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11422721 No.11422721 [Reply] [Original]

Annon, seriously, you have a problem, you must stop gambling on BitMex. It's for your own good.

>YES! I'm giving you the: "Shorting is gambling" talk.
>YES IT'S HAPPENING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
>ANNON!!!! LISTEEENN!!
>THAT'S IT... ANNON!!!
>IF YOU DON'T STOP GAMBLING.
>I... I... I WILL REVOKE YOUR NEET STATUS!!!
>(don't give me that look)
>I PROMISE I WILL DO IT!
>SO, I GIVE YOU 1 HOUR!
>SAY GOODBYE TO GAMBLING ON BITMEX.

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>>11422721
Ok! I'm done... you're no longer a NEET, annon!
Goodbye!

>> No.11422841

>>11422721

It's too late. 5 Sept was the date I lost my last Satoshi on BitMEX. I stopped being a neet, and now have joined the land of wagecuckistan. Why didn't I listen to everybody.

>> No.11422851

>>11422721
You realise that a 1x short is literally safer than holding?

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>>11422841
Anon, I... come here give me a hug.

>>11422851
Go away you evil jew!

>> No.11422989

>>11422973
Do you have brain damage? GIVE ME YOUR SHEKELS

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>>11422989
Put the SHEKELS in the bag anon-chan