anonymous No.12011851]

Why buy deep in the money option instead of slightly out of the money options?

[Anonymous No.12011907]

>>12011771
Faberge Egg

[Anonymous No.12011920]

>>12011907
Or comic books or baseball cards. Coins, lots of guys do coins.

[Anonymous No.12012049]

>>12011851
Theta decay hurts less with ITM options
Your chance to see your option worth something at expiration is greater (bigger delta)

[Anonymous No.12012085]

dope
so i was right again
reminder: treasury curve inversion will not be as much of a leading indicator this time

>>12011851
higher deltas give you more gains on smaller moves. OTM memes mean you have to get it to go past the strike before it starts to actually get anything substantial. i use ITM for scalps

[Anonymous No.12012100]

>>12012049
yea youre also betting directly against the goy who sold the contracts too. and if that goy happens to be a hedgefund or some cunt with loads of dosh, then you can be damned sure hes gonna protect his neck (which generally means stomping on yours)

[Anonymous No.12012178]

>>12011321
>GSK
Why? They will get even more JUSTed when brexit fails to pass.

[Anonymous No.12012225]

>>12011424
>>12011424
HOL UP
did rkg actually ded?
proofs
i demand proofs

[Anonymous No.12012232]

>Diversification is bullshit
>Buy and hold is bullshit
>Dividends are bullshit
>Day trading is bullshit
>Algos are bullshit
It really is just luck.......

[Anonymous No.12012245]

>>12012232
to be fair, this is by far the hardest market in almost a decade

[Anonymous No.12012285]

>>12012245
Bullshit man.
It's like Kenny Rogers says: "You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to hold 'em. Know when to run. Know when to hide."
If everyone pulled out of the market, the market is dead.
If everyone dropped their purses into the market, no one has money to spend to keep the businesses up, so their incomes fall.
Movement is always good.
Don't follow trends, unless you are already in the trend before it becomes a trend.

[Newfriend No.12012288]

>>12011668

You've convinced me over the past few threads. I'm gonna drop some money into LCI. Here's to hoping for the best.

[Anonymous No.12012310]

Where is that barrick gold nigger? That shit is actually up like 25% since he started shilling

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12012314]

>>12012225

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12012333]

>>12012310
It looks good in the short term, but look at the yearly and 5 year charts

[Anonymous No.12012348]

>>12012314
hey i know ''that'' fucking feel
every time i find a new proxy that works i get fucking cucked. fucking modniggers deserve lead

tho at the very least i dont have to fill out like 30 captchas anymore

[Anonymous No.12012355]

GUYS!

puppies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTfKYDIhlVE

[Anonymous No.12012378]

>>12012348
teh profit huh
Well theres one important thing thats been bothering me lately, The treasury/corporate credit spread has been trending up

[Anonymous No.12012380]

>>12012355
omg the ones wrestling

[Anonymous No.12012388]

>>12012378
i know rite?
das dat shit i been talkin bout an shieet ma nigga

guess i wasnt retarded after all. i really wish i had more time to actively trade lately.

[Anonymous No.12012393]

>>12012232
buy and hold diversification is NOT a meme

QQQ and SPY will literally always succeed, they may not be perfect but you will always retire with them if you buy enough and hold for enough

[Anonymous No.12012405]

>>12012232
Why does the stock market even exist in the first place?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12012406]

>>12012288
just average in and hold tight. I'm not letting go until i see short interest down around 20%

[Anonymous No.12012432]

>>12012388
to be fair, you were right but its only become relevant the past few weeks
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BAA10Y
that uptrend there is very bad. If we shoot up again to 3.00 it could cause a sell off on default risk scares


buuuuut Im still bullish because of several other things

our hero Ciovacci just did a video on it and uses it to gauge when a reversal to bear market would happen

[Anonymous No.12012437]

>>12012085
>>12012049
Thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LFo9cBxX34
is the only profitable option strategy is selling naked options?

[Anonymous No.12012438]

*toot toot*
ALL ABOARD

[Anonymous No.12012458]

>not just reading the news for your trading strategies
Guy said market would go down, market goes down. Guy says market goes up, market goes up.
It's simple.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.12012460]

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE MARKETS CLOSED TOMORROW!?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.12012465]

>>12012437
>selling naked options
/ROGUEWAVE'd/

[Anonymous No.12012470]

>>12012405
Stock market was made to finance large companies. Companies too large to be financed by just a handful of investors.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company

We lost our way once we started accepting the fact that companies don't need to pay dividends. We should've stopped a long time ago. It's all just speculation now.

