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Current state of affairs edition.

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous Edition
>>11365924

>> No.11367419

>>11367388
0 sum game

>> No.11367420
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These puts are the only thing keeping my profile afloat. and for some fucking reason F is positive

>> No.11367440
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11367440

short the vix
Long nasdaq

>> No.11367449

Rally was fake, we're going down.

>> No.11367457
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OH NO NO NO

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Dead cat bounce they said, market would recover to half of its previous candle they said.

>> No.11367480

What tech stocks are you guys feeling during this discount sale?

>> No.11367482
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>>11367449
More like
WE ARE FUCKING GOING DOOOOOWN !!!!

>> No.11367495

>>11367480
tsla

>> No.11367497
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The dude weed is coiled up tight. Bunch of stuff in narrow range approaching tip of descending triangles. Breakouts may start during power hour today.

>> No.11367502
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OGEN better not flash-crash again.

>> No.11367505

SHIT SHIT SHIT WHERE'S THE SUPPORT.

>> No.11367515
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>>11367397
>/smg/
>btc chart

>> No.11367517

>>11367440

Long VIX and short NDAQ

>> No.11367518
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>>11367440
how to go long on the kong

>> No.11367521
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>>11367505
Ya'all fucked now

>> No.11367529
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>>11367517

>> No.11367558

>>11367529
I panic sold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXXEt8J9NRA

>> No.11367560

>>11367397
shorting the tech bubble was a good idea.

>> No.11367570

I ain't sellin shit. I'll check back on robinhood in a year if my optimistic limit sells haven't occurred.

>> No.11367580

Cancel your limit sells and ride the wave people, unless you think the companies will go bankrupt.

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>>11367558

>> No.11367584

ahhhhhhhh it's going up again!!!!!!! Where's the bogs and weak handed faggots when you need them.

>> No.11367585

>>11367480
Buy CY at 12.50
Buy Nano at 20
There are expensive ones two, but this is /biz/

>> No.11367599

You fags bitched about me making threads so often but so far we’ve had threads made before 200 replies, threads with no edition, threads with no subject, and now a thread with a crypto chart.

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>>11367529
>>11367558
/biz/ BTFO

>> No.11367603

I just expanded my margin. Give me a reason to pull the trigger

>> No.11367616

>>11367599
Who cares, it’s just a thread to talk stocks. We already know what’s going on here. Do we really need memes and a half assed market tutorial in every OP?

>> No.11367618
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Who's ready for the rally tomorrow??

>> No.11367622

Recovery is not allowed....
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.11367643

thoughts on IDT?
flash in the pan or on the road to recovery?

>> No.11367653

>>11367618
It's been two decades and she's still the gold standard.

>> No.11367659
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11367659

>tfw OGEN is above my principal again

>> No.11367663

We bear now, short everything

>> No.11367670

This is the best you've got Bogs? I'm not even at my all time low

>> No.11367672
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11367672

Hey SMG
I'm thinking of taking a job in America. As a Canadian I've heard this can fuck up my tax shit.

Will I end up losing money doing this? I've heard things happen with my TFSAs etc, but I'm really tired of living in Canada. If I take a job and eventually a greencard/citizenship do you think it will be worth it financially?

>> No.11367676

>>11367616
What made /smg/ and it’s predecessor /rgt/ so great was the quality of its OP post. Better than any other on 4chin. Now we’re becoming the Comcast of generals.

>> No.11367677

I just saw a Bull gore a fucking bear right through his bear face.

>> No.11367678
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>>11367659
I need 1.67 before I'm even. Should have bought more yesterday.

>> No.11367697

>>11367677
Fat lady hasn't sung yet...

>> No.11367698

>>11367677
Oh that just pissed off all the bears and now they're crossing that support line.

>> No.11367704

>>11367480
Amazon is a no brainer
After December it's going to be at least $2500

>> No.11367706
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11367706

>this way the moon

>> No.11367707

>>11367672
Yes fuck canada. Fuck canadian taxes
>>11367676
You’re right. But understand this is a state of emergency. There’s no time to get fancy, niggas dying out here
>>11367663
>sell low

>> No.11367717

The Bart up is imminent

>> No.11367728
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The name's Doctor Doom

>> No.11367734

>>11367676
/rgt/ was shit
/rhg/ was the last time it was good

>> No.11367750

>>11367704

didn't know Bezos shitposted on here.

