/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.11296293]

anti gold edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11294300

[Anonymous No.11296365]

first for hating gold

[Anonymous No.11296387]

>IGC

[Anonymous No.11296390]

Fake dump was fake.

[Anonymous No.11296393]

Does anyone think Super Micro Computer is a good bargain after the hacking scandal? It's tumbled, do you think it will recover?

[Anonymous No.11296397]

>>11296387
rip

[Anonymous No.11296412]

>>11296293
COMPOUNDING INTEREST. REINVEST YOUR GAINS. WE'LL ALL MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.11296429]

>>11296293
fuck you gold hating faggots, it's bad form for one general thread to attack another

[Anonymous No.11296435]

>>11296393
it's dead

[Anonymous No.11296448]

>>11296429
fuck you faggots hating people who hate on gold

[Anonymous No.11296463]

>>11296448
fuck you faggot, I hope you die in a fire

[Anonymous No.11296469]

>>11296435
I mean, is it?
They lost a lot of respect, but will they actually fold?

[Anonymous No.11296473]

>>11296463
fuck off racist

[Anonymous No.11296474]

>>11296448
Fuck you fag for hating people hating people hating on gold.

[Anonymous No.11296489]

>>11296473
fuck you bitch, where did I say something racist?

[Anonymous No.11296490]

>>11296469
They would probably face a lifetime ban in the U.S when Trump hears about it.

[Anonymous No.11296498]

>tfw fucking ford and some random mining company are the only thing keeping me in the green overall today

[Weed No.11296509]

Taking a look at relative losses on the dude weed today (almost everything was red because of the market dip), there is some interesting stuff. I am confident that Harvest One Cannabis and Tetra BioPharma are headed for significant pumps very soon. Neither set new lower lows on the day today. TBP actually closed even.

My higher risk more speculative position is also looking better. Canopy Rivers. Downside movements are weakening. Pic related is the 1h chart. Normally i would post daily by RIV's chart is very short due to recent listing and the daily isn't exactly useful yet. If you're interested in trading RIV, I recommend waiting for a volume spike. It doesn't have to be a big one, just maybe double the average from the past few days of low volume.

[Anonymous No.11296512]

>>11296490
But they are a US company. It seems like it was a factory issue.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11296516]

>Literally got rid of all my leverage within the last week or two.
>Somehow, my intuition led me to be sitting on 7k of cash today.
>Spent 1k on a 3/15/19 call for QQQ at $185 before close.
>Spent another 1k on SPXL.
>Spent another 1k on FB.

Feels good, mane

[Anonymous No.11296517]

First for FUCK gold and silver commie shills
but is this even the real thread

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11296534]

>>11296517
>but is this even the real thread
This. Comfy was pretty good as thread OP dictator.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11296540]

>>11296288
Fugging art
>>11296517
This thread was created 21 minutes ago, while the other was created 22.
Confirmed real thread

[Anonymous No.11296542]

>>11296517

This thread has the correct title so I'm sticking with this one.

[Anonymous No.11296543]

>>11296517
yes it is
it's the one with the most replies after the one with 300+ replies

[Anonymous No.11296545]

>>11296512
>But they are a US company.
Forced into Chapter 11 then.

[Anonymous No.11296551]

What do you cunts use to keep track of shitfolio?

[Anonymous No.11296561]

Posted in the wrong thread so reposting:

I’m holding a 13 strike GE put w/January expiry. Will GE be dying at some point or should I cut with minimal losses?

[Anonymous No.11296563]

Will IGC recover?

[Anonymous No.11296564]

>>11296509

For that RIV chart, disregard the data before the big red candle on the left. Those numbers are pre RTO and have nothing to do with the current ticker.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11296573]

>>11296561
My friends are still getting hired there, so they haven't even frozen hiring yet.

