/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11588025]

>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*
Good evening, bulls and bears! Good evening! Thank you all for coming out to my thread today. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of mine quite special. Now, as to the reason for why I've gathered you all here. I would like to propose a toast…to the Sergey !
>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of speculators gathered around me*

Yes, Sergey ! There is nobody on this board I feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than my dear old ceo of smartcontracts . He works tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of his life on link . He squizes pivotal and removes the rapscallious opposition. He doesn't even ask for large monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants /biz/ to be the best possible version of itself it can be.

And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear sergeys hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old link, /biz/ would be inundated with off-topic shitposts about finance and entrepreneurship and other unbecoming topics that have no place on this great imageboard for /biz/nesman. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness…to the Sergey .
>*raises glass of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to my lips*

But seriously folks, fuck vitalik and jannies

[Anonymous No.11588040]

>business and finance

[Anonymous No.11588054]

>>11588040
Kek

[Anonymous No.11588063]

>>11588040
If I wanted to hear a joke, I would have asked about your portfolio