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11365924 No.11365924 [Reply] [Original]

Presidential edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread
>>11362072

>> No.11365941

Who bought SQ at 100?

>> No.11365943
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.11365950

Millenials are killing processed cheese, apparently:

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/american-cheese-at-a-cultural-crossroads-as-millennials-demand-fancier-products-1.1149956

>> No.11365951

first for lucky new fags making a shit load of money in this correction and 1 year traders losing half their portfolio

>> No.11365956
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>> No.11365958

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

And during downturns, DRIP automatically cost averages you

>> No.11365962
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>>11365943
I guess I didn't get JUST'd that hard

>> No.11365965
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>> No.11365985
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>>11365943
Down 10K over the last few days. I ain’t even worried.

>> No.11365986

is over,trumps america consequences are on

>> No.11365995

LCI spread getting big and ask getting thin.. it's getting close..

>> No.11366016

>>11365950
They're also killing shitty mcrestaurants and other garbage that boomers love eating up

>> No.11366022
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11366022

>the market should go upward forever

>> No.11366027

Gold?

>> No.11366028

>>11366022
Are those nighttime sips, or sips ready for the next morning? They're already open though. That first sip of the morning demands a big *CCRRACKK*

>> No.11366029

>>11365995
Close to what? Tanking another 50%?

>> No.11366031

>>11365986
Nope. Golden bull had to stop for lunch. Will be back momentarily.

>> No.11366034
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BULL TRAP

>> No.11366039

lol at the fags who were saying the DOW would end up at -7/-10% by closing, that doesn't look so fucking likely now does it?

>> No.11366042

>>11366031
>being dumb

>not understanding we are reach economic prosperity that is not sustainable.

>> No.11366047
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>>11366034
BEAR TRAP

>> No.11366048

So erm I’m trading fake money for 2 months and holding because lazy. In that time all my investments are down except Coca Cola... not even memeing right here

>> No.11366050

>>11365995
rumors are they are filing for a 363. get out or get bogged.

>> No.11366055

>>11366034
>>11366047

you're both retarded. today is chill out day. tomorrow is dump. bank on it

>> No.11366056

>>11365950
What pained me the most is the sentence about melting. Of course natural cheeses can melt like that. Raclette or Abondance do it even better than processed cheese.

>> No.11366070

>>11366050
rumors?

>>11366055
thats what i'm hoping for. too comfy right now

>> No.11366075
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Benis

>> No.11366086

>>11366055
as i said yesterday, buy Friday afternoon and watch gains on monday. Trump gonna do some shit this weekend and the market will rise. Cap it (i don't actually care if I'm wrong because I usually buy friday afternoons anyway)

>> No.11366087

>>11366075
Day in the life of a /biz/ options trader. all or nothing.

>> No.11366092

>>11366075
should get some F puts

>> No.11366099

>>11366086
well I'm buying the next plunge lower which I suspect will be friday. but if it's next week or two that's fine too, as long as it's lower than yesterday. If it doesn't come then I ain't doin shit and this was some pussy ass fuckboy dip that I'm gonna ignore

>> No.11366105

I told myself I'm finally done panicking about the market. I'm panicking a bit. But this time, I'm not going to panic sell; instead, I'm going to slwoly put money back into my mutual funds and ETFs and wait it out on the few stocks I have in my gambling account.

>> No.11366107

>>11365924
I dont understand the OP image, why did trump respond "No!"?

>> No.11366110

A..are we back bois or (((they))) are traping us bulls...
Again.

>> No.11366118

>>11366110
>not realizing red days are fantastic

>> No.11366122

>>11366110
Bull trap/dead cat bounce imo

>> No.11366126

>>11366122
or a massive bear trap.

>> No.11366131

>>11366122
its a trap.. DJIA and S&P going to zero bro

>> No.11366133
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Hey. You sumbitches better STOP SELLING.

>> No.11366135

Why is everything moving sideways right now? This game isnt fun without the pants shitting.

