/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.11445035]

Radiant and Pure Volatility Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11443136

[Anonymous No.11445044]

Threadly reminder that the stock market is rigged:

http://www.nanex.net/aqck2/4661.html

[Anonymous No.11445048]

[Anonymous No.11445052]

BIG numbers out of China tonight!

[Anonymous No.11445063]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and if you want radiant and pure volatility, find someone that sells acid

[Anonymous No.11445081]

Tomorrow will be Green, or your money back
no retest

[Anonymous No.11445093]

>>11445081
promise?

[Anonymous No.11445097]

>>11445044
Conclusion:
All this evidence points to one inescapable conclusion: the order cancellations and trade executions just before, and during the trader's order were not a coincidence.

This is premeditated, programmed theft, plain and simple.

Michael Lewis probably said it best when he told 60 minutes that the stock market is rigged.

[Anonymous No.11445114]

>>11445081
DON'T LIE TO ME

[Pourman No.11445134]

>>11445081
I believe it.

[Anonymous No.11445143]

>>11445081
fucking please

[Anonymous No.11445148]

How do I figure out asset allocation?

[Anonymous No.11445149]

>>11445044
I'll remember this when I'm buying 20,000 shares of Ford at $17.38 per share

[Anonymous No.11445169]

>>11445148
Buy no more than a handful of ETFs with minimal overlap.

[Anonymous No.11445172]

>>11445051

good earnings are flat/sold. ok earnings are being sold. bad earnings are getting JUSTd. earnings will not save this correction from running its full course

[Anonymous No.11445187]

>>11445148
How r u enjoying simply wallst
I'm still trying to figure out how they produce value and other indicators.

[Anonymous No.11445208]

TTNP saved my ass today. I was the guy in the last thread that said CEI was gonna pop. They've got 0 debt and i believe its gonna pump huge before earnings around nov 5

[Anonymous No.11445225]

>>11445044
Why isn't nanex getting more exposure? Their idea is simple, yet brilliant

[Anonymous No.11445229]

>>11445169
what ETFs and distribution do you recommend

should your entire portfolio be no more than like 5-10 total different assets?

[Anonymous No.11445240]

This is a message from CEO Mike of UVXY Inc. to shortsellers

[Anonymous No.11445245]

s-should I buy?

[Anonymous No.11445246]

>>11445229
don't listen to memers. if you want to make money don't overly diversify. only diversify if you literally just want to brain-dead 401k contribute every paycheck and check in 30 years later

[Anonymous No.11445259]

>>11445149
Would have happened yesterday too if you tried to buy 20,000 shares of Yeco or PTI at $1.38 per share.

All your limit orders reach Goldman where they are either held or cancelled to make way for their own orders.
That's why it takes ages to get a complete order fill even on IB with their "smart" routing.

Enjoy competing with (((them))).

[Anonymous No.11445278]

RIP the anon with the TSM calls.

[Anonymous No.11445303]

how much pre-tax passive income will you anons feel safe to retire on?

[Anonymous No.11445316]

>>11445303
what i spend annually right now, $35k. Its pretty easy also to make $10-15k a year working maybe 20 hours a week, in that case I would need not even a half million dollar portfolio to retire off of

[Anonymous No.11445323]

>>11445316
>retire
>working maybe 20 hours a week
????

[Anonymous No.11445340]

Good entry point for HMNY?

[Anonymous No.11445350]

>>11445229
There's little point to extra complexity when the large cap, reliable names come up so often. You can go for value, you can go for growth, you can go for both. You can do mid, small cap if you want. But having 10 different ETFs all doing one or the other or all just makes things more complicated with little benefit since there's so much crossover. It also gives you the illusion of diversification, when really, you're mostly in the same things.

Pick a handful, or even 2-3, and stay the course. Any one that tracks the S&P 500 or similar indexes, or even a complete US stock market is pretty safe. If you want to hedge against absolutely everything and anything, Total World Stock indices exist, and pay somewhere around 6-7% a year. You aren't a winner, but you aren't a loser, and you still take home some winnings.

If you want to dabble in riskier small cap, that's also safe, as long as it's within the confines of an ETF. If you want specifically dividends, there are ETFs that have basically no capital gain and only pay dividends. REITS can also be had in ETFs. There are a million options, but again, don't go nuts, because you don't necessarily make more money by having 20 over 5.

