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What are some interesting anonymous business ideas?

>> No.11511535

Shrimp farming

>> No.11511543

jerking off homeless people

>> No.11511708

>>11511522
selling canned woman farts in japan

>> No.11511766

asking for anonymous business ideas on /biz/ and selling them

>> No.11511810

>>11511522
knee pads + ski mask

>> No.11511879

professional magic the gathering online drafter

>> No.11512241

>>11511766
that's a good idea anon.

>> No.11512514

>>11511708
does this exist? i could start a business out of it

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>>11511522
Get some low res Star Wars artwork from google images. Then find a service that lets you turn it into these multi-panel frames.

Make a fake company and buy advertising on Reddit. Sell as many as you can before you get a cease and desist from disney

Make sure the wall art is as tacky as possible for maximum impact. You literally cant go wrong

>> No.11512777

>>11511522
Torify blockchain deepfakes

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>>11512754
Once you get the cease and desist don't you have to give up all profits to disney?

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>>11511522
Find some big booty white instagram ho. Save her photos. Buy some new womens underwear. Wear them all individually for a few days straight. Sell them on deep web with the claim that they are womens used panties using the girls pics you saved. ???? Profit. of couse don't do anything illegal

>> No.11513068

>>11513021
Has anyone tried this? I might will.

>> No.11513080

wonder if its possible to drop ship drugs off dark web to normies who dont know how to use it

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>>11511522
Uber eats, but with bulls

>> No.11513266

>>11513068
They ask for proof of you wearing them and the girls wear them without taking a shower for multiple consecutive days.

>> No.11513398

>>11513080
Not without the risk of getting fucked over. If you do decide to try this:
1. Make sure you order from the same country. If you order cross border, the package might be seized and then they will sue you for getting them into legal trouble.
2. You will need to use crypto as a payment, banks wont allow you to corrupt their slaves with psychedelics and amphetamines.
3. You might as well just buy it to your home and then ship it from your house but this is the same as being a seller on the DW and it is a lot safer than selling drugs on the clear net.

What you can do is: set up a profil on any DW market you like, search for specific drugs in your country, find the ones that are not shipped from the US and are only from India, China, Paki, etc. Buy said drugs, and get it to your home. Then you sell this drug from your country. People specifically look for sellers from their own country because they wont have to cross a border and risk to be caught.

>> No.11513438

I have one for you kids: find or buy textbooks, scan or copy them and sell them illegally. Chemistry and physics textbooks run for almost 200$. If you sell them at a fraction of the cost you will most likely make a lot of profit. Some text books are even sold as loose sheets which would make the scans quite clean.

>> No.11513441

>>11513087
How do I invest? This could unironically make a killing.