>> No.11367757
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>>11367672
If your making 20% more than you are in Canada doing it, and your not gonna pollute AMERICA with your Canadian socialist bullshit, yes.

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11367764

So where do we speculate the bottom is? I want to buy some etf's.

>> No.11367773
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Thats IT, ive had it with these punk ass bears!

>> No.11367776
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11367776

I just exited all my long positions i.e. sold all my etfs and stocks. 3% loss since yesterday but what gives.
did I do this right?

>> No.11367778

>>11367750
It's got a 90% BUY rating
Retail stores are literally going bankrupt because of them

>> No.11367779

>>11367750
Atleast when elon shitposted here about 380 it actually happened right after because he shitposted on twitter like 2 days later.

>> No.11367780
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>>11367599
Your the hero we need but not the hero we deserve. When I do it we always end up with two threads split between anime and 3dp. At this point I assume it’s intentional.

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I just bought some SNAP calls

im gunna make it r-right?

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>>11367780
>>11367599
Friendly reminder that ALL new threads MUST start with an anime OP.

>> No.11367806

The bears just heard there's a bunch of picnic baskets at $273.

>> No.11367813
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>>11367773
Too right, mate! PUNK ASS BEARS!

>> No.11367819

I'm pulling my 800k, fuck you faggots for telling me to hodl yesterday

>> No.11367838

>>11367797
Strike price?

>> No.11367843

>>11367776
No
If you didn’t sell before the big swing down you don’t sell after. You just hold. You’ve sold way too low, someone just got a hot deal thanks to you.
>>11367819
>capitulating
We’re getting closer

>> No.11367846

>>11367480
I went ahead and bought $now today.

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>>11367804
This nya

>> No.11367869
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S&P 500 is about to lose 200 ma support.

>> No.11367870

>>11367819
Hold out. Or be a weak loss confirming tosser

>> No.11367883
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>>11367780
Well I won’t have much time for it for a while so y’all better get it squared away I guess.
>>11367804
No

>> No.11367886

>>11367838
nov 2 7.5

figured it might get some covering before earnings only bought 2 might sell one before earnings hold the other till after.. worth a gamble

>> No.11367889

>>11367804
I even made custom anime OP images, alas, the double thread curse.

>> No.11367903

surely we will pump from now till close since all the small spec is short.

>> No.11367916

>>11367886
You're boned mate. Sell that option as soon as it rolls above your purchase price.

I work in advertising, Snap is the laughingstock of social programmatic

>> No.11367919

Everyone ITT needs to quit their bitching

Everyone with two braincells to rub together saw this correction/bear market/possible recession coming, and now that it's come it's not even that bad
This is a nice warning dip giving you plenty of time to get out and into cash or some other hedge

>> No.11367922

still havent recovered from this overall week but my stcoks are holding green its a good day frens

>> No.11367924

>>11367870
Kek, this is what everyone told the crypto fags in February.

>Just hodl! It'll be okay!

Look at them now.

>> No.11367926

>>11367869
we already lost it today and went back above it, not sure we will get above it if sour instead of power

>> No.11367929

>>11367916
>I work in advertising, Snap is the laughingstock of social programmatic
i'm looking at the trading aspect not the company. It's just a gamble...

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11367930

How's rkg holding up

>> No.11367941

Is IBM a buy or naw?

>> No.11367944

>>11367924
Crypto hasn't existed for more than a decade, whereas Bogle style long hold investing has held up for a century.

>> No.11367946

OGEN ftw

>> No.11367949

>>11367919
It’s a fakeout. No recession, no bm. February 2.0

>> No.11367956

>>11367929
You're setting money on fire if you expect Snap to rebound.

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the only people who haven't sold yet will sell before the end of the day. screen cap this.