I'm a big fan of the Bogle-ish 3-fund portfolio, so a US stock index, an International stock index, and US bonds for some backbone.
>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

[Anonymous No.11445357]

>>11445323
i actually plan on semi-retiring early and working at REI, Starbucks, Costco or Lowes for their healthcare. Then go on vacations or do something fun every few weeks until i'm fully retired.

just low low low stress jobs part time jobs that offer full time benefits

[Anonymous No.11445368]

>>11445340
never

[Anonymous No.11445377]

>>11445229
100% allocation TQQQ

[Anonymous No.11445395]

>>11445169
No, I prefer my stock selection over index funds. I could use some help in the allocation, though.
>>11445187
It's okay. I particularly like how you can easily benchmark portfolios against each other or the market in general.

[Anonymous No.11445404]

?

[Anonymous No.11445410]

>>11445357
banking pretty hard that they will still be offering those kinds of benefits for part timers in 40 years.

[Anonymous No.11445414]

>>11445350
right now i am over 80% in QQQ and SPY alone, and it just seems concerning. I know neither of these funds can really 'crash', so its not a genuine concern. but it still feels odd.

I am 25 and want to retire by 45 because i am saving over 30% of my earnings currently, but I am still 100% stocks. I have no bonds cuz boomer-tier and I have parents as a backup ultimately, those boglefolios just seem too passive for my risk tolerance

[Anonymous No.11445420]

>>11445404
not sure what industry this is in but unless this company has WIDE moats and competitive advantage, that p/e is too high for me

[Anonymous No.11445435]

Oh boy

[Anonymous No.11445438]

>>11445420
Twitter

[Anonymous No.11445443]

>>11445395
pretty good odds if you just equal weighted them you'd beat the s&p. it's not that hard to do

[Anonymous No.11445446]

>>11445246
I tried the "go all in without any diversification" route, lost 40%

[Anonymous No.11445456]

Agreed, senpai.

[Anonymous No.11445476]

>>11445456
opinion discarded

who was the opinion by?

[Anonymous No.11445495]

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11445498]

>>11445259
well considering what's at stake, you'd want to get in front of the big orders too.

[Anonymous No.11445500]

>>11445476
The venerable Mark Hulbert.

Also, your ass is long overdue for a 25% plunge so I hope you have lube ready.

[Anonymous No.11445512]

>>11445340
Never ever. Don't get /FARNSWORTH'd/, friend.

[Anonymous No.11445523]

>>11445052
Is this good or bad if i buy chinese stocks

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11445533]

>>11445500
fuck bonds would go to the fucking moon if that happened. I better get some VXX calls first thing.

[Anonymous No.11445538]

>>11445500
he's wrong though because today they'd close the markets at 20%

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11445541]

>>11445500
Wait that shit can't happen tomorrow, we have the fucking cuckbreaker now. They'll just send everybody home early if we drop 5000 points.

[Anonymous No.11445557]

>>11445443
>beat the s&p
Historically that's the case which is why I prefer this portfolio and the dividend is also more significant, but equal weight feels odd to me. Can PG really be as valuable as AAPL?

[Anonymous No.11445560]

>>11445435
Please no

[Anonymous No.11445572]

>>11445538
You act like those figures are exact. We could easily overshoot by a percentage point or two before the lever gets pulled.

[Anonymous No.11445576]

>>11445500
Make sure to keep buying TQQQ ON THE WAY DOOOOWN

[Anonymous No.11445581]

>>11445557
I have a feeling that by equal weighting you'd be giving the lower cap stuff more pull and since theoretically they have more room to move, they could increase your gains over giving the higher cap stuff more weight

[Anonymous No.11445598]

guys I have a gambling addiction, what do?

>eat rice and beans 4 nights a week
>intermittent fast 3 days a week
>got rid of cell phone plan to save money
all in the name of saving money and investing so I can go live /out/ for a year or two

>lose 15% of net-worth in the stock market in two days
trying to invest in the stockmarket is only tightening my wagecuck shackles

[Anonymous No.11445621]

>>11445598
Just keep buying and holding anon, this correction will end and u will get strong gainz but only if u buy on the way DOWN and HOLD dont be a fucking pussy i swear to god if u sell anon youre never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.11445633]

>>11445598
only invest money you don't need for at least 3-5 years, and in even more reality 20-30. If you're a short term kinda guy, git gud.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11445634]

>>11445598
just put it all on double 0, and you'll get it back bro.

