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>crippling depression and loneliness
>no friends
>truly hate life
I have 100k, how do I become a millionaire? This is my only hope of not killing myself. It would give me reason to live

>> No.11832063
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>>11832040
multiply what you did 10x and you'll be at a million

>> No.11832073

>>11832063
but il be dead by then

>> No.11832087

You're just 900,000 dicks away from your dream.
Get to sucking!

>> No.11832336

Keep your living expenses as low as possible and wait until the next crypto run. Not sure when it will happen but its inevitable.

Work on your mental health in the mean time, work out, start a minimal up front capital business. Occupy your time with shit that isn't /biz or porn and you'll be far happier

>> No.11832351

>>11832040
go all in on shitcoins
Then dont watch for three years.

>> No.11832509

want to hang out and drink some beers?

>> No.11832530

>>11832040
give me moneis I'll make you double in one year

>> No.11832556

>>11832040
give me your wallet adress. i cant let down a fellow anon. im rich as fuck and willing to give you some help to the road.

i also got some investment tips for the mone im going to send you.

all i want from you in echange is your friendship!

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>>11832040
Can offer an exclusive presale opportunity. 30% ROI in 3months if u sell right after ICO. Only requirement is that u can fill the whole presale of 10-50k

>> No.11832579

>>11832040
pay me to be your friend :)

>> No.11832675

>>11832336
my mental health has been fucked since i was 14. i always had such self doubt, i dont know if il ever change
>>11832509
i do but i dont if that makes sense
>>11832579
are u a escort?

>> No.11832790

OP- put 20 into hot and you'll be a millionaire

>> No.11833287

put it in chainlink fucking moron

>> No.11833299

>>11832040
Lifts some weights. It'll make you feel better.

>> No.11833366

>>11832040

Unironically what messenger do you use?

I'll make a deal with you. Take just 5-8% of your portfolio and I tell you where to allocate that amount in stocks. (not crypto, because you're probably over exposed already) If it makes a return within only one month, you agree to share just 10% of the profits. No profits and no share, you can tell me to fuck off at any time if you think I'm doing a bad job.

I'm also taking a certain amount of risk in that I don't know if you will ever pay me.

They are all my positions as well but I'm fully allocated.

I will make you a millionaire by EOY 2019

>> No.11833401

>>11832040
non meme answer, the passive approach would be
80% index funds
20% US government bonds

make sure to reinvest your dividends/coupons

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>>11833366

>> No.11834735

>>11833366
Ze94YLF7aw@protonmail.com

>> No.11835651

>>11832040
if you're unhappy at 100k, what makes you think having 1M will makes thing better?

mo' money mo' problems.

every morning i wake up and worry about my investments, research markets to make sure i'm not missing out on anything, all the stuff i've bought with the disposable income in the last years has lost appeal and just collects dust in my house and was a waste of money in hindsight. i don't advise for being poor and broke but my days were more fun and challenging in a good way when i was broke and homeless 20 years ago.

>> No.11835664

>>11832675
>i do but i dont if that makes sense
Hi troy

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>>11832040
Money does not make you happy mate, follow this guide & see if it helps buddy! (Dont gamble your hard earned money away mate.)

>> No.11836308

>>11835796
If you are smart and motivated, money will help you to find "free time" to rise through the Maslow's Pyramid. The pyramid is a meme, if you don't have free time or a really-low-stress sustainable job.