[Anonymous No.11296577]

Help me friends

[Anonymous No.11296600]

>>11296387

[Anonymous No.11296609]

Anybody load up on BHC?
Nice dip today and possible FDA approval tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11296616]

>>11296387
Bugatti Maserati young Korean THOTTY

[Anonymous No.11296621]

>>11296577
Diversify more

[Anonymous No.11296625]

>>11296577
Why do you think its known as a "call"

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11296626]

>>11296563
>IGC
>still up 1000% in the last 3 months
imagine buying a stonk when it was up 2000%
I have no pity for you

[Anonymous No.11296627]

>>11296577
no sympathy for options gamblers

[Anonymous No.11296646]

>>11296625
Fuck, I do usually let it go to voicemail...

[Anonymous No.11296664]

>>11296625
>implying you can decline that call

[Anonymous No.11296682]

>>11296646
dont let it go to voicemail

[Anonymous No.11296683]

Are we gonna get absolutely fucked if the bonds breakout above the 35 year trendline? Who the fuck even buys bonds fucking boomers always ruin everything

[weed No.11296698]

Media pump article for today for media weed pump month. Expect more of these every day from now until the 17th. As I wrote yesterday, I think this media saturation will cause one more inflation on the bubble before the inevitable pop, technicals be damned.

Article on Constellation raking in the dough from Canopy Growth investment already, saying they're mad bullish on the sector etc etc.
https://www.investors.com/news/constellation-brands-earnings-marijuana-stocks-canopy-growth/

[Anonymous No.11296701]

>>11296627
I try really hard to not treat it like a casino and I'm pretty good at sticking to a plan. Lately it just seems like it doesn't matter how long I stare at a chart or read reports, something fucky happens. CEO gets removed, sexual assault allegations against management, fraudulent reports. I always get bogged no matter how good the charts and valuations look.

[Anonymous No.11296712]

>>11296683


Yields already broke out, thats what February correction was all about

[Anonymous No.11296716]

>>11296577
*Crack*
*Sip*
I remember my first week with options

[Anonymous No.11296757]

s&p is off 0.8% and people are losing their shirts

[Anonymous No.11296781]

>>11296757
it means i get to buy more QLD and SSO and pick up a free couple % gains when we hit another ATH in a few days

buy the first 1% dip of each month and you basically will retire twice as quickly as the boomer 'buy quarterly' clowns

[Anonymous No.11296796]

>Elon shouting Fuck the Police on twitter before the judge has approved the settlement
God damn I love this circus.

[Anonymous No.11296805]

Seriously, what's his endgame?

[Anonymous No.11296809]

>>11296796
what a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.11296825]

>>11296796
Cute.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11296831]

>>11296805
>>11296796
Gotta love the guy

[Anonymous No.11296834]

>>11296805
He's looking for a scapegoat. "Damn SEC ruining our stock price. That is why we can't pay our debt!"

[Anonymous No.11296850]

>>11296805
Holy shit

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11296853]

>>11296805
Dubs and Elon goes to prison

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11296876]

>>11296701
>I try really hard to not treat it like a casino and I'm pretty good at sticking to a plan. Lately it just seems like it doesn't matter how long I stare at a chart or read reports, something fucky happens.
Fucking this.
Really want to switch to ML model, but shit's fucking hard.
Stats backed approaches are king.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11296883]

>>11296853
kys you fucking retard

hhuurr dduurr send him to prison because he's better than me hhuurrr duurrr

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11296901]

>>11296883
>mfw I realize Big 5 Guy is Elon Musk

[Anonymous No.11296912]

>>11296825
>>11296805
jej

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11296924]

>>11296901
>mfw you are so retarded that you can't even understand that you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.11296937]

>>11296912
>Investments are safu

[Anonymous No.11296957]

>>11296937
WTF is her problem?

