Jobs where you are paid to do nothing

[Anonymous No.11853488]

My soul is slowly disintegrating from being a wagecuck. I don't even open my blockfolio these days, because it just exacerbates my depression.

Does anyone have any stories/tips about """jobs""" where essentially did nothing all day, or you got away with doing nothing by pretending to be busy, and got paid pretty coin for it? I need some inspiration.

[Anonymous No.11853496]

>>11853488
jobs where you do nothing and look busy will suck your soul faster than a slutty shaman hooker, would not recommend anon

[Anonymous No.11853507]

night concierge in a high middle class hotel
The worst you will come around are drunken rich Russians who will give you great tips

[Anonymous No.11853518]

>>11853496
Listen to this OP. Staying busy makes the days go much faster.

[Anonymous No.11853525]

>>11853496
>suck your soul faster than a slutty shaman hooker
How do I make this happen. Where are these slutty shaman hookers?

[Anonymous No.11853533]

>>11853488
i was a doorman for about a year after. LIterally all I did was open the door for people. I had to stand up for 10 hours straight, but it was kind of comfy and I never had to take my work home with me.

[Anonymous No.11853537]

Become an EMT and work at an ambulance station in the countryside
The only hard part is the job training, after that is ez

[Anonymous No.11853541]

>>11853488
Security guard. Plenty of them on Indeed.

[Anonymous No.11853561]

>>11853525
my friend you do NOT want spiritual STDs or astral plane herpes, not a fun ride

[Anonymous No.11853562]

>>11853537
On requirement is not to be a total autist tho

[Anonymous No.11853604]

I have an entry-level position in a library that I got by only having a four-year degree (though now the job requires a two-year technicians diploma in library science). I make 20 dollars an hour, and only work 18 hours a week. The only hard work I do involves talking to strangers occasionally, and most of my job amounts to checking out library materials to people.

People hardly talk to me, however, so I get to just sit around and do whatever I want most of the time. I'm at work right now as I make this post, and I browse sfw 4chan for a couple hours daily. Also, I'm the only male at my job, which is great if there's a couple of female coworkers your own age.

[Anonymous No.11853617]

>>11853496
This. I spend tons of time and energy "looking busy" because my job is essentially helping an executive look busy. I think his wife is divorcing him soon .

[Anonymous No.11853630]

>>11853496
this

[Anonymous No.11854281]

>>11853488

Used to be a construction inspector for a state agency. On some days the contractor worked on our project. On most days they did not. On those days I literally did whatever I wanted.
>roll into work 7:20
>clock in for 7, log into outlook
>7:30 call the contractor and ask if they're working on my office's project today
>if they're not working, I have literally nothing to do, now I just have to stay in the office longer than my boss. I don't have to pretend to work or anything tho, just be there.
>it was normal for me to work for 3 or 4 days in a row and then nothing for 3 or 4 weeks
>fill out the report I have to write daily, today I'm doing "office work"
>it's 7:40, go to bathroom and sit for 20 minutes taking a phat shit
>8 o'clock, I leave to get "breakfast"
>sometimes I go to fill up the car, sometimes I go to home depot, sometimes I go to the mall to do some shopping, sometimes I go to autozone
>on Fridays back when my best friend sat at the desk next to me we would go smoke a joint together before getting breakfast, I still keep the Friday tradition alive, just alone since he got a better job
>get back to office 9 or 9:30 or 10, nobody cares
>walk past bosses office, 90% of time he's playing solitaire
>9:30 to 12:30 I spend doing anything. Some days I literally sleep at my desk for 2 or 3 full hours uninterrupted. Most of the time this is spent shitposting. Sometimes I watch Netflix. Ive literally installed a new battery in my car and vacuumed the interior in our parking lot
>boss leaves usually 12:15 or 12:30
>I follow suit 15 minutes later
>usually home by 1, still on the clock till 3:30

Your taxes went to covering about 250k yearly salary for the 4 guys in our office. In fact one of the guys in the office has 2 other jobs. Life was good but I left because starting pay was only 41k so not too good. But for your average unambitious neet, almost a wagecucking paradise. I miss it

[Anonymous No.11854305]

>>11853488
Chainlink dev

[Anonymous No.11854328]

>>11854281
Sounds fucking amazing wow.

[Anonymous No.11854339]

Wrong mindset. You want to make the most money in the shortest amount of time and retire, which is minimum 300k usd in some cheap country.

[Anonymous No.11854362]

>>11854328
I'm not larping btw, yesterday I did an oil change on my car in the back parking lot at work at 10am, after having gone to Walmart to pick up said oil+filter at around 8:30

[Anonymous No.11854437]

>>11853488
become an e-begger on twitch

[Anonymous No.11854457]

>>11853488
I do literally nothing at my job except shitpost and think about trading. But I am still required to be on a construction site watching Mexicans work for up to 10 hours a day. It's not as great as you think. Unless you're a jew, easy jobs tend to pay the least.

[Anonymous No.11854871]

>>11853488
If you have college degre it's quite easy. Best is some kind of project management or key account management in a big company and big department. If you manage it good, the others (or the customer himself) is doing the work and you just delegate. About 50% the day you do nothing. The other 50% you manage the shit and because of how relaxed you are, its quite fun. Important is that you keep looking busy and make friendships so you have fun next to it.

[Anonymous No.11855083]

>>11853537
Have fun making $8/hour

[Anonymous No.11855122]

>>11854362
Who would leave such a comfy job?

[Anonymous No.11855126]

>>11854305
Underrated

[Anonymous No.11855148]

>>11855122
Money. If I had made 60k there, or 80k like my boss then I would stay. But not for 40k. There's a chance that I can get a position in a similar environment for 55k in which case Ill change to that