Wagecuck toilet thread

[Anonymous No.11440722]

Who hiding in toilet taking a 30 min shit at their wagecuck right now?

[Anonymous No.11440740]

>>11440722
Total Chad move

[Anonymous No.11440771]

Convert all your poops into Nerva on TradeOgre

[Anonymous No.11441170]

Congrats on this thread, /biz/, seriously.

[Anonymous No.11441209]

>>11440722
Hell yeah brother, this is where my crypto trading happens.

[Anonymous No.11441228]

Lmao imagine being confined to one location majority of your pathetic day

Tradie master race

[Anonymous No.11441361]

>>11440722
Doing it right now

[Anonymous No.11441422]

The absolute state of wagies...

[Anonymous No.11441441]

>>11440722
I do it twice a day
My toilets look way more comfy
Have a nice shit brother

[Anonymous No.11441532]

>>11440722
HI frens

[Anonymous No.11441564]

>>11440722
wagieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh wagieeeee times up!!!! need to report back to the DESK LMFAO

[Anonymous No.11441625]

>>11441564
DELET pls

[Anonymous No.11441699]

screencapped from a recent shit at work thread

[Anonymous No.11441991]

ROund 2 boys

[Anonymous No.11442049]

>>11441991
show cock already faggot

[Anonymous No.11442433]

I used to do this, but then they installed a minute ticker. Have to press a button each 15 minutes or the door opens. Oh we only have a single toilet.

[Anonymous No.11442457]

Never change /biz/, never change.

[Anonymous No.11442478]

Poor wagies. I'm still in bed. I thought about getting up half an hour ago but decided to just roll over instead.

[Anonymous No.11442507]

based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11442555]

>>11440722
i used to sleep in the toilet 2 or 3 times a day for 30 to 60 minutes each. Sleeping in that unkomfortable and sometimes cold place was better than the wagecuck life

[Anonymous No.11442565]

Browsing /biz/ while taking a shit at work right now
>I’m being payed to shit! HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.11442575]

All these godless scum with trou around ankles - didn't your fathers ever teach you not to drag your clothes through other peoples piss and shit? Use the trouser hook that's what it's there for

[Anonymous No.11442583]

I'm going every full hour for 10-15 minutes

[Anonymous No.11442592]

THIS THREAD

[Anonymous No.11442600]

>>11442575
I get completely naked at my desk before even going to the bathroom

[Anonymous No.11442731]

How to cuck your wagies by Mr. Shekelstein:

>don't hire anybody to clean the bathroom so it's too disgusting to loiter in
>actively punish anybody who attempts to clean the bathroom

[Anonymous No.11442743]

>>11442575
This

[Anonymous No.11442803]

>>11440722
>>11441699

I've actually been doing this since before puberty when I accidentally discovered how good it feels. In fact I've cultivated my entire diet and lifestyle around taking positively enormous shits.

For breakfast I will ALWAYS eat a half pound of celery and a cup of cottage cheese, then lunch is ALWAYS steamed broccoli, cauliflower, and chickpeas, my loser coworkers always stare as I eat this in my office every day without fail in my tuperware brought from home, then dinner is a single piece of chicken or fish with a side of steamed carrots and peas.

I cannot describe to you the ecstasy and euphoria I experience when in the middle of the day my stomach emits a loud sound as it pushes along the four pound turd train, every movement towards my rectum releasing copious amounts of adrenaline, my forehead will bead with sweat and my eyes will dilate as I stand in line for the copy machine, not one coworker realising what an absolutely monstrous shit phallus they are a mere few feet away from, hiding in my gut.

When the time finally comes, usually after four or five days, I prepare my self with intense meditation and try to savour every moment as the time draws nearer. I actually had to move to the top floor of a building just to get enough water pressure to consume my terrifying dump.

