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gold edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:

Real-time market news:

Educational sites:

Free in depth technical analysis charts:

Premarket Data:

Earnings Report Calendars:

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:

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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)

Suggested books:

Previous thread: >>11485525

>> No.11489049

first for USLV

>> No.11489053
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All time low?

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>buying metals ever

>buying metals while interest rates are going up
not even funny

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>only 3 lines for each character

if you're a paid shill, then Barrick is wasting their money
you can do better than that, anon

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will I become a million heir if I download the knowledge this book like neo in the matrix?

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sometimes go up, sometimes go down

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what did elon-chan mean?

>> No.11489146

>gold companies so chad their shill memes only need 3 lines for each character to proove the point

>> No.11489166

we literally know the forecast
stay out of rocks

>> No.11489182

fucking this
buy barrick gold stocks instead

>> No.11489183
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Guys... I've been in MU since $53.

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absolutely based
now this is PR I can get behind

tell the CEO of Barrick to commit securities fraud, smoke weed with Joe Rogan, be in a relationship with grimes, and post on twitter about anime, and maybe I'll consider buying his stock

>> No.11489219

I hate the musk cult but you've got to respect the man he's an apex shitposter.

>> No.11489225
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Buy your rock stock Whatever
If youre cruising for a bruising youre gonna get it
Dont do the crime if you cant do the time

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lucky star is shit
buying a 3x leveraged ETF of the most overinflated stocks in the entire stock market (FNGU) is retarded

>> No.11489278

What are some US marijuana stocks to buy to hold for when legalization comes to US

>> No.11489286
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Get out of the US and move to Puerto Rico

>> No.11489290

you dont know shit about Faang or the general market so quit talking to me dumbass

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anime is for autistic fags

>> No.11489315

question for all you option fags out there, i notice the volume on options for SPXL are very low, why is this so?

>> No.11489341

Acreage Holdings (IPO pending, the largest weed company in the US)

you'll find out for yourself when the bull market ends
FAANG is overpriced

>> No.11489365

>Anon that bough $1000 AMD today here, is the JUST coming?
Be prepared for a long hold
>whats cum size?
Cumulative you disgusting pigs

>> No.11489387

Do any of you fucks actually work in investiment banking, or do you do stocks on the side?

>> No.11489399

it's literally my only income lmao

i quit my job in august 2016

>> No.11489401

"faang is overpriced man"
Just leave my sight already small spec. You dont even follow them, trade them, or know the first thing about them

>> No.11489419
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oh for sure a 3x leveraged FAANG etf is a great long term investment my man 100%

of course we're all retail investors you fucking idiot
this is a large public forum where anyone can post anonymously, not some exclusive invite only stock market forum where people have to prove their returns beforehand to be allowed to post

>> No.11489420

fuck anime and fuck elon

nikkei crash coming

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what does it meeeean

>> No.11489476

the moment my calls expire. which is friday.

>> No.11489481

>long term investment
Ive traded FNGU/FNGD swings since it was created this year and only made money

if you ever traded 3x etfs, you would know how easy it is to reduce your cost average significantly. Thats why I keep a grand in FNGU as a stack while I trade the lows

Now never reply to me again fag

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I enjoyed reading some of those comments. Usually when I see a musy tweet the replies are silly longer dongers but this time it's just anime shitposting.

>> No.11489500

The companies I own stock in are showing good growth, keeping low debt and are overall solid picks. Despite that, their price is all over the place. Which means their stock depreciating has nothing to do with the company performance and everything to do with the markets being filled with pussies who can't weather the storm.

I hope the market dips for 2 weeks just to get rid of these fucking cucks.

>> No.11489509

First for sweet mouse making it to heaven

>> No.11489515

Investment banking is your only income, or did you quit stocks on the side? Your post is confusing.

>> No.11489523


One of us! One of us!

>> No.11489524
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>Ive traded FNGU/FNGD swings

ok, that's a fair strategy
i assumed that because you posted about it repeatedly for an extended period of time, you must have been hodling it

even if they go away temporarily, they'll just come back when the market improves

>> No.11489531

ALL my income comes from trading stocks

in my country this is like seen as an income
i pay something around 25% tax on it here

>> No.11489551

From where is Bill Maher getting all that gold?

>> No.11489559

Nah. Snapchat is a shitty product with a losing customer base. Instagram is beating them in every aspect. I'm telling you this as a user and investor.

>> No.11489596
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So ... anyone body look at future lately?

>> No.11489607

/smg/ what was your latest buy?

I just finished a 100 block of F. Will need a new car in a few years, might as well get the investor discount.

>> No.11489647

Instagram is associated with Facebook. Facebook does bad, instagram follows with it.

>> No.11489663


Im actually thinking about buying some Fs too

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SPY please no

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>reverse image search

>> No.11489710

Man, bulls were so confident this morning. They told me to fuck off with my squiggly line charts and what not.

I am laffin.

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>> No.11489730

>futures at 273....