[Anonymous No.11445637]

>>11445598
You will never /make it/ in a year or two, no matter how good you are. You are better off buying lottery tickets if that's what you are going for.

If you do decide to have sensible goals, then just hodl that shit and in 20 to 30 years you will be laughing.

[Anonymous No.11445646]

>>11445581
That's an interesting thought. Technically all of my positions are large caps, but there are some growth titles in there. I'm generally risk averse but maybe they could be brought up to 2-3% each.

[Anonymous No.11445668]

>>11445148
>asset allocation?

Just all in on meme bullshit and cross your fingers. The /biz/ way.

[Anonymous No.11445671]

>>11445598
>he thought it would happen overnight

buy and hold for 2 decades and you're good

[Anonymous No.11445684]

>>11445598
Stock prices will be back to todays levels or higher before EOY unless we end up with 2008 tier once in 40 year recession

Which is somewhat highly unlikely, just hold dont be a pussy

[Anonymous No.11445697]

>>11445303

$40k/year + the investment portfolio to produce that much in passive gains + keep up with inflation would be more than enough.

[Anonymous No.11445720]

>>11445500
My body is ready... let's build a better tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.11445732]

>>11445500
economies are tied together and I can see it happening tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11445754]

>>11445523
The shanghai index has been tanking, so I think it will have a big effect on their market either positive or negative depending on the numbers. For the US, good numbers would give the market less reason to keep selling off while I think bad numbers would have less of an effect.

[Anonymous No.11445818]

>fuck up the chinese market
>china tanks
>US market tanks with it
>triggers the great 2018 recession

Seriously what is the orange man's plan?

[Anonymous No.11445843]

This market sucks. I’m about to turn 360 and walk away.

[Anonymous No.11445845]

>>11445818
>Seriously what is Emperor Trump's plan?
Rustle jimmies of the weaks and losers

[Anonymous No.11445852]

>>11445818
Fuck hookers, eat cheeseburgers and watch fox news.
Whats your plan?

[Anonymous No.11445865]

>>11445500
oh, didn't realize tomorrow is the anniversary of the largest daily loss ever. wew lets celebrate in style. pepper dat angus

[Anonymous No.11445883]

>>11445500
if that happens I would take out a year long personal loan at 7% for 25K and put it all on AAPL and just wait for my 40% returns

[Anonymous No.11445896]

>>11445818
>Seriously what is the orange man's plan?

Winning. Same plan as always.

[Anonymous No.11445912]

>>11445845
saved

[Anonymous No.11445950]

>>11445818
the chink market has been fucked up since the February correction, they just havent recovered like a healthy market would
trumps plan is to bring china down a notch but the EU cucks wont actually do what needs to be done.

[Anonymous No.11445951]

Tomorrow ends green +1.2% s&p500

Screenshot this.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11445965]

It's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.11445967]

>>11445598
>eat rice and beans 4 nights a week
>intermittent fast 3 days a week
>got rid of cell phone plan to save money

I'm going to catch shit for saying this, but as good as it is to minimize unnecessary spending, it might help to look for other ways to increase your income. Not wasting is great, but it sounds like you just don't have enough to begin with.

[Anonymous No.11445971]

>>11445951
Yeah right

[Anonymous No.11445975]

>>11445852
you forgot "while encouraging the greatest economy ever"

[Anonymous No.11445990]

>>11445975
Encouraging is about as helpful as prayer and the only thing this president is capable of besides undermining everything this country stands for and making us the laughing stock of the world.

[Anonymous No.11446000]

>>11445845

>less money and more inflation for all of us

>"take that,liberals!"

do you trump drones pay the bills or have any money responsability??

[Anonymous No.11446019]

>>11445990
fuck off commie, the only laughter from around the world is nervous laughter because America is a powerhouse again and there's not a bowing-cuck president anymore.

