Everyone here has friends right?

[Anonymous No.11478074]

Surely the autism-posting is ironic and everyone here has a loving circle of people that supports them right?

[Anonymous No.11478094]

>>11478074
I have no one :(

[Anonymous No.11478102]

haha yeah of course, could you imagine how pathetic someone would have to be to have NO friends? like i doubt that's even possible haha. i have a lot of friends. imagine having no friends and going weeks at a time without talking to anyone, that would be so depressing and would surely cause someone to kill themselves, right? luckily no one goes through that

[Anonymous No.11478117]

My best friend just passed away, its an odd feeling.

[Anonymous No.11478120]

>>11478074
yes everything here is ironic

[Anonymous No.11478175]

no
I play final fantasy 14, and even on there I don't talk to anyone and I ignore all social aspects of the game, even though that's the whole point

[Anonymous No.11478183]

>>11478074
I have friends. We all have "friends"
But how many people can we count with our fingers that we can actually talk to when we need help ? For me anon that number is 0
My parents cant relate to what i'm going through so they never understood any i really wanted to tell them. I do have this "friend" that i've now know for 6 years. But he just doesn't see things the way i do. I CANT FIND ANY ONE I CAN RELATE TO.

[Anonymous No.11478197]

>>11478183
I don’t have anyone not even the “friends” as you refer to them

[Anonymous No.11478206]

>>11478183
>I do have this "friend" that i've now know for 6 years. But he just doesn't see things the way i do.
Friends don't have to see things the way you do, they just have to be FRIENDS. Someone to be around, hang out with, and share fun with.
But yeah I get it, it sucks not being able to relate to people. I have a slight superiority complex and always felt like I was smarter than most people, and I instantly lose respect for people who can't keep up with my train of thought.

[Anonymous No.11478245]

>>11478120
>>11478074
No. I only have NPCs that I talk to daily.

[Anonymous No.11478265]

>>11478074
>>11478120
Hate it when people don't know the difference between irony and sarcasm

[Anonymous No.11478271]

>>11478074
Pretty much zero offline social contact for the past 6 years, and no online friends either. Way past the social disconnection event horizon at this point

[Anonymous No.11478300]

>>11478206
>and I instantly lose respect for people who can't keep up with my train of thought.

What's probably more likely is that they don't give a shit about your train of thought.

>I have a slight superiority complex and always felt like I was smarter than most people,

I've dealt with people like that. You're likely just being a self-indulgent pseudo intellectual mistaking others' lack of interest/responsiveness as them being unable to keep up or intellectually inferior to you. I'm not saying that there's no dumb people out there, but you likely have a seriously skewed perspective on social interactions and you need to fix this shit now before it gets out of hand.

[Anonymous No.11478316]

>>11478206
So you're an insufferable douche. How's that working out for you?

[Anonymous No.11478329]

this is now a frens thread

thanks for being frens, frens

[Anonymous No.11478348]

>>11478074
I've never really cared to have money. I've never wanted much for material things outside of their convenience and comfort inherent to them. They certainly never brought me joy.

But the one thing that keeps me chasing money is the fact I HATE humanity. If I had enough of it, I could literally live as a recluse in this society. I could order everything online, cook for myself, and never have to interact with another human being. I know it's an extreme analogy, but I never saw how people go "crazy" in solitary confinement. I spend literal months without speaking a word to another human being or feeling skin to skin contact, and that's been the status quo for me my whole entire life (even though I'm not a virgin, and sometimes do get horny).

I wish I were autistic, but I genuinely do feel empathy for others. I feel moved by emotional films and music, for one. I've just had this pervading sense of misanthropy since the age of maybe 8 or 9.

[Anonymous No.11478371]

>>11478183
>have "Friends"
>they literally do meme responses like "see a doc" or "just buck up, buddy" when I intimate my feelings of hopelessness to them
>get butthurt when I stop showing up to parties/nights out, and try to tell me the reason I'm depressed is because I don't show up and try to make them laugh anymore, a thing I only do because of how empty and sad I feel all the time
>live with parents who do nothing but complain about how I sleep too much and can't hold down a job, even when I'm trying my best to avoid falling into alcoholism or drug abuse

[Anonymous No.11478373]

>>11478074
Do you really think that? How lucky of you that you can't relate.

[Anonymous No.11478395]

>>11478074
does it count if they are all on the internetz?

