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Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:30:19 2018 No.11310484 [Reply] [Original]

So anon, how's the job search going?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:30:45 2018 No.11310490 >>11310484 im going to rape your fucking face and pay you nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:31:23 2018 No.11310492 I can't login to my linkedin or my dad would know I'm doing terrible. So I have to make it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:32:01 2018 No.11310499 >>11310490 dad? is that you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:32:36 2018 No.11310501 File: 883 KB, 500x278, 6fda6264732ed0c29d8ed7b11f00923144d3d73e_hq.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11310484 applied to a library and got nothing back

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:49:17 2018 No.11310613 File: 154 KB, 465x257, 1517380218123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I PICK CHEMISTRY WHY DID I PICK SUCH A FUCKING MEME AND JUST MYSELF THIS HARD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:54:20 2018 No.11310645 >>11310613 Fellow Chemist here, just had an interview for a job as a museum employee. AAAAH I SHOULD HAVE DONE A MEME SUBJECT LIKE (((NUTRITION))) AND I'D BE GETTING PAID SIX FIGURES TO SEE HIPSTERS IN BROOKLYN AND TELL THEM TO BE (((VEGAN)))

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:57:01 2018 No.11310660 I can't get a job even if I wanted one...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:11:29 2018 No.11310742 >>11310645 I just want at least one interview at a lab or something. I'll even go full meme and try finance jobs with the math

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:24:10 2018 No.11310820
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>>11310613
>>11310645
jesus christ I am so lucky,

>I went for computer science,
>failed on class because of a teacher, thought programming wasn't for me (half the class failed and the teacher was awful)
>changed to chemistry, hated it
>changed to psychology, realized meme and walked out of class
>back to comp sci degree
>handed a job right when i graduated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:26:48 2018 No.11310830 Former physicist here.. well published. I work as a cryptocurrency programmer now, pretty fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:40:09 2018 No.11310911 >>11310820 so how long did you delay your graduation for and what type of school was this? your average state school or ivy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:46:37 2018 No.11310943 >>11310484 I'm considering just removing my degree from CV because I can't get a job anywhere

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:41:15 2018 No.11311275 I just got a job paying 2 grand a week off an email and 1 interview last week. Basically guaranteed 3 other 6 figure jobs I want. Power of a strong resume anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:50:59 2018 No.11311350 >>11310820 das it mane. similiar experience here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:58:44 2018 No.11311400 File: 12 KB, 684x238, tempsnip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd be taking a $40k+ pay cut to take this type of job but they're so fucking selective. I'm tired of my current job setting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:04:48 2018 No.11311425 >>11311275 >Strong resume You lied, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:09:02 2018 No.11311446 >>11310484 Following up on some referrals hopefully I can get some informational interviews

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:09:59 2018 No.11311452 >>11311275 What the fuck am I doing wrong with my fucking resume god dammit. I just want them to at least call back when I try to follow up

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:15:29 2018 No.11311489 What's the best city job to aim for? I don't have much experience outside of small business office and customer service.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:31:07 2018 No.11311576
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>>11310820
>tfw turbo autist with a CS degree
I literally enter life or death panic mode when I interview. Interviewers are always super impressed by my resume, but I am told I'm not a good fit after every phone screening. I say the right things I think, but my mannerisms probably throw them for a loop. I have a few good ideas though for businesses. They're pretty clever, but I won't be able to hire anyone to work for me let alone convince any VCs to give me money cause of how much of a faggot I am. It wasn't supposed to be like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:34:18 2018 No.11311592 >>11310613 chemistry jobs have like 250 applicants applying for a $12.50 temp job. It's mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:35:20 2018 No.11311598 >>11310484 Haven't even bothered. I look at job application forms and get anxious at all the shit they expect from you all for low pay and wonky hours. My brothers give me shit but I just want to NEET forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:35:48 2018 No.11311599 >>11311592 Sad. I was a Chemistry major and always thought it had a better job market than Biology.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:45:57 2018 No.11311662 >>11311599 You can only get jobs in bio if you become a teacher I think.

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