/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11967315]

Quiet weekend edition

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAApF-FDkoY

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Sec Filings and Company Finances:
https://fintel.io

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11961786

[Anonymous No.11967346]

>Monday
Prepare your anuses.

[Anonymous No.11967366]

Green week, Sugoi!

[Anonymous No.11967416]

>Dow +750 on Monday
Screencap this.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11967447]

>>11967416
as you wish anon

[Anonymous No.11967490]

donny be nice to chinaman plz

[Anonymous No.11967794]

If a company has 500 shares available in the stock market that means that the company is divided in 500 parts and whoever buys them all own the company?

[Anonymous No.11967818]

>>11967794
yes
When you buy a stock, you are buying the company. That makes you a buisness owner

[Anonymous No.11967828]

long oil

[Anonymous No.11967848]

>>11967828
im gonna

[Anonymous No.11967874]

>>11967794
>>11967818
Be careful, if you buy the whole thing you’ll have to run it. Are you ready for the responsibility?

[Anonymous No.11967899]

>>11967416
>mfw the dow gaps down hard on Monday

[Anonymous No.11967911]

>bought labu at 40.36 two weeks back

Holy fuck am I going to make my shitcoin losses back?

[Anonymous No.11967987]

>>11967874
yes, Buffet did it to Berkshire
I will buy out Deans and Teekay Tankers, and combine them into an aerospace company

>>11967911
LABU squad coming through
Gonna buy a Fabrege Egg or Yacht or something

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11967992]

>>11967911
biotech is truly the most based sector
there's still a ways to go, the entire sector is still very oversold
the moment the market starts to recover, biotech is going to rally to the stratosphere

[Anonymous No.11968008]

>>11967794
It ain't that simple. Yes you may own a majority (or all the shares) but the controlling power still rests with the board/ceo. Depending on share class you can however vote during meetings for board members, etc. So you can influence how the company does things even if you own just 1 or 50 shares. Some companies limit the voting class shares to only high level employees so that way the "common" folk can't turn around and hi jack the company.

[Anonymous No.11968022]

>>11968008
interesting

[Anonymous No.11968093]

>>11968022

Yep. If you see a stock that says "subordinate voting shares" that's what that means. Usually you can still vote on stuff with those but your vote doesn't count as much per share. It's setup like this so subordinate shares can't add up to majority even if they all vote unanimously. This is somewhat common on small cap startups.

[Anonymous No.11968107]

Bears liquidated.

[Anonymous No.11968126]

>>11968107
all i want for christmas is gains

[Anonymous No.11968135]

day of the hope or day of the rope on monday?

[Anonymous No.11968136]

>>11968008
An extreme case is Google. It has three stock classes.

A Class - Reg voting power, common type

B Class - Voting w/10 times the power of the other two classes. Founder only shares.

C Class - Non voting, common type, cheapest of the lot.

[Anonymous No.11968162]

>>11968136
This is why the google (and FB) will never be sold or the way the company does things will never change. Cause no one other than the founders have the voting power. The founders would have to retire, die, or something drastic before anything changed.

[Anonymous No.11968336]

>>11968107

Yepper. Broke out the descending trend. Monday should be green on either neutral or good news from the G20. Proper bad news is the only thing that can turn this train around now.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11968390]

>>11968336
>bulls started getting smug right before the October correction
>bears started getting smug right before the December rally

market sentiment is a pendulum
when people are at their most smug, that's when you know things are going to start going bad for them
when people are depressed and about to give up, that's when you know things are going to start getting better for them

[Anonymous No.11968410]

Monday should be green on either neutral or good news from the G20

[Anonymous No.11968421]

>>11968390

Just buy at peak hype and sell at deepest despair and you'll be winning the /biz/ way!

[Anonymous No.11968422]

Got drunk with friends and watched LivePD what're yall doing on Friday night?

[Anonymous No.11968436]

>>11968422
Just came in my anime tulpa and am reminiscing about the good days when RKG was still alive

[Anonymous No.11968441]

>>11968422
Got a 24 pack of pbr and a lecture series on esoteric Catholicism to watch!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11968507]

>>11968436
rest in peace rkg
your suffering is over now

[Anonymous No.11968536]

Speaking of Buffett, should I buy 5 top rated stocks for $20,000 each? I'm thinking 3 should be growth, 1 defense, and 1 dividend powerhouse

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11968696]

>>11968507
>>11968436
;-; She was the best

[Anonymous No.11968723]

Can I get a link to RKG livestream suicide video download?

[Anonymous No.11968728]

>>11968107
Mmm, yes. I love the look of those green candles.

[Anonymous No.11968734]

>>11968536
Really Buffett claims the best way to go is just dump money into a etf or index fund. Which is not bad cause then you'd get broad market exposure in a simple setup.

[Anonymous No.11968918]

>>11968734
Touche, S&P500 has been mentioned by him before

[Anonymous No.11968947]

>>11968734
He specifically says to DCA, and if you're an amateur to accept it and stop trying to be cute.