>> No.11366138

Seriously what's the panic here
short stocks when the market is down
buy when others are buying
that's literally it.

>> No.11366139

>>11366110
anyways i bought some square at $70

>> No.11366145

>>11366135
(((they))) are low on free shekels to kill the market more and retail is scared as fuck to buy.

>> No.11366156

>>11366107
Because he's an idiot

>> No.11366157

Walking on thin ice here anything could make this crumble down.

>> No.11366160

Circuit City when?

>> No.11366164

>>11365985
>debt greater than 0

Never gonna make it.

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>>11366139
mfw I bought at $100

>> No.11366171
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>TFW you're at your lowest point
I-it will get better right anons?

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>>11366055

OH YEAH? LOOKIE NOW

DOWN WE GO

BULL TRAP EXECUTED

>> No.11366182

>>11366175
JPM and IBM on the cheap tomorrow afternoon!

>> No.11366186

long here boys, only going up from here on out

>> No.11366187

>>11366160
yahoo finance broken for anyone else. everything stuck at 10:42

>> No.11366188
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>AMZN

>> No.11366189

>>11366175
what are you talking about? wait for the close

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>>11366171
I just broke even today, i entered the market in Jan and got fucked in feb, but I learned my lessons slowly and now im back even.

Go buy SBGL before the lonmin merger goes through and thank me later when the dividend is re-activated my dude

>> No.11366202

I sold my US stocks.
This mess won't stabilize until after midterms.

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>>11366195
N

>> No.11366215

>>11366039
>-7/-10%
oops, meant -0.7/1.0%

>> No.11366221

>>11366188
Can we pass a law to raise taxes on Jeff Bezos personally? It would receive unanimous ayes in Congress.

>> No.11366222

>>11366042
> Repeating garbage from your middle school art teacher.

>> No.11366223

Surely there's buyers at $276.00

>> No.11366224
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Started trading options last week lel

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>>11366223
>a

>> No.11366233

Clearly $275.75 is the lowest of the lows the market will ever see.

>> No.11366237

Theres no way it drops below $275.50

>> No.11366242

>>11366224
just remember the first one is free

>> No.11366244
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>>11366237
>>11366233

>> No.11366251

>>11366224
first one's free kiddo

>> No.11366256
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>> No.11366258

>SQ
>BIO

Lol. Meanwhile surprise boost from LB keeping me relatively safe. Based pantsu.

>> No.11366259

>there are people on this board who aren't shorting for the next 2 weeks M I N I M U M
anyone buying is going to eat shit just wait a week

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>>11366242
>>11366251
Seems ok today

>> No.11366269

I'm sure the market will rally before $274, this is the dip to be buying.

>> No.11366271

>-800 is a slight correction now

>> No.11366272

>>11366259
that's what they want you to think. it's global warming boy, summer doesnt end until january
word is going that this dip will make you rich. people are about to buy in.

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It's over

>> No.11366277
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>QQQ

>> No.11366280

i think the real question is, why are the stocks in the s&p such shit? lmao at indexers

>> No.11366283

See I told you it would rally!

>> No.11366288

>>11366274
Shit is getting real

>> No.11366289

>>11366271
yeah, no one is even freaking out anymore. Definitely different than the old days.

>> No.11366294
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>>11366283

>> No.11366299

>>11366289
people got tired of perma bears and doomers.

>> No.11366305

>>11366289
this past decade is fucking bizarre holy shit

>> No.11366312

>>11366299
really? desu I can't enough enough of pink wojaks. this board is a lot better when the market is bad

>> No.11366314

Shoulda cashed out my 100% Delta gains

>> No.11366322

this is called a market reversal, we're going to be green by end of day.

>> No.11366329

>>11366322
agreed.