>> No.11489732


>> No.11489735
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just embrace your bisexuality

if the fundamentals are still good, then just hang in there and weather the storm
if not, then you should have already sold

>> No.11489736

Tell me why I shouldn't sell everything tomorrow

>> No.11489741

Im gonna b buying

>> No.11489749

PBR, no not the beer

>> No.11489754

The dividends aren't bad at all. I reinvest and am set to get about 2 additional shares every payout if things stay the way they are.

>> No.11489755

What was the youtuber shilled here this morning

>> No.11489758
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I think I'm going to be holding these bags till Spring, fren. Guaranteed gains I think, but I'm going to be solidly in the red till then. And since I'm selling my old car soon I'll be able to pretend I lost no money once I pump more into the market.

Also, if the reality were anything like that pic, I'd be the hugest fag on the planet. I just love women too much.

>> No.11489761

>HCLP just cut their dividend 70%.

Good. Now they can use that money to invest/expand instead of giving it to investors.

>> No.11489765

F takes an absolute beating in the business media, and I think much of it is warranted. It seems strange that they're exiting the sedan market and putting all their chips on truck production. These trucks are very expensive, and I WHAT I've seen of the new Ranger. On the other hand, I think it's good that F seems to be proactive now instead of later.
All that said, I have my hundred block of F. My average is $9.20. I'll hold it forever, but if the stock price gets up to $11 I will dump it. The DIV income I get in the meantime is definitely going toward other positions.

>> No.11489766

thats what I was looking at, dividends are greatest ally

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Uhhh sweetie no normie knows that insta is owned by Facebook. It's very popular and will continue to be so for awhile.

>> No.11489780

You wot you get a discount for holding stock?

>> No.11489783

>ALL my income comes from trading stocks
>in my country this is like seen as an income
>i pay something around 25% tax on it here
How'd you do this. Teach me your ways. I'd live to work for myself

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Can confirm. I hate snapchat and all my friends use it as an obligation (streaks), which is a shitty gimmick anyways.

>> No.11489793

TheChartGuys iirc

>> No.11489807

Lol no, Barrick only wastes money on retarded projects like one of the longest conveyer belts in the world that doesnt work.
Lol I can see it now, some retard at Corporate being all " Ok so there is this Kazakhstanian Tapestry Weaving Forum, you know where memes come from, its a severely untapped market".

>> No.11489809

TheShartGuys? Are they American?

>> No.11489811

fucking finally I can start buying if tomorrow dumps. I didn't buy shit because I felt a lower low and I hear being patient against all odds is how you make real money in the markets

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>Also, if the reality were anything like that pic, I'd be the hugest fag on the planet

they're out there, you just don't know they are because they look like women and they refer to themselves as women
you don't see them as traps because you can't tell the difference between them and cis women

>> No.11489816

My HCLP position is pretty small. I bought some to see what would happen. It's still a pretty good DIV, but it looks like frac sand is in the shitter for the foreseeable future.
I don't have much to lose with HCLP, but I wonder if it will even flirt with $10 again. Some "analysts" are predicting a drop down to the $3-$5 range.

>> No.11489818

No idea, haven't watched them yet. Someone threw that out there this morning and they seemed pretty legit from what he was saying

>> No.11489855

Ford gives investors employee discounts on new vehicles if you own at least 100 shares for at least 6 months.

>> No.11489861

whats the point then?

>> No.11489878

Im not sure how is US Ford - EU Ford relationship works but iirc truck only production change is only for us market

>> No.11489887

How old is Zoomerchan?

>> No.11489894

Futures wants to test 2714 one more time. That'll be make or break.

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>> No.11489912

The sedan change is litterally nothing, they still have a whole line of SUVs for soccer moms to choose from. Sedans are for old people.

>> No.11489921

Forgot to mention I'm a diehard polack. And if I were interested, I wouldn't go through the effort of finding a woman that's not a woman, haha. Thanks anyways, Reiko.

>> No.11489930

>Ford Fights Back Against Wall Street Calls to Cut Its Dividend
Oy vey....

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>> No.11489936

I think you posted the weekend before things started to fall, that it would test the 200 EMA again, I remember you posted a chart, but I wasn't sure what about it indicated that as a likely possibility.

>> No.11489955

I wonder if it's just Ford branded sedans that are getting the axe. Are they discontinuing Lincoln sedans too?

>> No.11489964

this benevolent guy has posted wrong, amateurish TA on the spx and vix all year
Its best to just ignore them

>> No.11489971

I'd love to see some capitulation and big boi selling...

>> No.11489982

The algos reacting to the FED, emerging markets, and world event shenanigans eg. Saudi Arabia etc. The computers don't have a logical reason to buy right now. They're just following the down trend and trading accordingly.

>> No.11490001

The Algos and the NPCs might agree that selling is prudent at this point, but that absolutely does not mean it's secretly a buy opportunity. When the common man is most conformable investing, that's historically when crashes happen. I think it's an institutional cycle to rob retail investors of all their capital.

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>> No.11490030
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>Sedans are for old people.
you talk about US Ford, EU ford is like completely different company with different clients
what a bad goy...

>> No.11490036


ChartGuys is a day trader who gives really surface level TA of limited value. All of his videos consist of: support is here, resistance is here, if it does this then maybe it will do that. Not worthwhile.

