/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11762935]

>even if I make it I'll still have a 6 inch penis

[Anonymous No.11762942]

lucky. 5 inches reporting in. if it makes you feel any better I've had a pretty normal sex life and am married to the love of my life now.

[Anonymous No.11762947]

>>11762935
Buy the malehanger, in 4 months you'll have a 7 inch dick

[Anonymous No.11762964]

>>11762942
same minus the marriage part. even better, my smaller size is what makes her feel comfortable letting me penetrate her anally. we can have rough sex for hours and she doesnt get sore whatsoever. size truly isn't everything

[Anonymous No.11762981]

>>11762935
I have a 6 inch dick that's bent in a funny way so I can make most chicks orgasm with just penetration

[Anonymous No.11762995]

>>11762964
Last gf told me "its ok I don't even like it too big anyway", I know she wason't trying to be mean but it made me insecure about my size ever since.

[Anonymous No.11763000]

> her ex was 9 inch
> I'm 6
kms

[Anonymous No.11763013]

>tfw started doing nofap and taking zinc pills and now my dick is like a veiny 4 incher flacid whereas before it was a little shrimp peen

you guys know the road that needs to be taken. no fap is not a meme

[Anonymous No.11763024]

>>11762935
Women are retarded at measuring dicks. Mine's 6.3x6 and I've had chicks guess that it's 7 or 8. If it's shorter like 4-5 they might guess 3 though.

[Anonymous No.11763047]

heh i have a 5.5". so pretty average length. but its skinny af. only 4.4". you will never know this feel anons. especially as almost every women doesnt really care about length, but more about girth

[Anonymous No.11763055]

>>11763000
>dating non virgins

[Anonymous No.11763063]

anon, you're above average...stop watching porn, because they use actors who are abnormally hung https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

[Anonymous No.11763067]

>>11762935
>>11762942
Oh yeah, I’m 4.75.

[Anonymous No.11763085]

>>11763055
unironically she did only anal "to stay pure" before me

[Anonymous No.11763089]

>>11762942
how do i get the love of my life to marry me ? i have a crush on a internet celebrity shes the same age as me. I always like and comment on her instagram posts, but im still a nobody to her. Im going to make it and make her beg to be with me.

[Anonymous No.11763104]

>>11762935
This girl I had a crush on is dating some guy she said has a small dick. Autism is worse than being a dicklet.

[Anonymous No.11763112]

>>11763013
Tranks about the zicc pills

[Anonymous No.11763139]

>tfw even when rich i'll only be 6'2 tall

[Anonymous No.11763147]

>>11763013
fuck no fap, that shit made me desperate for pussy af (literally got horny seeing mediocre girls) but gotta admit it might be good for virgin beta cucks

[Anonymous No.11763159]

>>11763085

I only give anal to my girls to keep them pure. Don't want them to turn into cock hungry sluts craving an ass dicking.

[Anonymous No.11763177]

Penis stretching has been proven to work. theres been photo documented evidence of guys growing 2 to 3 inches. I honestly think its feminists or something surpressing this info.

all you need to do is stretch your dick out for 20 minutes every 2 to 3 days. And hold it in a stretch position like that.

t. 7.2 incher. formerlly 6 something inch. been doing it for 3 months. takes about 1 year to gain an inch.

>>11763013
all that just does is make you horny and wont be permanent.
its not safe to go for a while without fapping. You always want to check to make sure things work down there.

Having a big dick is one of the best things ever really.

[Anonymous No.11763191]

>>11763139
think thats bad. im only 6'0
thinking of getting height surgery after making it

[Anonymous No.11763197]

>>11763177
elaborate please

[Anonymous No.11763200]

How do I make my cum taste like sweet nectar tho?

[Anonymous No.11763206]

>>11763063
They're also really short. Most guys in porn are like 5'6". Combine that with forced perspective and they're all titans. If course, being able to get wood on command, maintain it, and jizz on command, all under hot lights with a room full of bored people watching is far more rare.

[Anonymous No.11763221]

>>11763200
eat pineapples

[Anonymous No.11763222]

>>11763177
can this cause eriectile disfunction or seriously damage your penis though?

your penis is just two sack-like/balloons of blood so i can see how jelquing could do some pretty bad damage,

idk man. is it worth the risk? will it give me more girth?

[Anonymous No.11763243]

>>11763200
eat lots and lots of fruits. avoid coffee, cheeses, and meat the day of sex. also unironically smoothies are aphrodisiacs and give you lasting erections. watching your girl swallow your seed like it's nothing after a good assfuck is just the icing on the cake at that point

[Anonymous No.11763269]

>>11763197
elaborate?
literslly just take your hand. grab your dick. stretch it out as far as you can without ripping it off. hold for 20 to 30 mins. repeat 2 days later.

some people also do jelqing. stuff like doing reps or helicopter. i think that only increases girth a little.

But stretching/hanging is for length. i dont know what the anatomical process is. But you know legs grow extra bone when you break them and they increase length?
i imagine thats what you are doing with dick ligaments or something

All pills would do is just pump more blood and reqrite your prostate.

the only way medicen could increase dick size is if you broke into a doctors office, bought a fuck ton of dht cream, and started spreading it over your dick every night.

