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Sergey has finally emerged into the public eye again and as we all have seen he is still wearing the same fucking shirt. As I see it there are only a few explanations for this strange phenomenon. Below I have listed them in the order from most likely to least likely. Please discuss and tell me what you think:

1. Sergey is just a fat slob who has gone more than one year without changing his shirt out of sheer laziness

2. Sergey has spent approximately 32 million dollars on big macs and cannot afford to buy clothing for himself

3. Sergey is such an Autist that he has a closet full of the same shirt

4. Sergey is trying to be the Plaid Steve jobs

How do we explain this odd behavior? Will it scare aware potential investors?

>> No.11325844

The answer is 1, but will try to play it off as 4

>> No.11325887
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>>11325826
3 AND 4

>> No.11325909

>>11325826
this
>>11325887

>> No.11325931

5. sergey doesnt wash and wears same dirty clothes all the time, he smells of BO.

>> No.11326086

>>11325826
It must be a really comfortable shirt...

>> No.11326096

6. Sergey is aware of and playing into the memes.

>> No.11326188

>>11325826
he's telling us to hold because we are right

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>>11325931

>> No.11326205

>>11325826
Chainlink is love. Chainlink is life.

>> No.11326221

>>11325826
>6. Sirgay is a hologram and doesnt actually exist, he is the perfect exit scam

>> No.11326237

>>11325931
this has to be the answer. it's like in karate/bjj where you aren't supposed to wash the belts that you get so that the sweat you put into them is always there. sergey is the same with his link mission

>> No.11326277

>>11325826
is that actually him? Or is it photoshopped?

>> No.11326342

>>11326096
This.

>> No.11326368
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it has puzzled me
With all that ICO money
Why not at least spend a little on clothes
He doesn't seem autistic but maybe he is
Steve Ellis always is seen wearing different clothing
Why not Sergey?

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>>11325826
In all honesty I think he has the same shirt because I have been trying to buy that shirt for months now and its impossible to find that exact model anywhere!!!

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>>11325826
None of the above. He doesn't actually wear clothes. What looks like his clothes is actually his skin, which is kind of camouflaged. The only time he changes his "shirt", is when he sheds his skin. This happens every time he exit scams, as to hide from his investors ire.

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youtube.com/watch?v=u-P-zGodmkM

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>>11325887
>>11325909
It's consistency combined with simplicity. There are elements of both Jobs and Zuckerberg intertwined. The brand name itself was specifically chosen as a meta commentary on the classic "lucky" t-shirt. There are numerous influences, but the difference is that Sergey will be greater than all of them combined. And to top it all off, he has only a fraction of the Ego. He is the chosen one. Handpicked by fintech elites to lead the fourth industrial revolution. Nothing will be the same Post-Chainlink (PC).

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>>11326604
fuckin BASED AND REDPILLLED

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>>11326368
Sergey was already very very rich long before chainlink.
Wearing that shirt? This is clearly intent

>> No.11326681

The shirt is a symbolistic message to those that can decode it. It is for us. We are going to make it.

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>>11325826
>Listing the answer the second
mfw

>> No.11328025

>>11326681
this

>> No.11328043

>>11325826
It’s like a signal to all the Autists out there that only we know how to decode hahah. Sort of like Jericho in Detroit becoming human

>> No.11328077

3, hes like an anime character.

>> No.11328096

>>11326277
kek

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i honestly think the shirt transcends into chainlink itself. think about it this shirt represents everything about chainlink. we can tell just by this shirt behavior is proof sergey is the most autistic human on earth.

>> No.11328326

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Sergey Nazarov kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to thirty two million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to thirty two million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

>> No.11328637

>>11326491

W-when do you think he will change again Anon?

>> No.11328651

Hes a fat slob.