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a middle finger to all the haters, hows everyone's monday evening? watching handegg and eating dinner

>> No.11490088

>When the common man is most conformable investing, that's historically when crashes happen.
Every shitter Youtube channel has doomsday videos about the performance in October so far. Boomers have been fleeing into bonds since the end of last week. The common man is definitely not comfortable right now.

>> No.11490116

Sure, and in America sedans are for old people.

>> No.11490119

>told myself i was going to go bear today
>bought vix calls
>sold for small profit
>flipped to spxl calls

>> No.11490145

we'll be reaching new all time highs by early 2019

>> No.11490146
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and sometime.... DEMONS HAVE US
@[email protected]

>> No.11490154

you are completely missing my original point that its important whether its US ford or US+EU ford change cuz its gonna hit these markets differently

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>> No.11490166

>kneepads will never suck your weewee and scream ATH when you cum all over her face

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>> No.11490179

>shoulder-head-shoulder formation
Mhhhmmmm i wonder why people are getting into gold company stocks and are shorting the dow

>> No.11490184

im betting a significant portion of my portfolio on things recovering after midterms.
hope it pays off.

>> No.11490189

Head and shoulders needs to start from the bottom for it to go down again. It's a pointless pattern anyway but yours isn't even valid.

>> No.11490207

>support is here, resistance is here, if it does this then maybe it will do that

this is as valuable as TA gets my guy

>> No.11490225

Buy more shares. Average down. It's a good long term hold.

>> No.11490265
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>avg cost $52.27
I feel you, fellow MU bagholder. Who else here /MU'd/?

>> No.11490272

I hate to be the one to tell you this
but according to the cot...

Gold and silver is getting shorted by large specs while the smalls go long
Small specs are shorting indices, while large specs buy the dip
I wonder who will win....

>> No.11490295

If UDOW actually hits my buy target I may kill myself before I can put in an order

>> No.11490340

>this is as valuable as TA gets my guy

Those are the fundamentals, sure, but why does anyone need that kind of analysis from a youtuber? I guess beginners? I don't understand why he gets so many views.

>> No.11490390

Is this a good time to buy in?

>> No.11490421

Whats your buy target?

>> No.11490435

>he purchased MU instead of NVDA

>> No.11490438

Im in an airport and i just saw a chad boomer (well built body in business clothes and no monster energy sugerfree) taking a piss while on a business call.

How do i grow up like him

>> No.11490506

Busy yourself so much that you have to make important business calls even while going to the bathroom

>> No.11490535

well NVDA been getting fucked lately aswell

>> No.11490538

fuck this gay ass market

>> No.11490565

leverage trading

you don't simply buy stocks you buy options and certifikates

for example buy Stock XY with an 10x leverage and you make 10% for every % the stock goes up

>> No.11490582

You also lose 10% every 1% it goes down

>> No.11490592
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>while the smalls go long
yea smalls like multi billion dollar banks, that makes sense

>> No.11490636

$80, I'm averaging down in 10s

>> No.11490637

>looking at stories instead of facts
>trusting goldman sachs, one of the worst performing investment banks

Overall Banks are neutral, mostly short or no position at all
If you looked at the COT you would see that

>> No.11490675

you have a source for someone big going short on gold?

>> No.11490678

Be careful with what Goldman Sachs says. Not saying they're wrong about gold but it's good to remember that they were pushing mortgage back securities in 2007-2008 calling them a sound and safe investment.

>> No.11490685

Buy it all the way down and back up again

>> No.11490693

Do you not know what the fucking COT is?

>> No.11490731
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chips are just not doing well

>> No.11490785

My retirement funds are down 7% in 1 month. I feel physically ill. I am having trouble sleeping and concentrating at work. I didn't even accomplish anything in the last 2 weeks. I think I have seriously overstated my risk tolerance. I am literally watching my life's work being flushed away. Every single day it goes down more I just think about how many more months of work it will take to make it back. What the hell am I supposed to do. I feel like I should just sell and go 100% bonds until retirement. The stock market was a mistake and of course I bought in right at ATH before a major crash. It could take 10 years to recover my losses and I don't want to wait that long. What should I do.

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I wish I hadn't put any of my money into semis. Thank god I didn't hold on to ON. Holy shit, that thing is at $15 now. I got rid of it at $26, so there's that.

>> No.11490804

is this a troll? surely no one is this much of a pussy

>> No.11490808
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Here's the latest COT report.

>> No.11490820

What did you invest in
Also, this isn't a major crash, it's a temporary correction

>> No.11490825

NVDA and MU should be fine long term. It's just embarassing opening up my account.

>> No.11490839

I lost $35,000 in 2 weeks and it is going down more every day. I have to work almost a year to make back what I lost in 2 weeks. I knew the stock market was too good to be true. NOTHING goes up forever. I just happened to buy in at wrong time. I should just take the loss and move on our will it actually recover this time.

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If you were to lock into bonds at 3% you risk to lose everything, like 100% lifetime loss

>> No.11490853

A world diversified portfolio of ITOT, IEMG, IEFA heavily weighted towards US. I didn't know the entire world market could crash like this. What's the point of global diversification if everything goes down at same time.

