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My mom was sleeping and I had never touched a boob before so I squeezed hers just now. It made me so insanely hard that I went straight into her room and found some panties and jerked off with them. I'm also a 29 year old virgin neet who has never experienced sex. Can someone here please tell me what it feels like to fuck a women?

>> No.11671985

>>11671973
>Can someone here please tell me what it feels like to fuck a women?
The biggest disappointment in your life. You're not missing out.

>> No.11671990

>>11671973
enjoy your ban

>> No.11671998

>>11671985
t. faggot

>> No.11672020
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11672020

You what, son?

>> No.11672072

>>11671985
True in 88.15% of the cases

>> No.11672090

>>11671985
you guys are so sad

>> No.11672112

>>11672090
show tits
amuse us
be more than three warm holes

>> No.11672124

>>11671990
this is as ontopic on /biz/ as it gets retarded newfag go back to /v/

>> No.11672573

>>11671985
fpbp
just fuck her young, impregnate, leave and let some beta raise the kid

>> No.11672587

SAGE
fuck you op you kike faggot

>> No.11672588

>>11672090
Go back.

>> No.11672594
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11672594

>>11672573
That's some Democrat talking here

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11672808

>>11672573
This

>> No.11672837

just got back from the rub & tug
qt asian nice big tiddies and ass
fucked her for a lil while cuz its a full service massage parlor but blowjobs are 200% superior

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11672853

>>11672020
ohhh you nigger licking sombitch! how dare you

>> No.11672988

>>11671973
I used to be a lvl29 wozzard too.
It feels great.
But to my point of view, more because you are sharing and giving pleasure than actually receiving it.
Fap is more intense, but fucking a woman is more fun.
For your first time :
Fap 1h before (you will be more confident not to nut too fast)
Premiminaries are required (except if dhe is an in heat mare), because it will pump her pleasure. So when you finaly put your weiner inside her, she will be closest to came, freeing your mind. (Plus boob play and 69 are fun).
Buy dodge, it's old but steady.
Wear only ONE condom. No less (you don't want to have herpes do you?) No more (more than one will neither protect you more nor "numb" you to last longer).
Sell dodge, you already made gains in the mean time
Don't over complexyfies it. You will be both adult whom whant to have good time.

Weird for your mom tho. Don't do it again, there is plenty of whor...women outhere