>> No.11367969

>>11367963
cant wait to have majority ownership in the SPY

>> No.11367979
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>>11367956
its just a gamble bro.. worry about your own shit holy fuck man

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Meanwhile

>> No.11367982

>>11367969
i'm going to end up putting a ton of spy on some faggot tomorrow.

>> No.11367993

>>11367979
don't post your dumb moves if you don't want to be criticized.

>> No.11368002

>>11367979
Why ask if you're going to make it, and then claim 'its just a gamble, don't think too hard about it, just b urself'

>> No.11368008

>>11367993
i already told him once and he keeps going.... come on man tell me once i'll tell you once.. you aren't going to convince me.. also i bet he doesn't even have a position

>> No.11368014

>>11367930
(S)he's fine... Thanks for asking...

>> No.11368023

>>11368008
My position is in FB, bought in low, holding for the duration.

Why would I have a position in a company I think will fail and has little hope of an upswing in the short-mid term?

>> No.11368024
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>>11368002
why so serious?

>> No.11368030

The bulls are trying another offensive, didn't they see what happend to the last guy that bought here?

>> No.11368037

>buying or holding FANG

>> No.11368048

>>11368023
>Why would I have a position in a company I think will fail
its called buying a put or going short lol. I usually always have bearish positions in companies i think are going to fail. SNAP i think is going to continue the down trend for awhile but i think it'll have a pop.. i'm not looking to "invest" in it lmao

>> No.11368051

>>11367930
that slut put her whole 400k margin account on SPY long, all the banks saw it and decided to take it

>> No.11368058
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>>11368051
Be nice to her

>> No.11368064
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Can you guess which one is a bear ETF?

>> No.11368073

>>11368058
I would do that and I'm not even into traps.

>> No.11368074
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>>11368051

>> No.11368081

middle one

>> No.11368082

>>11368048
Short is too pricey right now. Would rather buy TSLA, FB, and VOO/VTI and hold.

>> No.11368088

>>11367560
>what is hindsight bias
you could've said the same thing 3 years ago and get absolutely btfo

>> No.11368094

This is called a cat trap. Shit's gapping down tomorrow when all the banks come out and say we're not making any fucking money.

>> No.11368096

>>11368064
2nd is exact inverse of 3rd

>> No.11368145
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>>11367397
Well I lost everything shorting amazon, I'm gonna meet my waifu soon, see you boys on the other side

>> No.11368149

>>11367941
300% overvalued

It's a sell

>> No.11368164
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>>11368064
2nd one

>> No.11368180

>>11368164
whats a guy doing in the ladies room?

>> No.11368210
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whats happening,bros

are we holding up?

>> No.11368211
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>>11367480
>longest bull run in history soon
>literally a decade of massive inflation that almost solely went into stocks & housing
>discount sale
nigger have fun with your shares

>> No.11368227

>>11368145
How did you manage that when its down almost 10% this week?

>> No.11368233

>>11368211
dont forget that the whole thing was propped up by money that was created out of thin air that is being called back into the clutches of the small group that controls the supply of dollars in circulation.

>> No.11368260

>>11367480
SNAP is looking good today. I think its going to rally back up soon to an ATH after Google announces that theyre buying the platform to mime more dat-err, challenge Facebook.

>> No.11368277

All in on SQQQ, which color should I get my Lambo in?

>> No.11368279
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>>11367397
Friendly reminder

>> No.11368294

are we going to close at the low again?

>> No.11368297

Bottom is falling out. Tommorow is doomsday.

>> No.11368349
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>>11367397
When is the last call going to be for weed stocks before we shoot to the moon? What should I buy before weed becomes legal in Canada?

>> No.11368353

If you haven't sold everything yet use this bounce to do so. Thank me later.

>> No.11368435

>>11368353
so, keep SQQQ?

>> No.11368454

>>11368353
I don't see the bounce, everything is still going down
what the fuck are you talking about

>> No.11368461
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>tfw still green

>> No.11368462

Fucking Jews,

>> No.11368464

>>11368353
Anyone want to tell me why I shouldn't buy MU and just sit on it? They have great stats and good value.

