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Would it be wrong to pay some roastie a bit of money to take pictures with me pretending to be my gf in order to appease my parents? I’m 25 years old and a KHV and I’m pretty sure they’re gonna exclude me from the inheritance if I don’t at least give them some hope of ever having grandchildren. We live apart a fair distance so it’s not like they’ll find out, I can just say we broke up once a few months have passed. Also where would you even find a girl to do this? I want someone normal looking so prostitutes probably won’t do. Can I use fiver?

>> No.11325937

>>11325873
Good plan OP. Honestly prostitutes are fine if you just make it clear what your intention is. Prostitutes are normal looking people dude

>> No.11326057

>>11325873
If I was your dad I would know it’s a prostitute because I would recognize I’ve probably been with her. Your dad will think you’re a cuck when you say you didn’t fuck her when he asks how your time was with her.

>> No.11326085

>>11325873
Just find some random roastie and tell her you're too afraid to come out of the closet to your parents right now, and they're pressuring you to have a GF. Then ask her to take pics with you.

You won't even need to pay her. Lots of girls love to white knight SJW causes and this will make her feel like she's brought justice to the universe that day.

>> No.11326118
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>>11325873
you have to fuck her if you pay her anything. fake gf pics are new low even for you. you know this. just fuck a whore and forget the pics

>> No.11326121

maybe u can try not being a stupid faggot and get a real gf

>> No.11326124

>>11325873

lol

I love this board

>> No.11326126

>>11325873
No lol fucking do it bro. Then you can work on finding a real one in the meantime. What do you think is holding you back with females?
Trust me, I struggled with self confidence for years until I stopped giving a fuck and started working out.

>> No.11326155

>>11325937
There's always a risk they can find out her profile if she's a prostitute with publicly available info online. I don't know if my dad uses prostitutes or not but there's a chance he might and it would ruin everything.. I'd rather find a normal girl.
>>11326085
That is ridiculous, no girl would agree to something like this for free. I just need to know where to advertise a service like this, like is there a website for this sort of "job" or not.
>>11326118
Fucking a whore will not solve this problem, did you even read my post?
>>11326126
I've been working out for 6 years and I'm pretty big, it's deep seated confidence issues and a completely unworkable personality that are preventing me from getting a gf. It's hopeless and I've accepted it.

>> No.11326186
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Just get a rental GF.
Cheaper and much more enjoyable then some roasty whore.

>> No.11326214

>>11326155
Wanna be friends?

>> No.11326229
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>>11325873
Fuck I’m also in this situation. There is money to be made here anon. Someone make a business that rents out roasties to KHVs. Since 80% of the worlds men aren’t having sex/gf if is a huge customer base

>> No.11326373

>>11326186
>>11326229
I just want the pics though. I don't care about "experiencing a gf". Again, these people have publicly available info online that puts me at a risk of being found out.

>> No.11326414

>>11325873
Most prostitutes are "normal looking". Not all of them are movie stereotypes

>> No.11326421

>>11326373
Exactly anon. We make a business that offers this and makes it no risk of being found out. There is a huge market for it because of tinder ruining the sexual marketplace for most men

>> No.11326426

>>11325873
just go to a bar buy a girl a drink talk her up and ask for a photo

>> No.11326436

>>11326373
>Again, these people have publicly available info online that puts me at a risk of being found out.
Very few of them actualy. Most don't publish their faces and media in escort websites

>> No.11326484

>>11326426
Just one pic ain’t gonna cut it though. To make this believable I’m gonna need to take at least a few different pics at various locations and times of day, like a restaurant, theater, theme park etc. places where people go on dates.

>> No.11326510

>>11326484
Why don’t you just get a gf who is a post wall roastie?

>> No.11326523

>>11325873
Are you Asian?

>> No.11326540

>>11326484
tell your parents you aren't into relationships right now and take photo with multiple different girls they'll atleast think you're not homosexual and have a chance of having children in the future.

>> No.11326544

>>11326523
Say you have an online girlfriend in Canada.

>> No.11326567

>>11326510
I don’t see the point in doing that.
>>11326523
I’m white.
>>11326540
They wouldn’t listen. They already had me at 24 and get upset every time I make an excuse for being single

>> No.11326571
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Every weekend me and my rental GF go to see my parents for a few hours.
Cost's me around 150 every weekend but my parents are happy that I have a pretty young girlfriend (rental)

>> No.11326583

>>11326567
Post wall roasties are even more desperate than you are anon. You can get your pics then kick the roastie to the curb. You may even get laid

>> No.11326658
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>>11325873
Okay OP, you got it all wrong. What your parents are REALLY afraid of is that you just end up as a D&D, vidya game loser, with 0 social skills who an heros themselves when they're 35; leaving them sad and depressed for the few remaining years on earth. As long as they realize you're not a lost cause and you have the capability of finding a wife one day, they won't cut you out of their will. What you need to do is go buy a copy of The Game and read it over. A lot of it is outdated and cheap parlor tricks, but what it's brilliant at is getting KHVs like yourself to put themselves out there and to become comfortable around women socially (i.e. Talk to 5 random people every day.) once you get over that hurdle of awkward social interactions and know how to behave, you'll see a lot more attention from women. Additionally, lurk /fit/, clean up your diet, start working out and get in shape. You'll have more confidence and attract better looking women, so you don't have to resort to paying some roastie to take pics with you, who your father would never believe you are dating.

t former fatass who got fit and has now lost count of the amount of women he's fucked.

>> No.11326764

>>11326658
I'm hard

>> No.11326971

>>11326658
how do you talk to 5 random people a day? what makes you think they have anything interesting to discuss. Do I say, "how about this weather?" who wants to talk about the weather for 20 minutes? fuck

>> No.11327135

>>11326658
listen to this hooker

>> No.11327153

>>11326658
this girl has skin cancer look at those brown dots

>> No.11327874

>>11326571
Where did you find her? Aren’t you worried your parents will find out?

>> No.11327906

there was a really cute limey girl on fiverr 5 years ago. but i was too beta to even talk to to her for the business. so i just bookmarked her fiverr and repeatedlly visited it