>>12012460
An ex US president died of old age

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.12012474]

ALSO THE YIELD CURVE ISN'T PROPERLY INVERTED YET
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE 2-10 YIELDS HAVE TO CROSS, OTHERWISE IT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT, YOU STUPID FUCKING NORMIES!
FUCK THIS UNINFORMED FUD SHIT

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.12012485]

>>12012470
>An ex US president died of old age
POOR OL' DUBBAYA KICKIN IT IS NOT A VALUD EXCUSE

BLOODSHED NAOW

[Anonymous No.12012490]

>>12012405
to redistribute wealth into the hands of more competent people
i, for one, am glad it exists because its **fun** and also i shudder to think of a world where all corporations are ''entirely'' bank-owned **tho we arent far rn desu**

>>12012432
>you were right
capped desu

>>12012437
lol no dont sell naked options. if you want a trade thats profitable ''most'' of the time, sell covered calls. naked options, especially with the crazy shit thats happening is fucking asking for it. big time. ask scoops. he got cucked hard on LCI on a bunch of short puts at like 11 or something awful like that
F

[Anonymous No.12012504]

>>12012474
But cheapies

[Anonymous No.12012514]

>>12012474
inversion itself doesnt mean anything really
it simply means that bondkikes dont see the near term as too kosher. but near term in bondkike vernacular is a lot longer than most longterm traders here

[Anonymous No.12012533]

>>12012514
Inversion does mean something if the algorithms make risk assessments based off of it and many tards are using those algorithms.

So we all have to suffer.

[Anonymous No.12012550]

>>12012490
Delete

>>12012225
shes supposed to be dead but since Im psychic Im saw her post as anon
>>12008022
>>12008732

[Anonymous No.12012551]

>>12012490
Everyone says that all you have to do to make money at the market is be smart, but I'm starting to wonder if "be smart" just means "be lucky."

[Anonymous No.12012576]

>>12012551
no it means being fluent in python

>>12012533
the big boys have been selling off into every single rally weve had this year desu m8
i tried to warn you...
but you looked away...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>12012550
good eye
are the new modz literally this much of niggers? rkg was a fucking staple of /biz/

[Anonymous No.12012577]

>>12012551
Be patient and not emotional.

Luck doesn't hurt though.

Put 90% of your money in diverse index funds and see how you can do in individual stocks with the remaining 10% position trading.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12012585]

>>12012576
>rkg was a fucking staple of /biz/
no

[Anonymous No.12012588]

>>12012585
the fuck are you faggt?

[Anonymous No.12012620]

Good morning /smg/, burgerland got assraped pretty hard yesterday.

>>12012470
>We lost our way once we started accepting the fact that companies don't need to pay dividends.
To be fair you can also expect that companies will pay big dividends in the future as well.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12012624]

>>12012588
>the fuck are you faggt?
obviously LCIguy

[Anonymous No.12012646]

Futures are open and green, for whatever that's worth.

[Anonymous No.12012667]

>>12012624
>identity is entirely based off of one ticker
ask big5 how well that worked for him

>>12012620
>burgerland got assraped pretty hard yesterday.
ur next yuropoor
algoniggers gonna steal your shekels faster than you can say "fug"

>>12012646
all the better to sell into (tho there WILL be a big fucking bounce at some point)

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12012672]

>>12012667
He is big5guy, just using a different name

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12012676]

>>12012667
>ask big5 how well that worked for him
made 20%...

[Anonymous No.12012684]

>>12012672
and a different typing style?
and hes not typing... like this...

kek
scratch that

>>12012676
oh hey wassup budy?
i miss u guys desu
tis a shame to see rkg stuck in the same permab& quandary that ive been in

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.12012692]

>>12012514
I agree that most inversion means jack shit.
But, inversion of 2-10 year treasuries is a very reliable leading indicator of recessions -- WHICH IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH

[Anonymous No.12012708]

>>12012692
still think thursday will sell desu

[Anonymous No.12012720]

>>12012684
Pwofit! I missed you!
Also low key think we’re gapping up Thursday then getting a harsh sell off, this SUCKS

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.12012738]

>>12012720
>Pwofit!

>>12012684
How's it going teh_profit? I missed you :)

[Anonymous No.12012746]

>>12012285
That is bullshit that no one responded to my post.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.12012752]

>>12012708
I'm feeling that too. It'll hit a new high within the next 6-9 months though.

[Anonymous No.12012782]

>>12012720
you underestimate the symbolic value of burying herbert walker (known affectionately as magog by his frens) bush. one of the dark prince cianiggers.
you know just as well as i do that monsters like that dont die. they transcend into muspelheim and get the penthouse suite
if you think that demon is finished torturing the souls of the living, then youve lost ur touch

[Anonymous No.12012795]

>>12012285
i was gonna say something incoherent about roy rogers, then i forgot desu

[Anonymous No.12012810]

>>12012795
I don' think I had the lyrics exact.

[Anonymous No.12012811]

>>12012667
Opening 1% down it seems, but trend looking up.

[Anonymous No.12012818]

>>12012782
My mom will unironically be in attendance at his funeral. They wouldn’t let my grandpa go though even though she requested (he’s a huge boomer neocon), they said spouses only and my dad is hangin with me this week. I would NEVER underestimate him, don’t worry about that. You see that pic of his coffin with the dog in front of it?

