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11971882 No.11971882 [Reply] [Original]

have you ever used piss jugs while trading?

as someone who trades the small time frames (max 15 minutes) i do this a bit.

>> No.11971901

>he fell for the trading meme

>> No.11971927

>>11971882

how far way is the toilet from your room?

>> No.11971946

>>11971882
I usually drink water from 0.5 liter beer glasses, and to be honest, I piss it back into the same glass. No larp

>> No.11971952

Someone in my college dorm would throw dozens of bottles of piss jugs down the trash chutes and they started charging the whole dorm fees, kek. It never stopped either. Only a small amount of those piss jugs were mine.

Also, I had to switch dorm rooms after a jug off piss I'd forgotten about fell off a shell in my room and made the room stink to high hell. I told them it was old milk that spilled, lel.

>> No.11971956

>>11971882
Before I started college I was a pro online poker player for 3 years (now playing part time). I use piss bottles sometimes if I really have. I don’t do it because I’m too lazy to go to the toilet though. Pic related is my favorite because the hole is larger and ice tea looks like piss.

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>>11971956
Forgot the pic.

>> No.11971966

fuck no. the only time I've ever used a piss jug is being stuck in such bad traffic on a long drive that I had no option. no trading strategy except pure minute chart gambling would ever require this either

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>>11971952
>Only a small amount of those piss jugs were mine.

>> No.11971982
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>>11971975
what do you expect from brainlets who fell for the college meme

>> No.11972005
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11972005

pissing in bottles and cups is for plebs. how many of you lazy faggots piss in a sink rather than a toilet

>> No.11972015

>>11971882
i'm playing red dead redemption while my bots do the work

>> No.11972018

>>11972005
I do both. Being able to wash your dick after pissing is nice.

>> No.11972027

>>11972005
Pissing in the sink is patrician tier; no splashing.

>> No.11972029

>>11971952

genuinely curious here, why would someone in a dorm need to pee pee in bottles?

>> No.11972040

daily reminder that trading (specially in small time frames) is literally gambling and if youre in profit its because you havent traded for long enough

>> No.11972045

>>11972029
So I don't have to bump into random people on my dorm floor who want to hang out when I don't want to because they're normalfags who just want to drink and play Madden.

>> No.11972072

>>11972045

Oh ok. I’m not a burger and i never stayed in a dorm, i just assumed each room had its own toilet.

>> No.11972080

I'm a social retard, my door is always closed. One day my roommate came home with his gf and her dog and the dog wouldn't stfu. They didn't know I was home, the dog knew. They let him run around in the hallway and he constantly barked at my door. I drank a lot of coke zero that day and had to piss hard. So I drank it out and pissed in the bottle 3 times and didn't make a noise for the whole remaining day. Roommate is still nice to me tho, don't think that he thinks I'm weird.