When I begin to evacuate my precious load, the room is completely silent, my sweat is turning to steam as my knees shake and slap each other, blood drains from my face as my knuckles turn white from gripping the side of my sink, my vision starts to turn black as I enter a world of pure pleasure. Then all of a sudden, followed immediately by a gust of wind, the turd drops with such force it self flushes. I haven't bought toilet paper in years as I have no need with the kind of shits I take.

Plebs will never know this state of being, it is reserved for the most patrician of individuals. I then go to bed and sleep the sleep of kings.

[Anonymous No.11442829]

>>11442803
WTF dude
You guys are something else.

[Anonymous No.11442999]

>>11442803
I just drink a buttload of coffee and shit once a day like a king.
>>11440722
Shitting at work is nice and all, but who here hides in the toilet at work to masturbate too?
I always bring my phone with me in the bathroom, I browse porn while I shit, then fap in the toilet. Often coming on my own shit before I flush. And I do it all on company WiFi, I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.11443078]

>>11442999
I've done it. Bathroom faps at school were more exciting though

[Anonymous No.11443173]

>tfw starting to get skidmarks
Like HOW THE FUCK, I wipe till I fucking bleed, yet suddenly there's marks later in the day.

[Anonymous No.11443222]

>>11443078
I'll one up you
Shower stall faps after karate class

[Anonymous No.11443298]

>>11442803
amazing, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.11443475]

>>11443173
Sweaty crack syndrome. Improve your seating my man

[Anonymous No.11443776]

>>11443173
shave your asshole (unironically), make sure you're cleaning your ass with water and not just toilet paper and also apply baby powder

[Anonymous No.11443820]

>>11441699
>taking a shit is 5mn loss
what the fuck, my shits take 30 seconds max. I just loosen up and they slide right out like logs out of a flue. I eat a fuck ton of nuts and stay super hydrated tho.

[Anonymous No.11443892]

>>11442999
>>11443078
I've done it in middle of Church service

[Anonymous No.11443902]

>>11443892
And in the middle of class

[Anonymous No.11443924]

>>11443892
I've had the priest do it for me.
;_;

[Anonymous No.11443938]

>>11443924
I would actually have this fat bitch give me blowjobs behind the church. There was a parking lot.

[Anonymous No.11443962]

>>11442803
anon, i have no words, you made emotional with that story

[Anonymous No.11444375]

>>11443776
This
>not having a pack of wet wipes in your drawer or stored somewhere while you’re working

[Anonymous No.11445041]

I only poop in the nude
Am I white guys?

[Anonymous No.11445254]

>>11440722
kek i remember these days. used to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom every hour or two. its only a matter of time before you quit or get fired like i did.

[Anonymous No.11445324]

[Anonymous No.11445940]

>>11440722
>>11441209
>>11441361
>>11441532
>>11441991
>>11442731

[Anonymous No.11446039]

You guys sure are swanky in those ivory towers

[Anonymous No.11446050]

I work outside so I just squeeze one out and keep going

[Anonymous No.11446058]

>>11445324
I prefer an object like a metal bin below a single leg, it distends your ass to impressive levels and you clean wipe around 74% of times

[Anonymous No.11446201]

newbrap

[Anonymous No.11446272]

>>11442803
Audibly kek'd

[Anonymous No.11446731]

Ausfag here, a little early for my 11am

[Anonymous No.11446746]

>>11440722
>>11441209
>>11441361
>>11441532
>>11441991
>>11442731
>>11446039
>>11446731

This is my fetish. Keep posting.

[Anonymous No.11447953]

>>11441699
what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.11447995]

>>11441422
Why does that chad have a pussy instead of a big cock

[Anonymous No.11448011]

>>11441699
Based and redpilled, but actually unironically

[Anonymous No.11448020]

getting paid to shit rocks bros

t Los Angelesssssss

[Anonymous No.11448022]

>>11442803
An absolute legend

[Anonymous No.11448033]

Reporting in, I take three shits a day.

[Anonymous No.11448045]

>>11442803
godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.11448071]

>>11447995
having a dick is fucking gay