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What happens after you die?

>> No.11543908

>>11543896
All your family pretend to be sad while eyeing up the assets you left behind

>> No.11543909

>>11543896
Your consciousness is freed from your physical body and you get to enjoy existence as an extradimensional being.

>> No.11543912

Chainlink hits 1000USD

>> No.11543916

>>11543896
God explains, with lots of hand flapping, why crypto is the future while you tap your foot and look at your watch annoyed. FOREVER.

>> No.11543921

u ded

>> No.11543936

Either go to heaven or hell, only way to heaven is blood of Jesus.

>> No.11543964

>>11543896
you will be reborn as a black male

>> No.11543968

A lot of stuff will happen. The world isn't going to stop just because you died. But what happens to you? We don't know. No one has died for eternity and come back to let us know what's gonna happen.

>> No.11543975

The world as you know it will end, then you will return to your true self.

>> No.11543976

>>11543896
You're born again and relive this same life, asking this same question at this same time and I give the same answer. Bitcoin drops to $300, Trump drops out of the 2020 presidential race, Clinton wins, and then Bitcoin hits $38k.

>> No.11543981

>>11543896
>>11543916
it is written in the old testament that only those with over 21 BTC shall experience the sanctity of heaven

>> No.11543984

>>11543964
Not everyone goes to hell anon.
>>11543976
Nigger

>> No.11544001

Then you can finally cash out.

>> No.11544003

> be die
> say hello dr petrus
> "no first give pooper"
> you lie you loose
> go hell yummy they like pooper
> my pooper is 1 and 2 but ok
> -> fuck angel

>> No.11544005

>>11543896
What happened before you were born?
Who the fuck know?
No one know!

It's fun to think about, but in the end you will never get an answer. All you know is that you have the life you're living now, so make the best of it! It might be the only chance you'll get!

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>>11543896
hopefully nothing. just imagine if reincarnation is real and you're stuck in this shitty world literally FOREVER

>> No.11544013

>>11544003
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

>> No.11544015

Your crypto private keys get lost and your wallets die.

>> No.11544020

>>11544008
u can try making the world a better place for ur future self.

>> No.11544021

You loose your ego along with its problems and privileges

>> No.11544028

>>11544013
no u

>> No.11544042

>>11544028
based

>> No.11544043

>>11543896
then youre gone bro

u just dead

>> No.11544050

take DMT or high dose of mushrooms. You van practice meditation but thats more difficult.

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>>11543909

>> No.11544098

>>11543896
Literally the rest of time.

It took a long while for you to be born, but you weren't conscious to experience any of it. So, considering that you don't experience things where your consciousness doesn't exist, the thing that happens after you die from your point of view is simply the next point in time that you are conscious. If that is in this iteration of the universe or not is entirely dependant on what happens in the future of Earth. It also depends heavily on what consciousness is and how it functions, if you can emulate it, and what separates your consciousness from anybody else's.

>> No.11544143

>>11543896
>The wave asks what will happen to him when he reaches the shore.

>> No.11544166

>>11543896
Anon is free of his mortal bags
You get a candle on all saints

>> No.11544182

>>11543896
If you had the most money, you win.

>> No.11544190

>>11544098
Shit, wait, if there's unlimited amount of universes/dimensions then there is one where I get born with exactly same brain/conscious as I died with. Right? Right?!

>> No.11544192

>>11543896

Think of the universe as a blockchain.

Each event is logged within the fabric of space time, which permeates throughout the rest of eternity. You are merely the universe which has organised itself under its own laws into being aware of itself.

"You" are not separate from "everything" - literally every single thing is completely interconnected, made of the exact same energy which, following the underlying code of existence organises itself into different forms, but ultimately consist of the same thing. There is no different between you and a rock other than the underlying code from which you spawned.

When you die, you simply change forms. The underlying code which ran to keep that subset of the universe organised into what you perceive to be "you" stops running, and the materials from which you are made revert back to their natural unorganised state lest they be subsumed within the source code of another subset of the universe to be utilised there.

>> No.11544205

>>11544192
that's a hell of a long winded way to explain that you're made of atoms

>> No.11544211

What you think will happen, will happen - but not for eternity. You'll get acquainted with your new situation, get bored/made to return.

>> No.11544219

>>11544205

"You're" made of atoms.