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I think it is a huge problem countries that dont have nationalized pensions cause people depend of stock market fluctations then

>> No.11490883

you're all over the place. get a grip. you don't have to work for anything the market will recover and your money will make you money. you only lose money if you sell. you don't have losses currently. also you said it's a retirement account yet you act like you need the money tomorrow. you could buy every peak and you'd make money by the time you retire. in conclusion, the only way you can lose is by listening to your vagina and actually being enough of a brainlet to sell and therefore lock in actual losses

>> No.11490901

And he acts like he somehow put all this money into a retirement account yesterday. You cant be down 35k (7%) if you "bought the top" recently in a retirement account.

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>I didn't know the entire world market could crash like this

You're being overdramatic, anon
This isn't a crash, it's not even a correction yet
Even if it does turn out to be a full on crash, just hold through it and be patient, and you'll come out on top eventually
Even the Great Recession was small in the grand scheme of things

>> No.11490904

Also, if you want to get more familiar with what to look for and how to interpret the numbers, you should browse through this guys twitter. He goes into more detail and gives a broader picture than most of the weekly COT commentary you'll find.

>> No.11490909

I was hoping to retire early in next 10 years. Now it looks like I'm stuck until atleast 65. I busted my ass and wasted my youth working 2 jobs for nothing. Such BS that I spend my life working and saving and get fucked over in the end. I should have just wasted all my money when I was young saving for retirement is such BS. Now I will still waste all my money with nothing to show for it. Could have travelled the world with $35,000.

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This is nothing. But i think eventually dow jones invested people too, will lose everything. Maybe in 20 years

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As long as you made good investments, you will always come out on top in the long term
The economy moves in cycles, but it ultimately always gets bigger with time

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What he said. As long as nothing really goes to shit you're fine. And if "shit hits the fan," your retirement ETF's are the last thing you'll need to worry about.

>> No.11490928

2 days notice. What a middle finger to the SEC.

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>> No.11490934

I mean, it's pretty obvious you're just lying. if you were investing for retirement you'd have been adding to it over all those "wasted" years not "lol guys just bought the top with everything all at once." do whatever larp faggot

>> No.11490936

Your graph is very short period, some countries or continents go up 200 years and then go to zero. Currently dow jones is the best place for money, europe is bursting too

>> No.11490945

I was in 1.6% MER mutual funds before this and liquidated everything in September after reading about low cost passive investing. I dollar costed average into start of October thinking I was getting a sale. I pretty much bought at ATH and am down roughly 7%. It fluctuates a bit but I am too scared to look at it lately.

>> No.11490958

I did all my purchases lately before this I was in 1.6% MER mutual funds that made me virtually nothing over years. I didn't even know what was in those funds. I am new to investing and thought going low cost was the correct way.

>> No.11490959

I'm rotating SPYD and UDOW month by month until UDOW breaks even.
Hopefully that's soon >_<

>> No.11490962

So you were in high expense ratio mutual funds that were in the stock market. Moved out of them into passive ETFs that are in the stock market, and that somehow lost you money?

>> No.11490970

I don't know what was in the mutual funds but I never saw a 7% drop while holding them. I was positive the entire time I held them. I feel like I made huge mistake or did something wrong.

>> No.11490971

Honestly, you are all fucking delusional if you don't think the market is going to crash harder than ever in history within the next 6 months.

>> No.11490979

I just invested with Fidelity as my brokerage and I don’t plan on getting into mutual funds or ETFs. Did I fuck up?

>> No.11490983

Its possible but nothing is guaranteed. I've been moving to gold and bonds over the last month.

>> No.11490992

Honest to god, I hope it does. I want some MSFT and AAPL for cheap. I got MSFT at $88 back in March, but I want them even cheaper.

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Where's the fugging bull trap markets? huh? gimme my bull trap. gimme.

fugging garbage ass fake ass meme dump fuck off



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das it mane
pull out the big guns

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I'm ready.

>> No.11491195

Is it time to buy VIX?????

>> No.11491230

You don't sweat about this. How much money do you have I'm the market and in the bank?

>> No.11491243

Right up until the frankenpuss or feminine benis amirite

>> No.11491244

China just pissing away a bloody chunk of yesterday's gains like nothing

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Futures about to touch October 11th lows.

Here we go boys. For bulls sake, this has to bounce or else it's going to be a waterfall.

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I will die on the first Mars colony for this man jesus Christ

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im selling some off and flipping.
we bear mode now niggas

>> No.11491322

Puerto Rico is a US Territory so you arent really "getting out"

>> No.11491371

holy fuck market looks like shit. should've bought some puts today for SPY

>> No.11491372

What should be my plan if I have shares on margin still? Sell some or ride until this shit goes back up?

>> No.11491394

Buy GBR up to $5.. sell between $8-$10.. thank me later

>> No.11491423

Hey mr. crystal ball, CEI will pump for no reason too right?

>> No.11491449

CEI just got rid of all their bank debt and opened up new wells set to start production next month. It won't be for no reason when it goes x100 over the next few years.

