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I gathered 100k in cash from a variety of investors (family and friends). My university offers bloomberg terminals, access to market data, and all the key investment sites. Anyone else here tried doing this? Advice you're willing to share?

>> No.11954412

>>11954393
Oh man you are gonna get anally rammed, gl lmfao.

>> No.11954484

>>11954393
Lawyer up

>> No.11954502

>>11954393
This can go so wrong for so many reasons I can't even begin to explain.

>> No.11954542

>>11954393
You should give them their money back and learn to trade with your own money before even attempting that shit.

>> No.11954549

put it into short term tbills, or bank certificate of deposits, or put usdt into the lending on fcoin or another crypto lending exchange with usdt. You wont lose anything and you will make some gains. build on that. You could take a small flyer on some top digital currencies like zcash ( risky) or wau coin ( best performing currency on earth) but best is to guarantee gains and be an economic hero for the senpai

>> No.11954585

>>11954393
Go all in KMD. Keep funds in Agama wallet. After a month, claim rewards- these will be in the region of $420. Whatever amount the coin has appreciated by, market sell and give your investors their money back plus a fraction of the appreciation. Keep the $420 and the major cut of the profits. Then never do this again

>> No.11954633

>>11954393
Go long SPXL and if the market collapses, you can do what all the other funds do and say it was unforeseeable and wasn't your fault.

>> No.11954660
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11954660

>it's Bernie Madoff 2.0

If you're not Jewish, you're going to prison

>> No.11954676

>>11954393
a wojack folder is the first step

>> No.11954864

>>11954484

Each investor has given me max 5k, and they are all rich. They don't give a shit about that money, its basically a gift. Plus, A decent lawyer costs that or more.

>>11954542
I already did this, my portfolio is up 27.5% this quarter. I've also been following the market since 2008.

>> No.11954991

>>11954393
Kek, the SEC is going to rape you for running a YUGELY illegal unregistered fund.

>>11954412
>>11954484
This