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from being a homosexual faggot. Now I want to have a girlfriend and wife her like normal non degenerete people do.
How the fuck should I handle this? Do I just say to her on the third date "oh and by the way, I have herpes, and you will get it to if you become my girlfriend."
Am I fucked guys?

>> No.11643448
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>>11643416
>implying females can't detect faggots, especially disease-ridden ones

>> No.11643449

>>11643416
google about the pill that reverses homosexuality. everyone went apeshit when it was accidentally discovered and many articles were foced to be deleted....also tell us how the fuck you got herpes; i am from a medical background..... hepres is hard to catch UNLESS you fucked a hole that had herpes visible on it

>> No.11643456

>>11643449
>UNLESS you fucked a hole that had herpes visible on it

I think that's why he's a homosexual faggot anon. Not just a simple straightforward homosexual.

>> No.11643481

Your best move is finding a girl with herpes as well but that already lets you know she is unfit for a relationship. As you are OP so really it kind of doesn't matter. Just don't have kids and you guys should be good.

>> No.11643482

>>11643449
This is interesting. I was fucked by another guy and sucked him off all night. Got som blisters/warts around my dick after. It went away after a month or to I think. I didn't really look closely, I just pretended it was not there and it never happened because I felt like shit. Didn't even get myself tested. Just asumed it was herpes. Is it possible it was something else? I'll check out that pill, but I'm mostly cured now

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>>11643482
>these are the kinds of people that give financial advice here

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>>11643482
>Is it possible it was something else?

yes very possible. the fact that its around your dick seems a bit weird too. and not on the penis glands

u sure you cured?

>> No.11643517

>>11643499
Kek. That is why this board is dead. Disgusting homosexuals.

>> No.11643518

>>11643482
What are genital warts

Welcome to the club, 90% of human population have them, including me.

t. Straight fag

>> No.11643522

>>11643499
Yes buy links sirs. very good for mony. big green dildos sirs.
Hope it pumps so hard I can afford a cure for the slut stamp this disease is

>> No.11643529

>>11643501
Should I be worried? All the warts are gone so I just asumed I'm cured

>> No.11643536
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>>11643482
It's AIDS, I'm a doctor. Sorry homobrah.

>> No.11643542

>>11643529
there is a high chance they never come back. humans have something called immune system that most are not aware of. a lot of people with herpes never get them a 2nd time because their immune system suppresses them

>> No.11643549

>>11643482
kys, men like you do not deserve children.

>> No.11643557

>>11643542
Thanks fren. I'll check out that immune thing. Sounds really interesting.
But even if the herpes don't come back a 2nd time, I still have the virus and will eventually give it to my future wife, right?

>> No.11643568

>>11643416
If you even touch somebody without telling them you have herpies, you deserve to die.

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>>11643416
Fucking faggot. Who want's to date a faggot with a lethal injection in his balls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ

>> No.11643576

>>11643557
Yes. Stupid. How can you not even Google safety about this. Absolutely Degenerate

>> No.11643584

>>11643557
Anon, you should tell her right away that you're infested with homo plague. If she loves you, I'm sure she won't mind.

>> No.11643602

>>11643448
They must be attracted to them then because I quit being gay and do fine with women.

>> No.11643608

>>11643557
>But even if the herpes don't come back a 2nd time, I still have the virus and will eventually give it to my future wife, right?

if bareback the real world chance is less than 0.5% IF NO SORES ARE VISIBLE on your dick

just a word of warning tho; most women's sex drive is next to 0. you are gonna be very disappointed if you enjoyed the hedonistic life....also most women dont know how to suck a dick

>> No.11643609

>>11643416
Too late. Better luck next life

>> No.11643632

>>11643416
3 day dry fasting will kill all traces of the virus, then you won't have to tell her shit

>> No.11643693

>>11643416
you are lucky OP, the weak immune roastie is yours for the plucking. if you can get used to the sight and texture of her highly compartmentalized albeit disgusting illness you will by all measures have made it as far as the outsider is concerned. even when she inevitably cheats on you the joke was on them. your only challenge is finding her and an american incel token forum is going to yield little.

>> No.11643708

>>11643449
How did i make sure i don't have herpes?
t. 35 year old wizard

>> No.11643741

>>11643708
you're currently doing a great job

>> No.11643755

>>11643708
you might still have herpes. roughly 90% of people are infected, its just that most don't have visible breakouts.
i am being 100% serious when i tell you that most children in elementary school have it already

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simplex
>Worldwide rates of either HSV-1 or HSV-2 are between 60% and 95% in adults.[4] HSV-1 is usually acquired during childhood.