>> No.11491451

Fucking based

>> No.11491452

>CEI will pump for no reason too right?
if you are trying to compare GBR with CEI thats a bit idiotic imo.... CEI has a float of ~73million while GBR has a float of ~2mill... CEI just exchanged liabilities for assets.. GBR just gained Stockholder equity and assets through the sells of restricted stock that'll be subject to rule 144 and when those shares change hands the control of company will aswell.. GBR has very low debt and CEI still has some conversions..

Not sure if you are trying to make a point with your post or if you just think for some reason CEI and GBR are one in the same company.. not sure what you are trying to get at.. could you explain?

>> No.11491526

to add to that.. i have both CEI and GBR.. I'm just trying to figure out the "no reason" part when obviously both companies have been doing things to improve business performance.. so clearly i don't see the whole "no reason" part

>> No.11491598

>tfw you realize Musk is just a random shitposter who is good at convincing other people to give him money.

>> No.11491613

The last big pump for GBR correlated with CEIs pump. I was half joking but a CEI pump would be cool since I accidentally doubled my position when it was at 40 cents instead of selling.

>> No.11491633

I too hold CEI.

The people that are crying about "when is the pump", we had two of them this year.

I bought in at a good price and I'm in a comfortable holding position.

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AAA I accidentally hit the post button early. To add on I was going to shitpost saying that I don't care for the company ...I just trade the trade

>> No.11491672

I hold CEI too. My only fear is upcoming dilution. As long as they don't kill it with dilution, I'm sure this thing will go way up.

>> No.11491676

i've just been sitting on 100% cash since August once my stop losses all hit

i'm too pussy to get back into anything, will november elections be a huge deal? Foreign ETFs are looking interesting too (ZID??)

>> No.11491689

Grow a pair, doesn't matter what the market does if you just suck cock instead of making money.

>> No.11491716

>The last big pump for GBR correlated with CEIs pump.
it's the change in oil markets.. nanocaps do that.. they did that aswell in shipping awhile back.. they did it with the whole block chain thing.. they did it with the whole mj thing..

i was in on both of them and on GBR.. i'm thinking the spikes will get smaller for both but i think GBR has more potential for future growth, they have a very clean corporation as of now

>> No.11491742

Elon musk confirmed literal weeb





>> No.11491749
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It's time to short the market.

The tide has changed. Short everything now. Buy SQQQ, YANG, EDZ.

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People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

>> No.11491871

SPY 20%
QQQ 20%
SSO 20%
QLD 20%
DDM 20%

show to me where this isnt the patrician portfolio for maximum risk/reward

>> No.11491912

It's pleb by definition... they're indices. You're at the mercy of the macro environment and you're heavily weighted towards large cap and tech.

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someone was asking for it in the last thread, but i fell asleep, so here it is


>> No.11491924
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TA for the Canopy Growth (canadian chart). Sector almost always tags along with papa Canopy Growth's during high volatility whole sector swings. The HMMJ ETF chart shows the correlation.

Anyway. since Canopy is the heavy, I figured to take a look at the goings on here and when to expect a bounce and so on.

>purple lines were key supports
>sliced clean through the first two and tipped a wick in to the third today. All three today. for fucks sake.
> Constellation Brands did their 5 billy investment around 48/49 as I recall, that is right about the current 100 day SMA. That price of 48.72 is likely low support on this drop.
>chart has never dropped to 100 day SMA in one consecutive slide off a defined peak without a fat green candle bounce in to lower high in to dump
>RSI is 40
>also there is a nasty bearish MACD on the weekly

I think fat green dead cat is coming tomorrow. Chart position is right where it should be to remain consistent with the previous two major dead cats. That will be followed by immediate dump the following day or a doji day followed by dump.

>> No.11491939

VIX 35%
20% USLV
15% UGLD

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>> No.11491981

im weighted towards what is ideal returns over the entire existence of the stock market

ill take 20% annually indefinitely

>> No.11491999

You won't get 20% annually. And your max drawdown will likely be in excess of 60%.

>> No.11492008


Oh, there is also an ascending channel going on with WEED. The channel's lower line takes in to account the sub 100SMA dips a little better. Low target on that is about $41.50-$43.50 depending on how long the bear takes to get there.

>> No.11492020

I couldn't find any with a longer timeframe, though I do agree that they would be better

Go watch lucky star or something, frogposter

>> No.11492028 [DELETED] 

Honestly, I admit that I hardly know anything about the market as a whole

>> No.11492047

last crash in january lasted 2 weeks ~, so plenty of time for me to load up

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Honestly, I admit that I hardly know anything about the market as a whole, my """""expertise""""" is more in biotech stocks, though I do intend to invest in utilities and consumer staples as well

I don't claim to know what I'm talking about, though, and I assume that nobody on here really knows what they're doing compared to actual professionals, just that they know more than I do

Do you think my point is wrong
As a whole, economies tend towards generating value over the long term, and it's more likely than not that if you hold, you'll end up on the top in the long run
If you think that idea is wrong, feel free to tell me why

>> No.11492068

Duh, everyone knows rkg is Grimes

>> No.11492069

The capital markets are shutting down, they are rushing to raise money after fake "profit" quarter. It could still be too late. The recession is here and Tesla doesn't survive a recession. If they pull off a raise now, this is the last one anyway.