[Anonymous No.11478396]

>>11478271
Nice. What do you do all day?

[Anonymous No.11478399]

>>11478371
>live with parents who do nothing but complain about how I sleep too much and can't hold down a job

I mean, put yourself in their shoes. It'd be frustrating knowing you have a son who's not actively trying to make something of himself.

Be thankful to them and try your best to get better anon. Getting out of your head should be your first priority. Go to the gym and getting fit will help a lot. Taking part in religious activities or practicing meditation will help a lot. Sleeping in and feeling miserable about yourself will only make your situation stagnant or worse, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.11478420]

>>11478300
>What's probably more likely is that they don't give a shit about your train of thought.
I don't know, I've never asked. I can usually tell if someone's too slow within the first moment of meeting them, and from there I cut contact.

>You're likely just being a self-indulgent pseudo intellectual
No, I can just tell when someone's really dumb. Like your post, what's the point of it? Are you trying to "fight some evil villain" by trying to call me out? That kind of shit is actually what I'm talking about. When someone virtue-signals for example, I already regard them as less than human. You're basically an NPC.

[Anonymous No.11478463]

>>11478420
>No, I can just tell when someone's really dumb. Like your post, what's the point of it? That kind of shit is actually what I'm talking about. When someone virtue-signals for example, I already regard them as less than human.

Imagine being this butt-blasted because you got called out on your lack of social ability.

>Are you trying to "fight some evil villain" by trying to call me out?

??? How did you even come up with such shitty reasoning? I'm just trying to help you out and get you to understand normies.

Anyway, let's dive into this a little bit further

>I can usually tell if someone's too slow within the first moment of meeting them, and from there I cut contact.

What an uncanny ability. The first moment, huh? So you don't need to get to know them or find out how capable they are?

How about you answer me this: What kind of topics do you talk about when these people are unable to keep up with your train of thought?


>You're basically an NPC.

Ironically, I'm trying to help you by getting you to expand your perspective while you're stuck in NPC mode.

[Anonymous No.11478468]

>>11478074
I'm not autistic. I'm here to mock and trigger the autistic. So, reeeeeeeeeeeeee at me. Come at me, aspie.

[Anonymous No.11478471]

>>11478399
>not actively
How is applying for independent certifications, finishing a degree on my own dime in STEM (2 years graduated, still no job, and not willing to do grad school), constantly tailoring resume/cover letter for promising jobs for hours a day, all while avoiding the "God-given" genetic pitfalls of having alcoholism and bi polar disorder on both sides of your family?

I'm also quite fit, more fit than either of them were even at my age. Also, you just literally spouted the meme responses all my friends give me. Meditation? Religion? I'm no fedora tipper, but that's like telling a fucking cancer patient to drink green tea "because it has antioxidants and that is supposed to help with cancer!"

Oh yeah, I'll make sure to set an alarm and feel tired all day long too while I'm at it. It's not like I need the extra sleep. I'm sure a little deprivation will perk me right out of my slump, huh?

[Anonymous No.11478502]

>>11478471

Chill, I didn't know your circumstances or what you've achieved. It's good that you've achieved a lot on your own.

>I'm no fedora tipper, but that's like telling a fucking cancer patient to drink green tea "because it has antioxidants and that is supposed to help with cancer!"

So? You think there's no solution to your problems? Drugs and alcohol aren't going to do shit for your situation except make your life worse. Meditation isn't a meme. Try going on a vipassana retreat.

>I'm sure a little deprivation will perk me right out of my slump, huh?

I'm just trying to give you ideas to fix yourself, don't take your anger and frustration out on me, dude.

[Anonymous No.11478586]

>>11478502
You're right. Sorry. I don't know why I thought someone on the internet who doesn't know me would have any answers. I mean, I didn't, but I guess I shouldn't have even replied. I guess I can't react this way to my "friends" and family irl, when it's the same advice they give. But looking at their lives, and what they do day to day, I wouldn't be happy anyway, so idk what I expect out of life.

I've stayed away from drugs and alcohol, for now. I am not suicidal, but if I ever go back to them, it won't be because I think they'll "help". It will be a last-ditch hedonistic "rather burn out than fade away" suicide that would look like I was an irresponsible person with problems, and not someone who bitterly threw their life away (which would be closer to the truth). I think that's easier for friends and loved ones to deal with, than someone just saying "I don't wanna be here anymore, and I'm not sticking around for you."