[Anonymous No.11969137]

>>11968947
>if you're an amateur to accept it and stop trying to be cute

True but if you want to be a trader, you have to trade to learn. With money. And not a small amount. It has to be enough that losses hurt, uncertainty plays tricks with your mind, and gains make you euphoric to the point that you think you're a genius now and can do no wrong. You can learn TA and math and accounting and what have you from books and tutorials. The psychological aspect of trading can only be learned when you're deep in the shit yourself.

[Anonymous No.11969175]

>>11969137
>gains make you euphoric to the point that you think you're a genius now and can do no wrong
This is kind of why I'm glad, in a twisted sense, that I got into the stock market this year instead of in the beginning of 2017. That year-long bullrun would've caused me to become complacent, and it would've given me a false sense of my abilities. I got JUST'd hard twice this year: once in February and then again in October. I am keenly aware of how much I suck at it.

[Anonymous No.11969211]

>>11969175

Similar experience for me as well. I started in 2015, things were going pretty well, bull market ensured my mistakes were recoverable pretty quickly, all going good, then 2016 and holy shit I was not prepared for that. It was a really important learning year for me and I think i've been able to handle this years volatility much better because of that earlier experience.

[Anonymous No.11969250]

>>11969175
how did you learn to trade? where do I start?

[Anonymous No.11969274]

>>11969250
I just jumped right in without reading a single thing. I didn't even know what settled funds were until I got a sternly worded email from my brokerage.

[Anonymous No.11969291]

>>11969211
How did you handle the volatility on the market ?
I am living the same experience : got rekt in february then PF saw a substantial amount of gains but I hodl and now I am bagholding since it would be stupid to sell this low...

[Anonymous No.11969305]

>>11969250
Download Robinhood or TDA and just go do it. Pick out 5-8 big companies from different sectors and buy shares. Buy some shares in a S&P index and a treasury bond index because they are good benchmarks. Proceed to lose all your money, or not.

[Anonymous No.11969567]

THIS IS NOT OK!!!

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11969575]

>>11968696
>>11968507
you guys do realize that was a dude? A dude that was just a fat loser larping as a girl?

ok just making sure

[Anonymous No.11969586]

My buddy is getting 70k a year to become a tea taste-tester for Chipotle. I'm never going to make that kind of money in a year in my life so I'm just gonna throw it all on gambles and hope one pays off.

[Anonymous No.11969594]

>>11969567
prep ur anus bull

[Anonymous No.11969598]

>>11969291
>How did you handle the volatility on the market ?

A lot of research on how to trade, running simulations to figure out a strategy that worked best for how i wanted to trade, keeping a log of my trades to have a record of my thought process so i could then look back on it later and pick out what part of my strategy at the time lead me the wrong way.

Just a lot of work. Learning how to hedge. Learning how to risk manage. Learning how to stop doing stupid emotional trades. From my phone. When i'm half asleep in bed at market open. Not even looking at charts.

[Anonymous No.11969625]

>>11968507
>>11968696
Just remember that it was Dobber that killed her

this guy comes in here, starts talking up a storm about shorting women ceos, she got stressed and her condition worsed to death

[Anonymous No.11969638]

>>11968422
slept from 5pm until 2am, now being depressed and moping about unemployment and failing school until i go back to blissful unconsciousness

I got a "friendsgiving" dinner on sunday, so gotta start thinking of what to say when people ask whats new with you, because saying everythings the same but i wish more and more for death every day is probably not a great answer

[Anonymous No.11969658]

>>11969594
we are completely fucked - all will collapse

[Anonymous No.11969661]

>>11969658
Everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.11969677]

https://www.hussmanfunds.com/comment/mc181128/
What is he trying to say?

[Anonymous No.11969723]

>>11969598
thx
I am not a trader and it is nice knowing your process

[Anonymous No.11969801]

>>11969638
>>11968441
>>11968436
well. Forgot this was 4chan.

I hope everyone has a great green week!

So what's everyone's thoughts on HW being dead?

[Anonymous No.11969867]

>>11969801

[Anonymous No.11969882]

>>11969723
Sure. Also i did a lot of drugs that year.

[Anonymous No.11970142]

>>11969882
My investment process is:
do DD, financial model and valuation
buy
get bogged
hodl/baghold

[Anonymous No.11970286]

Damn /smg/ is dead ever since the 4channel move

>1.5 threads in a day
>a fucking friday at that

wow

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11970291]

>>11970286
I'm waiting for Drumpf to decide whether its back to 0 or not. I have nothing to contribute.

[Anonymous No.11970307]

>>11969586
What are you going with? I'll pump it for you

[Anonymous No.11970327]

>>11968162
>>11968136
Funny that the SEC thinks ICOs are bad but this is fine

[Anonymous No.11970473]

>>11967366
>green week now and kemono friends 2 next season
what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.11970497]

just

[Anonymous No.11970618]

>>11970327
a business is a very different thing than a currency

if you dont realize that you shouldnt be here

>1 post by this ID

oh, might just be crypto shitposting

[Anonymous No.11970625]

>>11968734
Really the best strategy for nuubs. 90% of your holdings in s&p, dow, nasdaq, hedge with nikkei, ftse, dax, etc and a percentage in a bond index, depending on your age.
The other 10% can be your meme stocks for gambling and learning/experimenting. You will still learn your lessons the hard way but wont go broke doing it.