>> No.11368470

>>11368454
you don't use 30 second candles?

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We're going to the most extreme levels of fear

>> No.11368487
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>>11368470
>day trading

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Another -800 points down today...mike tyson ceo hard at work for you

>> No.11368512

I'm leverage shorting the fuck out of everything and making tons of money

>> No.11368526
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STOP SELLING RIGHT THIS INSTANT. I MEAN IT.

>> No.11368527

How the fuck is the brazilian Bovespa holding so well despite everything bleeding so much?

>> No.11368531
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Anyone wanna watch some anime after markets close? My pal keeps bailing on me and I have a UStream. If not I will never mention this again, and if anyone is I will set something up at 6 CDT.

>> No.11368532

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.11368534

keep mooning PURA

>> No.11368535
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>>11368470
>30 second candles

>> No.11368537

>sell
>market recovers a bit
>buy
>market go down
>sell
>market recovers a bit

the life of a /biz/let

>> No.11368544

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11368555
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>>11368537
That's why you buy & hold

>> No.11368558

well, it's shitting the bed now. time to hit the bottle.

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this sell volume am unreal
what is this

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>was +$130
>now -$80
ENOUGH. Let me have just one tiny green day.

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>>11367397

A P O L O G I Z E

>> No.11368575
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11368576

>>11368555
says the guy in 1928

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>> No.11368608

>>11367462
who is they anon? why did you listen to anyone but your instincts? This one has been obvious for a while, tbqh.

>> No.11368613

>>11368576
> 30 to 40 years later he's fine (normal investment horizon when you start out)
> You should put in additional capital periodically, so you'd also buy the 1933 dip

>> No.11368616

>>11368569
Smart money

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MAKE IT STOP

SHUT DOWN THE MARKETS

>> No.11368618
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>still up 6% today

eat shit FANG
value > growth
health care/utilities > tech

>> No.11368620
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DJIA a shit! A SHIT!

>> No.11368622

>>11368575
Me and you both buddy. I should have listened to you weeks ago.

>> No.11368636

>>11368573
I've lost $600 a day 3 times in the past 2 weeks. You'll be ok.

>> No.11368639
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>> No.11368640

Rev up them circuit breakers!!

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271

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>>11368622
its gets better.

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MOMMYYYY

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>>11368620
What on earth. Was there some news? DAMAGE REPORT! GODDAMIT.

>> No.11368657

>>11368618
What are you holding? S&P 500 healthcare and utilities are red.

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GIVE ME ALL YOUR CRASHING PEPES

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SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.11368669

I was told this was only going to be a slight dip to adjust to rising interest rates...

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how long do you goys think this waterslide will last

next wednesday maybe

>> No.11368677

Now that everything is on sale what should I scoop up?

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>>11368636
I'm down around -$2,000 from 30 days if this day ends red. Yesterday I lost $700 alone.

>> No.11368680

>>11368574
COMRADE

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270 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>11368657
see >>11368461

GALT and VTGN
They're both small-cap biotech stocks
I'm planning on hedging with utilities when these positions close

>> No.11368688

Just buy SQQQ you dummkopfs. Feeling pretty damn comfy

>> No.11368691

ITS KANYE WEST FAULT, FUCK TRUMP

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So this is as bad as February at this point

>> No.11368701

>>11368616
no way this have for be emotional money panicing ;_;
smart money would never just... dump like that

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IM LOSING ENTIRE PAYCHECKS OF MONEY EVERY SINGLE DAY

IMPEACH THE ORANGE MADMAN THIS INSTANT

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>>11368686
HEY. Where's your pink wojak??

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OH NO NO NO

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>> No.11368730

Big Yikes

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11368738

What a bounce.

>> No.11368740

we are going up bois
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.11368748

Where can I get live charts

>> No.11368750

>>11368738
pure fucking market manipulation

>> No.11368751

Is this it lads? The big fall is here?

>> No.11368756

>>11368740
NPC's don't have anything left to sell.

