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>No bank account, netflix, facebook. This guys a ghost.

>> No.11460400

>His email is protected by 4096 bit encryption... What is he hiding?

>> No.11460406

>He wipes his cookies after each browsing session, we can't track him with current tech.

>> No.11460407

>>11460386
>>11460400

Will I get investigated?

t. 30yo NEET

>> No.11460410

He's burned off his fingerprints.

>> No.11460412
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11460412

He's dead.

>> No.11460421

He's a complete loner. No friends or acquaintances. Only posts on Japanese messageboards.

>> No.11460427
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>he's jewish
Fuck, he's above our jurisdiction, our hands are tied.

>> No.11460436

He has full diplomatic immunity. He flies right past government checkpoints.

>> No.11460439

>>11460407
>Only a guilty man would ask such a question. Cuff him boys.
**shoots you in the head**
>DON'T FUCKING MOVE

>> No.11460442
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>>11460386
>you can be a ghost in 2018

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11460446

What a man of action.

>> No.11460453

>>11460442
>have no online presence whatsoever
>no bank accounts
>no phones
>move to Nunavut

>> No.11460488

>>11460439
considering I'm black they would do this too. shieeet

>> No.11460490
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>He uses some advanced cryptographic digital currency called “Buttcorn”.
I’m not gonna risk it call the feds

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>My client was using "The Onion Relay" because he thought it was a gardening network

>> No.11460526

>>11460453
>still get captured on cc cameras
>still can have DNA guessed by relatives input
>still able to be spotted via satellite
yeah nah it's fucked cunt

>> No.11460533

>>11460488
Most people would.

>> No.11460536

>>11460526
>still get captured by cameras on phones and ipads
>still have voice captured by their microphones
you can never escape big brother

>> No.11460540

>>11460526
I only get out when could coverage FAGGIT

>> No.11460555

>>11460540
>he thinks the government doesn't have satellites that can see through that
top kek m8

>> No.11460559

>>11460555
radio waves pass trough my fat rolls, I am invisible

and as far for heat and visual, no they are 100% stopped

>> No.11460567

>>11460439

"GET DOWN ON ALL FOURS, HANDS BEHIND YOUR HAND AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR ELBOWS IN CONTACT WITH THE FLOOR AT ALL TIMES!"

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>>11460386
I thought I was the only 30 year old boomer with no Netflix or Facebook accounts. Had a MySpace back in the day to troll emo kids with though. Good times never last.

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>>11460446
Cuff me mommy :3

>> No.11460774

>>11460386
It's illegal to keep more than $10k cash at home.

>> No.11460909

>>11460386
im so high i thought you were talking about me and i tripped out

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>>11460909
>he fell for the bait
>we got his IP
>move out before he disappears again

>> No.11461091

>>11460386
The ultimate red pill is to maintain an outdated facebook account to disinform them.

>> No.11461132

>>11460488
>Posting on a stolen IPhone

Always one step ahead, you lot.

>> No.11461178

>>11460536
>still have your typing style analyzed and isolated down to the pool of one possible user, which is you

>> No.11461211

>he uses google incognito mode
well, maybe we can try again in 10 years if we can advance our tech a bit

>> No.11461235

>>11460526
>falling for the satellite meme

>> No.11461240

>He pays in cash, he must be avoiding tax

>> No.11461246

literally me

>> No.11461253

>>11460567
Fuck this asshole, i'mma pull my pants up

>> No.11461279

>>11461253

*ASSAULT RIFLE SHOTS*

>> No.11461311

is it possible to not have a bank account

>> No.11461330

>>11461311
yeah, he just worked on building sites and paid in cash (presumably)

>> No.11461380

>>11461235
>falling for the flat earth meme

>> No.11462597

>>11461091
based hiding in plain sight