[Anonymous No.12012864]

>>12012811
sure but the markets closed
and look at the historical data of futures during holidays. its usually just positioning for the next move. why not pop it up some more so they can make some paper on a nice big warm up short and buy each other cocaine for christmas? youre right that it could be an immediate move up, but given the current circumstances, why would anyone bother going for a run right now? no one wants any of this risk rn

i mean really, who trades holidays anyways? wait until next year desu

>>12012818
>My mom will unironically be in attendance at his funeral
so you ARE CIA
ask them if theyve looked over my resume yet

>You see that pic of his coffin with the dog in front of it?
nope

[Anonymous No.12012874]

Anyone bullish on Facebook besides me

[Anonymous No.12012888]

they killed the dog?
sick fucks

[Anonymous No.12012902]

>>12012864
Reeee I’m not CIA! My grandpa (other grandpa) was for a little while in the 50s, did some low level boring stuff in the Russian library system of all things. My mommy is just really really successful and knows people who know people who I fucking hate in my soul. I’m an independent magician (yes this is a bit like saying Jayden Smith is an independent musician but pls)

[Anonymous No.12012903]

>>12012874
Yup
Dont say it out loud or the Haters come out

[Anonymous No.12012925]

>>12012902
so youre like stewart copeland twice-removed?
dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRa11vtonWw

[Anonymous No.12012933]

>>12012903
Based. I hope you didn't got onto the Facebook train thanks to a YouTuber like I did

[Anonymous No.12012938]

>>12012577
The thing is all of my bearish predictions seem to come true and all of my bullish predictions are wrong. But I don't know how to make money on bears.

[Anonymous No.12012939]

Money unspent is money wasted.
Let's get it together guys.!

[Anonymous No.12012950]

>>12012933
i hope you didnt either

>>12012938

[Anonymous No.12012965]

>>12012933
lol no
anyways I like their acquisitions and cash, and am bullish on ad revenue even though it gets fudded all over. Clearly they are getting it through to people through some new subconscious tech, so ad blocker doesnt work. same with twitter. Its like subconscious flashing lights

[Anonymous No.12012984]

>>12012925
>when you do so much research into the occult and secret societal control mechanisms that you come to the conclusion that the CIA functions as a decentralized autonomous intelligence (eerily similar to biblical and esoteric descriptions of evil gods) and realize that it propagates it’s own functional intelligence by molding assets decades, perhaps centuries (perhaps millennia...) before their own birth and realize that means that anybody could be compromised by having their entire environment and worldview shaped by the ur-sentient control entity’s spectacle magic and that means that YOURE compromised (and a lot more compromised than most people), and once you can see their symbols and calling cards you can never stop seeing them and by seeing them you’re further coerced into the furthering the intelligence’s goals
uh oh

[Anonymous No.12012992]

>>12012950
I don't know what this means?

[Anonymous No.12013048]

>>12012992
>finishing statements with question marks
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.12013066]

>>12013048
Finishing a statement with a question mark is bad because??????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.12013074]

>>12012984
>tfw youve been on imageboards for too long and realize that theyve been carefully guided into becoming what they are now: mass asset farms and AI playgrounds. machines to push disenfranchised youth into becoming something either self destructive or outwardly destructive
>you dont care and just wanted to argue with foreigners and strangers online and ask for recommendations for new media/entertainment/books etc
>it still somehow functions in this capacity despite being a giant chessboard for botnets and interest groups
gay
but certainly not as gay as it couldve been

as the late terry a davis once said
>i live in a CIA prison
>a nigger runs my prison

[Anonymous No.12013085]

>>12013048
>cringing

[Anonymous No.12013121]

Gonna stop trading shitcoins and start buying real assets. How much money do I need to start? 1k enough?

[Anonymous No.12013141]

>>12013121
$1

[Anonymous No.12013152]

Green@
RTed!
It doesn't matter.
Just mke sure you are all right in your head!
Now, listen to Metallica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

[Anonymous No.12013167]

>>12013121
Look into options it's real similar to crypto!

[Anonymous No.12013170]

>>12012437
If you are confident in your valuing skills, selling cash covered put options may be a good strategy

You sell OTM put with a strike price right at your price target and you are literally paid to wait
The worst case is you got assigned but you want to go long the stock anyway

[Anonymous No.12013287]

>>12011601
>renting to niggers

[Anonymous No.12013294]

>>12011668
My sides.

[Anonymous No.12013309]

So, if the average yearly return is 7-8%, would it make sense to only buy when the index you're buying is at below 7-8% on a 1-year basis?

Like, e.g. you stop buying once sp500 is more than 7-8% over what it was 1 year ago and start buying when it's below?

[Anonymous No.12013319]

>>12013294
How many AntShares to sniff a girl like this?

[Anonymous No.12013322]

>>12013309
No, because you'll have years, probably in a row, where your returns will be negative

[Anonymous No.12013482]

>The Ride Never Ends

>Never

[Anonymous No.12013619]

>>12013319
>girl

[Anonymous No.12013639]

Come on Zuckerberg, you are stronger than Soros

Ultimate Jew Fight

[Anonymous No.12013665]

>>12013639
In the end they will both lose

[Anonymous No.12013718]

>mfw there are people who unironically still have not grown out of their high school communist phase
it's like seeing a 30 year old wear clothes from Hot Topic.

[Anonymous No.12013764]

I'm a poor wage cuck newfag with $100 to get into stocks. Where do I piss with it?