[Anonymous No.11970841]

>>11967794
Absolutely not. The free float (percentage of shares available on the market) is never 100%.

[Anonymous No.11971154]

When will Xi and Trump convene?

Can we expect some relief?

Would be nice to end in 2900 EOY (SP500).

[Anonymous No.11971438]

>>11971154
Not unless Kool-aid man caves

[Anonymous No.11971500]

[Anonymous No.11971515]

[Anonymous No.11971550]

guys i want to get a book about investing geared toward kids for christmas
has anyone done anything similar
is pic related good

please respond

[Anonymous No.11971552]

>>11971500
>careful here

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11971732]

Lets all give our energy to the bad men of many colours at the G20 today and hope we can get a break through and put the golden bull back on track.

[Earnings Badger No.11971747]

>>11971732
There was a pump right before close
someone knows something ;)

[Anonymous No.11971760]

>>11971500
what's that website?

[Earnings Badger No.11971764]

>>11971760
its tradingview

[Anonymous No.11971831]

aussies rise up

[Anonymous No.11971855]

mornin frens! saturday is a great day to learn something new.

[Anonymous No.11971873]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WEEKEND SUCKS

[Anonymous No.11972346]

im asking a girl out tonight please wish me luck bros

i think she likes me she follows me around at work and touches me when its not necessary sometimes, flirting brehs lets go

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11972384]

>>11972346
if it goes well we green on Monday, good luck

[Anonymous No.11972451]

in the end

[Anonymous No.11972477]

>>11971552

[Anonymous No.11972487]

that's a one trillion whipe out

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11972525]

>>11972346
gl anon

[Earnings Badger No.11972714]

TRUMP DELAYED THE G20 PRESS CONFRENCE CAUSE A FUCKING BUSH DIED

[Anonymous No.11972729]

how does it feel knowing that r/WallStreetBets makes more than you? you guys are honestly pussies for not yoloing

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11972732]

>>11972714
1 down, 1 to go

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11972735]

>>11972729
>r/wallstreetbets
>the pinnacle of survivorship bias
you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.11972760]

can someone post a video or explain how stock prices change? all I understand is that the more people buy a stock, the higher the price. But that can't possibly be the only way stock prices change, right?

[Anonymous No.11972783]

>>11972735
i started here and went there because ledditors actually have more balls and are smarter than you pussies

>>11972760
stock price is determined by supply and demand

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11972789]

>>11972760
People are constantly buying and selling stocks anon. When there's more stocks being sold than bought, the price goes down, when there's more stocks being bought than sold, the price goes up. It's simple supply and demand.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11972809]

>>11972789
Or rather I should say, when there's more buyers vs sellers and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.11972887]

>alienate your core audience
>cater to children instead

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11972907]

>>11972887
I'll short ATVI and then buy one of these with the gains.

[Anonymous No.11972940]

Bought a new rifle with my TQQQ gains :)

[Earnings Badger No.11973045]

>>11972940
Why would you sell so early? Do you have any idea how much money you would've stood to make? TQQQ averaged mid 60s with a high reaching close to 73

[Anonymous No.11973087]

>>11973045
because its gonna dip again lol

[Anonymous No.11973121]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-01/trump-declares-wednesday-national-day-mourning-president-bush-stock-market-close

>Wednesday, December 5th 2018 will see the stock market close in the memory of G. H. Bush

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11973131]

>>11973121
Wow, is he intending to antagonise everyone?
Does he not want that fucking second term!?

[Earnings Badger No.11973145]

>>11973087
It shouldn't dip again until 57/58

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11973149]

>>11973121
>closing themarkets to slow the inevitable crash from the g20 fall out
load up on pinkies

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11973151]

>>11973121
WHAT
KEEP THAT SHIT OPEN COME ON

[Anonymous No.11973170]

is the market closed for most previous president deaths

never heard of that shit before is it an annual thing or a 1 time meme that Senor Trump is pulling

[Anonymous No.11973192]

>>11972760
The current stock price is the last price a number of shares were bought/sold for. There is a ledger of limit buy and limit sell (bid/ask) orders people have placed; a certain amount of people want to buy at 5, more want to buy at 4. Certain amount want to sell at six, others want to sell for 7. If someone market sells, their order will be filled at the highest bid; in this example, highest bid is 5, so market seller sells for 5. Stock price is now 5. However, if market seller wants to sell more shares than there are bids for 5, some of his order will fill at 4 after all the 5 bids are gone.

If you have a lot of people wanting to buy and fewer people wanting to sell, the shares available to be bought will quickly change hands at the lower prices until none are left, buyers start in on the more expensive sell orders, sellers will raise the price due to this buying demand in order to get more profit.

Now, you can calculate a rough "fair value" of a particular stock based on earnings/revenue/market cap but things rarely trade right at their theoretical fair value. The idea is to identify stocks trading below fair value (often factoring in future potential) in expectation that share price will rise from good news releases and good earnings reports. Good news and good earnings increase demand for shares, people buy a lot, price goes up.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11973272]

>>11969625
Fuck Dobber >:(
>>11970286
I like it, it's bretty cozy

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11973332]

>>11972783
shill LCI there. thanks

[Anonymous No.11973376]

>>11972346
Decide on what to say beforehand. And don't stutter, ok?