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>>11366322

>> No.11366338

>>11366322
nah, the bleeding won't stop until tomorrow or even next week, the reason being is everyone wanted a reason to pull out some profits, and they're doing it because of multiple reasons, each person having their own.

this is actually good for bulls, having multiple market corrections instead of simply a recession helps sustain the golden bull

ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK THE GOLDEN BULL WILL LIVE ON

>> No.11366343

>>11366322
>>11366329
Put down the crack pipe, we can't find a bottom

>> No.11366350
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> tfw didn't pull out on this day
> tfw lost all my money now

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293!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11366357

Jews are still trying to crash this market...WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>>11366343
$273 wont break

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>>11366354
ya gotta be squiddin me de gesu
oops mean say 273 >.<

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ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.11366372
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>tfw green at the end of the day
Who would have thought

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>mfw I was green this morning
>mfw now

>> No.11366377

>>11366350
If you even still have half that your doing great.

>> No.11366381

BROS

>> No.11366383

How many of these memeposters above me actually trade?

>> No.11366391

>>11365924
Voltaire did not say that

>> No.11366392
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>>11365727
Stage 1 of Grief: Denial

>>11366133
>Hey. You sumbitches better STOP SELLING.
Stage 2 of Grief: Anger

>>11366338
>this is actually good for bulls
Stage 3 of Grief: Bargaining

Stage 4 of Grief? Total Market Depression

>> No.11366394

is it a good idea to actually buy Amzon? I can afford to buy like 3 Amazons right now

>> No.11366395
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I bought puts at .50 sold them at 1.50 yesterday they are at 3.12 today

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>>11366383
I'm a poorfag and new, but I do put my money where my mouth is

>> No.11366400
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this is literally my second day on stonk market

what the fuck is going on

>> No.11366402

>>11366395
You won't win eternal bear's competition like that.

>> No.11366405

Just came back from wage slavery, how's the situation?

>> No.11366406

>>11366400
You! You are the one responsible for this mess!

>> No.11366410

>>11366400
Fuck you!

>> No.11366411
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>>11365924
We’re officially reaching unhinged levels. Obviously just begging for the 200 MA.
>>11366022
>the market should go down because it went up too long

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>>11366400
welcome

>> No.11366415

>>11366400
The bogs heard you were coming in here thinking you could get rich, so you're getting bogged.

>> No.11366417

>>11366357
buy up these sales prices man. This is about to rally.

>> No.11366418

>>11366412
Goat meme of 4chibs

>> No.11366424

>>11366411
digits confirmed $23.02 cents is the bottom set your buys now.

>> No.11366425

This seems like a total market over reaction.
It is tanking base don FEAR of interest rate hike.

>> No.11366429

>>11366400
correction

>> No.11366437
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>>11366400
Imagine the buying opportunity had you held off a mere 48 hours!

>> No.11366446

>>11366400
People just can't handle the forces.

>> No.11366450

It's barting up! Yesterday was a big nothing burger.

>> No.11366452
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When you fall for the fake morning rally, instead of buying UVXY

>> No.11366454
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11366454

>ECC now freefalling

>> No.11366458

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE CHINA HACK BRO

>> No.11366459

>>11366437
Why did you have to remind me that I will never lick trap cock and feet. End my stupid life now, anon, this market isn't even the worst part.

>> No.11366463

>>11366437
i only put baby cash in here so I'm only out like two bucks on this whole fiasco so far but i gotta say, seeing MSFT on sale like this is tempting

>> No.11366464
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BULLISH

>> No.11366471
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>hedge with crypto
state of crypto zoomers right now

>> No.11366476

GUYYYSSS

NEW THREAD

>>11366205
>>11366205
>>11366205

>> No.11366478

>>11366425
It's not about the rate hike, it's about bonds becoming more profitable than stocks.

>> No.11366488

>>11366476
put the title in the op you new fag.

>> No.11366489

>>11366478
Give me a break! Bonds are nowhere near becoming pforitable, even buffet said he would not even consider before 6%. And people want to lock in jackpot not guaranteed loss, which means 15% rates

>> No.11366493

>>11366425

How does that work?

im a brainlet.

