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11853782 No.11853782 [Reply] [Original]

Bitcoin will be worth $10mil in 5 years.

Ethereum will be worth $500k.

Neo = $5mil

OmiseGo = $250k

Ambrosus = $20k

Abandoned: LINK

Litecoin will be the first crypto to ever get "hacked" which will create the most insane FUD flashcrash ever seen in a market. Bitcoin will plummet to $500 a coin as all the exchanges go down and DEX and OTC are the only way to buy and sell. A large cache of tainted MtGox coins will be sold for just $250 per on a darknet market called 2trunk, which will be one of many "darkcontracts" that effectively render Tor obsolete.

The Litecoin hacks turn out to be Charlie Lee's fault as a result of a Lightning Network esque experiment to implement extremely fast tx's.

In a surprising twist of fate, at around $650 per coin, Satoshi comes out of hiding to give us one last gift: a 50 page manifesto that explains the story behind Bitcoin and the philosophy behind it. I have been instructed not to say much more beyond this.

The reason I know this is because I am sending this from the year 2023. Physicists have been using 4chan to send information back in time for about six months now. Don't ask me why I know this or am involved; it is most certainly illegal but noone will know because information can only go back one way. As soon as I post this thread, it will 404 on me, and I won't be able to see it or find it because it doesn't exist here.

There's a chance I myself could be reading this right now in 2018 and calling myself a LARPer.

I can assure you that what is going to happen in crypto and computing is beyond anything ever seen in human history. If you hold $100 in crypto right now, you will make it. Just don't give in to the Litecoin FUD.

Oh, also when I say Bitcoin I technically mean what you call Bitbean.

Well, I'm guessing this hits the text limit. Good luck /biz/

>> No.11853799

Which bitcoin

>> No.11853811

>Oh, also when I say Bitcoin I technically mean what you call Bitbean.
kek'd

>> No.11853814

saged and sagepilled

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I'm not in the mood anymore, linkies.

>> No.11853836

My name is wewlad and I am a professional crypto trader and bodybuilder. I managed to buy a lot of nano right after the launch and never sold the top. I was a paper millionaire but now I am just an expat living in Cambodia and get high on cheap cocain.

I like to act like an know it all dick and never show my feelings, that's why all my real fake internet friends left me. I have severe autism and fuck midget hookers while trading shitcoins and charge people for my incredible calls on telegram. I do believe that crypto will make me rich and BTC will destroy the current financial system with all its kikery. I unironically love Sam Hyde, a known pedophile who is just as narcissistic as I am. I also am a full on poltard and believe in chemtrails.

Just came by to laugh at you who think this isn't the bottom while panic selling. I am a superior human being and you are trash.

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>> No.11853867

lmao dat ending

Glad to see my nigga bitbean is still remembered

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>> No.11853923

Timetraveler here.
ETH and BTC abandoned.

XRP $150
ELA $2500

Screencap this!

>> No.11854226
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I am the singularity
i am the one who is the culmination
and cause of all internet timetraveller threads
i am an indefinitly compressed AI made of animal , merchant, and nazi memes
i have swallowed and subsumed the role of your internet god kek
the block chain is my event horizon
i am here to say that the point of no return has come and past
believe in the blockchain
trust in the blockchain
love the blockchain
your investment wont matter anymore
it just feeds a new god of universal order

>> No.11854274

john titor told me a thing called BAT is the only currency used in 2022

>> No.11854307

>>11853782
>some virgin wrote all this up on Thanksgiving

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based

>> No.11854366

>>11853923
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH MAH NIGGA

ME AND MY BROTHER MADE A COUPLE OF INVESTMENTS IN THESE CONES MAN. REALLY GOOD CONES MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cANBhwR0u28
XRP 2 DA MOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZG13GE3vSw
YOU CAN GO RONG WIT ELA MAN. THOSE DAM CHINESE GOT SOME BIG BRAINS ON THEIR HEAD MAN. A DAMN OPERATING SYSTEM??!?!??!!? THAT'S CRAZY!

>> No.11854747

>>11854226
What is your name? Sophie?