[Anonymous No.11763272]

>>11762964
this is almost exactly what's happened to me. I'm not sure if it's the smaller size, but the angle of my penis upwards seems to exactly stimulate the g-spot in cowgirl and missionary, and at least 3 women have told me it makes achieving vaginal orgasm very easy, whereas in the past it had been difficult to impossible. I think the size has something to do with it too.

This is challenging because it has little to no downward flexibility, making doggie near impossible unless i'm almost parallel to her above her, and reverse cowgirl is completely impossible, but that hasn't seemed that important.

[Anonymous No.11763293]

>>11763089
not sure if you're serious, but get off the internet for one. get involved in your hobbies and interests and meet people, not just women, anyone, and expand your circle of acquaintances. it'll come once you're not desperate for it. it's one of those things where thinking about it makes it impossible. live well, and things fall into place.

[Anonymous No.11763325]

>>11762995

[Anonymous No.11763330]

>>11763222
hell yeah its worth the risk. I love having a big dick. Everytime i fap to anime girls, its like my own christmas
>oooh boy, i wonder how much bigger i am now
if you look up penis stretching online, youll get a bunch of feminists sjws with vlogs from their bf s saying shit like
>MY PENIS IS BROKE
>SIZE DOESNT REALLY MATTER TO ALL YOU READERS
>ITS OKAY TK LET STACY GET FUCKED BY THE BULL WHILE YOU EAT OUT THE CUM
bullshit.

just dont be a retard and rip your dick off. the only side affects i had is pee sometimes hurts right agter stretching because of micro tears. and mli kight have a leaky dick.

still better than han having a small dick.

i think girth is proportional with lengthm but with girth, you probably have to do jelqing.

i only care about size cause i just want to fuck girls buttholes anyway.

[Anonymous No.11763353]

>>11762942
So there is hope for us 5 inchers after all

[Anonymous No.11763371]

>>11762935
>caring about his penor size or height
>caring about what others think about him
not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.11763391]

>>11762935
Just get an Asian gf.
They're used to small 4 inch penises.

[Anonymous No.11763421]

>>11763272
i also have a very upward pointing dick (when erect basically sticks up at a 45 degree angle or even less), and i have had a couple partners tell me similar things. i always assumed it was more about technique and less about my anatomy though haha, but maybe i've been overestimating my performance. giving a girl an orgasm from vaginal penetration alone is a huge confidence booster 2bh

[Anonymous No.11763425]

>>11762935
>thinks 6 inches won't pleasure a desirable woman
>caring about her pleasure in the first place
Even if you make it you are never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.11763437]

>tfw 7 inch length but 4 inch girth

[Anonymous No.11763456]

>>11763425
youre a retard. if your microdick didnt please her why would she ever call you back?

[Anonymous No.11763458]

>>11762942
Hope you don't mind the occasional visit from Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.11763459]

7.2 x 5.5 here

Still a virgin so im not sure how well my buddy would do in the field

[Anonymous No.11763462]

>tfw 4 inch

[Anonymous No.11763476]

>>11763462
pajeet or chink? smoke too much cigs?

[Anonymous No.11763496]

>>11763462

[Anonymous No.11763501]

>>11763139
>>11763191
>they think they are short
You are both delusiaonal and retarded as fuck. Your brains need fixing, maybe your faces too if you're ugly.
Seriously.

[Anonymous No.11763515]

>>11763177
>>11763197
>>11763269
>>11763330
https://penis-enlargement-manual.thundersplace.org/newbie-routine.html

thank me later
do it slow and deliberate and dont get frustrated and overdo it and you will make gains
ignore anti-jelqing shills who dont want you to know that getting a bigger dick is literally that easy and does not in fact cause erectile dysfunction or injury

[Anonymous No.11763520]

>>11763476
chang.
I've lost my v-card, but let's just say the grill I lost it to didn't stick around.

[Anonymous No.11763522]

>>11763462

[Anonymous No.11763531]

Had hapa gf she was like 4-5 inches deep. Muh dick is 7.
Hitting cervix feels great, not being able to bury the whole dick doesn't.
5 inches is good enough niggers, rest is just roasties justifying their cavernous halls.

[Anonymous No.11763623]

>>11763520
was she asian?

[Anonymous No.11763643]

>>11763531
i have a latina gf and she takes in all 7 inches and then some... shes chubby too idk if it relates. Im p sure the pussy can stretch p far. I dont hit the cervix unless im really jackhammering it

[Anonymous No.11763668]

>>11763531
its eggman

[Anonymous No.11763691]

>>11763531
>Hitting cervix feels great
Yeah nice larp minidick. If you actually hit a girl in the cervex that would be the end of sexytime.
It's like getting kicked in the balls.
Maybe if you didnt spend all your free time watching ridiculous fake porn your penor wouldnt be such a shriveled mangled stump?

[Anonymous No.11763700]

>>11763691
you do realize not every thrust has to be at the velocity of a thousand suns right?