[Anonymous No.12013767]

>>12013718
I honestly don't mind the communism so much as I find the fact that they always wanna bring a freak show along with it.

[Anonymous No.12014006]

>>12013764
S&P500 ETF.
Most so called finance experts cannot attain higher than the market portfolio over 10-20 years. Just don't waste the time guessing at stocks; invest in the market and focus on your job.

[Anonymous No.12014031]

Wu Tang forming on the daily Thursday we rip.

[Anonymous No.12014039]

>>12013665
I watched neon genesis evangelion in the hope of animefags actually having good taste for once, but in the end it was

>a shitty high school drama
>retarded mech battles
>plotholes are the plot
>some sidecharacter's drinking habit gets more exhibition than the actual story
>end so fucking nonsensical that they have to remake the whole show
>people only like it because it has waifu nipples in it

If this is good anime, all anime is trash

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12014066]

Since everyone keeps posting gambling tier stuff.
Newfriends please read this before you gamble!

https://www.investopedia.com/walkthrough/corporate-finance/4/return-risk/systematic-risk.aspx

[Anonymous No.12014124]

>>12014039
disappointing that no one has shopped that photo to be bulls vs bears

and its more that every single shot in every episode of evangelion is a homage to a dozen animes that came before it, the plot itself is nonsense

if its the first anime you ever watch its meh, but if youve watched a few dozen animes that were made before it, its truly transcendent-tier

it hits every single anime trope quite nicely

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.12014130]

Should I sell amazon at a loss?

[Anonymous No.12014136]

>>12014124
>if its the first anime you ever watch its meh, but if youve watched a few dozen animes that were made before it, its truly transcendent-tier

are you saying if I watch even more inferior anime this will suddenly seem good to me?

Sounds like getting into grindcore just so I can start to appreciate dubstep

[Anonymous No.12014240]

>>12014136
>>are you saying if I watch even more inferior anime this will suddenly seem good to me?
depends on the anime, but in general, yes

sorry that you are not the core demographic that it was aimed at?

on the plus side, nothing in anime should suprise you after watching evangelion, plus you can now understand (and rightfully detest) anyone who starts a waifu argument ?

if you want a good anime you should have just watched something that is good on its own merits, like cowboy beebop, not something suggested to you by spergy neckbeards that plaster their walls with hentai and own $10,000+ worth of action figures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc5HtjT6Rzw

[AmGurl <3 !!QSvwrQMMkoH No.12014249]

>hay guise I got a trip so you can follow my shit meme stocks in my 4 digit portfolio.
>this is for your benefit not my attention-seeking

[Anonymous No.12014259]

Question from someone completely uneducated about Stock Market but interesting in learning all the stuff.

I dont want a get rich quick scheme but, i work daily as engineer and, does stock Market provide a low-income-low-risk investment solutions?

Something that doesnt make much but its objectively better than keeping your money in a bank?

[Anonymous No.12014328]

>>12014259
ETF's, index funds, or just buy a bunch of random stocks in companies you like

dividends+compound interest will make you loaded in a few years (or decades)

the problem is that in bull markets you make 8%-10% returns easily
but in bear markets you get -8%

but in the long run youll be better off with the swings when you hold, compared to letting shit sit in a bank for tiny 1% growth

you just have to make sure you dont panic sell when prices drop, and make sure you are consistently cost averaging down, not buy a ton of stocks once then never touch them

best way to get started for passive investing is to take your money you plan on investing with, use half to buy stocks, let half sit around for a month, use that cash half to buy more if there is a sudden dip, or use a portion of that cash to buy more in a month from now (or a week from now, or a year from now)
or just set aside x amount of dollars to invest in your stocks every month, no matter if the price is high or low, as long as you consistently add to your positions, and you dont invest in a dieing company, you will do good

the more often you add money to stocks the easier it is to ignore short term dips, as long as you dont panic and liquidate yourself when you have your first red day


also never invest in memes, especially memes that /biz/ recommends
and remember, gold/silver are terrible hedges, disregard anything that a goldbug tells you

[Anonymous No.12014342]

>>12014259
just remember, its a marathon not a sprint

also you need to diversify, protect yo damn neck
this aint no game, this is real life

[Anonymous No.12014380]

>>12014328
Whats wrong with buying a certain stock and not touching it for a few years?

[Anonymous No.12014384]

>>12014259
fuck, here is better pic explaining dollar cost averaging

[Anonymous No.12014402]

>>12014380
nothing in and of itself, and as long as its not sears or GE or some other dieing stock, you will be fine, and infact its the best option if you buy at the very bottom
but you cannot know if its the absolute bottom without hindsight, so by the time you know, its already too late

youll still make money, but with a little trivial extra work, you can do so much better, see
>>12014384

[Anonymous No.12014411]

>>12014342
Fuck me

[Anonymous No.12014803]

time to average down on Aphria, again!

[Anonymous No.12014815]

WHY THE MARKET IS CLOSE TODAY FUCKING DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!

[Anonymous No.12014872]

I WANNA TRADE

REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.12014881]

Would robotics and AI be a good 5 year hold?
If we go into a recession wouldn't it be easier for companies to just Automate their basic low skill jobs?

