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Welcome back anon! Heard that internet money didn’t go so well, I’m sorry, but now you can make real money! Now get to those fryers buckaroo!

>> No.11748126

Thank you so much Mr. Steve for allowing me this opportunity to serve you and your staff. I won't let you down sir!

>> No.11748143

>>11748109
Steve, I really appreciate you giving me another chance. I know I've just been hired on and all, but could I please get Saturday off for once?

>> No.11748326

>>11748126
You’re welcome anon, now we need some Big Macs made;)

>>11748143
I’m sorry anon, looks as if Juan and Jose are got arrested by ICE in the parking lot. We need you to come in Saturday

>> No.11748361

>sigh. Anon, I'll just get right down to it. We've received another complaint against you. The customer said you seemed to have an attitude. If you can't get happy, I'm gonna have to let you go

>> No.11748379

>anon, Stacy called. She said something about a customer seeing you on a website called four chain on your break. I’m afraid that corporate policy dictates we have to dock your pay this week. Do you think that’ll be a problem?
>wh-
>Gotta go, meeting at thirteen hundred. Really pushing the envelope for you on this one buddy.

>> No.11748412
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>>11748109

You'll bag my fries one day

>> No.11748431

>>11748326
What about the saterday 2 months from now?

my brother is getting married and my mom just died.

>> No.11748465

>>11748431
>>11748431
shaynayquan needs her chicken sandwich and large fries with a coke right now anon.

>> No.11748498
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11748498

"Clean it up anon!"

>> No.11748553

>>11748465
Das righ white bwah, I needs mah chiggin RIGH NAH. Ain no two mumfs, sheeeeiii. Yo mama n brutha ain gon cook mah sheeei. Sheeeiiii.

>> No.11748605

>>11748412
Ok anon, til then, we need you to bag those fries

>>11748431
Sure anon

>>11748465
That’s the spirit, she is a very good customer

>>11748498
That needs to be cleaned, here are the supplies you’ll need ;)

>>11748553
Yes ma’am, we’ll bring you your food right away

>> No.11748633

>>11748605
Audible kek.

>> No.11748653

>>11748605
Mr. Steve, anon was staring at my butt. I don’t feel comfortable around him.
If you don’t move his shifts away from mine i’m going to have to file a sexual harassment suit. I hear you need more people working the graveyard shift anyway.

>> No.11748663
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>>11748633
Brenda's got provoked into a fight Steve. She has to be fired. Is there anyone available that can do doubles?

>> No.11748678

>>11748605
>>11748653

Mr. Steve it isn't true I found Suzy to be intoxicated at work and she said she was going to lie about me harassing her before I could report her to you please Mr. Steve she's lying

>> No.11748695

>>11748653
Ay, lizzun huh you lil pancake azz white ho, ain no nigga loogin ah cho oh anglorexic no-havin booty head azz. Missuh Steve, ya’ll bess not be fuggin up mah EBT ageeyun oh Imma sue yall rayciss fuck azzes on some boo shit.

>> No.11748763
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11748763

Sir, there seems to be a Customer having trouble in drive through. What do we do?

>> No.11748805

>>11748695
she-nay-kwon could you please tell your boyfriend not to assault customers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xQHGPiWSuY

>> No.11748815

Excuse me sir
> can I have my check before 1pm day before Thanksgiving, really need to pay for my wife's son trip to his dad's for the weekend.

>> No.11748866

>>11748109
Oh Steve. You should have bought moria. Thanks for the tendies Stevie.

>> No.11748897

>>11748805
Ay mane, whushyu mean assault?! Y’all raysiss denna fuck up in dih ho!! He dindu shit! Talm bout assault?!? Y’all fuck azz employees ASSAULTED US!! Dat white bwah Anon wuz all punchin on me sayin da N ward ovuh n ovuh! It was so terrible! Quantarius ain DINDU SHIT!! Day was callin him da N ward! It wuh dat bwah Anon righ duh who steel ain een made mah chiggin!!

>> No.11748978

>anon dies on the job from bullet wounds

>> No.11749074
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11749074

>"Don't forget to squeegee the teflon anon!"

>> No.11749105

>>11748109
Hey Steve can I have Thanksgiving off? I've been working weekends for the last 6 months and my mother has terminal lung cancer, the doctors say she doesn't have long. This might be her last Thanksgiving. Also I think Tyronius stole my wallet.

>> No.11749117

>>11749074
>N-Never would forget ahahah...

>> No.11749133

>>11749105
no, slave, Thanksgiving is for rich people. And you're not a rich person, are you?

>> No.11749158

>>11749105

I'm so sorry Anon, but I have scheduled you an Tyrone for the holiday. You have been working hard, but so has everybody else anon and they deserve their holydays. Maby you will be the one on vacation the next year! This is just how things in adultlife goes. I'm also very sorry to hear about your mother, send her my blessings.

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11749221

>"ANON WHATS THE HOLD UP? We've got 10 orders pending!"

>> No.11749623

>>11748109
> working retail
> working non-union retail
> working non-union anything
the absolute state of /biz/

>> No.11749666

>>11748109
Yes, Mr. Goldsteinberg

>> No.11749689

>>11749221
i wage slaved at mcd's for a year, this brings back memories

glad to be a neet again

>> No.11749734

>>11748633
Audible is legit god tier

>> No.11749759

>>11748653
>>11748663
>>11748678
Come on now, let’s all have counseling

>>11748763
We must help her any way we can

>>11748815
Sure anon

>>11748866
You’re welcome anon

>>11748897
No worries ma’am, McDonald’s is all about tolerance and inclusiveness, you get free food for a year

>>11748978
Oh dear

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>>11748109

>> No.11749809
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>>11748126

>> No.11749816

>>11749074
Good to remember

>>11749105
We are closed thanksgiving, and Tyrone is a good employee

>>11749221
We need that food out fast, dinner rush is really hitting us tonight

>>11749623
Union? Looks as if you’ll need the training again

>>11749666
You’re welcome anon

>>11749769
What’s wrong anon?

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>>11749074
>>11749221
HOLDING ON 10 TO 1
WHERE IS ANON, 500 SECONDS ON THAT ORDER

>> No.11750416

>>11749816
Talk to my shop steward, Steve.