>> No.11366494

>>11366476
> no subject
> no faq
> no link to previous thread

>> No.11366501

>>11366488
only if you would know

>> No.11366507

>>11366405
I think you will have to work harder in the next few months...

>> No.11366509

>>11366476
Also we don't need a new thread yet

>> No.11366510

>>11366489
yeah but you have to have cash on hand to get those jack pots. which is why people are cashing out and taking profits.

>> No.11366513

>>11366489
>this much bull coping
Stocks going to 0 confirmed

>> No.11366516

>>11366494
>anons still doesn't get it

>> No.11366521

>>11366459
imagine being so gay that you want to lick a man's feet lmao

>> No.11366527

>>11366510
Pension funds etc. which really move the markets can not go to cash. Also if rates go to 15% you are dead by inflation if you held in cash not in dividend / buyback doing stocks

>> No.11366528
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ECC on sale free monthly dividends

>> No.11366533

For things to go up, they must come down.

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>>11366521
Imagine being this much of a brainlet.
Bet you were bullish last week lmaoo

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SHITSHITSHIT

>> No.11366552

>>11366489
Bonds are becoming more profitable than hedge stocks, that's why there's a rush. So far the market has not responded much to rate hikes, however bonds shoot up in the last weeks.

>> No.11366558

For those of you who are new to options, today is a perfect day to sell condors, straddles and strangles and plan on volatility to go down, use one standard deviation strikes with at least 30-45 days to expiration

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Who /literally having a panic attack/?

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what the fuck ECC

>> No.11366570

>>11366562
I Feel fucking great. Just had a cup of coffee and a bunch of xannax

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>>11366562
Let's face it bro. Stocks were the only chance for the zoomers to take any part of the boomer wealth. They weren't going to let us have any of it. They never planned on letting us take our share, and now they're burning down the ship so nobody gets anything.

Tell me if you need a big dick to ride when the water wars have boiled over. Maybe we'll meet again in better days.

>> No.11366585

>>11366562
weak hands.

IBM divvy up to 4.21 percent JUICY

>> No.11366588

>>11366562
Why the fuck are you and other memers ITT pretending to freak out?

>> No.11366589

>>11366562
I don't even care if I lose my money today, the volatility makes my heart flutter and gives joy to my shitty life.

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>> No.11366593

>tfw up 5%

>> No.11366594

Is Soros running a program to get all the NPCs to sell their shit or something? I think that's the only possible explaination.

>> No.11366601

>>11365924
bought more NLST

>> No.11366602

Would be a good sign if SP500 closed above 200MA

>> No.11366606

Just imagine the Dow made a cup and handle now lol

>> No.11366607

>>11366594
Yes. Trump called him out on twitter for the kavvy fail. Now his next attempt is to crash the market to make trump look bad. Soros is by far the biggest faggot i've ever seen. Twice as much as pierre was in the first thread this morning.

>> No.11366611

is it bad that I want this drudging to stay flat til december when my big divs and cap gains give me about $8.5K to reinvest?

>> No.11366612

>>11366594
Im pretty livid, holding weekly vix puts, going to lose my ass if it doesnt chill out over the next few days. i dont understand the huge sell off other than market manipulation before midterms. are bonds yields really that big of a fucking deal?

>> No.11366615

>>11366594
No it was few big tech stocks that pretty much had went straight up past months then started a correction that effected even sp500

>> No.11366617

>>11366585
On a sock overvalued by $100

>Aww yeah awesome shitpost!

>> No.11366619

Ok fuckers what am I buying puts on today? My SNAP and FIT puts are looking gr8.

>> No.11366622

>>11366612
>>11366615
paid soros shills.

>> No.11366623

Bought more NLST

>> No.11366626

>>11366612
Yes, yes they are.

>> No.11366629

>>11366372
thats france right?

