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MUM CAME INTO MY ROOM TODAY AND TOLD ME I NEED TO GET A JOB AND START PAYING RENT OR SHE WILL KICK ME OUT.

DUMB FUCKING BITCH.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11629813
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11629813

>>11629802
not if u kick her first

>> No.11629846

>>11629802
Try buying more link

>> No.11629860

>He didn't read the Neet handbook on how to manipulate his parents

Its 48 laws of power but it seems it's too late to salvage anything.

>> No.11629881

>>11629802

Don’t worry about it. Physical removal will be years away and they likely don’t have the will for that.

>> No.11629883

>>11629802
if that bitch cant afford to take care of you her whole life she should have had an abortion

>> No.11629886

She's right you fucking parasite.

>> No.11629934
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11629934

>>11629802

threaten to kill yourself, its worked like a charm so far for me

t.
/comfy neet reporting for duty

>> No.11629965

>>11629934
Can confirm it works. I had a friend who did this. Got checked into a mental hospital, got a therapist, and his parents didn't mention a job again

>> No.11629981

you freeloading useless fucks make me sick.

>> No.11630103

>>11629934
literally this

>> No.11630165
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11630165

>>11629981

are you mad that we arent participating in modern day slavery?

stay salty wagie, youre paying for my NEETBUX

>> No.11630176

If you're a day trader and you can't even pay rent, then you really should get an actual job

>> No.11630265

>>11629802

She's bluffing

>> No.11630277

Get right up in her face and DARE her to serve you an eviction notice.

>> No.11630307

>>11629802

Do us a favor and KYS, we don't need another homeless piece of shit in the streets.

>> No.11631288

>>11629802
the bitch

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LMAO
Literally just dont move
She cant physically move you if you use all your strength. She is simply a woman after all

even if you have a father it doesnt matter. They cant do shit
Lay on the grass in front of the house, make a scene
You dont have to pay shit

>> No.11631320

My mother tried to pull this shit. Advice: Start being helpful around the house more, ie tidying/washing up more etc to guilt trip her. Say you have severe generalised anxiety/depression but hid it from her because you didn't want her to worry and you feel deeply ashamed. Basically resort to being pathetic and victimise yourself; your mother's unconditional love will make her very easy to manipulate. Whatever you do, DON'T get a job.