[Anonymous No.11763706]

>>11762935
Stop bragging

[Anonymous No.11763721]

>>11762935
>even if I don’t make it I’ll still have a 6 inch penis, in circumference

[Anonymous No.11763771]

>>11763462

4 inches erect? How does that happen?

[Anonymous No.11763834]

>>11763623
yeah, but she revealed herself to be a bit of a sloot before she ran off

>>11763771
rolled a 1 for dick size on character creation

[Anonymous No.11763878]

>>11763834
Well, if it cheers you up, at least you’re not TheAmazingAtheist. (Or Anthony Burch)

[Anonymous No.11763880]

get the fuck out of /biz/ degenerate hedonistic pleb scum fuck off to your normie sites npcs fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.11763903]

>>11763834
At least you still have one of functional size.

I know a guy with a literal micropenis. It's smaller than a little chapstick container, when fully erect.

[Anonymous No.11763942]

>>11763878
what's their deal?

>>11763903
t-thanks
I know it's functional, but realising that I can't do the "sleep around" deal because of tiny benis makes me a little sad

[Anonymous No.11764011]

>>11763942
Even if it does effect your sleep around odds, it'll only effect the odds of a 2nd date. You have have lots of 1st times.

Eventually you'll find someone who doesn't care. Get /fit/, but don't be a compensating turbomanlet.

[Anonymous No.11764027]

>>11763177
I did that as a kid and have a 7 inch dick now
I thought everyone did it

[Anonymous No.11764038]

>>11763942
TheAmazingAtheist was a kinda big youtuber who had a couple of private videos leak, involving him sodomizing himself with a banana and pouring hot oil on his micropenis. Anthony Burch is a spineless faggot video game journalist who was convinced by his wife to make their marriage an open one. She fucked tons of dudes while he couldn’t get laid once, and finally she left him, adding insult to injury by taking his Wii U with her, along with the little shred of pride he still had.

[Anonymous No.11764041]

>>11763089
you should ask her out on a date on that internet comment board.

[Anonymous No.11764076]

>>11762935

>tfw 8.5"x6"

ngl this shit is GOOD

[Anonymous No.11764142]

>>11764011
thanks m8, gonna try

>>11764038
holy shit

[Anonymous No.11764167]

>>11762995
>>11763047
>>11763067
>>11763353
>>11763437
>>11763462

shit anons, that's rough.

t 6.5" long and 6.75" girth

[Anonymous No.11764169]

>>11763024
>6.3x6
so your dick is basically a cube? wtf

[Anonymous No.11764201]

>tfw no 6 inch benis bf

[Anonymous No.11764250]

>tfw only 19cm and pic related

[Anonymous No.11764274]

>>11763691
wait is this true? I always hit her cervix (i think, some wall deep right?) and it makes her her gasp, I thought she liked it but maybe ive been hurting her? english is her 2nd lang...pls help

[Anonymous No.11764345]

>>11763515
>there are "men" out there putting hot rice socks on their dicks every day

[Anonymous No.11764433]

>>11764345
Actually some of us stick our dinks in a glass filled with hot water for 10 minutes. Feelsgoodmayn

[Anonymous No.11764607]

>>11763177
Why do you do this shit? Why do you get people's hopes up?

[Anonymous No.11764633]

>>11764169
>he doesn't have a linky dick
Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.11764710]

>>11763177
I tried this and it resulted in me having extreme penile pain, and then I mean EXTREME it completley turned my life upside down for 6 months. Nowadays I'm fine except that my flaccid penis is hard and almost stand out at 90 degrees.

Dont do this.

[Anonymous No.11764738]

>>11763462
I'd trade you my size 6.5 for 100k cash

[Anonymous No.11764788]

>>11762935
Several women have told me I have a big penis. It's only six inches. It's all in your head. The only people that care aren't worth fucking.

[Anonymous No.11764833]

>>11762935
i got just under 6 inches. doesnt scare women so i can easily fuck them in the ass. taken a lot of anal virginities with this bad boy

[Anonymous No.11764893]

>>11764201
bobs and vagene or vagene(male)?

[Anonymous No.11764999]

>>11764893
benis(male)

[Anonymous No.11765154]

You guys realize that it's not your job to please a woman, it's their job to please you right? If a chick is really into you, it doesn't matter what size you are, they will second guess and criticize their pussy for being too big.

You literally only have to care about your dick size if you're a low value male. It's in their nature to be submissive and want to please you if you're an alpha male.

[Anonymous No.11765167]

>>11762935
My dick is 6 and literally never had any complaints, it’s fine man

[Anonymous No.11765185]

>>11763067
I'm 4.77. I beat you by .02 but shit am I happy.

[Anonymous No.11765203]

>>11762935
>what is a dildo
>what is self respect
>why am I such a pathetic fag?

[Anonymous No.11765205]

>>11763269
top fucking kek m8

[Anonymous No.11765304]

dicks
>Business & Finance

[OmegaMaker !i6apW.sJiU No.11765326]

7 in curved down 7.5 inch straight. qt3.14 virgin gf always in pain i guess she just needs to learn to embrace pain like most size queens

[Anonymous No.11765365]

This is what biz has become? A dick measuring contest on a crypto version of /b/? Fucking faggot zoomers