>> No.11368759

lol holy shit that was great

>> No.11368763

it begins

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>>11368738
meow

>> No.11368770

Let me tell you guys how to invest:
> Buy periodically, for example every month. If you can buy more often due to very low or no transaction fees, buy more frequently
> Buy a fixed $ amount every time (f.e. $1000 every month)
> Buy regardless of whether the market goes up or down, just do it every month
> Diversify, buy index ETFs (MSCI World is a good example)
> Put in additional capital (f.e. 1 month's worth) for every 10% drop
> Don't expect to get rich quick, have an investment horizon of at least 20 years
> NEVER SELL
> Apply the above rules for 90% of your portfolio
> Allow yourself 10% of your portfolio to do dumb shit like day trade, option gambling, meme stocks etc.

>> No.11368774

when's a good time to start buying the dip?

>> No.11368782
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1300 points in two days isn't that big of a deal, right?

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>>11368705
no own any pinkies
this closet image have X.X

>> No.11368797

>>11368770
if i wanted to invest i wouldn't be shit posting on a french gambling website.

>> No.11368798

>>11368774
Monday

>> No.11368815

>>11368740
NOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11368816

>>11368782
Nah man, this is what we have all been waiting for. We WANT it to keep going down bros

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POWER HOUR INBOUND IN 3 MINUTES

>> No.11368828

>>11368774
Probably within a day or two of midterms.

>> No.11368830
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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE...

FLOOOOOOR

>> No.11368838

>>11368774
S&P 2000

>> No.11368844
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Who's having pic related for dinner?

>> No.11368852

>>11368844
Not me or you

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heh....at least AMD is green today

>> No.11368861

>>11368770
i buy $500 twice a month and already got roasted on my purchase last week, do i really want to buy again next week? shit looks awful my friend

>> No.11368862
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Who the hell is propping this shit up? burn it the fuck down already

>> No.11368863

>>11368838
S&P 500*

>> No.11368868

>>11368838
>Answering when with a what
Not sure if stupid or profound

>> No.11368872
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Here we go, lads. Green time.

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i want to throw up.

>> No.11368877

>>11368868
>>11368863
sorry, I meant "buy when the S&P 500 hits 2000"

>> No.11368879

>>11368868
no digits so ignore

>> No.11368882

>>11368770
>buy MSCI World
Gay.

>> No.11368888 [DELETED] 

>>11368872
Check s&p 500

>> No.11368890

>>11368862
Im okay with the crash delaying. Its funny watching people get burnt trying to buy low.

>> No.11368897

Just buy indexes you morons and spend your time getting a real job. I made 16% last year doing nothing and could focus on my work to maximize income

>> No.11368898

>>11368877
I know, I also mean buy when the S&P 500 hits 500

>> No.11368906

>>11368898
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>> No.11368908

I warned you all with bobo pics before I went to work

>> No.11368911

>>11368861
Imagine buying throughout the crash of 2008-2009. Your return would be terrible for maybe a year but you would have experienced the longest bull market in history. Letting emotions (fear) dictate your trades means missing out on the biggest gains.

>> No.11368921

On one hand, I've lost like 10% of my portfolio over the past week, on the other hand, I have another 3 months worths of paycheck ready to throw in once the big one is over.

>> No.11368931

>>11368911
i did that, i sold all my citibank i bought in 2008 today

>> No.11368934
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Trade S&P they said
its stable they said, good risk management they said
T_T
>RKG enters S&P trade
>S&Ps ATR doubles
>RKG gets margin account
>S&Ps ATR quadruples to shitcoin tiers

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>>11368911
True. Time to short at the top of the dead cat bounce. Embrace the red.

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Do I still hold on to Amazon guys? Tell me what to do!!

>> No.11368952

Should I go ahead and get out of sqqq or keep riding? Things are popping back it feels like.

>> No.11368962
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>Portfolio still up 34%
I sure am glad the only tech stock I own is Intel.

>> No.11368965

one more round of shorty bondies and i'll have eternal bears contest in the bag.

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>> No.11368967

>>11368857
It overcorrected, not really surprising. It can't go any lower without betraying the fundamentals. If everyone wasn't panicking it would've been a +10% day most likely.

