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11343592 No.11343592 [Reply] [Original]

>he doesnt raise chickens in the backyard
>still think he is gonna make it

>> No.11343600

>>11343592
still not vegan in 2018

meat is murder

>> No.11343678

>>11343600
not having animal farms will make certain animals go extinct. So its a choice between murder and genocide.

>> No.11343696

>>11343600
Why not just eat the eggs? You can assure your chicken grow in a cruelty free environment, I thought the problem was the meat industry, not small farmers.

>> No.11343727

>>11343592
>murder is always bad
>animals are part of society

never gonna make it

>> No.11343827

>>11343727
>Double iq digits are part of the society.

>> No.11343852

>>11343592
haha

how many chickens can i buy for 33 bitcoin/

>> No.11343857

>>11343592
Fuck I do!!! But its not as bullish as you may think...

>> No.11343874

>>11343592
>he's still not eating lab grown meat
are you afraid of the future anon?

>> No.11343902

>>11343696
>eating a roosters developed sperm
not gonna make it

>> No.11343948
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11343948

>>11343902
Hens dont need a rooster to lay eggs anon...
DYOR

>> No.11343976

raising chickens for one household costs about the same as just buying eggs desu. I still do it, cause I like to, but it's not very economical

>> No.11343977

>>11343948
redpilled

>> No.11343984

>>11343976
I sell some to the village around me but you are right one won´t make it with eggs.

>> No.11343986

>>11343902
How old are you?

>> No.11344003

>>11343948
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT IS TRUE

>> No.11344013

>>11343986
old enough to inseminate your aunt

>> No.11344030

>>11344013
Judging from your hilarious understanding of poultry and this dumbass reply I'm going to guess 12-14 range. Kek.

>> No.11344047

dude thought we were eating baby chickens? kek.

>> No.11344078

>>11344030
also judging by your aunt's standards

>> No.11344166
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11344166

>>11343592
Seriously tho guise, Is the Anything She Can't Do?

>> No.11344168

>>11344047
Dont google balut egg

>> No.11344173

>>11344168
ok

>> No.11344175

i dont want to get emotionally attached to the chicken

>> No.11344438

>>11344175
you dont have to, it doesnt need roosters to lay eggs

>> No.11345215

>>11343948
A FUCKIN REDPILL !!
finally a time this board improves my financial situation

>> No.11345270

>>11343592
Was just thinking about doing this yesterday. I eat those organic free range eggs but theyre too expensive. Thinking about just making them at home.

>> No.11345300

>>11343948
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
ASEXUALLY REPRODUCING demon birds?

chickens are ABOMINATIONS
mikepence.jpg

>> No.11345339

>>11345300
Its just a period basically

>> No.11345344
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11345344

>>11344166

With your own chicken you are investing in your health anons.
free range, free of chemicals and medicine and other shit
good eggs and good meat

>> No.11345353
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11345353

>>11344166
fuck pineapple on a pizza by the way

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11345372

>>11344166
yes, still not done with that topic

>> No.11345380

>>11345353
The only pizza where it fits is chicken breast + pineapple+pizza
come on now that's a good combo

>> No.11345406

>>11345270
Organic, free range, grassfed...they are all almost meaningless buzzwords.

Its a deep rabbit hole though that only really starts with your own farm because so few people are taking advantage of the information out there.

>> No.11345461

>>11343976
the eggs have way more protein, omega 3, and more micronutrients

and i grow collard greens for chicken fodder and the inputs for that are rain+sun so its really about $20 a month in grains for about 8 dozen eggs. I usually sell half for $4-$6 each depending on how much i like the person

my chickens eat lots of bugs and the shells on their eggs are always so thick theyre actually difficult to crack and the yolks are bright orange with the whites being firm and thick

also no pesticides, hormones, etc

>> No.11345465

>>11345406
The state/EU is making some laws when something can be called organic/free range, whatever.
Of course big companies are going to the maximum stretching that out as good as possible to make the most profit.

Nothing beats the chickens/eggs that are roaming freely around my fields everyday doing whatevery they want.

>> No.11345479

>>11343592
can you fuck a chicken? what does it feel like?

>> No.11345507
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11345507

get on my level

>> No.11345512

>>11345406
>>11345270

dont fall for the organic scam.

"free range" is some regulated bullshit where if they let the chicken see sunlight x amount of hours it counts as free range. they don't actually get to roam around and eat bugs like a real chickie

https://www.thebalancesmb.com/what-does-free-range-really-mean-2538247

>Free Range Chicken Legal Terminology

>The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) has defined the term "free range" only for chickens, not for eggs or for other livestock, such as cattle.

>For chickens, "free range" means the birds must "have access to the outdoors for an undetermined period each day, according to the USDA. In practice, this can mean the chickens live most of their lives outdoors, retreating to their coop only when weather or other factors require them to do so, or it can mean the chickens spend all their time in cramped, indoor pens that have a small door opened to the outside for just a few minutes each day.

