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Guys please you have to help me. Please tell me what does it feel Like? Im a 33 year old virgin with social crippling anxiety who has never experienced sex with a real woman and I really need to know. I'm going insane I've contemplated suicide because I'm still a Virgin and I really don't know what to do to fix my self. I bought ripple last year at $0.008 usd and sold in the December highs so money is no longer an issue for me. I can't get over the fact though that women make me insanely scared. Any time I get within 10 feet of a woman I begin to have a hard time breathing and nervousness. My hands shake and I begin to sweat underneath all my layers of clothing I wear 3 layers usually so people don't smell my bad odour from the excessive sweating.

I really can't stand it guys every fucking time I go out into public I need to interact with women and it makes me a nervous wreck. Its gotten so bad I can't even go to restraunts anymore because when a female waitress approaches in the tight dresses I can't function. I begin sweating, sometimes in extreme cases I get chest pains and need to go outside for some fresh air to recover.

I'm really at the end of my road here guys. I have more than enough money to never worry about anything but I can't get over this power women have over me. The way they look as soon as I get eye contact or even worse all of these symptoms start happening. What's even worse is sometimes I studder and then they smirk at me which makes my other symptoms even worse. Please guys I'm fucking begging you i need your help. I'm from Toronto Canada so if any leafs here wouldn't mind meeting up and helping me im willing to pay you $95,000 Canadian to help me figure out how to talk to women and not get nervous around them. I'm so fucking desperate words can't even begin to describe my current situation. I need to know what sex feels like but first I need to know how to get over my social crippling anxieties. You guys helped me before. Please help.

>> No.11422487

Just be confident man you made a fortune why would you worry what others think. Just be confident girls will fuck you its not that big of a deal..... girls want sex just as badly as men

>> No.11422493

not even leaf but for $95k CAD i'd fly to you and spend the 3 months of my tourist visa coaching you
pretty sure at that price point you can get just anyone to bite, including competent people

>> No.11422522

Go to a high class Escort and slowly build your confidence from there. Also who is Pic related?

>> No.11422541

>>11422365
Sex is whatever. Jacking off is way better. Sex is more about self validation that u nailed some hottie. This wears off after like 20 fucks, max.

Trust me. Ur better off. Bitches cost too much money and validation is a pathetic concept.

>> No.11422579
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11422579

Post proof of wealth. Fellow leafy might just have the thing for u

>> No.11422597

Stop posting this dumb thread faggot

>> No.11422637

>>11422541
100% true
I've been married for 7 years
With this same lady for 10 years
We still have sex about 4 days a week
Trust me, your not missing anything

>> No.11422646

if this post is legit, you probably have some traumatic early life experiences that played over and over in your mind that it causes an irrational reaction
You should take mushrooms or MDMA and melt that response away from your programming
if you don't want to do drugs go to a psychologist or something (but I've found drugs were better for me because I don't like/trust "professionals")

>> No.11422674

>>11422487
meme response lol

>> No.11422689

>>11422541
Throat fucking is better than sex though.

>> No.11422838

>>11422689
That's just getting some bitch to jack you off with your mouth.

>> No.11422861

You are a fucking faggot that was never meant to make it.

Any man with balls in your situation would have gone ER a long time ago

Chop off your balls you fucking pussy

>> No.11422880

>>11422541
Lol @ this bullshit.

Sex is like oxygen: it only.matters if you're not getting as much as you need. Please shut the fuck up saying it doesn't mean anything, you would be more fucked up than OP if you couldn't get laid

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>>11422365
Go out into a different city and embarrass yourself. You're nobody to other people, and you're barely a side character in someone else's life. No one will remember you. Even if you decided to confront your social anxiety and stutter while asking some random girl out and she says no, she'll probably brag about being nervously asked out by some extra and then forget about it. Do that long enough and you stop caring which ends up translating into confidence.

>> No.11422956

>>11422365
$95k is enough to regularly fuck a different 10/10 model every single week for a year straight.

>> No.11422963

>>11422951

this unironically - other people are so concerned about their own lives that they don't give a fuck

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>>11422365
Leaf here, I'm a neet in the streets but a Chad in the sheets. I understand anxiety and depression as I suffer from both myself, but I'm also quite adept at picking up women, I could probably give you quite a bit of help, located in Vancouver but I have family in Ontario so coming to Toronto to help wouldn't be a big deal for me. Want to talk more?

>> No.11423030

>>11422365
Come with me on my sex vacation to Thailand next month. We can take a tab of acid to work out your negative energy while we explore. Then we can fuck a bunch of sex workers. I'm relatively wealthy too so no need to pay me anything.

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11423037

HIRE PROSTITUTES

/thread

>> No.11423048

>>11422365


>>11422646
unironically this

>download tor and go to dreammarket
>find some leaf vendor
>order 10tabs of whatever lsd or 10 grams of shrooms
>take them at your penthouse
>????????
>profit

it worked for me and it will work for you too bc this is how this shit works. MDMA is an option too but you need a friend for that imo. I know this sounds all dangerous and whatifidontrecoverfromthetripping bullshit but at this point isnt it better than hanging urself?? change your life OP
(and change mine too;))
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>> No.11423089

>>11422365
The best way I have learned to deal with women is to treat them like men. They are used to being pampered and put on pedestals that it will throw them off. Honestly dude, women are just people. They love to drink, eat, sleep, fuck, waste time, and spend money. You are treating them like they're so special lol. Trust me when I say that they're not. Treat them like you treat your friends and family. Being a virgin just means you're gonna suck several times at sex so you could just go get some hookers first. Wear a condom and godspeed Anon

>> No.11423102

>>11422365

>I'm going insane I've contemplated suicide because I'm still a Virgin

It's hard for me to contemplate how truly low IQ a person must have to think that somehow non-reproductive fornication is an absolutely essential part of life. There are a good many things a person can and should feel guilty and ashamed for not doing, but sticking your willy into a lady is not one of them. Good for you if you can do it, but if you can't, get over it you cretin.

>> No.11423136

>>11422365
Nobody ever fucking told you to go to a psychiatrist?

Accept you are sick, man. Look for a good psychiatrist and a shrink. You are not looking for pick-up artist bullshit or drug abuse like the children here are saying.

>> No.11423227 [DELETED] 

>1 post by this ID
>20+ replies

ffs /biz/

>> No.11423324

>>11422365
You need medical help and therapy. You sound clinically depressed. No about of advice will help you if you are sick.

>> No.11423392

>>11422365
you know reading posts like this really makes me think.

i personally have zero issues with women and can pretty much get laid whenever i want BUT i'm broke af and have been for as long as i can remember.

when i read your post i think to myself 'wow why does this guy even care about this shit if he has all this money', but then i realize that my desire for money is pretty much as strong as your desire to get laid.

if i were to extrapolate the issues i have with making money, then i'm sure that there is no easy fix to your issues.

good luck anon. i don't really have any advice for you any better than what others have given you, but if you're serious on the meeting up part, there seems to be heaps of people here who are willing to help, especially the ones who aren't looking to get paid. meeting with someone who's good with women will be your best bet.

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>tfw touchless 28yo virgin who never seen a naked chick IRL

>> No.11423415

>>11423406
Go to hooker

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>>11423415
I dont know how any of that works

>> No.11423719

>>11423433
You know what Google is? Try it.
based on your net worth you search for your city + 5 dollar hooker or high class escort.

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>>11422365
The Rational Male and CBD oil. Your welcome