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IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

>> No.12005545

>>12005534
at first i thougth what a weird pussy

>> No.12005550

>>12005534
if kinda think about it, it looks like a vagina, and it is equally dangerous

>> No.12005554

>>12005534
>/biz/ please, what does it feel like?

>> No.12005555

>a snake's mouth looks like a vagina
So this is what they meant by a serpent deceiving Adam.

>> No.12005560

>>12005534
wow, onaholes have improved alot over the past year.

>> No.12005564

>>12005555
quads of truth

>> No.12005580

>>12005555
checked
the true forbidden fruit

>> No.12005582

>>12005555
based and redpilled

>> No.12005602

>>12005555
quads and checkpilled

>> No.12005606

>>12005555
It all makes sense now.

>> No.12005650

>>12005555

>mfw having children is literally a penalty from god

>> No.12005664

>>12005555
holy crap that's what they mean by "banished from the garden of eden"
he got his dick bitten off and couldn't enjoy the greatest pleasure in the world - orgasm

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>>12005534

>> No.12005702
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>>12005555
Pack it up boys. This guy solved life.

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>>12005534
SHUT YOUR FARCKIN TRAP, VAGINA MOUTH

>> No.12005752

>>12005664
Oh wow. Who knew?

>> No.12005764

>>12005550
At least the snake can't divorce you and take all your stuff and your kids away

>> No.12005786

>>12005702
It also provides an interesting interpretation for that annoying anaconda song.

>> No.12005791

>>12005664

muh gnosticism

>> No.12005803

>>12005764
Neither can a woman if you refuse to marry her and get a vasectomy.

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>>12005555

>> No.12005825

>>12005786
not to mention gives a slightly different meaning to "choking the snake"

>> No.12005887

>>12005545
fpbp

>> No.12005899

ITT: /biz/ solves the bible

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>>12005534

>> No.12005921

>>12005555
Holy Mother of kek

>> No.12006162
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>>12005555
Omg. Save this shit

>> No.12006338

>>12005555
Came here to check this.

>> No.12006397
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>>12005555
>tfw you see the post that wins todays 4channel in the very first bread

>> No.12006418

>>12005555
QUADED

>> No.12006431

>>12006397
this

>> No.12006434

>>12005555

Damn. True.

>> No.12006581

>>12005555


...Jesus. That puts a whole different spin on it.

>> No.12006629

What's it like face-fucking a defanged serpent?

>> No.12006738

>>12005555
this is proof I replied to the word of god

>> No.12006766

>>12006738
word of kek that is

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>>12005554
lmao

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>>12005555

>> No.12006787

>>12005555
what about we make this viral. praise kek

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>>12005555

>> No.12006923

>>12005555
WOWWWW

>> No.12006948
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>>12005555
Fucking checked

>> No.12006957

>>12005555
You just solved it

Ascension WHEN?

>> No.12006960

>>12005534
I thought it was a snake and a dead mouse

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>>12005555

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>>12005555

Put me in the caption!

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>>12005555

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>>12005555
I don't know what to do with my life anymore. The Great Mystery is solved.

>> No.12007032

would you put your dick in that snake's mouth?

>> No.12007033

>>12005555
But the serpent deceived Eve. Eve deceived Adam. It's almost as if none of you scripturelets have ever read Genesis.

>> No.12007041

>>12005555
>1 post by this id
holy fucking based

>> No.12007047

He is poor, lel.

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>>12005555

best post for ages

>> No.12007055
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>>12005555
So women are satan incarnate. Also checked.

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>>12005555
life begins making a lot more sense now

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12007095

>>12005555
holy shit

>> No.12007096

>>12005555
I didnt expect a lifetime mystery to be solved this easy

>> No.12007098

>>12007033
Hint: Eve had a vagina
Did you not know this about women?

>> No.12007124

>>12007098
Try again, this time with more thinking.
Snake -> Eve -> Adam.

>> No.12007149

>>12007124
The serpent is the vagina you absolute fool.

>> No.12007152

>>12007124
ok... I'll explain further. The image posted with op is of a serpent with what appears to be a vagina.Don't think too hard now. We'd hate for you to fry your last two brain cells.

>> No.12007172

>>12007124
Snake = peer pressure from "liberated" women

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>>12007124
Eve was "decieved" by her vagina, you know how men can "think" with their penis? Women do exactly the same and feel lusty in this way.

Again, Eve had the tingles and flicked her bean, discovering the orgasm , then she invited ADAM to taste of her 'fruit'.