[Anonymous No.12014885]

mfw the market is closed because some former politician croaked

[Anonymous No.12014900]

>>12014881

>Would robotics and AI be a good 5 year hold?
10-to-15 Years Hodl

[Anonymous No.12014908]

>>12014885
im cracking open a Billy beer in his honor

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12014934]

Everybody ready to sell everything on Thursday? I heard on the news that the economy is kill and Trump's impeachment is imminent.

[Anonymous No.12014958]

>>12014934
i've heard that Trump will be killed in 2018

[Anonymous No.12015065]

>>12012288
>>12011668
Me too, bought yesterday. Preparing to get JUST'd.

[Anonymous No.12015086]

futures up bigly

BEARS BTFO

[Anonymous No.12015110]

Fuck HW Bush, I hope he rolls in his grave.

[Anonymous No.12015134]

>>12015110
Agreed, his dog seems more important than his entire legacy. Gotta wonder what that says about him.

[Anonymous No.12015137]

We haven't seen the bottom yet, boys. Jawboning on trade won't prevent a correction

[Anonymous No.12015146]

>>12015065
Don't worry
Big5Guy is full of surprise

[Anonymous No.12015147]

Being a coward doesn't make you money, im all inning TQQQ as soon as the market opens

[Anonymous No.12015203]

>>12015086
SP up 1% over year
Up whole 16 points after 100 point drop

BULLS ON
pUrAdE

[Anonymous No.12015227]

>>12015203
it's obvious that we're just digesting the big gains from 2017. this is what a healthy market does

[Anonymous No.12015258]

THE RECESSION IS HERE EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.12015282]

>>12015258
NO ITS NOT FUCK OFF BEARTARD

[Anonymous No.12015284]

>>12015227
>digesting the big gains from 2017
This bullpoop line wtf
How can you even believe that
What does that even mean

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12015286]

>>12015282
Face it, the entire market is dead.

[Anonymous No.12015288]

>>12015134
>his dog seems more important than his entire legacy
>his dog is more important than the cia
cool dog desu

[Anonymous No.12015295]

>>12015282
>mfw gonna make it by shorting everything

[Anonymous No.12015298]

>>12015286
its just a holiday
try again next year

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12015341]

Didn't some anonymous fagget get trips one time and say that the bull market was going to do with kneepads, and now that kneepads is dead the market is kill too?

[Anonymous No.12015390]

>>12015341
yes

[Anonymous No.12015412]

>>12015341
>kneepads is dead
>>12015284

[Anonymous No.12015433]

>>12015412
aw cmon dont spoil it
i love baggys doomer posts desu
its been too long

[Anonymous No.12015453]

>>12015433
30% drop in S&P IMMINENT

[Anonymous No.12015481]

WE ARE APHRIA MARINES AND WE WILL NOT SELL

[Anonymous No.12015506]

>>12015453
dasitmane

also after looking at both posts im not entirely convinced thats rkg desu
subject a >>12015203 looks more like scoops when hes being a shitlord on his phone

[Anonymous No.12015511]

>>12015481
STAY STRONG AND KEEP BUYING FREN
DONT LET THE BEARS WIN

[Anonymous No.12015518]

>>12015481
>WE WILL NOT SELL
someone prolly will tho

[reluctant kneepad girl No.12015540]

>>12015506
Me am of have announced to make
FUDGE JANNIES
FUDGE ADVERTISE

[reluctant kneepad girl No.12015555]

FUDGE
JANNIES

FUDGE
4CHANNEL

[reluctant kneepad girl No.12015565]

FUDGEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.12015568]

>>12015540
oh so they just ban you for grugposting?
fucking faggots
when are we gonna burn this fucking site to the ground?
HOLY WAR NAO

>>12015555
profound

[Anonymous No.12015569]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Thank you Based GHWB

[reluctant kneepad girl No.12015570]

JANNIES

[Anonymous No.12015572]

>>12015569
BUGS

[Anonymous No.12015582]

>>12015570
Just buy pass goy

[Anonymous No.12015586]

holy fucking hell did they make this captcha unwieldy
am i the only one that has to wait a minute between posts?

[Anonymous No.12015594]

>>12015582
oh hai hiro
HOW ABOUT NO?

[Anonymous No.12015595]

If trip fags don't have enough disposable income to buy pass, they shouldn't be posting itt

[reluctant kneepad girl No.12015602]

Fudge JANNIES

[Anonymous No.12015611]

>>12015595
>unironically being this large of a faggot
>flying his fag flag in full view
you most certainly are the target audience here
rkg is completely correct

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12015612]

>>12015602
They all took the day off cause the markets are closed.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.12015618]

>>12015582
>giving even an ounce of money to hironazi
Your an super dummie
FUDGE JANNIES

[Anonymous No.12015628]

/smg/ insurrection! FUCK JANNIES GIB RKG

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12015629]

>>12015555
Why do people like those knife ear elf girls
The ears ruin them for me

>>12015602
It's ok, RKG
Even if you hate yourself and are depressed like all women ever, people here do care about you

[Anonymous No.12015630]

>>12015612
mods kil
we /b/ nao

[Anonymous No.12015644]

>>12015628
INSHALLAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQjpx1rX7aA

[Anonymous No.12015651]

>>12011650
>stocks
>real estate
>cash

That's the Stool of Wealth, fool. Popularized by the Hebrews.