[Anonymous No.11973419]

>>11973376
i know what to say and she seems to be pretty obviously flirting

unnecessary light touching, following me around, lingering looks + smiling for slightly longer than you would expect

and she doesnt do thsi with the other dudes at work

i wont stutter, i will think of your advice during our conversation

[Anonymous No.11973435]

>>11973121
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11973532]

>>11973419
How you going to start?

Are you taking her somewhere?

[Anonymous No.11973534]

>>11972714
His meeting with Xi is still on though. Shouldn't be a problem. Now closing on Wednesday sucks but i get it, i guess.

>>11973419
Wrap you arms around her from behind kiss her neck and bite her ears. Done deal. This move has never failed me on a date. Also obligatory b urself chad advice.

[Anonymous No.11973560]

I'd rather flush my money down the toilet than buy any stock right now. I guess I should be shorting though...

[Anonymous No.11973602]

>>11973532
well i wanted to go ice skating with her since we got a temp rink set up here for the winter and its better than virgin tier 'dinner and a movie' where you cant even talk. Seems kind of lame maybe? shes 24 and im 25 is that too much of a high school thing to do?

>>11973534
oh if she says yes im quite sure she will want a lot physically which is fine by me if she wants to

[Anonymous No.11973632]

>>11973602
Ask her if she wants to go asking, but only if she has insurance.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11973686]

>>11973602
>Seems kind of lame maybe? shes 24 and im 25 is that too much of a high school thing to do?
Idk.. I think it would be fun.. I hate the whole dinner and a movie thing too... I rather go shoot a game of pool or go to some recent thing going on.. in your case the ice skating. This gives a way to talk.. ice skating is a good way to "break the ice"

You got this, i think the activity you picked would be perfect. Or you could both suck ass at ice skating and end up soaked in wet clothes having to take them off and watch a movie ;)

[Anonymous No.11973701]

>>11973686
well dinner is fine but a movie is such a waste of time, you have to be silent or else yoru being rude to everybody else, so whats the point? I'd rather DO something I agree with you, a movie is more of a later date at one of your places where its more jsut an excuse to cuddle and touch

[Anonymous No.11973722]

what a ride. i almost rage quitted on october

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11973725]

>>11973686
pools a lads night out game.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11973739]

>>11973686
LCIguy w-what do you think of bowling as a date?
I always want to take girls bowling, but I end up more interested in bowling than the girl.
Bowling is a gift from God

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11973830]

>>11973739
I don't really care for bowling in general... some girls like it but most don't want to be throwing 8 lbs balls all night.

>>11973725
>pools a lads night out game.
Agreed.. but its a nice date if the girl kinda knows how to play pool.. if she doesn't.. i don't really want to talk to her desu. I like a girl I can hang out with and not change who I am for her.. girls will take all your attention away from things you want to do in life and replace them with things you don't want to do in life and these things will ALL be for her.

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11973904]

>>11973830
I get that, I'm just trying to protect people who might not know about your pool obsession.

[Anonymous No.11973942]

>>11970286
Still faster than the /rgt/ days

We were so slow back then that we didn't even have weekend threads, and 1 thread a day not even maxed out

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.11973951]

>>11973904
lol.. i used to be really really good at pool.. i used to play everyday then my ex gf slowly started drifting me away from it.. never going to have that happen again, there are girls that like to play pool.. alot of them. Come to find out later that my exs dad is was like state champion of like Missouri or some shit like that.

[Anonymous No.11974024]

>>11973904
POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.11974053]

>>11967315
I bought Amazon at 800.

Sold at 1600+

Bought the dip at 1500

Did I make money?

[Anonymous No.11974243]

>>11973951
Billiards is for degenerates.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11974244]

>>11973121

[Anonymous No.11974337]

>>11968336
SOFT BELLY

[Anonymous No.11974422]

Is there a ETF i can buy to support the rioting Frenchmen?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11974552]

I was talking to my dad about potential of investing in NOK because of the 5G meme. He made a good point about 5G probably already being priced into the current evaluation, and competition from ZTE and Samsung.
Poor Finland

[Anonymous No.11974589]

has anybody ever put together an ETF for longing white people or shorting Africa as a whole etc?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11974654]

>>11974589
There's the White Girl Index. I haven't checked on its returns, but it's supposedly doing *really* well.

[Anonymous No.11974664]

>>11967315
All in on Alteryx and robot process automation. Those are the only things worth investing in.

[Anonymous No.11974752]

>>11973121
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.11974803]

>>11974053
bezos' favourite bagholder

[Anonymous No.11974904]

>>11974552
sounds familiar

[Anonymous No.11975171]

So do we get extra gains next week because of market being closed?

[Anonymous No.11975312]

CRM is up 17% this week

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11975430]

>>11975312
That ID
>FAgPTZkt
>FAgPT
>Fag Puts
Yea, I'm buying weekly puts on crm now.

[Anonymous No.11975556]

>>11975430
I was looking for it to tail AMZN year end before the dip. However they will still outperform M$ no matter the market condition.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11975725]

>>11975171
Yes, that days gains will be evenly divided between the others

[Anonymous No.11975752]

Buying MCHP @ $75.
It will get to at least $100 by the end of next year.