>> No.11492074


Yeah I definitely wouldn't recommend buying until you see the fallout lower high from whatever bounce happens. It should dump straight down after that, at which point either look for support to form or average in on a few potential low targets you think are plausible.

>> No.11492079

If they're not gonna survive anyway, can he make my 35k version...

>> No.11492099

the problem that people keep saying is that the next crash will either be the apocaloypse or literally there wont be another crash due to the governments increasing role in the market

>> No.11492103

I thought you were OP, ignore the frog then

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Can't wait to see the market turn green within ten minutes of opening despite deep red futures.

>> No.11492121

They are in a cash crunch, maybe he will do it too. Why would you buy a car from a company that's going under in a year in the best case scenario? If they don't raise, they will be in default come Jan if not earlier (who knows their cash position, they are not paying bills and SCTY is a mess of hidden losses).

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And then turn deep red again...

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Ive seen Nasdaq go -3% in futures in +2% the next day

We have Based FAANG earnings this week square up

>> No.11492142

They just announced their Q3 call with only 2 days notice. One theory is they moved the call ahead of the november bond payments they dont play to make. Another is that they need to pump the stock before really bad news comes out. I'm guess it's a pump because hoving around 250 is making them nervous with Elon's margin loans.

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the big ones

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Was that recently friend?
All these headwinds w trump and china and the feds and midterms got me fudded up and would appreciate you sharing some insight.

Was it deep red then some great news causing the market to rally?

>> No.11492164

Tesla reporting in 2 days out of the blue

look a short detective who knows every single thing Tesla does is bearish. Amazing detective work.

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>Good year tires
Oh baby this went up 20% last earnings
Lets Gogogo

>> No.11492175

The window to raise is closing if not closed already due to the markets. You didn't see a recession. TSLA will not raise a penny in a recession. If the market craters, they are BK in months because they will not raise. I'm not even sure they can raise straight equity and not some convertible preferred stock in private placement. They can't survive tight money, and we are in the period of tight money already.It's like the difference of GM vs F in the 2007 recession. F raised early, GM left it for the last moment and they failed vs F that survived. TSLA should have raised when it could, now they may not raise. I think it's sinking in. I also think it's too late already. The pipeline of deals will not get done fully, TSLA gets in the back of the line. They need a white knight. Elon's margin calls will get triggered anyway, so I'm not sure why he fights it. It's about surviving as a going concern now.

>> No.11492184

Yes It was this year, last march or around that time
It was the biggest futures red to next day green Ive seen personally, but Its not like this is the top for SPX anyway.... expect another rally shortly

>> No.11492189

They can get 5 billion tomorrow if they want.

>> No.11492195

You think so, but they panic now.

>> No.11492200

>panic now
explain this

>> No.11492205

Money isn't that tight. NFLX, Uber, Wework all just sold a bunch of paper with really bad terms. TSLA is eventually going down but I am unsure of the timeline. It would be a lot better for me if it happened sooner but Elon always pulls bullshit pumps out of his hat. If the board doesn't step up, this company is going to go chapter 7.

They need to file an S-1 before they can raise equity. There is evidence they lost their wksi status when they settled with the SEC. So far, they have only asked for a Reg D waiver. btw, elon hasn't bought that 20mil in stock he said he would.

>> No.11492219

They wouldn't need to raise on equity or even bonds. Hey CEO/Board of ____, lets do the 5 billion partnership deal is all it would take.

>> No.11492226

This acceleration of earnings release means they panic to raise before the capital markets shut down. I think they are already effectively shutdown, especially for full funding, for projects.

>> No.11492236

buy clinuvel

>> No.11492238

Do you write for zerohedge?

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Weakass virgin-chad meme

>> No.11492241

Those companies managed to grab what they could. They may survive. TSLA is too late.

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Wednesday is gonna be exciting for me. I have T, F, AMD, and MSFT. Let's do it.

>> No.11492256

No, I used to prop trade, now manage my own money. It's a standard drill before the recession. Everyone rushes to raise. Not everyone makes it.

>> No.11492260

There are ways to raise equity is raised without an S-1..

>> No.11492263

What does Tesla have that any company wants? They'd be throwing money at a dumpster fire fueled by lawsuits.

>> No.11492265

there isn't one coming though

>> No.11492269

You are in one already.

>> No.11492271

Yeah, private placement. Just need to find a big idiot with a checkbook. Good plan!

>> No.11492275

I dunno man. No one would want Tesla it's just a firedump right?

The future of Tesla is uncertain but there are plenty of partnerships and deals the company could do.

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>> No.11492284

Those don't get cash in the door right away, which is what they need.

>> No.11492305

In a bull market, money chases investments. In a bear market, investments chase the money. There isn't enough for everyone. Whoever was quick to raise survives. Some manage not to survive even after the raises, because their businesses deteriorate. It's a problem with levered companies that need to roll over debt. In a recession, there isn't enough money to roll over everyone's debt. Money gets tight.

>> No.11492313

there are ways...

Even with an S-1 i'm sure there will be people all over it and the market will absorb it pretty well.. Im pretty sure the people that invest in TSLA are cult investors.. they are determined to get TSLA going no matter how much they lose.. they invest because of their deep deep beliefs in the future potential of the company.. I don't think they should have a bigger market cap than F but hey.. the stock market is a strange place..