[Anonymous No.11296982]

>>11296957
Probably a minimum wage Stacy that fell for Elon’s ebic ideas without doing any research beyond normie Facebook news articles

[Anonymous No.11296986]

>>11296957
"saved up"

AVERAGE IN ON POSITIONS LMFAO BTFO

Owning Tesla is the biggest meme available currently, 2x leveraged index funds or bust

[Anonymous No.11297014]

>>11296957
She sounds like one of us

[Anonymous No.11297036]

>>11296957
buy high
sell low

[Anonymous No.11297037]

he's on a roll

[Anonymous No.11297051]

I guess different CEOs have different ways to burn thr shorts

[Anonymous No.11297056]

>>11297037
>Tesla
>Making
>Great
>Products

[Anonymous No.11297081]

>>11297037
Let me translate:
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Elon: Hello?
Lawyers: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? Send out this tweet for damage control and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.11297104]

>>11297056
>>11297081

[Anonymous No.11297131]

>>11297104
>pull forward demand for 3 years
>charge $60,000 a car to rich people wanting to virtue signal instead of the 35k mass market one promised
>deliver in months before new model years release for other manufacturers
>still don't outsell competitor over a tiny period so have to say you did on a "revenue basis"

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11297142]

>>11297081
*BZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Elon: WAZZZAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11297144]

>>11296796
>>11296834
>>11297081
>>11297131
trying this hard to be a faggot

[Anonymous No.11297148]

>>11297104
Elon is a bullshitter who surrounded himself with yes men. A dangerous situation.

[Anonymous No.11297155]

>>11297144
>Drinking the Muskaid

[Anonymous No.11297159]

Tricked my pet chinchilla into buying TQQQ yesterday

[Anonymous No.11297160]

>>11297144

[Anonymous No.11297164]

>>11296957
>elon loses his company $40 million with a retarded tweet
>then keeps making retarded tweets
>gee, I wonder why she's shook

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11297176]

>that feel when you find bottle of pain killers you forgot about

[Anonymous No.11297377]

Watch me lose it all.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11297467]

>>11297377
Oof

[Anonymous No.11297481]

Gtxi is starting to recover after its 97% loss last month. Question is, do I dump more money into it?

[Anonymous No.11297652]

>>11296387
Lmao bought that crap at $1.00 and sold at $11.00

[Anonymous No.11297686]

>>11296512
>Supermicro is an American company
>Founders: Charles Liang, Sara Liu, Yih-shyan Wally Liaw, Liang Chiu-chu Sara Liu

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11297719]

>>11297652
>bought that crap at $1.00 and sold at $11.00

[Anonymous No.11297733]

First OGEN now IGC

[Anonymous No.11297795]

>>11297733
Stay strong brother the OGEN moon will happen tomorrow after lunch! Guaranteed

[Anonymous No.11297800]

>>11297719
How do you guys even know these stocks exist before they are mooning?

Noone talking about them?

[Anonymous No.11297801]

>>11297733
>IGC
falling for a pajeet scam... should have went with NBEV, but that bubble will probably pop tomorrow, so watch out

[Anonymous No.11297833]

Boomers RISE UP
Who here /waiting on dividends/?

[Anonymous No.11297840]

>tfw bought about 600 bucks of MNGA when it dipped earlier today
>it dropped to around 0.35 per instead of spiking back upwards
If this shit doesnt fix itself before the end of next week im gonna flip the fuck out

[Anonymous No.11297875]

>squeezed out of LEVB, OGEN and HSGX this week

send help

[Anonymous No.11297895]

>>11297686
>charles
>sara (2x)
>wally

[Anonymous No.11297909]

>>11296912
>electric cars that zoom
wtf im a TSLA perma bull now

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11297975]

>>11297800
takes a long time to learn what stocks have moon potential. right now i'm looking at DXR it could be a pop or drop..

[Anonymous No.11297976]

>>11297686
>The majority of its workforce in San Jose is Taiwanese or Chinese, and Mandarin is the preferred language, with hanzi filling the whiteboards, according to six former employees. Chinese pastries are delivered every week, and many routine calls are done twice, once for English-only workers and again in Mandarin. The latter are more productive, according to people who’ve been on both. These overseas ties, especially the widespread use of Mandarin, would have made it easier for China to gain an understanding of Supermicro’s operations and potentially to infiltrate the company.

hmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.11297997]

Where do you guys find about about meme stocks like OGEN and BREW before they moon?