[Anonymous No.11975822]

>>11975312
>still somehow made a profit on a CRM Put this week

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11975857]

Trump Xi dinner is nearly 1/3 over.
I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.11975881]

y tf r the markets closed cus george bush died

[Anonymous No.11975883]

>>11975857
What do you think they’re eating?

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11975897]

>>11975883
poor people

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11975925]

>>11975883
First course: An Argentinian Chardonnay accompanied a seasonal vegetable salad with basil mayonnaise dressing and a parmesan emulsion.


Main course: Grilled sirloin with red onions, goat ricotta, and dates that was paired with a 2014 Malbec.

Dessert: Caramel rolled pancakes, crispy chocolate, and fresh cream.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11975937]

>>11975925
>tfw the gluttony of world rulers makes you realize accelerationist syndicalism anprim is the only way forward

[Anonymous No.11976036]

>>11975925
I never ate a date, what do they taste like?

[Anonymous No.11976051]

>>11976036
Brown sugar with a pasty mouth feel

[Anonymous No.11976075]

>>11975925

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11976156]

The dinner is over but we are not getting any news. I'm going to fucking die.

[Anonymous No.11976182]

>>11976156
you bought more IQ this week didnt you

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11976198]

>>11976182
Yes

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11976208]

>>11975925
>Calculated Gamble

[Anonymous No.11976212]

>>11976156

Something will leak out before Monday, press conference or no.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11976216]

>>11976208
meant as a reply to >>11976198

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11976236]

Xi/Trump dinner lasted 2 hours and ended with applause.

Interesting. Nothing set in stone yet.

[Anonymous No.11976270]

>>11976236

Splendid!

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11976301]

>>11976236
>>11976270
I'm hearing reports interpreting from Xi that is was constructive and they hope it can lead to a deal. Meaning at best it may be a ceasefire nothingburger. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11976325]

>>11976301
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/while-agreeing-on-trade-us-did-not-back-paris-accord-at-g20
3 minutes

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11976350]

https://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-xi-truce-20181201-story.html

Well. I mean we will see how markets react. They will be green in general, but will I be. Either way oil alone was gonna make Monday super green, so normal american stocks will get a huge day.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11976360]

>>11976301
>>11976325
>>11976350
It'll probably be a bump. That's the time to sell. It's all downhill form here.

[Anonymous No.11976362]

>>11976270
why can't the darkness in my life not be THIS darkness

[Earnings Badger No.11976380]

c'mon trump i know u like twitter. jus say summin

[Anonymous No.11976383]

>>11973602
just tell her to come to your house no one goes on dates anymore

[Anonymous No.11976477]

>>11976380
press conference delayed
it means "no deal"

[Earnings Badger No.11976507]

>>11976477
Dont throw them dubs on me,
It just means hes a idiot goin for PR
he thinks this shit is honorable
Its fucked

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11976512]

>>11976507

[Anonymous No.11976528]

>>11970286
the tripfags have killed it. like 3 of the last 5 threads have been cancer

[Anonymous No.11976540]

>>11976528
the people who complain about tripfags/redditfags/cryptofags without discussing anything about stocks are just as bad

[Anonymous No.11976548]

>>11976380
There will be no deal. Markets already priced in.

[Anonymous No.11976581]

Bull run canceled?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11976617]

I sold off a few calls on Friday. Did my gut feeling actually lead me to make a good choice for once?

[Anonymous No.11976647]

>>11976617
I'll monitor only the oil price next week
if it goes 42 I'll get it

[Anonymous No.11976649]

>>11967315
>tell people I invest in stocks
>they laugh at me and tell me "good luck with capital gains tax"
I don't get it, don't I just have to pay my state's income tax on the gains? That's nothing.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11976651]

AHH SELL SELL SELL PANIC NOW ALWAYS ASSUME THE WORST

[Anonymous No.11976668]

>>11976477
>press conference delayed

Yeah but that was announced before the Xi meeting. Xi meeting still happened, leaks say it went good, doesn't sound like deal was squared away right then and there of course.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11976679]

>>11976649
>lol enjoy making money and paying tax on it while I make $0 and pay no taxes on my nonexistent money

[Anonymous No.11976688]

Mexico has a leftist president now
is this bad?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11976690]

>>11976679
>>11976649
you only have to pay capital gains tax when you sell a stock and realize profits (assuming you meet the minimum income threshold to file a tax return), by the way
if you lose money, you can use those losses to write off a proportionate amount of capital gains tax

[Anonymous No.11976698]

Am I supposed to pay my trading gains taxes every quarter or the end of the year?

[Anonymous No.11976705]

>>11974422
BX4

[Anonymous No.11976707]

>>11976649
>I don't get it, don't I just have to pay my state's income tax on the gains? That's nothing.

You pay your state's capital gains tax, it's slightly different than ordinary income tax. But you're right, it's not a huge amount or anything. And you can also write off capital losses during the year to offset.

this >>11976690 is correct.

>>11976698
Usually you do it in your annual tax return. Maybe double check your local laws about that just to make sure.