>> No.11366636

>>11366588

Because people who are closet degenerate gamblers but are too spergy to actually go to a casino and lose money play the meme market and can't pokerface.

>> No.11366638

>>11366629
Yep.

>> No.11366640

>>11366606
>Oh fug

>> No.11366651

>>11366636
I went to a casino this summer and it was boring as shit compared to the stock market.

>> No.11366653

>>11366615
Then why are the redchips in the down getting just'd?

>> No.11366655

>>11366588
>>11366617
>>11366636
What's with all the faggots coming in to complain about "shitposting" today?

This is literally a normal day in /smg/ in reverse. Hell, it's exactly the same as the correction in February.

Salty cryptofags trying to make up for us having a down week? Makes sense, they've had a down year

>> No.11366657
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11366657

weed stocks are doing fine. hopefully you guys own CNTTF and NMUS

>> No.11366664

>>11366655
i think everyones butt hurt lol

>> No.11366667
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11366667

>>11366640

Imagine how salty zoomers will be if this Cup and handle plays out into the continuation pattern.

I feel like this dump is just fear and people skimming profits.

>> No.11366669

>>11366392
We need -35% during a month, the gov taking actions and media in full apocalypse mode.

>> No.11366673

>>11366617
>he doesn't understand IBM's value moving forward

let me guess, you also think AAPL is a meme because you believe their only business is in phones and computers...

>> No.11366676

EVEN I BUY MORE SPY
ODD I BUY MSFT CALLS

>> No.11366685

The market will recover but the FANG will be stagnant from this point on. Over is the age of growth stocks and now we are going back to value stocks and commodities

>> No.11366687

>>11366454
Εσυ φταις για ολα Κελλυ.

>> No.11366692

Tandem Diabetes Care going back to 40 yall

>> No.11366695

>>11366676
EVEN I BUY IBM
ODD I BUY JNJ

>> No.11366704

>>11366685
that's what you do during a recession you faggot

>> No.11366712
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11366712

>when new youngsters enter the market

>> No.11366714

>>11366695
EVEN BOGS GIVE US RED DAY
ODD BOGS GIVE US RED DAY

>> No.11366716
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11366716

GALT

>> No.11366718

>>11366651

What did you play?

>If it wasn't craps, you're not casino'ing correctly

>>11366655

Check'd and not a cryptofag. Just long & bored. Waiting for the Birds game tonight.

>> No.11366722
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11366722

guy im scared...

>> No.11366723

>>11366673
AAPL has solid reasons for investors to buy for years to come. You are literally a fag who is mad I don't like your picks. It's time to stop posting.

>> No.11366726

Could this be the bounce?

>> No.11366735
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11366735

>>11366712
What's going on in here guys?

>> No.11366738

>>11366712
This is big money molesting the market. Taking the money right out of zoomers pockets

>> No.11366742

>>11366653
Index and etfs fuck up the sector rotations now. I think tommorow will be the end of red, today will be a break even or mildly red. People will have more panic selling tommorow and there will be the time to buy the dip, bit set a sell target since Im not sure if we're heading to a bear market yet.

>> No.11366747

>>11366735
OH NO, ITS RECESSION BEAR

QUICK, DISPOSE YOUR BAGS

>> No.11366751

Weird some of my tech and defense stocks are in the green

>> No.11366755

My water industry ETF has been tanking basically since I bought in. Does anyone have any insight as to why this is happening?

>> No.11366763

Is there some way to check who is selling the majority of the market?
Soros is behind this....

>> No.11366766

>>11366755
Nobody is drinking water anymore old man.

Zoomers are taking ZIPS of coconut water. STUPID boomer.

>> No.11366767

>>11366562
Not me. I rebalanced my boomer portfolio to have more bonds after a great equities run last week. I don't leverage. I don't buy naked call options. I'm losing a good amount of money on equities but next quarter I'll rebalance again.