This country stands for freedom of speech, freedom of guns and capitalist economy. We got that and its fucking great. Go to Canada with their homopresident and suck him off for his entitlements. The US is a nation of personal responsibility, not one of gimme gimmes

[Anonymous No.11446028]

>>11446000
That is his plan to make people work more instead of doing drugs and spouting and thinking liberal bullshit

[Anonymous No.11446069]

>>11445303
Bout 4k a month

[Anonymous No.11446106]

>>11445843
Don't be gay. Buy low you weiner. Hail texas

[Anonymous No.11446157]

>>11445035
God damnit shit fuck nigger cunt spic. Futures bleeding AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.11446176]

>mfw cashed out at the peak last month

[Anonymous No.11446262]

>>11446176

[Anonymous No.11446283]

Overall wasnt too bad a day considering im a big bull :3

>NEETS WILL RAGE

[Anonymous No.11446327]

>>11446283
Im down -2.2% but still not bad

[Anonymous No.11446332]

Who bought the atvi dip? Who among you recognized this colossal market fuckup?

[Anonymous No.11446364]

>>11446176
H-heh. Look at this weak hands who panic sold last month, sparing him the pain of these past two weeks. I'm glad I HODL. Y-yes sir! SO GLAD!!!!

[Anonymous No.11446400]

Who here is getting JUSTED by after hours trading...

[Anonymous No.11446423]

>>11446364
I panic sold 3 weeks ago...

[Anonymous No.11446464]

[Government approved degeneracy No.11446469]

I have obtained an order of legal dude weed, purchased from my provincial government approved dude weed website, delivered by the Canadian postal service. This is a bizarre feel.

It came in a nifty square plastic container with this sort of confusing sticker on the side. Product itself passes the visual check. Very nice colour and smells fresh. Have not tried it yet. This is supposedly Canopy's premium extra fancy brand so I'm curious if it's really worth the extra money.

[Anonymous No.11446478]

>>11445035
My robinhood got approved boys. What should babby's first trade be? I'm only gonna play around with an amount I feel comfortable losing of course since I want this to be a learning experience.

[Anonymous No.11446484]

>>11446423
>>11446364
I haven’t sold more than 1 stock in 5 years

[Anonymous No.11446515]

>>11446478
Ideally, that should be something you decide for yourself
Being able to decide which stocks to buy for yourself is one of the most important parts of both trading and investing

If you just want to buy something that someone on /biz/ tells you to, then VTGN
If you do buy it, remember to hold through volatility and think in the long term

see >>11444150

[Anonymous No.11446533]

Get a load of this CHAD HODL. I aspire to be like him. I definitely sell and waffle in and out of positions much less now, but I used to sell a lot, like 20x in a month.

[Anonymous No.11446569]

>>11446533
Meant for >>11446484

[Anonymous No.11446603]

>>11446478

I will buy go cobalt tomorrow

But it is up to you
Use a screener to find undervalued shares

[Anonymous No.11446680]

>>11446478
Id reccomend you panic buy TQQQ and if it goes down tomorrow double up,if it goes down on friday, quadruple up thank me in 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.11446684]

>>11446478
Long everything!

[Anonymous No.11446689]

>>11446400
Tilray boom after hours :3

[Anonymous No.11446704]

Any other aspiring day traders make their first gains today?

[Anonymous No.11446708]

>Still no robinhood equivalent in yurop.

[Anonymous No.11446728]

>>11446704

Well done, anon! That's a nice return on a quick flip.

[Anonymous No.11446735]

>>11446704
good job but
>$9.99 commission
anon...

[Anonymous No.11446743]

>>11446704
dat commission tho, that will hurt a small day trader

[Anonymous No.11446745]

>>11446704
You won't make it as a trader if you have 10 dollar commissions. Try being an investor instead.

[Anonymous No.11446764]

>>11446735
>>11446743
Funded my account with $600 CAD, it comes with the territory....
>>11446745
I don't want to be an invester, it doesn't interest me
Thanks though.