[Anonymous No.11298006]

>>11297997
dartboard

[Anonymous No.11298012]

>>11298006
But where do you find stocks to put on the dartboard?

[Anonymous No.11298026]

tomorrow are we hyperbull, flat, or bleed for days

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11298038]

>>11298012
thats a secret man.... this is what i did for about 6months-1 year.. everyday i would come home from work i would take a shit and study the fuck out of the top gainers. Why they moved and what they looked like before they moved. After awhile you will see something in common with most of them

[Anonymous No.11298059]

>>11298026
Bleed, I hope. My puts need it.

[Anonymous No.11298063]

>>11298012
https://www.random.org/strings/

[Anonymous No.11298074]

>>11298038
But where do you find stocks to study? The only ones I find are shilled stocks on here that have already mooned.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11298075]

Is Theta decay priced in for the weekends on Friday at close or Monday at open?

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11298097]

>>11298074
I used and still use Finviz i told everyone in here about BREW today at around 16.75.. i don't think anyone listened.. i heard about that one in a chat room

[Anonymous No.11298134]

>too pussy to buy anything on dip today
zzz a bit over 10K in my bank doing nothing

[Anonymous No.11298137]

so I have a question /smg/

If you knew you weren't going to live very long, so chasing money for future comfort wasn't really an issue, what would you do instead?

[Anonymous No.11298179]

>>11297833
Bought this stock, didn't even remember the name of it like Real Estate Fundage Inc or some shit, got it on margin, sold it to some distracted fund manager at 6AM, I only lost 9 cents of share value and got 18 cents of dividend. I checked back later at the end of day it dropped down like 32 cents lol

Shit was so cash.

>>11297840
That stock is tragic bullshit, I think its outstanding shares are way higher than people think or everyone is a pussy.

[Anonymous No.11298182]

At his rally, Trump just said china looking for deal and there will be talks soon but not yet
At least its not the usual fud

[Texas anon No.11298203]

>>11298137
I like to think that I’d go see all the places I want and fuck as many bitches as I could but I’d probably just sit around and cry about being kill so soon.

[Anonymous No.11298205]

>>11298075
Priced into the theta in general. It doesn't just dump extra on Friday. MMs don't give free premium.

[Anonymous No.11298209]

>>11298203
this bitch needs to loose like 40lbs

[Anonymous No.11298227]

>>11298137
Try and bang some qt3.14 who shows sympathy for my early demise.

[Anonymous No.11298237]

who here /short SMCI/?

[Anonymous No.11298244]

>>11298182
Amazon and Chipotle calls locked and loaded, full reversal 2% up and 6% for Chipoteeees LETS FUCKING GO.

[Anonymous No.11298254]

>>11298137
Fly to the third world and knock up as many random girls as I could to ensure my genetic legacy.

[Anonymous No.11298263]

Please BABA

[Anonymous No.11298288]

>>11298263
>investing in CHYNA after the Supermicro Beijing backdoor was revealed
China is done, srs

[Texas anon No.11298295]

>>11298209
You must be a skeleton cause she’s pretty close to perfect body type.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11298303]

>>11298263
>investing in authoritarian slave states
No pity
>>11298205
Based, thanks!

[Anonymous No.11298304]

>>11296293
>tfw I'm making it
Bros, hang in there. Don't be so hard on yourselves, think positive and keep improving your strategies. Start with some "1-foot putts" before you try "20-foot putts", it will build your confidence and understanding while limiting your losses.

[Anonymous No.11298305]

>>11298295
you must weigh 300 lbs and eat bigmacs every meal as those fat rolls on her stomach and arms are fucking gross

[Anonymous No.11298314]

>>11298303
You're welcome. Best of luck.

[Anonymous No.11298325]

>>11298295
this fat bitch really has tiny hamburgers on her shoulder?