The point I was trying to make is that ultimately there is no "you're". You are a conscious self-witness to this brief slice of time when the universe (i.e. YOU) has organised itself into a being which you perceive to be distinct and separate from the rest of reality, when the true nature of things is that there is no you in the sense of an absolute separation between all of existence.

>> No.11544230

>>11543896

Your soul gets reincarnated. The body is temporary but the soul is eternal, the only way to reach heaven is through reaching enlightenment, which would end the cycle and instead of being reincarnated you become one with the universe, bliss, nirvana, heaven, whatever you want to call it. Now what does "reaching enlightenment" mean? It's different for everyone and only God knows. As a hindu, I really dont like how the semitic religions try to claim that if you dont do what they say you're 100% guaranteed to go to hell and spend eternity in torment. In hinduism "hell" exists but it's not permanent and severity depends on your crimes, and there is no difference between a hindu and a non hindu, ie if a non hindu finds enlightenment on his/her own path they also attain nirvana, you're not blocked from heaven because of birth or culture.

But if you want the real answer, no one knows for sure. It's just one giant speculation.

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>>11543896
You can't die if your in a simulation.

>> No.11544236

as you rise from the coffin you see your SO fucking your dad...

>> No.11544240

>>11544219
I am distinct and separate from the rest of reality. If I catch a cold I feel sick, if someone else catches a cold I don't feel sick. So at the very least I'm distinct and separate from other people

>> No.11544245

>>11544205
atoms are not fundamental, we are made of atoms which are made of quarks that are basically string vibrations held together by higgs field. Anon was making a point we are all energy, hence one concioussness of the universe. What we perceive as 'I' is just a mask assigned to us by society when we were kids and couldn't critically challenge this

>> No.11544260

>>11544245
Yeah sure we're all just little pieces of one big wavefunction, but only one particular piece of it inside my skull happens to generate my entire subjective experience, which makes it quite separate from the rest of the universe from where I'm standing

>> No.11544268

>>11544240

If you have an apple and cut it in half, do you have two apples or two halves of the same apple?

We all come from the same source in time and place, we are all made of the same source material which came from the single source, we are all confound within the same laws which govern how this material organises itself.

>> No.11544275

Everything just goes pitch black and you are trapped in your own mind

>> No.11544280

>>11543896
Allah will take my soul
Just kidding, fuck the sandniggers

>> No.11544289

>>11544042
not in India u need bob show. say dr petres u pooper

>> No.11544299

>>11544268
You seem to have come up with a mentally constructed idea of being "separate" from things vs being "interconnected", and are claiming that we are interconnected and not separate because we're all made of the same stuff, even though that has no apparent bearing on either your experience during life or what happens after you die.

>> No.11544307

>>11544190
Yeah, that's Quantum Immortality in a nutshell.

>> No.11544320

>>11544268
>If you have an apple and cut it in half, do you have two apples or two halves of the same apple?
Nice semantic meaningless argument there.

>> No.11544331

it'll be great if reincarnation exists and we actually lived as our ancestors

>> No.11544338
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>>11543896
All of your shitcoins moon

>> No.11544339

>>11543896
Star Trek explains best OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79lVNKthCw

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>> No.11544377

>>11544299

You have to make a distinction between the way a human brain interprets reality on the fly in a way manageable by its hardware constraints - i.e. categorisation of things into sets, memory acquisition, memory recall, generalisations, assumptions etc. versus the way things actually are objectively.

You can sit down and have though experiments and strip away a lot of the functions you run in order to manage on the fly information processing. The convenience of seeing yourself as an "other" compared to the "all" is of course necessary for a human to be able to look out for its own interests, self-preservation and any human that did not have these traits would have sharply been culled from the evolutionary line. Since we do have the notion of self vs other, there must have been an evolutionary pressure which selected for these traits - many animals do not have any notion of self-awareness, but rather are instinctual.

>> No.11544386

Nothing happens... been there and back.

>> No.11544686

>>11544377
Yes but however the brain represents or understands it, it is factually the case that it's meaningful to talk about an individual organism as an individual thing that lives and dies inside a larger universe. How does it improve the accuracy of your understanding of the world to disregard this meaningful and evolutionarily useful distinction, and say that it's "not true" that you're separate and distinct from the universe?

>> No.11544688

>>11543908
This desu

>> No.11544692
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It's up to you.