[Anonymous No.11446776]

Evidently the weed supply shortage rumors were valid. Day 2 of sales and shortage persists, article suggests the situation will continue for short term future. Article also has some early sales estimates for day 1. Worthwhile reading if you're trading the sector:

https://business.financialpost.com/pmn/commodities-business-pmn/agriculture-commodities-business-pmn/cannabis-retailers-still-short-of-supply-on-second-day-of-legal-pot

[Anonymous No.11446821]

>>11446776
whatever who cares pot isnt fixed cost like video games or netflix eventually these businesses will be selling at cost no matter how many customers they have

[Anonymous No.11446839]

>>11446776
here in vegas its been a 3 years medical and almost 1 year recreationally legal. top shelf oz still 400 bucks. vape cartridges 50 bucks.

[Anonymous No.11446846]

>>11446821

True but that doesn't matter to me. I'm trading the sector, not long hodling it. These news stories produce lovely volatility on the weed tickers.

[Anonymous No.11446885]

A little girl from Edmonton did a very smart maneuver yesterday. She sold Girl Guide cookies to the people in the lineup outside weed shop. That's good /biz/.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/girl-guide-cookies-cannabis-lineup-1.4868520

[Anonymous No.11446889]

Will the VIX just fucking die already
ARGGGGGGG
I will buy calls tomorrow and it will go down, watch.

[Anonymous No.11446899]

>>11445818
>chink markets are sustainable

Chinese instectpeople dont play by the rules anon, it cant go on forever.

[Anonymous No.11446902]

>>11446889
based vol trader
have you ascended to a pure energy state yet?

[Anonymous No.11446919]

>>11446283
ONE

NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.11446934]

>>11446902
The VIX has to come down sooner or later, I got till december.

[Anonymous No.11446939]

>>11446478
Buy babbies first stock. Buy Coke.

[Anonymous No.11446944]

>>11445495
other companies getting actually BTFO by BASED bezos
>wah wah the contract is too hard to fulfill

[Anonymous No.11446953]

Buy asm and thor

[Anonymous No.11446955]

>>11446944
How is game stop still alive? Or is it going to be the last physical game store chain?
Lefties have just about ruined the vidya industry to the pont even i dont buy games anymore/

[Anonymous No.11446961]

>>11446469
>delivered by the Canadian postal service
that's pretty cool. here in California you have to go to the store or some guy has to drive to you house and give it to you in person.

weirdly, legal pot made the drug lose its luster and I've been sober for a few years now

[Anonymous No.11446964]

>>11446919
We all gonna make it anon <3 just hold thru da crash

[Anonymous No.11446965]

>>11446953
I'm in 3000$ on Asm and 1000$ on Riot

[Anonymous No.11446971]

>had to go to Home Depot
>talked a while to my buddy’s fiancé who works there
>she texts me later that a coworker Asked who I was and said I was cute
>said I smiled at her on the way out
>literally have no clue and don’t remember smiling at any cute employees
>only saw fatties and uglies working there
>my buddy’s fiancé wants to hook me up
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.11446988]

I wish I was dead

[Anonymous No.11447002]

>>11446971
you could drop the fatty on the edge of the road if she that bad when you meet her

[Anonymous No.11447004]

>>11446988
buy signal

[Anonymous No.11447005]

>>11446988
Der Fuhrer believes in you fren.

[Anonymous No.11447011]

>>11446971
have friend take pic and send duh
or ask what her FB is and stalk it

[Anonymous No.11447039]

>nikkei down 1.5%

[Anonymous No.11447057]

>>11447039
The ride never ends

[Anonymous No.11447059]

Who here stocking up on TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.11447079]

Please mr trump sir save the economy.

[Anonymous No.11447087]

>>11447057
all in on vxx calls tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11447093]

>>11447059
Yep

[Anonymous No.11447127]

Any australians here using stake? Sucks that the US markets are only open when I'm usually asleep

[Anonymous No.11447141]

>>11447039
MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.11447146]

>>11447039
No man! I'm running out of pink wojaks, man! I know the SECOND I panic sell tomorrow, it'll recover.

[Anonymous No.11447155]

>>11447141
Pussy... man up and be a bear

[Anonymous No.11447157]

>>11447146
retest 270 tomorrow ; _ ;

[Anonymous No.11447172]

Who here STILL getting JUSTed?

[Anonymous No.11447183]

>>11447172
You only get JUSTed if you holding bags... you holding bags fren?

[Anonymous No.11447184]

So what's on your shopping list for when the crash happens?