>> No.11366768

>>11366723
you can not like my pick, but thinking IBM should be valued at 42 instead of 142 is flat out retarded. you saw buffet sold ibm so hurrr durrr it can't be a good company

>> No.11366769

>>11366704
Baggy, post another video explaining stock market strategies for us like the one you did explaining buttcoin technical analysis. It was really informative.

>> No.11366770
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11366770

>tfw dumped CHKE at 82 cents.

>> No.11366771

i got 5800 meme dollars, what do I do when them?

>> No.11366774

>>11366751
war is coming

this time, iran

>> No.11366775

>>11366714
If only it was a 0

>> No.11366782

>>11366771
wait for a RSI play and buy the vxx

>> No.11366786

>>11366769
That wasn't me.

>> No.11366788

>>11366774
Cool where do I enlist?

>> No.11366789

>>11365924
TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING

D

O

W

N

>> No.11366793

>>11366751
Those are the ones that don't build in China

>> No.11366794
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11366794

>>11366768
Get your head out of your ass and stop eating shit you fucking moron.

>> No.11366796
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11366796

45 just said "the economy is doing very well" on TV

EHeHEHheEE

>> No.11366800

>>11366771
buy a few KODK puts.. i think if it breaks 2.50 it's heading to 2.. they have alot of debt

>> No.11366805
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11366805

>tfw green

>> No.11366806

>>11366751
Best tech to stay into right now are analytics and big data storage. Chips are going bearmode. Appl is at its peak with no real groundbreaking products ahead, eventually they'll have to stop the share buybacks and it will all be ogre for them. That is probably in the next few years though, apple is still a popular stock pick so it will remain bulliah.

>> No.11366810

>>11366774
air base just test ran everything they have last month by me. Was annoying as fuck

>> No.11366812

>>11366786
Liars burn in hell, baggy.

>> No.11366816

>>11366806

Trumpy daddy will pump market a bit longer, the big cup and handle on the dow jones will play out.

then crashing down

>> No.11366818

Should I wait a few days before rounding out my dividend portfolio with some blue chip shit?

Gonna put in 1-4k

>> No.11366823

>>11366800
>>11366771
or go all in on LCI

>> No.11366826

>>11366794
What software or site is that? looks bretty

>> No.11366829
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11366829

>>11366735
Zoomer niggas b like

>> No.11366846

>>11366829
She's cute. Source?

>> No.11366850

>>11366794
>some meme app told me what IBM should be valued at

fuck off zoomer, go drink some coconut water, get your clit pierced and tattoo my little pony on your leg

>> No.11366863

We are literally on the 200sma support right now. This is the iron support which hasn't been broken since 2016. If this falls who the fuck knows what happens next.

>> No.11366865

>>11366850
*dabs on applebees*
*dabs on the diamond industry*
*dabs on home ownership*

Sorry bih, time's up

>> No.11366869

>>11366826
Think it looks neat too, source?

>> No.11366872

>>11366863
It's going to fall

>> No.11366874
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11366874

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a pulled pork sandwich and fries and it only hurts a little bit.

Bought into some dips I have confidence in though, fingers crossed.

>> No.11366876
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11366876

jnug

>> No.11366879

What do stocks do again?

>> No.11366883

>>11366766
But anon, the ETF is for utilities as well. People aren't showering in coconut water

>> No.11366886

>>11366872
it better not fall i have my life savings in it

>> No.11366892

>>11366883
zoomers don't shower

>> No.11366893

>>11366850
Jesus Christ, this is your last (You) from me. Sorry you're broke.

>>11366869
>>11366826
Interactive Trader

>> No.11366906

>>11366893
>350K in the market
>broke
go away poorfag

>> No.11366909

>>11366863
if it goes lower it will just make the sma lower.

>> No.11366914

>>11366883
> people are showering in coconut water

People are showering in arizona tea.