>> No.11492318

This is based on certain predictions and logical leaps that are not necessarily correct. You are jumping to point 5 of a series of reasonings.

Unfortunately you lack the complete comprehension of many more variables and functions impacting Tesla over the next 6 months.

We will see in a few days but your points are rather unlikely.

>> No.11492327

damn you got your rsi yet also went the full mile and got macd
you better send this to morgan stanley and warn them of the upcoming crash

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>> No.11492366

This is a recession. You can tell by the sudden rush of money raising rounds. Those are the last rounds. TSLA is not in them. They lose. They wipe out due to the type of companies TSLA is. Those don't survive the recession. TSLA's business model depends on capital markets being open. They are no longer open. It's over for them. What will happen if Musk's margin calls get triggered? Because they are with 100% certainty and soon. They waited to raise because of his margin calls. Now it's a question of solvency. Banks have deals on deck for companies that will survive if they manage to raise now, but I think the docket gets closed or essentially closed with no easy money. It has been my short thesis from the beginning, that they will not survive the recession. I even assumed they will raise. Now I'm looking at a very real possibility of no raise and acceleration of a wipe out.

>> No.11492383

It's pretty simple. They need money or they can't pay the bills. They need A LOT of money or they can't grow. That means it needs to be on bad terms to be worth it, which means less banks willing to lend.

>> No.11492395

you would think the board would think about this kind of thing no? By the way you're making it sound TSLA is going down either way so maybe that's why they don't care? If they decide to raise capital right now.. it goes down.. if recession hits without them first raising capital it goes down due to being under financed.. am i understanding that correctly?

>> No.11492406

tsla will rally soon as long as it retains the conditions of today, mark this post.

>> No.11492416

of course it's going to rally, it's a bullshit stock. I'm hedging my short with weekly calls. Question is where it ends up.

>> No.11492433

The stocks get sold to raise money in a recession. Everything gets flushed down. Some companies can comeback, because stocks is one thing but business is another thing. Companies that depend on high valuation for funding get wiped out. It's futile to defend $250 or whatever they defend if everything will get flushed down for a few quarters. Now, TSLA needs stock price high to create confidence in that tomorrow they can raise if they need to. That goes away no matter what. The question now is will they survive shutdown capital markets. I'm betting they can't. They certainly can't raise money to grow now, they are too late. Even if they pay their bills, Musk gets margin called anyway, and money to grow will be available at very different valuation. It's even if it will be available if the stock is not priced for easy raises.

>> No.11492438

Should i buy AMD before earnings release or you think its gonna cliff dive again after one analyst says anything ?

>> No.11492460

Hilarious post. Love how your brain works.

>> No.11492464

Is the earnings ah? I think it might boost in a day or 2, but these earnings are always a gamble.

>> No.11492466

Anyone have McDonalds stock? Short or buy right now?

>> No.11492473


>> No.11492474

How is trade war expected to hit their guidance? Will they have to talk about a 25% tariff risk into them?

AMD is good aside from the trade war risk.

>> No.11492485

That's what a recession is. People raise money from where they can. The more Musk will support TSLA, the more it will get sold, because people sell what they can. It seems futile to support a stock into a recession. It's a wasted effort.

>> No.11492487

this is why i say trade at your own risk, i'm doing technical analysis so i don't know how the trade war will affect them

>> No.11492488

You think it's doing bad? In the last couple of weeks people have been coming in to my Mickey D's next to work to play their instant win game..

>> No.11492494

This assumes Tesla will be in a recession environment macro wise. Which is opposite of the way the wind is blowing on them.

>> No.11492495

Don't you find it strange how a bunch of hype companies just raised a bunch of debt this last week?

>> No.11492505

Their china sales are in the toilet. China gigafactory is vaporware so it doesn't matter much on that end anyways.

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>> No.11492522

What wind is blowing on them now that will get better? Do you really think tweets move the stocks when everyone is selling?

>> No.11492523

Oh. Wouldn't touch it just based on technicals. Looks ready to dump.

>> No.11492533

yeah but earnings is coming soon.. never know at this point with a near term catalyst imo.. Think I might look into a straddle day of earnings

>> No.11492547

I trade the MCD stock
You shouldnt short it, but you also shouldnt buy right now, just stay out

Buy under 159
Dont short because its one of the DOW 30, youll get rekt if you try to naked short

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fucking tesla reporting on wednesday after close
dont need its bad vibes near my MSFT and V earnings

>> No.11492607

10 year yield is dropping below 3.2 so it might ease off some selling pressure from algo traders.

>> No.11492611

Have we reached peak AMZN? Or are they going to go higher on christmas?

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>Musk knows he's going down so he takes the entire NASDAQ with him

>> No.11492627

why are index funds considered boomer and pleb tier

they own weighted by mcap all the god tier companies in the entire market

>> No.11492636

Thinking of a 70% HACK, 30% CIBR continous investment strategy. Yes/no?

>> No.11492639

And to think people take advice from you idiots

>> No.11492649

Princess Kate has a great ass

>> No.11492657

it'll drop in the short term, which you can buy puts for, but you can maybe wait till tomorrow to confirm it.