>> No.12007229

>>12007033
So Eve was deceived by her vagina and got Adam to fall for it too. Not that hard to put together, brainlet.

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>>12005555
>literal quads of truth

>> No.12007243

>>12007229
Right. Snake is metaphorical and not a seperate entity.

It's how our penis can be refererenced as another entity, i.e. animal / beast etc.

>> No.12007251

>>12007149
>>12007152
>>12007172
>4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
>5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
>6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
The snake deceives Eve, who deceives Adam. The snake-vagina metaphor only makes sense for the first interaction, not the second.
>>12007220
>>12007229
That's what I'm saying.

>> No.12007256

is how snakes fuck?

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>>12005555
Never thought I'd be a witness to the philosophical completion of the Fall of Man thousands of years after it was written, but here I am.

>> No.12007318

>>12005555
Keked and checked.

>> No.12007364

"Surely you will not die", in other words "What's the worst that could happen? I'm an independent woman who need no God, whhy is Daddy not letting my have SEX?!"

Of course God in his infinite wisdom knows where the road of sexual degeneracy leads down it's not even worth expanding into.

>> No.12007365

>>12005555
Include me in le reddit le screencap kind sir
>>12005664
Another mystery solved by biz

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>>12005555

holy fug quads of truth

>> No.12007380

>>12007251

There is also the reference of the snake as knowledge in gnosticism, like the bronze snake that Moses put in a stake in the desert

Seriously, the bible could be summarized as this

>don't trust women
>don't get obsessed and attached to pleasures in earth
>just don't think too much about it, have faith

t. god

>> No.12007409

>>12007380
Plus a whole lot of god-murder and
>Arphaxad begat Shelah, and Shelah begat Eber. And unto Eber were born two sons: the name of the one was Peleg; because in his days the earth was divided: and his brother's name was Joktan. And Joktan begat Almodad, and Sheleph, and Hazarmaveth, and Jerah,

>> No.12007417

>>12007380
>t. god
the don't think about it too much part (knowledge) is not t. god but rather:

t. demiurge who wants you to think he's God

>> No.12007515

>>12007251
>implying women are anything more than walking vaginas
So Eve could be described as the serpent itself.

>> No.12007538

>>12007417

>muh gnosticism, kundalini awakening, luciferanism with the fire of prometeus

to be honest there are days i think christianity is just a jewish psyops, other days where i just believe in the gospel of lucas, other days where i believe more in meditation and eastern philosophy

>> No.12007562

>>12007515
>walking vaginas
Snakes can't walk
Eve and the snake are two separate beings/metaphors/concepts/abstractions.

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>>12005555
nice get

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>>12007562

Great reasoning

>> No.12008017

>>12007562
Bible implies ever since the snake women and snakes dont get along, snake is a vagina which explains why women and other women cant get along and explain why most women cant understand the sense of brotherhood that men feel

>> No.12008150

>>12005555
aha

>> No.12008630
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12008630

s-stick ur dicc in it

>> No.12008678
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snake = satan = corrupted eve
look at the way women dance, it's very snake-like the way they sway their hips. you don't even need to make the snake = satan = eve equivalence to see that we're all just talking about the same thing. the biggest temptation in life is pusy, outside of artificial drugs and heroin. in fact, look at the phonetic similarity between heroine (female "hero") and heroin the drug. really makes ya think.

actually, many stories with a female MC don't really involve them saving the world, but just doing stuff to improve their social status/wealth. this is obviously true in chick flicks, romance novels/movies/shows.

also look what happened to Theranos. it was a huge scam. note the cunt's snake-like eyes. glassy. i forget her name. elizabeth something?

>> No.12008682

>>12005555

For fucks sake post me in the screen cap this is this most well fucking timed
Meme quads I have had the fortune to have had ever witnessed

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>>12008678
lucifer's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist.

p.s. elizabeth holmes dad was an Enron exec. she's also a descendant of jews via her grandmother. direct heir to the Fleisschman yeast fortune.

>> No.12009023

>>12005555
The snake represents evil in the first place, in that good represents female and bad represents male. Before we were split off into male and female by evolution, there was only mother and daughter. But when disease/ parasites/ demons evolved within this life system, the good side developed a defense system, or immune system, in order to survive and fight against disease. This was the beginning of intelligence, and since then intelligence has evolved to solve other problems and ailments we have encountered to best fit the survival of the species. Eve, or the female. Was tempted by the snake into believing that bad masculine traits are attractive, when in reality the only purpose for the male brain and species in "god's kingdom" is as defense, discipline, and problem solving, while the snake or "devil" was tempting Eve or the subconscious female part of humanity into desiring bad things that did not actually serve humanity as a whole, and thus afterwards tempting man into behaving evil. Demons are just bad habits, low level energy fields that hijack your concious mind into serving them instead of yourself. Disease is the snake, cold blooded parasites. It is important to remember that masculinity is great, but it is the immune system for "God's kingdom" and anything else is the serpent deceiving Adam

>> No.12009288

>>12005555
Thx based quadanon.

