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>> No.11718600

Are you gay?

>> No.11718602

>>11718590
just fuck an escort and get it over with.

>> No.11718605

just go to asian massage place

they will rub your virgin ass with nice oils, do a massage, suck your dick, then ride you for a lil bit till you cum

boom got that one of your chest for 50 dollars

whats the fucking problem

>> No.11718609

>>11718590
what do you think of women?

>> No.11718610

>>11718590
hmm... i am too... but i am by choice... women have degraded in condition.

>> No.11718622

>>11718600
Nope

>>11718602
Too scared to

>>11718605
There are none where I live

>>11718609
Not much, they’re justified in not liking me

>> No.11718625

What does a vagina feel like?

>> No.11718631

>>11718622
where you live?

>> No.11718646

>>11718625
Don’t know and likely never will

>>11718631
Midwest

>> No.11718648

>>11718590
get on my level fag.. 25 and virgin

>> No.11718657

>>11718590
Why do you think anyone cares?

>> No.11718658

>>11718646
well get a trip to a city that has a asian massage place. It will be like a nice trip in which you lose your virginity.

>> No.11718676

>>11718648
I’ll be on it soon

>>11718657
Well I don’t know about this board but people in the real world care which is why virgin is their go to insult

>>11718658
Is this just a meme? I feel like I’m gonna go to one of these places and get a massage and nothing else will happen

>> No.11718680

21 year old virgin here, just bought Game & Bang by Roosh V, (I don't really think the books will help that much but I support anyone who stands up to the SPLC) hopefully though the books will give me some practical advice, would suggest you do the same, guys like us gotta start small on the written word level and work our way up.

>> No.11718696

>>11718676
>Is this just a meme? I feel like I’m gonna go to one of these places and get a massage and nothing else will happen

asians dont give a fuck, they will rub your dick even if you dont pay for it, but to make sure just search for 'asian massage with happy ending' . Ofcourse ask about it before paying them to be in the clear

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>> No.11718734

>>11718680
I can read all the stuff in the world but my problem is fundamentally I am an anxious avoidant loser and not good looking so I can’t make up for it.

>>11718696
If I was low enough inhibition to actually go drive a few hours and literally ask for sex I probably wouldn’t be a virgin. Maybe I just need to get drunk before I go.

>> No.11718773

>>11718734
i remember i was like you. Look, those asian whores seen it all, heard it all, they wont find it awkward if you ask for massage with suck and fuck. And asking something so rude and being so straight will actually help you drop your awkwardness in the long run, its baby steps.

>> No.11718774

>>11718734
>I am an anxious avoidant loser and not good looking so I can’t make up for it.
I'm starting to learn how to work out and eat better, I'm not very handsome but I can at least fix my body and give myself something to be happy about. Suggest you do the same, I've just realized that I'm gonna have to physically fight to make my life better so I don't really have any choice but to improve and neither do you mate.

>> No.11718787

>>11718622
>Too scared to

scared of what ?

>> No.11718927

>>11718602
This my dude. It'll become a cage if you don't get rid.

>> No.11719107

Do you plan on becoming a wizard? Is that why you are waiting so long?

>> No.11719304

>>11718590
okay, i've got one. Why do you think that's special?

>> No.11719322

>>11718605
>implying he won't cum as soon as she touches his dick

>> No.11719354 [DELETED] 

Me too, I protect my virginity from thots and I'm only focused on my business

>> No.11719363

look, if you force yourself to have sex, you will hate every second of it that's not sex related, so you will hate the friends needed to have sex, the dates, the parties, everything

if you enjoyed all that shit you would have got laid already, but you don't, so i suggest you to buy hookers so you can do what you really enjoy, which is being a pervert fuck

>> No.11719379

>>11718734
i go to asian massage parlors all the time, just look for one on rubmaps.com if it has reviews/tableshower they will tug your penis. Getting them to have sex is a little tough you might have to tip them a bit more.

>> No.11719386

OP, how open are you towards Buddhism?

>> No.11719405

>>11719379
A massage + tug sometimes is just as good as sex.

>> No.11719476

>>11718590
It took me until a few days after my 24th birthday to get a girlfriend and lose my virginity. Don’t give up man, and nothing really changes after it happens it’s pretty lack luster although fucking a wet ass girl and hearing here moan is pretty cash. Don’t be too worried about finding the hole either it’s pretty easy.

>> No.11719525

How is this business/finance related?

Being a virgin isnt a big deal. Lots of people lie about their sexual exploits, anyways.

>> No.11719564

>>11718605
But none of them look like the ones in the porns. All the Asian women at the massage places are old, fat, ugly and probably have aids.

>> No.11719579

>>11718602
I did this. I didn't really care about it one or or another but I wanted some succ from a mile and I ended up putting it in her. Still haven't had sex w/o a condom though.

I think it's silly to put such a high meaning on something worthless.