[Anonymous No.11976717]

>>11976707
I know my self employed buddies gotta pay every quarter, but trading doesn’t count as a home business unless you incorporate, yeah?

I should probably get an accountant...

[Anonymous No.11976719]

>>11976540
one begets the other

[Anonymous No.11976829]

>>11976698
Depends on how much you make.

[Anonymous No.11976896]

>>11976717
Yes, you should, having an accountant works out to costing less in the end.

[Anonymous No.11976920]

>>11976649
paying taxes means you made money though

[Anonymous No.11976984]

>>11976649
They're right. It's best not to make more money because some amount of it you can't keep. Flawless logic.

[Anonymous No.11977050]

Good 'ole MSFT

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.11977133]

>>11977050
how embarrassing

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11977202]

>>11977050
FAANG is dead, the market is rotating to value and defensive sectors
AI and big data are the big tech booms of the future

[Anonymous No.11977210]

>>11977050

[Earnings Badger No.11977227]

>>11977202
You sure about that scrub?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-02/xi-trump-agreed-on-no-additional-tariffs-after-jan-1-cgtn-jp65zrtt

[Anonymous No.11977242]

>>11977202
yeah no...
1, faang is literally big data and AI
2, there will NOT be a "rotation" to defensive, consumer, non cyclical, until rates stop rising

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11977276]

>>11977227
based
should be a good December for my Biotech stocks

>>11977242
FAANG is consumer electronics, e-commerce, and social media
Granted, social media and big data are interconnected

[Anonymous No.11977307]

>>11977227
> Chinese Media Says
hmmmmmmmm

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977347]

"The two leaders agreed to put on hold the threatened tariff increases and undo existing tariffs as of January 1"

LITERALLY GOLDEN BULL

[Anonymous No.11977351]

>>11977276

Netflix facebook and google invented the algos for the taking public data. Google will be big in robotics and probably create the first waifubots. Facebook has an entire generation under the instagram spell and enough cash to buy any competitor

just saying Faang is the future you think of. to be bearish on faang yet bullish on future tech is faulty

[Anonymous No.11977357]

>>11977347
see, you didn't need to panic

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11977359]

>>11977227
>no tariffs after jan 1
>daddy trump fuggin dunks on china on dec 31
>markets tank and my fuels are shorted for 10 years
>i retire comfortably at the age of 30 sipping fruit cocktails in the aftermath wreckage of what used to be the carribean islands after the great China-US war
>US won, obviously
>chainlink hits all time low of $0.00001 usd value
>/biz/ capitulates - i laugh browsing the catalog as i order another cocktail
>all possible because of trump
Thanks Trump

[Anonymous No.11977361]

newfag here, why is the 4chan community mad at reddit? I am looking for an active stock thread and someone suggested me wallstreet bets but found this one earlier.

[Anonymous No.11977366]

i don't have any red/green wojaks to post. can someone share their collection with me?

[Anonymous No.11977372]

>>11977361
>4chan community mad at reddit?

disdain =/= anger

[Anonymous No.11977376]

>>11977347
BULLRUN CONFIRMED

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11977388]

>>11977361
It's more so that a redditor comes onto any 4chan board and thinks they're hot shit with valid opinions. We politely inform he or she that they are, in fact, fucking retarded, and respectfully ask them to leave.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11977393]

>>11977347
Sell on the bump next week. The immediate high is the only thing that's going to save u from what's coming next. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Earnings Badger No.11977397]

>>11977359
That would be a story of legends but its highly unlikley lol.. I would give u all my cash cause you would fucking deserve it after making a call like that

[Anonymous No.11977401]

>>11977347
> Chinese state-run television network reported.
The White House hasn't confirmed that though

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11977407]

>>11977397
more likely than this being the last we see of the trade war.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977408]

>>11977393
Mr. Faggot, sincerely consider the following. This agreement takes place January 1st. Trump would not fuck with the market and ruin a pump before fucking Christmas as a market recoverer is the only reason he made the agreement. I got 3 weeks minimum dawg.

[Earnings Badger No.11977433]

>>11977407
Its over bear...you lost.... time for you to hibernate.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977435]

>>11977401
South Morning China Post is as reliable as it gets on their side. Lying about it wouldn't benefit them either. If anything our side is taking time to work out details and try to frame it better so as to appease China hawks, the majority of Americans unironically wanted an escalation, or least to "stick it to China".

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11977437]

>>11977408
Not /intentionally/ fuck up a market before christmas. Regardless, I'll give you we may see some highs in the next three weeks. Only next week is guaranteed, however. and i think things might not look so rosey in january. Maybe put in standing limit orders for prices you'd like to see on the most trade sensitive stocks you've got.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977440]

>>11977437
January is in the air and contingent on a follow through, I can give you that 100%.

[Anonymous No.11977441]

>>11972887
>not realizing 100 dollar LEGO sets are marketed to adults

[Anonymous No.11977443]

>>11977437
the SPX is going to 3000
Its great you didnt lose all your money like your comrades from leftypol did shorting the bottom, but at least when we hit 3000 youll probably be gone

[Anonymous No.11977447]

>>11977435
The original report is made by the Global Times which has a long history making fake news for CCP

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977458]

>>11977447
South Morning China Post has a good track record, but I'm not saying its not possible, just very very very unlikely.

