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YOU SUCH A STINKY LINKY, I LOVE IT
YOU SUCH A STINKY LINKY, I LOVE IT
YOU SUCH A STINKY LINKY, I LOVE IT
YOU SHITCOIN IS A JOKE, WAGECÛCK IT
I JUST PULLED IN A LAMBO
SELL MY SHORTS IN COMMANDO

>> No.11454858
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>>11454793
Yes!

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>>11454858
Wow!

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>>11454890
Nice!

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God that probably feels so good to be in the middle of that. Plus another up top if you know what I mean. ;)

Anyone else buy SHLD Calls this week?

>> No.11454949

based

>> No.11454951
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>being a stinky linky
uh disgusting, i never took a shit at my workplace, i simply clamp my ass cheeks and wait for the evening once i can go home.
And even at home i act like you do but at work, i often wait 3/4am to take a silent shit. I'm a lucky guy tho, with the time i learned to retain my shit longer and longer. Also i decided to skip breakfast and take very light meal (no desert, no entree) to generate less shit. Now i take a shit in average once a week. My personal best is 9 days without shitting. Tho i must be careful because they are enormous and super compressed so it's often a 3 step poop action. First i shit but try to not shit it all (1), then i flush. After i finish to take my shit(2), flush again, and finally wipe my ass (3) and do the final flush. If i do 1 & 2 or 2 & 3 at the same time, its the toilet clog guaranteed 100%.
I don't think poop-normies can even encompass the size of 1 weeks' deuce. Usually it's the lenght of my arm.
Also no homo but retaining compressed shit like this transform them in giant pooldo (dildo in poop) and it end up pressing the prostate after the 5th day, and it's legit better than hetero-sex. I never had anything up my ass but i can understand why the faggots would like it. Also i never admitted it to my gfs, i wonder if they would become jealous of my shits so i don't take the risk.

You will maybe think i'm a weirdo but i'm not. Just try to hold back your shit, you not only save water, get pleasure but you also save a shitload of TIME. Let say taking a shit is 5mn loss everytime, and that you shit everyday : 5x7 : 35mn weekly vs 5mn for me.
30mn per week, 2 hours per month, 1 day per year, you save a full month of your life after 30 years! It's enormous!
Please tell me i'm not the only one doing dis frens.

>> No.11454963

>>11454858
>>11454890
>>11454929

You saved these images at some point. Seek Jesus, please.

>> No.11455053

>>11454963
You're a FAGGOT! Stop worrying about prices and join the chain.

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>>11454793
I'M A QUICK STINK I LIKE A QUICK LINK
I'M A QUICK STINK I LIKE A QUICK LINK
I'M A QUICK STINK I LIKE A QUICK LINK
I'M A QUICK STINK I LIKE A QUICK LINK
I'M A QUICK STINK I LIKE A QUICK LINK
WE SOLVING THE ORACLE PROBLEM
WIHILE OTHER COINS SINK
I LIKE GETTING MAC SAUCE
PUTTING IT ON MY DINK