>> No.11544734

When u die u find urself in the darkness at first. Next thing u notice Is the light. Light at the end of the tunnel.
Closer u come more familiar it gets..Than u just realize that the light at the end is simply..another vagina. And u r pushed put. Again.

>> No.11544746

>>11543908
this. and peace.

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>>11544098
>Literally the rest of time.

And i'm sitting at my desk jerking it to Animays....

Makes you think doesn't it.

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>>11543896
Going to a higher plane of existence

>> No.11544811

>>11543896
You need to accept Christ as your Lord and Savior, otherwise you're going to hell. Google "bible way to heaven pastor anderson" for instruction on how to get saved.

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>>11543968
>Never read the Book

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Considering it's very likely that the whole universe is just an information transfer system, you simply cease to exist. Consciousness is just a byproduct, it doesn't mean anything. You are gonna be an old flash drive that gets dumped in the trash.

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>>11544386
>>11544307

>> No.11545093

>>11543896
Sergey is there to welcome us

>> No.11545262

>>11543908
This and also all your coins get locked forever so every anon that goes an hero is actually sacrificing for our gains.

>> No.11545274

>>11543908
KEK

>> No.11545283
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11545283

I know where I'm going. Do you?

>> No.11545288

>>11545283
amen

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11545337

I have no fucking idea and that's actually quite wonderful.

>> No.11545349

>>11545283
AMEN
FUCK SATAN THIS STUPID FAGGOT

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>>11545283
AMEN

I know where I'm going when I die.

John 11:25-26
>Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: >And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die.

If anyone wants to know where they're going when they die, all you have to do is ask God to save your soul from hell. No one is too small for him to care about, nor a sinner he won't accept.

Luke 15:10
>Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.

Luke 12:6-7
>Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God?
>But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj3TvlcVUzo

>> No.11545379

>>11545283
A M E N
M
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>> No.11545393

>>11545283
amen

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>>11544230
>As a hindu
stopped reading lmao

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>>11543896
you'll be back pajeet you always come back

>> No.11545410

>>11544339
FUCK OFF ARCHON FAGGOTS

>> No.11545416

>>11543908
Never understood that empathy shit. Usually after someone has died you get over it after few weeks.

Same with illness. It is not like you really care that someone feels like shit, you only pretend so people do the same when you are sick yourself.

>> No.11545421

>>11544190
That just won't be "you" as you currently understand it, it will be a perfect copy but I don't think that your consciousness that you have right now would be converted to that body.

>> No.11545662

>>11543896
You wake up in Doc Mitchell's house.

>> No.11545703

>>11545283
AMEN
And please pump DOW
AMEN

>> No.11545733

>>11545416
Edgy

>> No.11545792

>>11544098
Pray >>11543896
Pray that you die before they discover how to transfer your consciencness into a cloud like they do with AI

You would literally be trapped in a tiny section of cyberspace for all eternity if it was uploaded to the blockchain

>> No.11545806

>>11545283
Amen

>> No.11545862

>>11545283
Amen based jewish man

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>>11545398
Hindu beliefs about reincarnation actually come from aryans. Europeans believed this stuff before Christianity.

>> No.11545897

>>11543909
if only this where true.

>> No.11546000

>>11544240
such mindset is an illusion projected by the mind. sure, as an individual you are a discrete organism but the point at which you draw the discretization is arbitrary - are the bacteria in your gut part of "you" or are they seperate? they have no human DNA but play a major role in your daily function, including mood regulation. Likewise, parents often extend their sense of self to their children in order to protect their offspring. Lovers may extend their self to the other, and nationalists may extend the self to the entire nation. "Self" is an arbitrary, ego-created illusion. It's not strictly relegated to the body.

>> No.11546016

>>11545283
AMEN HALLELUJAH

>> No.11546050

There is no soul. Your existence is inherently empty. Your life is a result of your past karma. There is nothing that holds karma, there is no transcendent containers you are a result of your past kamma. Not all events are a result of past karma, but the fact that you're human is.

>>11546000

This guy says that there is no personal self, but rather, that the whole world is your self. There is no self. You are not you, and you are not the world. You are a result of form, feelings, fabrications, perception, consciousness. These 5 things make you up and there is nothing else. You are not connected to the world and you are not connected to yourself

>> No.11546077

>>11545283
AMEN BROTHER

>> No.11546501

>>11544734
> hits blunt

Bruh

>> No.11546537

>>11545283
Amen