[Anonymous No.11977467]

>>11977458

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977468]

>>11977447
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-46413196

ehhh we got BBC coverage too.

[Anonymous No.11977473]

>>11977468
> Chinese state TV says
means nothing

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11977487]

>>11977433
I'll be buying SDS on the December highs. Probably 1,000 dollars worth. This is where things start to get interesting.

>>11977443
3000 is exactly when I'll short then.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977492]

>>11977473
I am seeing some sources word it as "and trade talks will continue" leaving out the "undo" part. Honestly just gotta wait and see.

[Anonymous No.11977520]

>>11977492
So it's a Christmas armistice?

[Anonymous No.11977539]

My SPY puts holy fuck i'm going to be broke. FUCK YOU DRUMPF.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977553]

>>11977520
Its an active attempt to save markets from both sides. I would not surprised to see development on IP theft and if we are lucky they buy some more veggies. We knock tariffs back down and give them loads of money to "invest in their economy" an initiative Xi has been working on for a while. To bring investors to China, then both people pretend its enough to declare victory. Thats the literal best case scenario, but not that unlikely.

[Anonymous No.11977555]

>>11977539
if you were looking to make a bunch of money off the tariffs, you should have bought X or AKS instead.

[Anonymous No.11977558]

>>11977487
>>11977539
>tfw newfags are biased bearish

bullrun confirmed

>>11977539
enjoy losing your money, faggot

[Anonymous No.11977567]

>>11977539
>not hedging

[Anonymous No.11977575]

>>11977539
SPX is literally going to 3000 on monday
Market makers in asia are already boarding trains to get to the office. Everything is backed up
Nikkei shorters jumping from buildings

[Anonymous No.11977591]

How to make money off of Trump trade deals?

[Anonymous No.11977594]

>>11977591
there is no deal confirmed

[Earnings Badger No.11977602]

>>11977591
>buy a call on anything
>wait maybe 3-6 hours
>sell said call
>go to philipines and drink milk shakes for a month

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977620]

>>11977594
Out of curiosity, are you super careful about getting your hopes up, or short?

[Anonymous No.11977643]

>>11977620
Chinese state owned media has 0 credibility if you are familiar with how they work

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977651]

>>11977643
BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA
The Latest on President Donald Trump at the Group of 20 summit (all times local):

11:25 p.m.

The White House says President Donald Trump and Chinese President Xi Jinping have reached a 90-day ceasefire agreement on new economic tariffs to allow for continuing trade negotiations.

The two met for dinner in Buenos Aires, Argentina, on Saturday as they sought to de-escalate a trade war.

[Anonymous No.11977658]

>>11967346
>>11967416

[Anonymous No.11977659]

>>11977651
one fiscal quarter reprieve. is there another meeting scheduled in 2019?

[Anonymous No.11977670]

>>11977651
so there is still a chance that the 25% will be imposed after 90 days

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11977672]

>>11977651
Oh so it's fucking nothing. This shit will get completely blown up. There's a big difference between a cease fire and undoing the tariffs already in place.

[Earnings Badger No.11977678]

>>11977651
I guess well just have to wait and see but either way things look positive.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977684]

Among the key U.S. demands articulated by Kudlow and other officials are a halt in what the administration calls widespread intellectual property theft and forced transfer of technology by China. If the two sides fail to reach a deal, Trump said he will also impose tariffs of either 10 percent or 25 percent on the remaining $267 billion in annual U.S. trade with China.

Press secretary Sarah Sanders says Trump has agreed not to raise U.S. tariffs on Chinese imports as scheduled on Jan. 1. She added that the two countries will "immediately begin negotiations on structural changes" around intellectual property protections, cybertheft and other U.S. priorities.

According to the terms of the deal outlined by the White House, the US will not ratchet up tariffs on more than $200bn of Chinese goods from 10 per cent to 25 per cent in January, as had been planned.

Meanwhile, China would move to purchase a“very substantial” amount of farm, energy and industrial goods, though the amount was not specified, in order to reduce the trade gap with the US.The US also said the two countries would begin negotiations to resolve some of the thorniest issues in their economic relationship, like alleged intellectual property theft and the forced transfer of technology. They set a deadline of three months for those talks, with failure resulting in a new escalation of tariffs.

[Anonymous No.11977695]

>>11977684
all Im seeing is "golden bull run golden bull run golden bullrun"

[Anonymous No.11977696]

>>11977678
> positive
China has been trying to postpone the deal as long as possible so that they will have more time to prepare for the inevitable collapse

[Anonymous No.11977700]

Put my life savings in TQQQ calls last week

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11977702]

>>11977684
On a bullish scale of 1-10, 1 being a sell off Apocalypse, 10 being new highs by over 10%, we a solid 6.3. Good 1-2 weeks. Then if no news or development just a small Christmas bump.

[Earnings Badger No.11977724]

>>11977696
Yeah you realize the trade war is holding us both back from making big ass money right?

Lets jus fuckin end this shit

i need a god damn vacation

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11977789]

Gonna make a limit order for 33 shares of SDS at 30 dollars. Maybe a bit lower, haven't decided yet.

