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11962670 No.11962670 [Reply] [Original]

How can I profit off of my piss shit and cum? I produce a lot of this stuff and it's going to waste. Don't suggest sperm donation, I'm a manlet.

>> No.11962698

>>11962670
I remember reading about a guy selling ice cream made from human tit milk. Maybe you could do something similar

>> No.11962703
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11962703

>Don't suggest sperm donation, I'm a manlet.
Just going to have to point out this depends on country. In the uk anyone can do it apart from literal retards

>> No.11962721

>>11962670
im sure you can find someone on the internet with a fetish to sell it to. i saw something about a roastie that collects used condoms and hangs them on her wall

>> No.11962759

>>11962670
Piss shit and cum into a blender blend it up and drink it then post the video on biz and I'll send you 50 LINK

>> No.11962793

>>11962703
Last time I checked I was an inch too short but now I can't find any requirements. Very strange.
>>11962759
Sent

>> No.11963636

>>11962670

Just eat it, pure profit. No need to spend that much money on food. Even madonna drinks her own piss. Maybe make smoothie or something.

>> No.11963744

>>11963636
This. A penny saved is a penny earned :^). Shit has a lot of calories in it that your body failed to digest the first time around.

>> No.11965059

>>11963636
>>11963744
Good idea. I'm practically throwing money away by not eating my own shit.

>> No.11965853

>>11962670
Kek, which anime is this?

>> No.11965872

>>11962670
>Manlet realises that he is literally worth shit!

>> No.11965879

>>11962670
>How can I profit off of my piss shit and cum?
become sex worker

>> No.11966290

>>11965853

This

>> No.11966525

>>11966290
This