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11366915

>>11366850
>fuck off zoomer, go drink some coconut water, get your clit pierced and tattoo my little pony on your leg
get a load of oscar wilde and his legendary wit over here

>> No.11366916
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11366916

>>11366874
up 7%, about to go get lunch
not sure what i'll have yet

>> No.11366925

>>11366874
Hazelnut coffee and cucumber vape! I have a ton of paperwork to do today, but I have tradingview in a minimized window at work. I've largely been out of the market for over a week now, but I'm finna scalp leveraged SPX if things line up.

>> No.11366939

>>11366107
Because he has a great sense of humour (he is the one who rules over you...)

>> No.11366949

Not a convincing bounce off the 200sma.... we are heading to the 55ma on the weekly now.


Sheeeeeeeeet

>> No.11366954
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11366954

>>11366874
Big bowl of failure and 200 mvs of radiation

>> No.11366958
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11366958

>>11366874
just waiting for the rally

>> No.11366962

>>11366949
what's that mean for the spy?

>> No.11366963

>>11366906
>350k
yeah that’s a big doubt from me on that one my man

>> No.11366967

The SPY has recovered to the VWAP
It will probably bounce down

>> No.11366976

>>11366962
There unfinished business @ 267
A gap that were never filled that needs its hole stuffed with big red dildo

>> No.11366978
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11366978

>>11366949

Lmao, RSI is oversold as fuck, all the bots will just auto purchase. This cant break down unless we get a REAL REASON. an event or trigger. Now it is just fear and profit taking on mass.

We could actually be forming a classic cup and handle on the daily and weekly for Dow J. oversold conditions, 200EMA support. This can make a new ATH lol.

>> No.11367015
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11367015

Let the FAANG rally begin

>> No.11367017

>playing with meme stock fire, got into cei at 56c thinking it would meme to a dollar
>20c a share now.

Well shit. I feel sorry for you fellas hodling on thousands in losses

>> No.11367023

>>11366962
Could hit 2700. meant ema not sma too.

Im using weekly pivots now for entries given how big these drops could be.

>> No.11367030

SPY fighting that support, will it double top?

>> No.11367051

$4 away from all time low
HIT ME

>> No.11367052

>>11367030
what are you looking at 1 minute candles?

>> No.11367061

whats this green shit

>> No.11367064

>>11367052
yeah , u a 5 minute type of guy?

>> No.11367066

>>11367023
although now it looks like its bouncing again, but I never trust lunchtime pumps because its usually the bots.

>> No.11367069
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11367069

Who here /GREEN/ right now? We're gonna make it, frens.

>> No.11367070

>>11366963
see >>11365985

>> No.11367073

>>11367064
Real men follow 1 tick charts.

>> No.11367074
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11367074

>bought the ECC dip

>> No.11367080

>>11366394
Amazon will get to at least $3k in another 6 months

>> No.11367085

We're bouncing, looking good so far. Let's hope it holds.

>> No.11367089
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11367089

>>11367074
kek, havent seen that gif in reverse

>> No.11367096
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11367096

PAMP EET

>> No.11367099
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11367099

GREEN DAY

>> No.11367102
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11367102

Its rejecting 278

>> No.11367106

Bearfags SEETHING

>> No.11367107

>>11367089
Thats how i felt the day LCI dropped

>> No.11367116
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11367116

>>11367106
OOOH

>> No.11367120

well i'm all-in OTM spy puts with no more day trades. Lets see this fucker crash.

>> No.11367121

NOOOO US WAS SUPPOSED TO COLLAPSE

>> No.11367130
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11367130

I was bamboozled into replying to the wrong thread.

How are the markets doing this morning?

>> No.11367131

>>11367064
1 day charts for me.

>> No.11367132
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11367132

>>11367120
>otm vxx puts
well well well, seems there can only be one winner here bud. make your move.

>> No.11367133
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11367133

frenly reminder to buy the dip before power hour

>> No.11367135

hurry up and BTFD u idiots

>> No.11367140

>>11367132
actually shit could just stay flat and we both get justed.