[Anonymous No.11478589]

>>11478463
>Imagine being this butt-blasted
I'm not, I'm just talking. I didn't even read the rest of your post because I can tell you're too dumb to engage with.

For what it's worth, I don't even do this intentionally. It's like I just intuitively know when I'm "above" someone and nothing I can say to them will get through to them, so I just lose all motivation to continue the relationship. What's the point if you can't ever relate, right?

[Anonymous No.11478634]

>>11478102
> imagine having no friends and going weeks at a time without talking to anyone
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[Anonymous No.11478637]

>>11478396
Browse chans, watch anime, read books, play vidya sometimes. I also spend huge amounts of time just thinking about random stuff I like to think about, that would sound autistic and uninteresting if I tried to explain them to someone else. "What do you do all day" is one of the questions I dread most from normies, since I have nothing to talk about that would be acceptable to do all day by normie standards. I can only relate to some subset of online autists.

I wish I could be more than a NEET and do more interesting things and I'm trying to improve, but it's unbelievably hard to convince yourself to work hard on something when you know there will be no social reward for it in the end. Social rewards seem to be what keep people grinding for the most part

[Anonymous No.11478666]

>>11478637
What's your most autistic habit?

[Anonymous No.11478702]

>>11478586

Have you tried dating? Maybe you'll feel more integrated within your mind if you have a lover.

[Anonymous No.11478705]

>>11478265
ironically i was being sarcastic

[Anonymous No.11478716]

>>11478666
In terms of actual autism, probably my constant rocking back and forth / "stimming" behaviors. I used to keep those under control when I was around other people, which sucked, but now that I'm alone all the time I do it pretty much constantly when I'm not pacing back and forth.

In terms of 4chan autism, it's definitely all the weeb shit

[Anonymous No.11478723]

Used to have frens but mental illness has taken its toll and I’ve isolated myself for so long I’m just about out of friends. Either Link moons of I kms

[Anonymous No.11478761]

>>11478074
OKAY LONELY PEOPLE. CHOICES: 1. GO TALK TO PEOPLE. OR 2. BE ALONE AND SAD POSTING SAD FROGS AND SAD WOJACKS UNTIL YOU DIE.

GO. FUCKING. MEET. PEOPLE. STOP PRETENDING YOU HAVE AUTISM, YOU'RE JUST SCARED OF THE POTENTIAL EMOTION OF TRYING AND FAILING.

[Anonymous No.11478775]

>>11478761
normies get out

[Anonymous No.11478798]

>>11478761
WOW anon, I wonder why I never thought of just talking to people? It seems so obvious in hindsight

[Anonymous No.11478808]

>>11478102
>flashes back to 9th grade
JUST

[Anonymous No.11478823]

>>11478589
What's up dude? I know how it feels to deal with these idiots. I found this really cool site called reddit that's filled with guys like us! See you there!

[Anonymous No.11478839]

>>11478074
I have no friends at all except my girlfriend who's a bitch.

[Anonymous No.11478842]

>>11478074
After two months of suggesting I would like to hang out every weekend a couple of my friends finally gave up and said sure. I went out with them and they spent most of the time talking about stuff they had done together recently without me. I have no one in my life who loves me or cares about me.

[Anonymous No.11478846]

>>11478074
I have a good number of friends and acquaintances. A few that I would even trust with $50k of my cash. I don't have anyone that I would confide my deepest secrets or concerns with though.

[Anonymous No.11478850]

>>11478823
Don't you have to attach your name to your posts and manage a whole profile and post history? I always thought that sounded retarded and I can't be bothered

[Anonymous No.11478885]

>>11478850
Guys like us are smart enough to manage profiles. I almost forgot my password once but I made it out okay.

[Anonymous No.11479057]

>>11478074
I have frienda but have been single for years and am terribly lonely. I would rather just stay in with a waifu, but wander out on the weekend only to drink too much, do too much blow and hate myself the next day. What a waste of fucking money.

[Anonymous No.11479075]

>>11478885
there's a difference between being smart, and using reddit

[Anonymous No.11479318]

>>11478808
That was my peak year man

[Anonymous No.11479367]

Not shy, just dont find normal 'friendships' productive

Best form of friendship is one that is made for a greater goal (i.e business partnerships)