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>> No.11920535

>>11920528
I think he just needs a strong hand to HODL onto that soap in prison.

>> No.11920538

25% iffy
25% stiffy
50% blicky

>> No.11920562

>>11920528
Man if he shoots either of those without protection his ears will be bleeding.

>> No.11920685

>>11920562
“ay hol up nigga I need to put my earplugs in”

>> No.11920725

>>11920528
30% ramen noodles
40% postage stamps
20% sexual favors
10% Cigarettes

>> No.11920772
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>>11920725
Sad, this is the only thing people do in jail. Suck dick and pay for over priced food. Then they come out and kill someones family member when not rehabilitated. Really, makes you fucking think.

>> No.11920817

>>11920528
another dumb brownie behind bars. who cares what this idiot holds?

>> No.11920835

>>11920772
We must give inmates a trading terminal and a margin account. The state takes 50% of their gains but they get to keep the rest when they get out

>> No.11920867

>>11920835
It's a total waste of tax money and human capital. Oh, lets outlaw everything by electing a bunch of fucking lawyers who sit around just making fucking laws.

But lets compete with China now after locking up a shit ton of the work force.

Putting all these people together in contaminated disgusting places to catch some type of disease come out spread. Bad enough they re-offend after getting even more fucking up but it is a human health issue.

>> No.11920868

>>11920725
So he's a commodity trader? Interdasting....

>> No.11920988

>>11920868
>Comodities....
>not forex...
m3kz u th1n|<

>> No.11921021
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>>11920528
We unironically know his portfolio because it was leaked in court:
>$1,700,000 in the bank
>No assets other than some jewelry that may not even be real
>No property
>No investments
Standard rapper portfolio. Makes ten thousand times as much money as wagies, but owns less in property, assets, and investments than the average boomer. I do love his energy though, hoping the feds don't fuck him over. They're being assholes, they know he's mostly just pretending.

>> No.11921109

>>11920772
Yea no wonder you guys have so many repeat offenders compared to other rich western countries. That and the enormeous income inequality.

>> No.11921118

He will die in a year

>> No.11921143

>>11920528
25% Kalashnikov
25% extendo clips
59% kush

FREE TEKASHI

>> No.11921167

>>11920528
Got a stiffy uh
In my buttholio uh