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Hey /biz/ how do I make a good amount of money from doing close to nothing?

>> No.11630168

>>11630156

robinhood OTM option contracts on earning days

just a few tip taps of the fingers and boom ur up 800%

>> No.11630169
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11630169

>>11630156
Steal money from yer nan's purse and buy a winning lotto ticket

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11630288

>>11630156
Oh hey Obama, funny you should ask that, "I" actually wrote a whole book on how to do this

>> No.11630336

>>11630288
>Receives 400 million from his father's empire
>All he had to do is 8x it
Not a self made billionaire

>> No.11630346

>>11630288
Yeah it's called have your daddy give you million dollars, marry a foreigner and have kids with citizenship from birthright which I would now like to take away from other people and also congratulate me on the hard work I did to get my daddy to give me money

>> No.11630360

>>11630156
Uncle Remus' NEETbux guide

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>>11630346

>being this pozzed

14th amendment guarentees birthright citizenship to the children of parents who are 100% under the jusidiction of the USA. Can illegal immigrants be compelled to jury duty? No. They still have portional jurisdiction of their home countries and are as such inelligable to to use their disgusting spawn as anchor babies. All of the congress voting on the 14th explicity said this durring the writing if the 13th and 14th amendments. Trump wants you faggots to sue him over this so it can go to the supreme court and be definitively ruled on. With luck, not only will they btfo future anchorbabyism, but will retroactively revoke all illegitimately obtained citizenship so we can have a Trail of Tears 2: Beaners Return Home.

>>11630156

Landlording is pretty easy as long as you stick to renting to respectable asians and whites. If you have zero money, then defrauding the government is your best bet. You can do this by either welfare or working one of many counterproductive government make work jobs where not working is actually better for the populace than attempting to fulfill unholy government agendas (public school propagandist, internal theft service, army, ect)

>> No.11630505

>>11630156

run an illegal pyramid scheme

>> No.11630691

>>11630482
Good then all his kids will be forced to leave the country

>> No.11630711

>>11630691

Only one parent has to be 100% jurisdictional to the USA for citizenship to be aquired by children.