[Anonymous No.11298329]

looking good

[Texas anon No.11298341]

>>11298305
>>11298325
Kys virgins

[Anonymous No.11298355]

Invest in LODE

People who missed IGC train now have this high potential gains to jump onto and its only 0.20 right now

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11298368]

>>11297377
in all me S&P trader grounds, it were grave day today
1/10 people were holding SPY calls

some people flat out quit today ;_;

[Anonymous No.11298404]

>>11298368
What does sharingan see for tmrw

[Anonymous No.11298467]

>>11298209
She's fine. Much preferable to those super-skinny Eastern European models whose ribcages are showing. Those bitches need to eat something.

[Anonymous No.11298479]

>>11298467
you sound fat and jealous.

>>11298341
fat girls have bad hygiene and nasty tasting pussies

[Anonymous No.11298489]

>>11297733

[Anonymous No.11298506]

>>11298479
not everyone is a low test faggot who gets grossed out by anyone with more meat on their bones than a 10 year old girl

[Texas anon No.11298511]

>>11298479
>believing this

[Anonymous No.11298513]

Do you niggers have some hard data ro base your decisions on while buying, or is this general pure speculation?

[Anonymous No.11298527]

>>11298513
what do you consider "hard data"
ta is just a convoluted form of speculation based on price trends

[Anonymous No.11298547]

>>11298506
>>11298527
fuck off degenerate faglord

[Anonymous No.11298557]

>>11298547
post your portfolio

[Anonymous No.11298575]

>>11297795
How high do you think we'll go?

[Anonymous No.11298634]

>>11298557
>>11298527
>>11298506
W-will this save us from the dump?

[Anonymous No.11298681]

>>11297795
shiggity
this puppy is toast

[Anonymous No.11298691]

>>11298368
>some people flat out quit today ;_;

Wut? Why? Today wasn't even that bad as nasty red days go.

[Texas anon No.11298699]

>>11298681
Every time

[Anonymous No.11298705]

is IB any good for trading options?

[Anonymous No.11298724]

>>11298699
You can even use stocktwits to see each phase of the bubble, its quite something, for example from IGC

>$IGC who sold on the fake news? Haha don't ever listen to the bozos telling you this is going to nada.

[Anonymous No.11298729]

>>11298705
What country do you live in?

[Anonymous No.11298732]

Is it worthwhile buying into $ATVI with the incoming launch of blops4 and blizzcon having huge announcements only a month away?

[Anonymous No.11298734]

>>11298729
australia

[Anonymous No.11298753]

>>11298734
How big is your starting portfolio?

[Anonymous No.11298776]

>>11298732
Classic wow demo at blizzcon, all the boomers will be lining up shoving money into blizz to relieve the good ol vanilla days

[Anonymous No.11298808]

>>11298368
you better have bought in at 289
You said you were going to buy at 289
if you didnt...

[Anonymous No.11298835]

>>11297875
LEVB crashing gave me a clear picture that weed stocks are going to crash very soon. the party is honestly over for weed stocks.

[Anonymous No.11298844]

>>11298026
hyperbull all the smart people are buying the dip.

[Anonymous No.11298863]

>>11298753
~20k

[Anonymous No.11298889]

>>11298863
There will be commission requirements I believe for an account of that size. I think it is 10 USD per month commissions. Now, in general, I think IB's options rates are kind of on the high end, but it's a reputable broker with a long history.

[Anonymous No.11298984]

>>11298026

Bull, although it may take a day of low volume low volatility for buyers to feel better about maybe not doing a knife catch entry. Or it could just hard bounce. 50/50. I don't anticipate another drop leading in to a repeat of February's wildness. The catalyst for today's drop was not enough to really turn things bearish in short term.

[Anonymous No.11299030]

>>11298263
>falling for the chink scam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjIRlI7_icc

[Anonymous No.11299123]

AKER is gonna soar to the moon tomorrow right guise?

[Anonymous No.11299326]

>>11299123
It will AFTER you lose hope, give up and sell at a substantial loss.

[Anonymous No.11299402]

>>11299123
I mean, I'm up 3 cents on it right now. It'll really have to soar for it to make a difference for me though since I only own 15 shares.