[Anonymous No.11447189]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/ralphbenko/2017/02/25/president-trump-replace-the-dollar-with-gold-as-the-global-currency-to-make-america-great-again/#5ad1e13d4d54

>Trump knows China is enemy number one
>Chinese government funds and manipulates candidates in the West and dumps their shitty government-brand steel here, undercutting workers and industry
>begins tariffs because he knows China is a lot more dependent on the US in trade than vice versa
>(((The fed))) begins hiking rates at the same time to levels no longer sustainable for the amount of debt carried world wide in USD
>(((The fed))) wants to topple the market and have Trump receive the blame while they get away
>Trump begins to call out Powell and the central bank in his defense
>Market crashes
>Trump's stacked Supreme Court banishes central banking
>the gold standard returns to the US

[Anonymous No.11447193]

>>11447172
ultimate justed here

[Anonymous No.11447201]

>>11447189

See: October 31st, the fed will dump a massive amount (biggest yet) of its balance sheet. The market is set to blow right before the midterms in an attempt to usurp Trump

[Anonymous No.11447218]

>>11447201
Quiet goyim... you'll spoil the plan...

[Anonymous No.11447232]

>>11447039

[Anonymous No.11447234]

>>11447172
>scary ass headlines
Hold me. HOLD ME.

[Anonymous No.11447236]

>>11447201
So .... were guaranteed red? Yikes.

[Anonymous No.11447239]

>>11447184
SQQQ. Im loading up tomorrow.
TQQQ on monday

[Anonymous No.11447247]

>>11447234

[Anonymous No.11447252]

>>11447201
that in billions of dollars or what?

[Anonymous No.11447256]

>>11447236

I don't know about tomorrow but I am certainly betting that the fed is ready to crash this party in order to end Trump. The monthly and weekly technicals are all screaming sell, daily say oversold. I see a small comeback (dead cat bounce) followed by a HUGE risk off

[Anonymous No.11447273]

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.11447275]

>>11447252

Yes

[Anonymous No.11447283]

>>11447189
>GOP blows deficit up 17%
>Trump publicly advocates "printing money" verbatim
>Trump publicly advocates a "weak dollar"
>Trump publicly taunts the feds not to raise rates

What the fuck do you clowns expect? How could not expect them to start raising rates? And how can you call it political when Trump is the one calling them "crazy" it pretty much leaves them zero room not to raise rates because they are under massive pressure not to look political.

Its also not the feds fault Trump has spend the last 2 years desperately taking credit for the stock market and economy which is literally the only reason he is still at even 40% approval.

[Anonymous No.11447284]

>>11447256
Im loading up on puts next paycheque

[Anonymous No.11447289]

>>11447275
wew. I can't wait to load up on some Berkshire and Apple when the market pee pee poo poos itself near Nov 1

[Anonymous No.11447295]

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.11447296]

>>11447256
If they wanted to end trump they'd do this shit in 2020. But i think you're right, theyve got itchy trigger fingers. We'll see if the FUD works

[Anonymous No.11447311]

>>11447283
I knew bragging about the economy would bite him in the ass. I hope we do crash so he can gut those faggot as feds. Not one fucking kike banker went to prison for 2008. Selling loans you know will be defaulted on is fraud. Americans got raped and Jews made bank. Americans should hang all bankers.

[Anonymous No.11447315]

>>11447283
Implying you don't want to see the fed disbanded and have an end to central banking and fiat currency

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11447331]

The S&P 500 just completed 3 days where
● DAY 1 was up at least +1.4%
● DAY 2 closed within 0.1% of the day before
● DAY 3 was down at least -1.4%

This is the 7th time such a pattern has happened since 1950 and, I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't look good.

[Anonymous No.11447333]

>>11447201
How exactly does this work? Can your Fed wave a magic wand and say this amount of dollars no longer exist?

