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HE IS HERE
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054520588734058496?s=19

>> No.11489678

>>11489654
literally cringing for elon rn tbqh family. being a weeb myself actually makes it worse

>> No.11489699

>>11489654

Is this legit?

>> No.11489703

Did Elon get hacked?

>> No.11489713

buying weebcoin as we speak senpai

>> No.11489720

>>11489654
Holy shit he's here, among us.

>> No.11489726

>trying to summon Elon Musk based on animu tweets

I mean anything is possible.

>> No.11489727
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>>11489654
How did we end up in this reality?

>> No.11489729

This is huge for decentralized future of money cryptocurrency. This picture of bitcoin in the form of an anime girl by a celebrity means the banker elites are afraid.

Buy all of my bitcoin!

>> No.11489739

>>11489654
>HE IS HERE
OP is Elon Larping as an Anon

>> No.11489745
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11489745

What if Musk buys Bitcorn and DELETES IT

>> No.11489746
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11489746

it's all starting to make sense
elon names the jew
smokes weed to crash his stock
is a bitcoin anime weebo

>> No.11489768

>>11489654
He's a good experienced shill with deep pockets.Maybe he can pump our bags ?

>> No.11489773

>>11489768
this

>> No.11489777

>>11489654
Ebola Chan and I would have believed it

>> No.11489787

sup bro

>> No.11489795

Elon is getting more based by the day

>> No.11489804

sup elon your hyperloop is shit and wont work

>> No.11489808
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>>11489787
holy shit is that the real elon musk
im your biggest fan bro

>> No.11489827

elon if you are here among us please market buy some link please sir

>> No.11489832
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11489832

Elon manga when?

>> No.11489837
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>>11489768
At a minimum he can plug you into a potty training simulation and get you off the streets, pajeet.

>> No.11489839

>>11489787
King of /biz/
>Pls sir enable smartcontracts Oracle on cars sir

>> No.11489840

>>11489654
IT'S FUCKING REAL AND I'M LITERALLY SHAKING

>> No.11489853

helo sirs its me elon musk, pls buy more holo and 0x. thank u sirs.

>> No.11489877
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I WANT TO BELIEVE

>> No.11489880

>>11489827
>>11489839
and that is why people enter this thread and leave it into /gif/, /a/ or /b/ by just reading it 2 mintus

>> No.11489888
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>>11489832
hopefully soon
it's awesome elon is behind tesla I'd imagine they would have been equally autistic

>> No.11489895

oh shit what if he is that anon always posting 'you have 10 seconds to give one good reason you aren't investing in this man'

>> No.11489903
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>>11489787
Genuinely probably is u

>> No.11489909

>>11489895
kek. he's been here a while then

>> No.11489922

>>11489787
hello sirs elon musk buy chainlink pls sir is very good buy 100x ur investments

>> No.11489923

elon post your 3x3

>> No.11489927

>>11489787
Pls Elon Hire me at Tesla. I'll do anything. I'll work as a janitor if you want.

>> No.11489942

>>11489909
asking for a job in 4chan, obviously you are to young for asking for a job

>> No.11489959

Ofc hes here, now everyone fuck off and let the man keep doing things for humanity isntead of turning into a freaking weabo jacking his cock at hentai

>> No.11489988

>>11489787
holy crap its sans undertale

>> No.11489994
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11489994

Sorry guys you posted the wrong one

>> No.11490021

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051377948916215810

based based based based

>> No.11490053
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>>11490021
Praise Weeb Elon He is our Guy

>> No.11490090
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Elon my coworkers were laughing at me for posting anime on twitter today . Ty for being based

>> No.11490106

>>11489654
he just pumped link

>> No.11490132

>>11490106
Holy shit.

>> No.11490134

>>11490090
Wow so hot

>> No.11490173

>>11490106
damn

>> No.11490245
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11490245

Did I miss any posts from this?

>> No.11490281

>>11490245
imagine being a world famous billionaire but you spend your free time like random anons watching anime and posting shit on social media... interesting

>> No.11490376
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>>11490281
>imagine being a world famous billionaire but you spend your free time like random anons watching anime and posting shit on social media

>> No.11490389

>>11490281
Livin' the dream. Musk is truly the anti-hero of tech. While Zuckerberg is smoking meats and social engineering society into oblivion Musk is shitposting and trolling his shareholders for the lulz. He made it though. Praise Musk, a true prophet of Kek.

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>>11489654

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>>11490389

>> No.11490406

>>11489880

>>11490106
>>>11489654 (OP)
>he just pumped link
Apologize

>> No.11490407

>>11489787
yo elon pls hire me I'm a really fucking exceptional crypto neet.

>> No.11490427

>>11489777
ch .. checked

>> No.11490442

>>11489787
Thank you for being ingenius entrepreneur with a granduer vision to change transportation.

>> No.11490444

>>11489787
hey. Probably legit Elon. Thanks for being you.
Keep on being you. You make me smile. Thanks :)
You may not know how much a smile is worth, worth more than all the link and ravencoin in the world.

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>>11490406
mfw elon actually market bought link like we asked

>> No.11490466

>>11489787
Elon, please tell me how to get a job when I don't have any connections

>> No.11490484

>>11489787
Hey if it's you elon, keep up the good fight against the cabal.

>> No.11490507

>>11489787
Tell Grimes to stop spamming /mu/

>> No.11490511

>>11489787

When are you going to have more flamethrowers for sale?

>> No.11490533

>>11489787
I hope you understand what you mean to so many people. Don't listen to the haters and MSM garbage.
You are a true inspiration to millions.

>> No.11490543

>>11489853 OMG!!!! REAL ELON!!!