>> No.11368969
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11368969

Is it just a correction or should I short it?

>> No.11368990

>>11368897
Which ones do you reckon are going to be good value?

>> No.11368992

What are the odds trump announces some breakthrough with china and it pumps on monday?

>> No.11369004

>>11368992
slim & none

>> No.11369014

its on the 200ema, if it breaks its fucked

>> No.11369019

>>11368897
This.
I'm all in on VTI. My brother does VOO but I'd rather diversify a bit more.

>> No.11369024

did that guy with the rediculously low order for spy fill yet?

>> No.11369030

Sell all your puts and buy calls we're going up tomorrow before we have more pain before the weekend

>> No.11369031
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11369031

What about doing a DCA of Inverse Index ETF?

>> No.11369039

Look at these weak ass bears.

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>>11368934
>margin
>ever

>> No.11369052

>>11368990
Go wide, and be safe. Don't try to beat the market.

I personally do Vanguard, but there are equivalents everywhere. VTI/VTSAX for me.

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>>11369024
NOPE

>> No.11369061

Most big funds havent sold yet, they may soon. Amazon for sure is breaking sellpoints, fngu is over and all these boomer 401ks are full of them. They'll want to take profits soon...

>> No.11369068
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GOLDEN BULL REFUSES TO GO DOWN

>> No.11369075
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11369075

Huge cup and handle confirmed

>> No.11369077

i can get on board with this

>> No.11369078

Holy kek, it only needed for Trump to announce he will meet Xi

If this isn't market manipulation, i don't know what it is

>> No.11369083

>VXX lost 3 dollars in 60 seconds
wow

>> No.11369084

YESSS WE ARE BACK THE CORRECTION IS OVER

>> No.11369090

>>11368911
do you ever buy any leveraged stuff or exclusively index funds?

right now i am effectively 1.5x leveraged NDX and SP500, i own 25% each of QQQ, QLD, SPY, SSO

Im in my 20s so i can take on more risk and QLD/SSO both made it through 2008, seems reasonable to expect the same in a future recession right?

Pure QQQ/SPY gains seems weak Im willing to take on more risk basically

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WE DID OUR BEST BOYS SEE YOU AT 1000 ON THE S&P GET THE AMMO AND WATER READY

F

>> No.11369099

>he thinks this is the end

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>>11369068
PUNK ASS BEARS

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GO! GO! GO!

>> No.11369106

>>11369090
if you have big balls you buy options on leveraged etfs

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can we get some green before close.

>> No.11369123

>>11369004

*AHEM*

>> No.11369133

The PPT is working overtime today. And they still have another day of this shit at least

>> No.11369148

Just sell everything you have and put all that money in to the ONLY true safe haven aka. Cannabis stocks

>> No.11369151

SPY just broke the VWAP, gogogogogogogo

>> No.11369153

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-and-xi-plan-to-meet-amid-trade-tension-1539266715

>> No.11369156

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.11369174

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.11369175

>>11368951
lol of course, amazon is suffering from the general market dip, it's still gonna go up long term

>> No.11369176

>>11369090
> do you ever buy any leveraged stuff or exclusively index funds?
No, never bought any. Most are 'daily' leveraged which will fuck you over in the long-term.

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>>11369153
PLEASE TRUMP SAVE US

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>>11369153
Trump will broker a great trade deal that benefits both countries, and bears will get JUST'd.

>> No.11369197

Well made some money on spux ans sqqq calls. Whats the play for tomorrow lads?

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BUY BUY BUY!!!!

>> No.11369203

>>11369184
>that benefits both countries
NOT MY PRESIDENT

>> No.11369210

>>11369199
No, the algos decided to buy the news, we havent hit real support yet. Greed is about to take all that money away from the stupid Asian banks that just pumped it.

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>>11369199
>>11369184
>>11369181
>>11369197
>>11369203
>>11369210


HUGE CUP AND HANDLE CONFIRMED

>> No.11369223

>>11369199
The time to buy will come, but it is not now.