[Anonymous No.12015722]

>>12015628
based and trappilled

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12015726]

GALT's main "competitor" in the NASH cirrhosis space, CNAT, failed to meet primary endpoints in its latest clinical trial

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12015744]

>>12015726
CNAT is about to take a massive hit at market open tomorrow
Do with that information what you will

[Anonymous No.12015865]

Dude weed in the green on Canadian markets. Small caps went first, Canopy now following. Aphria down 2%, i may day trade that one if things look right for oversold bounce and the bid side starts legitimately stacking beyond a bluff bid wall.

Curaleaf announced a $50m share buyback program just before open. Up 17-19% or so at the moment. Level 2 looks good. Shorts covering.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12015917]

Why is the TSE open and going higher? We're going to dump the fuck on them tomorrow when the real market opens.

[Anonymous No.12015922]

>>12015481
Do whatever you wanna do with your cash monies there anon but you should understand that Aphria could get halted if securities wants to do that while they investigate. You'd be stuck with it at that point and bare ass exposed to whatever the outcome is at some point in future.

No fud intended. I'd love to see Aphria beat this. Fuck short seller yellow journalism.

[Anonymous No.12015926]

It was an algo selloff. Due for a rally back to Monday’s highs.

[Anonymous No.12015945]

>>12015917
>We're going to dump the fuck on them tomorrow when the real market opens.

I will be hedging against the possibility.

[Anonymous No.12015990]

>>12015865
>Level 2 looks good.
lmao, l2 hasn't been useful in 20 years. why do you kids try to sound smarter than you are

[Anonymous No.12016027]

>>12015917
BECAUSE BULLS RUN THIS SHOW
BULLS NEVER LOSE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12016043]

>>12016027
He thinks the bulls run the show.

[Anonymous No.12016099]

>>12012333
Recently dropped my position, doubt we will see a gold rally tell 2019....buy on dips maybe as it seems to be holding 12.50 nicely.

[Anonymous No.12016126]

>>12014885
buncha bullshit. I hope one of the pallbearers trips

[Anonymous No.12016130]

I don't want to focus only on my office kekwage job for 8 hours

[Anonymous No.12016143]

>>12016130
Same bro, like wtf am i supposed to do all day

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12016164]

>>12016143
>proprietary steel on that knife

Haven't heard of the company either

[Anonymous No.12016205]

>>12016164
i just picked the first gutting knife i saw on google, mines old af and from my grandpa so i couldnt really find a knife like it

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12016215]

>>12016205
Nice, old grandpa knives always have a certain traditionalist appeal to them
Also, it's likely a dependable tool if it still functions well after that amount of time

[Anonymous No.12016231]

Help

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12016272]

>>12016231
How did you lose that money
Also, you should probably just wait for it go back up (assuming it will eventually) and then nuke your portfolio and start over with a new strategy

[Anonymous No.12016281]

>old person dies like old people always do
>let’s shutdown the economy for an entire day

eat shit Drumpf

[Anonymous No.12016304]

>>12016272
Would you hodl Faceberg stock or sell and eat the 20% loss?

[Anonymous No.12016306]

When Obunga croakes the economy will be shut down for a year

[Anonymous No.12016316]

>>12016304
Tech was overvalued anon. However the lesson should be to not trust any company that has ever changing wrongthink policies for its users

[Anonymous No.12016326]

DAX is about to collapse. Tomorrow bloodshed.

[Anonymous No.12016332]

The crash was because of options that would have expired on Wednesday. The golden bull will resume tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.12016335]

>>12016316
What? Faceberg is being bashed by the media because the showed ads for Drumpf. That's why I initially bought in

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12016374]

>>12016304
I never would have bought FB in the first place (I think FAANG was and is overvalued), but I would wait until you're at a 5-10% loss instead of 20% and then sell

[Anonymous No.12016413]

>>12011362
overreaction almost at the buy zone.

[Anonymous No.12016419]

>>12016374
Facebook is the one faang stock that isn't overvalued. Forward pe of 18,5 atm

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12016459]

When people stop voluntarily giving kikebook their data what is cuckerberg going to even sell?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.12016460]

>>12015540
YAY <3 <3 <3

[Anonymous No.12016463]

>>12016335
You know what beats the algorithm? In the words of our friends at Wu Tang Financial - Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Also,
>Blumpf isn't a neocon shill

[Anonymous No.12016467]

>>12016231
>March 2018

It is alright, there is no need to be upset

It gets better (and it gets worse)

The ride never ends

[Anonymous No.12016492]

>>12016463
Facebook has 40 billion in the bank and no debt. Only shitty thing is that they have to invest heavily in Indians monitoring posts

And it doesn't matter what Drumpf is. Facebook should be allowed to show ads whomever has the cash

[Anonymous No.12016496]

Im margin calling every single one of you

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12016514]

>>12015065
>>12015146
I love this thread
>>12016374
What's a good camping knife that is strogn? I ask because I know you love knives

[Anonymous No.12016540]

Red day tmrw

[Anonymous No.12016548]

>>12016540
Not even remotely possible

[Anonymous No.12016563]

>>12016459
I too, am bearish on FB in the long term.

