/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11317163]

Keep this thread alive for 24h and ill tell you the code I put on this melon. I'm gonna get wasted and if I'm alive tomorrow I'll share the reason I'm happy now

Tip: related to link mainnet

[Anonymous No.11317175]

>>11317163
Wat

[Anonymous No.11317177]

>>11317163
link is shit who cares

[Anonymous No.11317178]

>>11317163
*sigh*
Bump

[Anonymous No.11317193]

>>11317163
looks like a napster logo?

[Anonymous No.11317195]

Link is shit

[Anonymous No.11317220]

Dudes it's good news, I don't want to share it as no more than 17 people know this. I've been having fun reading your Twitter breadcrumbs and now everything is rolling. I'll tell. Tomorrow if I survive

Over here if you open this image with some software I left some breadcrumbs for you to have a good night

[Anonymous No.11317231]

Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.11317235]

ok kid

[Anonymous No.11317239]

>tfw you can read the melon

[Anonymous No.11317257]

The absolute state of link shills....melons? All time low is coming

[Anonymous No.11317274]

If you need timestamp tell me you faggots

[anonymous No.11317275]

>>11317175
http://lmgtfy.com/?s=d&q=Steganography

[Anonymous No.11317512]

>>11317163
What stage drunk are you at right now? Point to the ice cream that most closely approximates it, please.

[Anonymous No.11317545]

>>11317512

2

[Anonymous No.11317567]

>>11317163
Why not play along.
Are you drunk anon by any chance?

[Anonymous No.11317578]

>>11317545
Go to stage 3 and spill the beans before stage 4 gets you.

[Anonymous No.11318341]

Have one last bump nigger!

[Anonymous No.11318361]

>>11317163
>>11317163

I knew my degree would finally come to practical use...guys he’s saying “mainnet in November, LINK $10K EOY”

[Anonymous No.11318467]

>>11317163
Dude this board is dead, your gay thread will stay up for days with less than 30 replies.

[Anonymous No.11318586]

>>11318467
This is actually bullish for Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.11318601]

>>11318586
you deluded fucks. wow.

[Anonymous No.11318607]

>>11318601

[Anonymous No.11318703]

Gimme larp mofo.

[Anonymous No.11318727]

>>11318703
We got like 19 hours to go before this guy gets bailed out of the drunk tank probably. Hopefully he's thinking of a real nice larp for us and not just in there blowing dudes for "protection".

[Anonymous No.11318728]

>>11317163
ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 3 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

[Anonymous No.11318739]

>>11317163
Chainlink is love. Chainlink is life.

[Anonymous No.11318740]

Anon: "I wrote chainlink mainnet date on a melon in secret code"
Biz: "Sounds plausible"

[Anonymous No.11318783]

>>11318740
This is advanced meme alchemy at work here.

[Anonymous No.11318788]

>>11318740
Launch code for USA nuclear warheads was 00000000. This timeline is fucking ridiculous, Trump is president, most people have little handheld touchscreen mini computers on their hands, mumble rap is a thing.

I don't even know what the fuck is happening anymore, I just wanna neet it up asap.

Gimme larp mofos.

[Anonymous No.11318894]

>>11318788
Checked. Also nuclear launch codes will be handled by Chainlink smart contracts. It will all be automated and tamper proof like the doomsday machine in Dr. Strangelove, so you can stop worrying about that.

[Anonymous No.11319013]

>>11318894
I'm not worried at all.

[Anonymous No.11319040]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful tip,
that started from this tropic board,
aboard this tiny thread.

[Anonymous No.11319050]

The leak was a mighty sailin' pajeet,
the Skipper brave and sure,
seventeen passengers set sail that day,
for a twenty four hour tour,
a twenty four hour tour.

[Anonymous No.11319238]

50 minutes from the last post and this thread is on page 3 still.
>once I get to page 10 I be free!

[Anonymous No.11319254]

>>11317545
Ok.

[Anonymous No.11319470]

>>11319238

NOT SO FAST

[Anonymous No.11319479]

>>11317163
What the fuck is wrong with chainlinkers. A clinical study involving PED scans would be super interesting. There is something going on here

[Anonymous No.11319661]

>>11319479
Linkies are all burnouts who used to be high iq autists and have loads of 'potential.' Unfortunately, they're also low-motivatio, low-T natural born losers who easily addict to self-destructive thoughts and behaviors, so instead of using their obsessive intellects to create value, they instead avoid responsibility and seek out situations where they can do the same low-effort, high short-term reward onanistic nonsense day in and day out to cope with the fact that they should be doing better (imagine any combination of vidya, living with mom and dad after college, drug use, minimum wage jobs, netflix, obsessive music listening, chronic masturbation etc). They spend years doing stuff like this hoping that their fluid intelligence will remain the same, unaware that their capacity to solve problems and cope with new information is ever converging on retard-tier as they only train to do the same unchallenging things day after day while damaging their brains with drug abuse.
The Link delusion is so strong because the effort it takes to overcome memes and just read the fucking whitepaper is reminiscent of the few times that Link holders actually tried and felt satisfaction from putting in effort. This sense of satisfaction is the hook that Link holders fixate on and try to fit into their addictive schema, so they make pointless 'research' challenges (dot connecting) and memes to simulate the 'satisfaction through effort' feeling, and they justify it with the lie that, this time, their addiction will make them money.
I bet if you were to do an fMRI study on their brains, linkies would be indistinguishable from lifelong meth addicts and chronic abuse victims. It's all very sad, and I say this as somebody who's all in Link.