>Because the USDA rules for "free range" don't apply to other animals, or even to eggs, "free range" on those products is legally meaningless — producers can use the label in any way they want. Again, it can mean the animals spent most of their lives in wide, outdoor spaces, or it can mean they occasionally got a glimpse of the sun through a small door, but never went outside themselves.

organic is similarly bs

>> No.11345543

>>11345507
What is this demon monster bear-bird

>> No.11345556

>>11345465
No...even real free range is a meme. You need to move then daily...mimick predator pressure. Keep them out of their own filth, make them eat plants they wouldn't normally...fresh bugs etc.

>> No.11345560

How many eggs can one chicken mine per week? Might have but some of these rigs

>> No.11345567

>>11344078
Based /ss/ aunt

>> No.11345627

>>11345556
my chickens have acres of grass, no fence, the left overs of fruits, vegetables, stale bread from the household, tons of insects in the bushes, low hanging fruits an berrys all over the garden
from time to time a car may hit a chicken but hey, that's life on the land side.
Only winter time sucks a little for them since they won't go outside when everything is covered in snow.

>> No.11345724

>>11345479
They die

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>>11345724

>> No.11345754
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11345754

>>11343592
Shit, where do I get a chicken from? How many do I need? Is there a wikihow of raising chickens? So many questions, so much fear, so less answers. Tfw.

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11345756

>>11343600
T.Soiboy

>> No.11345802

>>11343678
>not having animal farms will make certain animals go extinct
>implying this is a bad thing

Cattle, chicken etc honestly would benefit from becoming extinct because they live such a shitty live just due to their body being bred for production

>> No.11345823

>>11345802
again, the issue here is massive factory farming.
animals at some small scale farmer with big fields are totally different then the stuff you can buy at the supermarket.

>> No.11345824

>>11345461
20 bucks for 96 eggs, high quality eggs. Is a good a deal

>> No.11345833

I want to get started but where can I get chickens to begin with? What do you feed these little guys?

>> No.11345843

>>11345507
What does chocobo meat taste like

>> No.11345849

>>11345833
buy eggs from store and keep them warm until they hatch

>> No.11345851

>>11345802
my cattle were always very happy grazing wandering the fields and hanging out under their favorite tree. I think whoever got the beef also got some of their happiness and definitely the nutrients

>> No.11345874

>>11345507
>when they try to crossbreed back some dino back into the bird

>> No.11346046

>>11343902
>not eating the seed of lyfe
not going to make it

>> No.11346369

>>11345849
Anon, 99.99% of the time, you buy "clear egg" on a supermarket.
It means it will never become a chick no matter how much time and love you put on it.
Please,next time, specify wich kind of store.
Online store or some garden shoop sell inseminated egg that you need to hatch.
You can buy chick directly too.

>> No.11346380

I bought homegrown eggs from a kid in highschool once, they were really good. What i found most interesting was the eggs were not of consistent sizes and the shells were all a different shade of off green. I'm really into growing my own berries and fruit so I'll definitely get them one day.

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11346403

>>11346380
Also for anons interested, the chickens are dirt cheap too
https://www.efowl.com/product-category/chickens-for-sale/

>> No.11346470

we've been talking a lot about eggs, but nobodies mentioned meat birds yet. even my layers get the chop once their egg production slows down. old birds can still make a good stew.

>> No.11346529

>>11343902

Lmao

This nigga serious?

>> No.11346534

>>11346403
chicken prostitution has gotten out of hand

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11346555

>>11344168

I just googled it

For fucks sake, asia needs another nuke i swear

>> No.11346619

>>11346555
Nuke everything except Japan, they already had their share

>> No.11346735

>>11345507

Holy shit that's a rare spawn

Kill it for loot before some faggot hunter tries to tame it

>> No.11346772

>>11343852
You can usually get female chicks for around a dollar or two. Just have to raise them right and feed them.

>> No.11347028

>>11345627
So do you go walking around when you want eggs? Or do they only lay eggs in their permanent nests/coops?

>> No.11347050

I have two chickens, two veggie patches and fig trees all round my house. Life is good

>> No.11347141

>>11346555
What is it? I'm scared to look lol

>> No.11347620

>>11343592

attracts rats like nothing else

>> No.11347628

>>11345270

keeping chickens is going to cost you more than whatever the fuck you pay for eggs now and then

>> No.11347669

>c o p e

>>11347620
not if don't throw food everywhere

>>11347628
lol no. also eggs from the supermarket taste like shit compared to fresh from your own chickens

>> No.11347672

>>11345344
>>11345353
>>11345372
>>11345380
pineapple and Canadian bacon is a good pizza tho...