>> No.11492682

>when the feel so surreal
>you reveal the steel

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Are pot stocks dead?

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Jim Cramer said this morning the selloff was mainly caused by larg specs fearful of the railroads earnings, most importantly Union Pacific (which comes Wednesday)

So there might not be the big Green day until Thursday

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Cramer is a cuck and a bitch.

We go jolly green giant tomorrow.

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yea a good 75% of my portfolio reports on wednesday or thursday
and another 10% is tomorrow

ready for the bounce
or the F record date at least...

>> No.11492783

imagine listening to zerohedge

you'd be broke right now from being in gold since 2008

>> No.11492830

They only look feminine in pics. If you ever where around them you notice they move and sound like dudes.

>> No.11492845

the person you guys are posting looks cute in pictures

are you saying that individual is a male and has a penis

>> No.11492865

Recently started an account with 1000. Been buying at market open and selling at a 10% target each time. To avoid pattern day trading, I've been doing two trades a week. 3 weeks in, gaining 20% How soon before I get btfo?

>> No.11492885

depends. what are you buying? 20% is pretty good for 3 weeks especially these last 3 weeks. inverse ETFs? weed stocks?

>> No.11492891

1000 is low enough you can play it however you want. Just learn as much as you can.

>> No.11492900

Teach us....

>> No.11492903
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I warned you faggots.

I've been warning you faggots for the last month and a half.

Now you get what you deserve.

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>> No.11492922

Random penny stocks (most between $1-2) on stocktwits. Just been looking at pre market hype, identifying support, and buying right at open. Sell at 10% target (has usually been within 30 minutes of open each time). And I meant 20% a week. I'm pretty new to all of this, and don't really know what I'm doing. But it seems like $.20-.30 gains on $1.50 stocks are accessible when everyone is screaming "$15 dollars by end of day".

>> No.11492928

nasdaq is down 100 pts in premarket already

what the fuck

>> No.11492934

I really hope you didnt actually buy that shit. Social medias are literally fads

>> No.11492939

I bought $250 of tqqq puts just yesterday.

Good timing.

>> No.11492948

I bought a bunch of SSO and QLD on the dip last week

looks like another week of sales to accumulate more shares during

feels good man

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Anyone else comfy in VIX and Gold?

>> No.11492959

Sorry, I don't really have a clue what I'm doing. Just got lucky so far. Plus this morning I made 12%, only for the stock to go up 88%. I'm not upset because I made $180 in 15 minutes, but it would have been nice to sell at that ceiling. I guess I'm basically scalping, but with higher targets than most scalpers.

>> No.11492975

Enjoy that feeling while it last.

The Bridegroom approaches.

>> No.11493000

/smg/ theme for October 23, Year of Our Lord 2018.


>> No.11493029

dont use weird meme words

2x ETFs have already proven they make it thruogh recessions and come out further ahead than ever, im buying and holding for decades with this shit

keep up or get left behind with the gains

>> No.11493039

why is the recession meme so popular right now?

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I hope you're in the mood to hodl for a decade.

>> No.11493077

yep, im currently 25 looking to retire by at least 45 depending where we are in market cycle at that point

>> No.11493083

Because we are in one. You will get a confirmation when the market already bottomed.

>> No.11493085

>CPI adjusted
So it's even higher right now than this chart shows? great

>> No.11493094

We are in a adjustment to a trade war. Things will adjust but we aren't going to face recession like you imply. I see a drop in a lot of exposed stocks but not much else. It could also end anytime.

>> No.11493098

Good luck with that one! In 20 years your investments might even be back to their current value.

>> No.11493101

google and amazon will replace china and USA as world powers around then

>> No.11493104

Google and Amazon will be broken up within the next five years.

>> No.11493116

Whatever you say. The last recession was a long time ago, and this is how it starts. Whatever causes it is a different question that I generally don't care about. But now you will HODL and hear about Goldilocks. For all you know this one can be a double dip, then you will see a bounce from 20%+ drop and then a real drop + inflation. But generally this is how a normal recession starts. I don't think it's 2007 tier, even though people are particularly delusional now.

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>we are in one

>> No.11493133

Market is spooked so faggots are running around spreading doom and gloom. Happens a lot.

>> No.11493147

IMF warns of a global recession. JP Morgan as well.
Buying now is suicide.

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>Stop pointing out that the emperor has no clothes


>> No.11493532

Today started a investment challenge game with 100k start depot running until 14th December.

Do you really want to tell me that buying nothing will be the best move?

>> No.11493548

Short something. Or buy inverse ETF.

>> No.11493557

See: >>11492949
It's your choice.
Just don't get memed into bonds.

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Also we needa new bread soon

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k thanks

Here are also the most traded papers at the moment since it went live a few hours ago to give you some insight what people are trading.

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>Every index is down 1% in overnight
>AMZN down $35 in the past couple hours

Ok, this bear meme is not funny anymore
I don't have any spare cash to buy the dip

>> No.11493613

I will bake the new bread

>> No.11493615

lol they're going to get bogged. Big dump coming this week

>> No.11493623


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