[Anonymous No.11447354]

>Futures pumping
Im not getting my hopes up this time

[Anonymous No.11447372]

is really happening,huh

trump taking the whole world to a economic crisis

[Anonymous No.11447393]

>>11447333
The way it works is that the fed was printing money en masse since 2008 to bail out the banks. They bought their shitty mortgage backed securities (2nd column) and began to buy govt debt (1st column) in the form of US treasuries. They also lowered the interest rates at which they lent money to zero. This create a market rally from March 2009 onward with a couple hiccups, namely the EU credit crisis in 2011 of whenever and China's bust in 2016. Needless to say, whenever the fed hikes interest rates, the market snaps at one point. This is the first time in history they are hiking rates AND selling off their balance sheet (selling off balance sheet = hoarding USD and taking it out of circulation, thereby driving interest up even more due to scarcity value of the dollar)

[Anonymous No.11447400]

>>11447372
there has been a currency crisis in the world every 30-40 years historically and we are over due, we were due in 2016. Nixon gold standard removal was last in 1970 then bretton woods in the 1940s. 30 years before that guess what happened?

[Anonymous No.11447401]

>>11447354
That's the bounce. Enjoy while it lasts, friends. It's been a pleasure. Bye everyone. I'll come back on mobile soon

[Anonymous No.11447408]

>>11447311
Rich people dont go to jail. This board is about getting rich i couldn't give a fuck less about what's morally right when it comes to money.
If you want to beat the jews you must play their game

[Anonymous No.11447415]

>>11447331
interesting. does the right side mean that if it recovered in the next 5 days it would be the first time ever, and we should expect an average 3.7% lower buy price than today? that would be terrific

[Anonymous No.11447419]

>>11447401
Wait.>>11447256 was the bounce you were talking about? I thought you meant like a two-day bull trap or something.

[Anonymous No.11447425]

>>11447408
I dont feel too sorry now anon, I mean if you were smart you would have done the math and wouldnt have signed up to buy a 400k 2 bedroom house.
Cant help stupid.
I do find it funny all the people, literally millions, just handed over their property to the bankers. They coulda revolted.

[Anonymous No.11447430]

What do you guys think of apps like Stash? I'm too autistic to deal with a real broker.

[Anonymous No.11447464]

>>11447419
>bull trap

Bear trap. It was a fake ass meme dip from the start. Things will be fine for at least a year.

[Anonymous No.11447465]

>>11447425
It is genuine stupidity that obama got elected by bashing banks after bailing them out.
>muh stimulus
There's a reason there's a 1% and it's that everyone is too stupid to figure this shit out
>>11447430
Stash is for NPCs. Autists do the research and learn how to work the system

[Anonymous No.11447496]

>nikkei

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11447503]

>>11447496
AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11447504]

>>11447465
>Stash is for NPCs. Autists do the research and learn how to work the system

What the fuck in an NPC?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11447526]

>>11447504
NPC spotted
>>11447496
>>11447503
>-1.45%
UNIRONICALLY FUCKED

[Anonymous No.11447527]

>>11447504
>what is a npc

[Anonymous No.11447540]

Shanghai will close at least -4% today

[Anonymous No.11447545]

Why the fuck are there so many fucking doomers in this thread? Do you really think any reasonable catalyst exists right now to cause a recession? The US economy has literally never been doing better, this dip will be over by the weekend and within a week we'll be back to pre-dip levels and after the US midterms we'll hit new record highs.
When will you people learn?
Stop projecting your own depression and doomer outlook on life onto the markets.
Stop acting like you actually know what you're doing when it comes to day trading. Grow a pair, buy the dip, hold, thank me in 12 months.

[Anonymous No.11447548]

Are we headed into another recession?

[Anonymous No.11447550]

>>11447545
>The US economy has literally never been doing better

Uh just like before the great depression?

[Anonymous No.11447555]

The NPCs are selling in fear.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11447560]

>>11447545
Shhh you dumb bull. Dreams now.

[Anonymous No.11447576]

what the fuck does the nikkei have to do with what the US market does tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.11447600]

>>11447504
You, newfriend

[Anonymous No.11447601]

>>11447550
I hope you hold 100% of your assets in precious metals since you're so convinced the world is ending? If not then shut the fuck up

[The Silver Shill No.11447617]

>>11447560
>>11447545

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11447619]

>>11447601
>he still thinks precious metals are a safe haven after a market crash

I don't know if you're underage or genuinely mentally retarded.

[Anonymous No.11447627]

>>11447496

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11447630]

>>11446478
AMD I really can't see it dipping under 25 now that Paypal had great earnings. Potential is to run up to 32 by Tuesday as hype builds.