This shit is just the most perfect combination. There's no way this detente is going to last, and even if it does, the underlying risks in the economy are going to blow some time next year. But I can already tell people are gonna lap this up. People are dumb enough to think this is the only thing holding the economy back.

[Anonymous No.11977804]

>>11976236
>>11976270
>>11976301
so much anxiety

[Anonymous No.11977808]

>>11977696
>>11977724
I understand a real Chinese/American war would destroy my portfolio but I'd drop my life to go fight the Chinese.

[Anonymous No.11977819]

you guys have no idea whats going to happen on monday, do you?

[Anonymous No.11977827]

>>11977819
market will shoot up immediately then crash down once people realize nothing changed and shit will hit the fan in january/early 2019.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11977829]

>>11977819
nothing, since the market's not open on monday

[Earnings Badger No.11977833]

Why are bears still pretending that they have a chance.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11977834]

>>11977819
$GE to $0 EoY.

[Anonymous No.11977836]

>>11977724
US companies will do anything in their power to avoid having to actually produce in America.

[Anonymous No.11977839]

>>11977724
the golden bull resulting from powell slowing rates and trade deal would literally make me Retarded
500 point increase on the spx at least for 2019

[Anonymous No.11977843]

>>11977834
did you bust out more GE puts?

[Anonymous No.11977849]

>>11977829
is the market always closed for the first day of channukah?

[Anonymous No.11977857]

>>11977849
the market is open monday its closed wednesday.

[Anonymous No.11977863]

>>11977857
i was trying to make an thinly veiled anti-semitic joke. i appear to have failed.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11977873]

>>11977849
>>11977857
>>11977863
Trump declared a national day of morning for Bush sr's death

[Anonymous No.11977877]

>>11977873
p sure thats wednesday not monday

[Anonymous No.11977880]

>>11977873
On Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.11977896]

>>11977873
even drumpf is smart enough not to close the market after g20 you autist.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.11977901]

>>11977896
well I guess I misread something, my b

[Anonymous No.11977906]

>>11977227
>Trump and Xi dined on some local specialties, including grilled sirloin with red onions, goat ricotta, and dates. For the first course, the attendees had a seasonal vegetable salad with a basil mayonnaise dressing, and for dessert, they were served caramel rolled pancakes with crispy chocolate and fresh cream, according to the White House.

Sounds pretty yummy. Anyway.

UNLEASH THE GOLDEN BULL

[Anonymous No.11977928]

[Anonymous No.11977936]

>>11977906
G O L D E N
O
L
D
E
N
B U L L R U N
U
L
L
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[Anonymous No.11977944]

>>11977928
lemme get this wojak template. my /biz/ meme game is terrible.

[Anonymous No.11977955]

the bull is loose monday get ready for all those Gains BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............fuck you bears get cuck

[Anonymous No.11977975]

dumping more wojaks

[Anonymous No.11978000]

>>11977944

[Anonymous No.11978012]

[Anonymous No.11978024]

>>11977955
I can already hear the bulls charging the plaines
have this being delivered

[Anonymous No.11978027]

no movie night?

[Anonymous No.11978030]

[Anonymous No.11978031]

>>11978027
I actually just got off work and can do one!
What do you want to watch?

[Anonymous No.11978045]

>>11978031
Deck the Halls

[Anonymous No.11978056]

[Anonymous No.11978062]

[Anonymous No.11978073]

[Anonymous No.11978087]

[Anonymous No.11978095]

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.11978110]

>>11977843
Nah, my only weekend hold rn is an AMD spread. Prolly gonna lose that one but whatever. Maybe Red Monday will surprise me.

[Anonymous No.11978119]

>>11978031
Jingle All The Way!

[Anonymous No.11978138]

[Anonymous No.11978143]

[Anonymous No.11978144]

>>11977347
*this truce only lasts 90 days; if no deal, the tariffs increase up to 25% will be put in effect.

Literally just a deal to make a deal and delay the inevitable

[Anonymous No.11978148]

[Anonymous No.11978159]

>>11978148

kek

[Anonymous No.11978163]

>>11978000
you deserve those trips for being the real MVP. may all your positions be profitable.

[Anonymous No.11978170]

>>11978148
those are some sweet tits Miley has.

[Anonymous No.11978172]

>>11978148
Yikex

[Anonymous No.11978176]

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[Anonymous No.11978213]

[Anonymous No.11978224]

[Anonymous No.11978226]

[Anonymous No.11978234]

>>11978148
where can I attend these venues?

[Anonymous No.11978265]

>>11978224

[Anonymous No.11978269]

Can anyone who's currently short the market tell me what makes you think the market hasn't already reacted to and corrected for the tariff news? Trump's been yapping about tariffs since 2015, and ramped up his rhetoric early this year. Markets already did a 10-15% drop to account for a potential trade war.

[Anonymous No.11978278]

[Anonymous No.11978280]

>>11978269
bulls are still in denial

[Anonymous No.11978284]

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.11978291]

>>11978283
>>11978283
>>11978283
NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.11978294]

>>11978269
american steel companies are still low. a 25% tariff will see companies like X and AKS jump by at least that much.

[Anonymous No.11978374]

>>11978148
its always been a dream of mines to fuck a midget