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>Join conference call
>Hello who just joined?
>Hi, its Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy
>Hi Karl, you're on the line with Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe from Digital Transformation, Todd from Midwest Regional Operations, an-
>*beep boop*
>Hello who just joined?
>...
>Hello did someone just join?
>-ah! Sorry, I had my phone on mute. This is Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions
>Hi Steve, you're on the line with Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy, Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe fr-
>*beep boop*
>Hello? Who just joined?

>> No.11796672
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>>11796486
>Another day another dollar

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>>11796486
for any company I run I will ELIMINATE each and every of these ego-boosting titles

>> No.11796711

>>11796486
I want to die

>> No.11796715
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>>11796486
>"Everybody got their morning coffee?"
>"HAHAHAHAHA YEAH I GOT MINE!!! 99 CENTS AT DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS. HAHAHAHAHA"

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>>11796715

>GOOD MORNING FRANK, THERE ARE DONUTS IN THE BREAKROOM
>*thump* *thump *thump*
>HAPPY MONDAY BOB, DONUTS IN THE BREAKROOM!
>*thump* *thump *thump*
>HAPPY MONDAY DEB, DONUTS IN THE BREAK ROOM
>*thump* *thump *thump*
>GOOD MORNING CHERYL! HAPPY MONDAY! I BROUGHT DONUTS IN THE BREAKROOM
>*thump* *thump *thump*
>HEY ANON, HAPPY MONDAY!!! DONUTS IN THE BREAKROOM