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[Anonymous No.11907023]

How to prove you're Satoshi:
1) Make a signature from the 1st bitcoin block.
2) Publicize the signature.
3) Let the cryptographic community verify that it's real.
This entire process would be done within 24 hours, BTC would die and BCHSV would moon to $20,000 or higher, Craig would become the new Vitalik with the full support of the hardcore crypto community behind him, and he would have the potential to win a nobel prize in technology. Leaving a profound impact on this world and being remembered as the visionary genius forefather of modern currency sounds great right?
Not to Craig, here's how he's chosen to prove he's Satoshi:
1. Be one of the largest forces of douchery and trolling on social media, making the entire community who supports Satoshi hate you
2. Smugly refuse to address any questions asking if you are Satoshi, or why you refuse to perform a basic proof instead of writing giant essays to trick brainlets into thinking you must be Satoshi since you know cryptography.
3. Lose a hash-war to an ex-con black market explosives dealer, one of the only people in crypto who may be as hated as yourself.

[Anonymous No.11907036]

you sound STIFF. why dont you just buy some SV and join in the gainz instead of whinging like a bitch?

[Anonymous No.11907050]

>>11907036
I'm the opposite of STIFF, I'm LOOSEY GOOSEY laughing my ass off at the flood of diversion that's about to enter this thread. You cashies will do ANYTHING other than directly address an issue, and it's pure comedy.

[Anonymous No.11907053]

Here I can provide 10 signatures from one of the pubkeys found in earliest blocks.

https://sagecell.sagemath.org/?q=sxzpgv

If you refresh the page, I can provide 10 more.

QED I am satoshi
Risk.
Finance

[Anonymous No.11907066]

>>11907053
I said MAKE a signature, then publicize it. Not publicize old ones.

[Anonymous No.11907079]

>>11907023
Lol exactly this, the whole thing should have been over as soon as he failed to do what is a very simple task that would have made it impossible to dispute he’s satoshi. I really don’t get why this whole thing is still going on or why anyone cares

[Anonymous No.11907087]

>implying he wants to prove publically

[Anonymous No.11907123]

>>11907087
yeah because its way better to say you are satoshi PUBLICLY but not verify it

cashies r SMAAAAHT
3.4d chess right there

[Anonymous No.11907178]

>>11907087
>Someone brags publicly about their supposed identity
>They must not want anyone to know who they are

[Anonymous No.11907202]

>>11907087
>I openly state, that I am Satoshi and get mad when someone calls bs on it
>I refuse to prove it, because no one should know the true identity of Satoshi

[Anonymous No.11907229]

>>11907123
>>11907178
Much better to live as perceived fraud than to filter even more useless bootlickers around you.

[Anonymous No.11907289]

>>11907229
You say, that being known as a fraud and being surrounded by deluded, clueless booklickers is better than having to filter people who believe what you say based on what you did when you were doing it incognito?

Wow, this is just... wow.

[Anonymous No.11907301]

>>11907229
so he had the choice to either
A: Live a normal life, not involve yourself in Satoshi drama.
B: Lie about being Satoshi, be perceived as a fraud and hated by most of your community.
C: Prove you're the real Satoshi and live a life knowing you've contributed something useful to society.
Yeah, seems like he reviewed his options and chose B... TOTALLY not a lie he wishes he never told.

[Anonymous No.11907347]

>>11907289
Believers you refer mutilated Bitcoin as we knew it. Easy to understand where that bitter rage is coming from. We dont care about hivemind opinions. Dont try to bargain for our return.

[Anonymous No.11907364]

>>11907301
Stop the bullshit already. Plan A) was not possible any longer. He was blackmailed into publicity by certain people.

[Anonymous No.11907405]

>>11907202
based

[Anonymous No.11907450]

>>11907289
cashie logic

that is, subnormal logic

[Anonymous No.11907489]

>>11907202
It's a smart move. Now literally no one believes that he's Satoshi. What better way to conceal his true identity as the mysterious creator?

[Anonymous No.11907512]

>>11907489
No one believed he was Satoshi in the first place.

[Anonymous No.11907517]

>>11907489
And what does he gain from that? Now he comes off as someone who didn't get his preferred slice of the cake so he bakes a new cake while pretending to be the creator of the original recipe.

[Anonymous No.11907519]

Plz buy SV coins sir, make many monies u will no regret! It is really the real bitcoins but still cheap! I swear it not a scam sir, do the needful!

[Anonymous No.11907674]

>>11907489
No one suspected it was him anyway kek

[Anonymous No.11908371]

>>11907489
that only works in your anime you little bitch
everybody thinks he's a fucking lunatic

[Anonymous No.11908387]

>>11907023
>How to prove you're Satoshi:

just tell everyone that "MUH 1Tb BLOCKS" equals to "centralization".

[Anonymous No.11908970]

low iq retard corecuck boomers get out
(even though you're right about fauxtoshi, the fact you would've sucked his dick if he really was proves you are a brainlet fuckwit. It doesn't matter who people are, it matters if they're right, and he was not right, like you are not right, because pic related).

[Anonymous No.11909101]

>>11907517
He gained few years of privacy to work on his rescue mission.
Its not a new cake because they share the genesis block.
>>11908371
Some say lunatics, we see genius.
>>11908387
Zero results for decentralization in the WP.
>>11908970
>>11907519
Its obvious that BTC supporters feel threatened as well.
We dont need you acceptance, louder you scream the better ;)