>> No.11369224

Should I sell a stock that's up +15% (total, but freefalling) and wait till it dips more and buy back then or don't risk selling it at too low of a dip and just hold.

>> No.11369227

>>11369176
what all do you recommend owning long term?

some combination of QQQ/SPY/MSCI? Do the different SP500 ETFs really matter, i dont get why tehre is so many its so dumb.

>> No.11369239

>>11369224
If you're green on anything, sell. Lock profit and wait for opportunity to buy back in.

If you are red, then hold. No point locking in losses at this stage now unless you are sure its bankrupcy tier.

>> No.11369242

>>11369227
Find good divvy stocks with good P/E and stable income (no debt), lots on discount right now.

Use finviz to help you find them, its free.

>> No.11369249

>>11369239
I'm just a little worried it will rebounce (which it won't but you never know).

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>none of this shit matters

>> No.11369251

>>11369227
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>> No.11369255

bounce is going to continue till tomorrow then market is going to collapse before weekend.. boomers are going to take their stock out all next week.. this is it

>> No.11369260

god damn ima be rich as fuck by christmas, I might just buy myself more than one pair of socks at a time.

>> No.11369273

>>11369251
I thought investing in ETFs was a terrible idea

>> No.11369276

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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>> No.11369289

>>11368934
Thanks for making my puts go to the moon.

>> No.11369294

>>11369273
It's good advice for NPCs, but anyone browsing /biz/ can easily put together a market-beating portfolio.

>> No.11369309

NOOOOOOOO

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!

>> No.11369311

>>11369249
It could, or it could drop more. Nobody knows anymore. If anyone tells you their TA or whatever is going to predict where the bottom is, they are bullshitting.

It's always good to take profits. The worst thing you could do is think "but I could have made more". Yes hind sight is 20/20.

If you are red on anything, just remember hodl is a legitimate strategy with stocks unless you are 60 years old. You ALWAYS win long term say over 30 years, even if you bought at the top of the 1929 crash.

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Yeah I'm not logging on to my TD Ameritrade account until the beginning of next month.
Absolutely BOGGED

>> No.11369326

>>11369311
somebody post the article where some dumbass guy buys the absolute top like 4 times and because he never sells he STILL ends up with like 10x his money over 40 years

its a theoretical article but might as well be about real NPCs

>> No.11369337

I want to build a div portfolio with about $4000 once all this bullshit calms down

1. If I'm going for divs, should I just heavily invest in one company for max divs?

2. If no, I'm looking into investing into DUK and T. I want to get a third company in there so I can have 3 high yield stocks in three different sectors for hedging. What is a good third company with high div yields that isn't expensive?

>> No.11369348

>>11369324
don't worry bro.. your $500 account doesn't have very far to fall

>> No.11369354

>>11369348
Thanks for your support! Have a good day fren

>> No.11369359

Well regardless of what happens ive learned my lesson with options,

>> No.11369361

>>11369311
Yeah I'm holding the rest since they made big losses. I'm considering selling the profit one and buying it back later, I've just read that I shouldn't try to time the market and that there is a probability the stock will bounce back up. But I thank you for your insight and gonna wait till tomorrow to sell (it's on euro markt anyway so no option to sell now). Never heard of the expression hindsight 20/20 (other language) but looked it up and it's so true.

>> No.11369375

>>11369326
pfftt, i sold the bottom and bought the top twice today and am still up 25% on the day. Tell that NPC article to fucking stick it.

>> No.11369376

if you're nervous about what's happening and have some cash on the sidelines, i recommend creating a limit order down another 10% from here, or any other crazy low bids on stuff you believe in that you want to own, but not at the current price. doing this will change your psychology and you'll be basically rooting for it to happen.

>> No.11369385

the ride never ends

>> No.11369389
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CRASH YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.11369392

Hello, I'm Bob Loss. Lemme show you my fuckin' portfolio. First of all, let me just thank Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve. I want to show you reptile pieces of shit what you've done to my shitty life. We're gonna need a lot of red. Fuck all my pharma stocks. My $APPL took a nice 5% hit. Even the fucking weed stocks, look at this shit. Just fuck all my shit up, senpai. What's my hedge strategy for market corrections? Cut the razor down, not across. Never across.