>> No.11367142

>>11367133
I clicked on this expecting a gif

>> No.11367145
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11367145

>>11367140
when we both lose, only one person wins....

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11367149

>>11367069
We both know it isn't going to last.

>> No.11367151
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11367151

So whats going on guys?

>> No.11367152

>>11366350
can you fucking teach me bro. i have a phd but am poor as fuck. wrong way to concentrate my energy, apparently

>> No.11367154

>>11367142
was expecting a floss dance gif out of this,

>> No.11367162
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11367162

I spent like 3k on custom wood burned spice and wolf art as well as compendiums and signed limited edition paintings. Send help.

>> No.11367167
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11367167

If you ever want to conquer your emotions and fear, stock market is the best way to do it.
Its interesting watching your risk levels grow over time. The market changes you.

>> No.11367180

>>11367162
your only supposed to buy anime stuff with your birthday money

>> No.11367184
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11367184

>>11367167
I went into the stock market but a mere boy, and I came out a man.

>> No.11367195

>>11367133
This. Buy the dip guys. Everything is going to keep rallying upwards forever. There wont be a massive selloff at the end of the day.

>> No.11367201

If we don't hit the circuit breaker today or tomorrow, i'm going to blow up my account, then I'll be out of eternal bears competition. However when we do hit the circuit breaker, i'll win it.

>> No.11367203
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11367203

Big Bart up coming end of day

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11367209

>>11367167
YOU HEAR A WHISTLING OVERHEAD
ARE YOU IN GREEN OR ARE YOU RED
ITS ONLY THURSDAYYYY

>> No.11367222

>>11367203
nope. it will fall again to let room for holochain to moon, once again.

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11367235

>>11367209
>YOU HEAR A WHISTLING OVERHEAD
>tfw you're a Japanese soldier in WW2

>> No.11367258

Anybody have any cool bear stories? I wanna hear the one about Mt. Gox again.

>> No.11367267
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11367267

>>11367195
That's not the world functions anyhow. Big money cannot go to cash, bitcoins, or gold or anything similar that dont provide value or cash flow. Stocks offer 5% buy backs + dividends alone + price appreciation and inflation is finally on the rise so the returns will rise too.

>> No.11367270

>>11367209
Already out when the debt yield spiked

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11367271

>>11367167
I will not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.

>> No.11367275

>>11366055
Joke's on you, breh. I took an elephant sized dump yesterday and now I probly won't need to poop again until next week.

>> No.11367280

Buy VIX and Gold

>> No.11367286

>>11367275
This. So much room to eat now.

>> No.11367292

>>11367258
HMNY

>> No.11367298

Puts on vix for free money

>> No.11367300
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11367300

>>11367280
already up on gold
shit's working out

>> No.11367302

When times are good, I'm a trader.

When times are bad, I'm an investor.

>> No.11367303

>>11367275
I just saw a bear pull a red candle out of a bulls ass and smack him in the head with it. It was the funniest shit I've seen all day.

>> No.11367304

LCI is looking so fucking bullish right now

>> No.11367306

>>11367300
DUST calls fren

>> No.11367330
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11367330

>>11367304

>> No.11367358

>>11367304
You've never answered me, why LCI specifically? You'll never be able to shill it hard enough to recoup your losses. Why LCI? What's the infatuation with that utter shit stock?

>> No.11367363

I WAS TOLD THIS WAS THE BIG ONE!!!!

>> No.11367388

I like how "corrections" in todays market wipe out gains for the entire year. How exactly is that a correction?

>> No.11367405

>>11367397
>>11367397
>>11367397
>>11367397

Fresh bread

>> No.11367413

>>11367358
>You'll never be able to shill it hard enough to recoup your losses.
Do you know my average?

basically due to the share structure and short interest.

>> No.11367647

Surely $276.50 is the new support, Bears btfo,

>> No.11368142

>>11365924
Explain this pic related is trump saying no about ?