>>12016281
Futures and forex are both still open

[Anonymous No.12016595]

invest in AMD if you want to make money
2019 AMD will an shoah'd i*tel

[Anonymous No.12016597]

>>12016563
Futures are closed until 6PM.

>>12016548
Euro markets didn't do so hot today; it's absolutely a possibility.

[Anonymous No.12016621]

>>12016597
>absolutely a possibility.
Correct nothing is certain, especially in this turbulent world.

[Anonymous No.12016645]

>>12016595
literally this.
new gen of CPUs just got leaked and they are absolutely killer. fits in the AM4 slot so I don't even have to buy a mobo to upgrade from my 1st gen ryzen :^)
AMD is doing so fucking well right now. As a /g/ hermit I am happy to see them kicking ass for once. LONG LIVE AMD.

now if only their GPUs were a little better, who knows. Maybe this is their chance to one-up NVIDIA, but I doubt it. I'm OK with running the NVIDIA+AMD combo.

[Anonymous No.12016651]

>>12016492
If it doesn't matter who Trump is why did you initially invest once you saw that an ad for him pop up? All I'm saying is when you reach the level of "fuck you" money, this is where horseshoe theory lies. And I can't argue with the fact that they have money right here and now, but stock valuation increases based on if there will be more money up the road. FB is one social media revolution from being rendered near worthless because the sheep -the collective whale- always move on to the new thing.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12016668]

>>12016514
A Morakniv fixed blade should do the job well for you
If you don't mind paying $75, buy a Mora Garberg (it's better because it has a full tang, which makes it a lot more durable)
If you want more value, buy a Mora Companion

Pocket knives are my "area of specialty", though, I know a lot more about the specific brands and makers with them than I do with fixed blades

[Anonymous No.12016672]

>>12016514
>What's a good camping knife that is strogn? I ask because I know you love knives

Just get a Kbar or a gurkha, with a flint in the base of the handle, steel blade, no coating (the coating will flake off when you sharpen it over the years)

As long as the blades steel is Martensite and not brittle phase of steel you will be fine
Don't need anything fancy to camp with

[Anonymous No.12016681]

>>12016651
Yeah, guess you are right on. Think I'll keep on hodling Facebook and even keep on buying cost average down. I just like the idea of using Normies to make money like Facebook does

Don't even use it myself

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12016699]

>>12016668
>>12016514
The Companion will do the job too, but the Garberg is better/more expensive both because it has a full tang and because it uses a better steel (14C28N)

[Anonymous No.12016702]

>>12015572

[Anonymous No.12016707]

>>12016681
Facebook as a platform is dying.
Facebook as a business might go somewhere with their acquisitions.

By 2070 they'll just serve government functions like being a birth certificate.

[Anonymous No.12016717]

>>12016645
i agree
also invest in a qt chuuni gf

[Anonymous No.12016742]

>>12016681
I don't use it either and anon if you are right and they go ATH I will be posting about how incorrect I was.

[Anonymous No.12016761]

I'm excited about the rally scheduled for tomorrow.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12016795]

>>12016699
>>12016514
this site has a better price on the Garberg than Amazon

https://www.bladehq.com/item--Morakniv-Garberg-Fixed-Blade-Knife--49577

[Anonymous No.12016799]

Entire weed sector down, my data is gone. Can't buy the sweet canopy growth bounce that is inevitable tomorrow. Same with RIV. I predict at least a 10% bounce up tomorrow.

Aphria will go to zero though.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12016855]

AT&T is charging people to cancel their current service. This is an excellent revenue stream, long T

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2018/12/att-makes-it-more-expensive-to-cancel-directv-or-internet-service/

>>12016668
>>12016672
>>12016699
>>12016795
Awesome thanks! I'll probably go with the garberg then, it's my christmas present

[Anonymous No.12016880]

Aurora, Canopy, or Tilray?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12016982]

>>12016855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUklRvRS-_k

[Anonymous No.12016988]

We're gonna make it lads

[Anonymous No.12017011]

>>12016988
will we make it before my calls expire on 12/21

[Anonymous No.12017060]

>>12016702
new fetish

[Anonymous No.12017071]

>>12016707
The transition will be difficult. Atm the social network Facebook is responsible for most of FBs revenue. I just hope that boomers will stay on it until Instagram and whatsapp can catch up. And outside of EU and USA Facebook itself is still growing.