[Anonymous No.11447633]

so when is the market recovering, tmrw or monday

[Anonymous No.11447636]

>>11447189
>>11447201
>>11447256
>>11447275
>>11447315
>>11447393
>>11447401

I see you, Yogi. I know what you're up to.

[Anonymous No.11447641]

>>11445340
shareholders had to vote recently on a 20-500:1 reverse split. Not sure how it turned out, I'd stay away

[Anonymous No.11447642]

>>11447619
Then I hope he's stocking up on fucking tins of baked beans. The point is still the same you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.11447646]

>>11447127
Yeh im on stake brother

[Anonymous No.11447649]

>>11447545
It's all about expectations. Faggots spread doom and can then feel relief when the market recovers and feel fine that they were wrong.

Meanwhile, I buy the dips.

[Anonymous No.11447687]

>>11447633
Never

[Anonymous No.11447688]

>>11447526
>>11447527
>>11447600
Ha ha le epic forced meme guys.

[The Silver Shill No.11447714]

>>11447688

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11447786]

corpses

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11447811]

>>11447688
Checked and NPC'd

[Anonymous No.11447818]

>tfw sold half my QQQ puts yesterday for a 90% loss but now the crash is real.

[The Silver Shill No.11447823]

I need a miracle and have the vxx drop to 31.5 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11447869]

China GDP and industrial production both missed expectations. S&P futures dropped a few points.

[Anonymous No.11447877]

>>11447786
Eat your relish, you degenerate!

[DeLillo'sCosmopolis No.11447879]

Bring the nikkeifukkkkk

[Anonymous No.11447891]

DAILY REMINDER TO LONG GE

[Anonymous No.11447945]

>S&P500 and Nasdaq futures positive
>Entire thread is people spamming recession and to sell

Now I remember why I ditched this thread for /r/wallstreetbets.

[The Silver Shill No.11447957]

>>11447945

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11447988]

>>11447945
That's what they want you to think, goy

[Anonymous No.11447994]

>>11447945
All markets in the world that are open -1%, non open market guessed to be up .2%. Do the math, chief.

[Anonymous No.11448014]

>>11447786
thanks for all the spy charts and analysis
we gonna make it to the chinese swamps

[Anonymous No.11448039]

>>11447945

[Anonymous No.11448053]

>>11447818

Can you sell puts that you buy?

Say I buy a put and it's worth $1 at the time.

I check back in a week and the put is now worth $1.20.

Can I sell it for profit?

[Anonymous No.11448064]

>>11448053
That is what most people do.

[Pourman No.11448068]

>>11448053
yeah you don't have to wait till they expire.

[Anonymous No.11448069]

>>11447994
>Garbage markets that don't matter are down -1%.
>Only market that matters and compromises 50% of world economy is up 0.3%

I did the math and it looks good. Why exactly do you think other markets matter? America has destroyed every other country for years. Compare SPY to the other garbage countries index.

[Anonymous No.11448081]

>>11446988
You dont mean that.

[Anonymous No.11448083]

>>11448069
Can't read very well, eh? The market is not open.

[Anonymous No.11448103]

>>11448083
I never said it was. learn to take your own advise and read.

[Pourman No.11448105]

>>11448083
futures are, and they're usually the driving force behind spy and such. If spy goes back up tomorrow, it'll be a bear trap for sure.

[Anonymous No.11448107]

>>11448103
>Only market that matters and compromises 50% of world economy is up 0.3%
How can that which is not open be up?

[Pourman No.11448121]

>>11448107
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mini_S%26P

[Pourman No.11448126]

>>11448107
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures-streaming-chart

[Anonymous No.11448236]

>>11447945
stocks don't even hold their gains anymore.

[Anonymous No.11448276]

>>>11448258
>>>11448258
>>>11448258
NEW BREAD

[Anonymous No.11448382]

>>11445278
Yup, that was me. Nice way to burn $1500

[Anonymous No.11448788]

>>11447333
yeah they just take all the shitty assets they bought during qe and sell them back into the market. The cash they get for that they take out to the parking lot and burn it.

[Anonymous No.11449270]

>>11446971
Hello, pastaleaf. When did you start coming over here?

[Anonymous No.11449566]

>>11445208
Both of those companies are up to their eyeballs in debt