>> No.11490559

>>11489927
that id needs gibs

>> No.11490577

Cummies4grimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

>> No.11490586

>>11489787
If this is true. Welcome true weebcoiner.

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>>11490577

>> No.11490697

>>11490577
queen of /mu/

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>>11490642

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11490815

Elon better be an asukafag

>> No.11490849

>>11490711
what the fuck was up with that. Should have crushed her face.

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>>11490711

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>>11490849
he couldn't if he wanted to lol

>> No.11490873

>>11490849
she probably thought he was air humping at her when really he's just being an autist

>> No.11490886

>>11490873
She was literally being raped.

>> No.11490888

>>11490849
>>11490857
The weak should fear the strong.

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>>11489654
IDS HABBENING

>> No.11490947

>>11490849
observer effect. you can see she made eye contact with the camera. being recorded will make you act less rational

>> No.11490949

>>11490281
>>11490376
Warren Buffett's got his McDonald's and Coke, it's only fair these Boomer billionaires enjoy their anime and 4chan.

>> No.11490963

>Elon Musk-kun

>> No.11490974

>>11489787
Lol all these redditors praising a trip fag.


Facts you should research about elon:
1: Didn't cofound paypal, his startup was bought buy it
2:Didn't start tesla, two people did and he was HIRED as CEO
3. He was sued by one of the original owners for 'co-opting' the company. Elon settled out of court
4. Teslas are not opensource, the only patents he open-sourced are their proprietary charger which the Society of automotive engineers are NOT using.
5. Tesla locks part of your battery as deadweight through SOFTWARE. The UPGRADE you PAY $3000 for does nothing but unlock part of your battery.
6. Tesla has the ability to BRICK YOUR CAR, and will often hold your car hostage if you're in an accident. They have the right to DISPOSE of your car if they deem it a liablity.

Guys a master bullshitter. Sleeping on the factory floor? Give me a fucking break. Man's a conartist with a sexual predator father.

>> No.11490977

>>11490711
Geez, imagine her holding you down while she sexually dominates you, thatd be messed up but she seems pretty strong so youd just have to take it.

>> No.11491010

>>11490977

Hehe...yeah...sounds horrible..right...heh?

>> No.11491018
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>>11489787
I LOVE YOU ELON

>> No.11491030

my niggas

>> No.11491046

>>11489787
https://youtu.be/AwlWplZSz4U

Your approach to women is seriously flawed.

>> No.11491055
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>>11489787
based and redpilled

>> No.11491066

IT'S REAL
OH NONONONO


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>> No.11491076

>>11490849
What's wrong, huh? Is your masculinity so fragile you get triggered by a punch? Lol.

>> No.11491092

>>11489787
this is the most (You)s I've ever gotten, thanks /biz/

>> No.11491137
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>>11489787
Dear Elon,

How many pairs of maracas do you own?

Best regards,
/biz/

>> No.11491415

>>11490974
He's not even using a trip you colossal retard

>> No.11491436

Elon Musk should post a pepe to his twitter.

>> No.11491456

>>11491092
EDIT: Thanks for the upvotes! Seriously!

>> No.11491462

>>11489654

world's first autistic billionaire

>> No.11491725

>>11489787
based Elon

>> No.11491730

>>11489727
It's wonderful, isn't it?

>> No.11491853

>That huge "tether pump" was actually Musk buying up enough btc to bring it up by 1400 tehter dallas

>> No.11492102

>billionaires
>anime
>crypto

Its a message

>> No.11492643
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>>11490974
I'm pretty sure every CEO has some skeletons in their closets. Funny the media shits on Musk, but not people with much worse personalities and behavior, like Steve Jobs.

>> No.11492899

>>11491853
Maybe his next plan is to crash it to $420

>> No.11493194
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>>11489654
WE DID IT REDDIT

>> No.11493314

gold thread im in history
SIACOIN
ZCASH
BCASH
CARDAANO

>> No.11493474
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11493474

THANKS FOR PUMPING LINK, ELON

>> No.11493756

>mad that a weaboo is leading the space race

>> No.11494345

>>11491462
>first autistic billionaire
>>11490376

>> No.11494366

>>11489654
What's his endgame?
Is he desensitizing us for when he does something completely fucking stupid?

>> No.11494502

>>11489787
do Joe again but this time with Joey Diaz there to bust some balls.

>> No.11494519
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>>11489654
WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK COME HE IS INTO GAY ANIME HE IS LITERALLY AUTISTIC FUCK THIS CONMAN

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>>11489787
>tfw you sold all your btc right before papa elon pumped it for you
Give us some warning next time you fucking cunt

>> No.11494570

what the fuck is this retard doing?

why the fuck hes pandering the normies NPCs all of the sudden?

is tesla/space x doing bad again???

>> No.11494591

>>11494570
you realise most normies don't know the difference between hentai and anime right?

>> No.11494658
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>>11489654
>all those cryptoshills crawling out of the woodworks in the comments

>> No.11494726

>>11494345
Palmer from Oculus Rift too. He got what, 2 billion, for the company?

>> No.11494778

>>11494591
Actually they do.

>> No.11494932

>>11489787
ur a faget

>> No.11494970

>>11494658
you got a license for that meme mate

>> No.11494987

>>11489787
post boipucci

>> No.11494996
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>>11494519
Many programmers are into anime, mlp, furry, and that kind of stuff. It attracts weirdos.

I should know, am a programmer.

>> No.11494997

>>11489654
Elon da real mvp. Tells normies to buy near actual bottom, unlike wallstreet n cnbc scumbags back in december.

>> No.11495098

>>11494997
This

>> No.11495314

>>11489787
Elon buy chainlink. You’ll be able to corner the car industry if you do this.

>> No.11495391

>>11489787
Can I have a model S?

>> No.11495521
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>it's real