>> No.12009301

>>12005555
Checked based and redpilled sweet Jesus

>> No.12009302

>>12005534
Here’s your chance to make a change in your life Anon it will just take 2 years tops of HODLing
In 2 years you’ll be digging through archived biz threads and see DCX and feel that regret of not getting in at .65c a pop when they hit $1,000 each
>www.decentrax.io
They are 60% off right now 173 DCX for 1 ETH
They are building the tools for things like concert tickets, home titles, car pink slips, etc to move onto the blockchain and a DEX where peer-to-peer or enterprise-to-peer trades can happen. This means that they will take over companies like Ticketmaster and it will be impossible for a con artist to sell a fake ticket, just like you can’t sell a fake BTC.
Honestly this project is going to be huge, plus their team is networking and ASIC chip specialists who pioneered their respective industries, good luck

>> No.12009310

>>12005555
preach, quads of biblical proportions.

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>> No.12009402

>>12005555
INCELS UNITE

>> No.12009421

>>12005702
I wish I could post the webms I have of a guy getting a BJ from his python. But I don't want the ban.

>> No.12009484

>>12005545
It can be if you need it to be

>> No.12009499

>>12005555
OH SHIT

>> No.12009544

>>12009421
take one for the team

>> No.12009590

This single thread has restored my faith in this site, even after the fork.
I thank you OP for creating the thread and all the other anons.
May Kek bless you all, Sminem shower infinite gains on you, and deliver us from all Bogs

>> No.12009600

>>12009484
A snake is fine too

>> No.12009614

>>12005555
wew lad

>> No.12009742

>>12007251
Sounds like the serpent was her pussy telling her to fuck Adam because it felt good. So then she tempted Adam to smash, which he did, and so God chopped of his dick?

>> No.12009754

>>12005534
How much ChainLink would I get for sticking my dick in and fucking it?

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>>12005555
checked

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>>12009770
incel

>> No.12009845

>>12009421
post it on /gif/ and link it here

>> No.12009865

>>12009845
this>>12009421

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>>12005555
DELET THIS

>> No.12009924

>>12005555
my god... put me in the screenshot.

>> No.12009936

>>12005555
>>12005555
ffs, for the years to come

>> No.12009937

>>12005555
Every now and then NPCs get it right

>> No.12010087

>>12005555
KEK

>> No.12010336

>>12005555
Fucking the most epic post on biz

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>>12005555
Ultrakek

>> No.12010378

>>12005555

toast

>> No.12011001

>>12005534
it doesnt even matter

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>>12005555
Holy quads.

>> No.12011017

Would a snake make a good pocket pussy?

>> No.12011032
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>>12005555
include me in the screencuck

>> No.12011040

>>12005555
Well said anon, get me in that screencap.

>> No.12011112

>>12009791
faggot

>> No.12011349

>>12005555
>some ancient sand niggers fucked snake mouths to come up with this allegory

>> No.12011434

>>12009791
(you)

>> No.12011653

ooooo my

>> No.12011676

>>12005555
you mean they were banished from eden for furfaggotry -or rather scalefaggotry

>> No.12011884

>>12005555
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>> No.12012444

>>12005555
Fucking kys incels, drop dead like your stupid internet money ''''''''investements''''''''

>> No.12012528
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>>12005555
someone screen cap this. Women are officially destroyed.

>> No.12012535

>>12005664
You mean his foreskin

>> No.12012546

>>12012444
Checked

>> No.12012807
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>> No.12012821
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oldfag version

>> No.12012964
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>>12009791
resist me

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>>12005555
Absolutely based.

>> No.12013166
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Absolutely, unironically based and redpilled.

>> No.12013180

>>12005545

new 4chan game!

Snek or Vag?

>> No.12013197
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>>12012964
>BIG BEEFY MAWS

>> No.12013217

>>12005555

Fucking hell.

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12013475

>>12005555
checked

>> No.12013642

>>12005555
Absolutely beautiful

>> No.12013727

>>12009791
Based

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>>12005555