[Anonymous No.12017112]

am I ganna make it with this type of portfolio?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12017133]

>>12016988
Checked and fucking based and artpilled

[Anonymous No.12017164]

[Anonymous No.12017171]

>>12017112
>Portfolio isn't 80% x3 ETFs
Nope

[Anonymous No.12017196]

>>12016988

[Anonymous No.12017200]

>>12017171
im not wanting to sell for 10+ years, the 2x make it through a recession but the 3x haven't proven themselves in that manner yet

so i hold between 1 and 2x leverage on both Chadaq and SP500 because i can take the volatility in exchange for the based gains long term

[Anonymous No.12017212]

>>12017112
I think you litterly bought MSFT three times, TQQQ/QQQ is 10% MSFT

Youll definatley make it, But you just broke one of your legs.

https://screener.fidelity.com/ftgw/etf/goto/snapshot/portfolioComposition.jhtml?symbols=TQQQ

Know what you invest in.

[Anonymous No.12017220]

>>12017164
based AZO providing a bright green light in the darkness

also if fuckin Autozone, the store you go to when you're desperately trying to keep your shitbox car alive, is the only thing doing well then we know where we are in this economic cycle, yah?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12017224]

>>12017112
My current break down is as follows, derrived by mixing memes with the advice given by "A Random Walk Down Wallstreet"
30% safe dividends/bond replacements
70% growth
inside the 70% growth it's
20% UDOW (at least)
20% XHE
20% XAR
The remaining 40% I can hand pick stocks
I need to figure how how to safely increase UDOW holdings. I might just have a separate account where I put each year's tax return into it once a year and log out of it

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12017271]

>>12017112
Doesn't have enough LCI

[Anonymous No.12017273]

>>12017224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc

[Anonymous No.12017294]

>>12017112
Replace FNGU with FNGO
its Faang but x2 instead of 3
fngu is simply too dangerous during high volatility

[Anonymous No.12017338]

>>12017212
>>12017294
all the small purchases were when i was just starting, and i ahd MSFT in an old 401k from another job. I dont mind owning a lot of MSFT though.

>>12017294
i kind of hate selling and aren't planning to buy any more FNGU or other 3x stuff, they truly arent worth it unless we are in a super low volatility golden bull run scenario, which we aren't in enough to be worthwhile
based 2x

>>12017224
i've thought about picking up some 2x DOW but the SP500 seems to basically cover all the boomer DOW stuff

i dont have any of the divvy kings, T lookin pretty good with a 6%+ yield at $30/share currently, you own that and probably heaps of KO?

[Anonymous No.12017599]

>>12017338
I own heaps of T.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12017621]

>>12017338
I have no opinion on either T or KO.
The UDOW is superior to SPXL in everyway imaginable, and has out preformed SPXL
>inb4 previous returns no guarantee....
Shut the fuck up. The chad DOW will roast your basic-bitch 500 component shit index into the face of the Earth

[Anonymous No.12017688]

car industry confirmed for dump on thursday
white house just refuted trumps claim for an auto tariff deal w china

[Anonymous No.12017717]

It's almost impossible to trade options in my country ($25 commission and phone order only) but warrants are readily available. Is there any functional difference if all I want to do is buy puts or calls? I'm not interested in writing options.

[Anonymous No.12017842]

>>12017688
go to sleep bear I wont allow your negativity in this thread

[Anonymous No.12017898]

>>12017621
UDOW and other 3x ETFs havent made it through a full recession yet so I'm not buying that garbo

i want to buy and hold, not panic sell the bottom and capitulate

[Anonymous No.12017942]

>>12016880
Canopy. Watch out though, it broke support this morning.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12017944]

>>12017898
>I want to buy and hold, not panic sell the bottom and capitulate
Sounds like your hands are the garbo, not UDOW

[Anonymous No.12017969]

>>12017944
nope im iron AF, have never sold a single share of anything i've ever bought

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12017977]

>>12017842
This image makes me

[Anonymous No.12017978]

>>12017842
Accurate

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12017988]

>>12017969
>I have iron hands
>too much of a pussy to buy UDOW, let alone TQQQ
I lmao at your life

[Anonymous No.12018017]

>>12017842
>>12017977
>>12017978
>>12017988
I'm looking forward to having all your money.

[Anonymous No.12018031]

>>12018017
Its not a loss if you never sell fren

[Anonymous No.12018041]

>>12018017
Us bulls already took 90% of bears money
What are you going to scalp a percentage? lmao

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12018079]

>>12018041
I'm going to be able to pay off my parents house in a few years thanks to this financial instrument
Thanks TQQQ!!!

[Anonymous No.12018093]

Markets confirmed REcovered.
Bears on suicide watch for the 9000000th time this decade

[Anonymous No.12018191]

>>12018093
>recession soon! the markets are overvalued! -bearfag circa 1940
>market goes up anyway during 3 recessions in row

[Anonymous No.12018277]

>>12018191
Bear virgins litterly BTFO

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12018321]

baking new bread

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12018335]

New bread
>>12018333
>>12018333
>>12018333

[Anonymous No.12018337]

Alright, if the dude weed doesn't bounce hard tomorrow I dunno nothing about nothing about trading. This is so dumb. Canopy broke support. Why? Nobody knows. Sympathetic dump for Aphria my ass. Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.12018344]

why aren't the markets open

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12018814]

>>12018191
>>12018277
rate of profit, and absolute profits were much higher back then, especially during and immediately after the way. Lower levels of accumulation gave less opportunities for asset bubbles to form. modern recessions are on a whole different qualitative level.