>> No.11369400

What's everyone gonna buy with the crash? Personally I'm looking at banks for diversity

>> No.11369403
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DAMMIT NASDAQ CRASH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT INDEX

MY THETA ISN'T GETTING ANY BIGGER

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11369408

My day change is up only 20 cents right now. DON'T YOU FUCKING DROP.

>> No.11369417

>>11369400
banks go on sale tomorrow before market open. this is going to cause even more red in everything.

>> No.11369421

New bread
>>11369409
>>11369409
>>11369409

>> No.11369423

I HOPE THAT NOTHING HAPPENS GOOD OR BAD

>> No.11369433

I WANT OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE

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>>11369403

UNDER 7000 MAKE IT HAPPEN

>> No.11369472

>>11369361
You could hold green positions through as well, I don't think there's anything wrong with that either. But cashing in some profit once in a while will make you feel better about yourself, so it's more of a psychological reward for me.

Lots of people have said this already, but stocks is basically a battle with yourself. Unless you are an absolute degenerate who margin trades options (i.e. most tripfags here), it's actually pretty hard to lose long term. So the only thing left is basically how well you can discipline yourself short term.

>> No.11369501

>>11369417
Yes, finally about time to add to my Bank of America position. Average purchase price is $15.40. Hopefully it drops <$25.

>> No.11369506
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I think I'm gonna make it. Put about 5k into this account from my own money.

>> No.11369513

>>11369506
>$1600 in comissions
What the actual fuck nigga

>> No.11369534

>>11369348
>>11369354
B5G and comfy need to get a room

>> No.11369802

>>11367916
i somewhat disagree with that assessment for two reasons . First reason: snap is currently trading below updated valuation by major investment firm ($7.00 was their target , and they said that when it was early and risky to make that claim)—this is relevant not becaus so care about what some hedge fund says but because that price is currently a number that investors are looking at and right now it’s below so a purely technical base it is somewhat oversold according to stupid quants.
second reason is qualitative but I think more relevant and more important and has to do with an interchange between Kanye west and Snapchat on Twitter , showed up on lane yes feed he retweeted it , talked about Snapchat ceo wanting to do more to allow alternative voices on their platform and etc. very big if true imo there is no market currently for that and snap is possibly only company capable of opening one because they control their own company since shareholders don’t vote.
I’m on fence , but I did buy snap shares. Actual shares though not options because i don’t have any idea about timing. But I think theyll be around for a while , and I think also will outlast twitter because someone might still buy snap and definitely that won’t be happening with some of the other tech. Plus remember Kanye and kardashians are serious forces , and they are still supportive.

>> No.11369863

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>> No.11369914

Hey fags Im new to stock markets and new to the fucking world in general. Im 18, about to go to college, and I got a fucking 9-5 job. Im raking in about $800 a check, and I want to use that fucking money to make even more fucking money. Are stocks worth it? Or should I look into other ways to make money.

>> No.11369918

>>11369337
Dividends are a meme friend, you need to track dividends + buybacks. This is more important, because 2/3 of cash returned to shareholders nowadays in in buybacks.

>> No.11369940

>>11369914
>worth it
what does this mean?

>> No.11369953

>>11369918
Tell me more about buybacks

>> No.11369966

>>11369914
just gamble

>> No.11369991

>>11369914
heh, for long-term investments, $800 a month might be all right, but if you want short-term gains, you're going to be seeing like maybe an additional $100 a month, that is if you never have any losses and average a 10% gain. This doesn't include brokerage fees and taxes. If you want to get into stocks, save up like a year's worth of pay in a savings account, so at least it's working some how for you, and then open a brokerage margin account and then leverage to make huge gains.

>> No.11370053
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>>11369326
it simply prove it not the value of the assets who are rising up but the money constantly depreciating.

Morality : buy anythig as long as you dont keep perma-devaluating dollars. The inflation is the main taxing outlet in the world.

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I think were heading to 24k