[Anonymous No.11299428]

>tfw up 14% yesterday and down 7% today

big volatility, but I'm still hodling and not concerned with short term price action
the whole market got bogged today, I'll likely be back up (I'm still ahead 7% overall in the last two days) in a few days

[Anonymous No.11299436]

How long is MU going to be stuck in mid-40s hell?

[Anonymous No.11299445]

>>11299428
OGEN TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.11299462]

>>11299445
I haven't done any research on OGEN, so I have no opinion on whether it'll go to the moon or not

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11299485]

I'm extremely interested on how GALT will turn out

Will smg finally succeed or fail?

[Anonymous No.11299531]

Can we ask the real hard hitting question that goes to the heart of the matter
What movie for movie night

[Anonymous No.11299540]

>>11299531

>Repo Man

[Anonymous No.11299543]

>>11299531
Nightcrawler

[Anonymous No.11299557]

>>11299531
Gigli. It's not a movie. It's _cinema_

[Anonymous No.11299564]

>>11298732
They'll do well, but I don't see a surge more than 10% gain

[Anonymous No.11299567]

>>11299531
The Act of Seeing with One’s Own Eyes

[Anonymous No.11299569]

>>11296805
>Crashing this industry... with no survivors!

[Texas anon No.11299584]

>>11299531
Arsenic and Old Lace
If any of you fucks haven’t seen it you should kill yourselves right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.11299595]

>>11299543
alternatively

>Mind Game (anime)
>Perfect Blue (anime)
>Raging Bull
>Birdman
>Beasts of No Nation
>The Lives of Others
>The Man From Earth

[Anonymous No.11299612]

>>11296805
Absolute madman.

[Anonymous No.11299626]

>>11299531
Big Lebowski
Wall Street
Dr Strangelove

[Anonymous No.11299660]

>>11296561

GE bothers me because;

-23 Billion writedown after power shiggy
-Tariffs
-China in general
-Back to Back CEO mishaps
-Fumbling the post dotcom bubble transition and the 08 recession transition

and the stock climbs for the week...all on the name of the golden boy, fundamentals are out the window these last few years.

I'm praying for Culp to genocide the dividends so that boomers will have incentive to drop the bag and sink the stock to $11,10,9...

But who am I kidding...

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11299702]

>>11298404
288 and 2908 am most neutral place on whole market atm
Me might no even trade tomorrow
Trying for figure out what gonna happen dice roll
>>11298808
Me did me did @_@
Was getting real comfy trading 291-293
Hope we stay there for awhile

[Anonymous No.11299731]

>>11299660
Whenever I have a bad day, I like to remember the time I sold GE for a profit, last day it was possible
By that afternoon GE was below my average price again, it was a close call...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11299760]

I enjoyed so many things today.
a. Bond Yields Are Strong
b. My Islanders won in overtime.
d. My President is copacetic.
e. My Scotch tastes sweeter and more delicious than ever.

[Anonymous No.11299766]

Hello /biz. Newfag here. Im looking to get into getting a brokerage accout to start buying stocks and index funds... I have a plan for my stocks but im not sure about index funds... can anyone give me a breif rundown of what they are and the best to go for atm. Would love to have some financial stability for the future considering im only 19...

[Anonymous No.11299780]

>>11299766
Look at that sentence structure.

[Anonymous No.11299802]

>>11299702
YOU. RELISH. NOW.

[Anonymous No.11299809]

>>11299766
Mutual fund - a pool of money collected from multiple investors and managed by professionals that is invested in a diverse number of stocks

Market index - a weighted average of the value of several individual stocks in a sector of the stock market

Index fund - a type of mutual fund with a portfolio made to match a given market index

ETF (exchange traded fund) - a type of fund resembling an index fund which can be bought and sold like a typical share of stock

[Anonymous No.11299814]

>>11299766
tell me what stocks you are planning to buy and i will tell u which index to buy (its tqqq)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11299826]

>>11299766
well newfag, here's my advice. invest in what you know will provide a future, the old boomer route is like 80% in an index. Index funds cover the index they cover. You have like large cap mid cap low cap indexes. By cap i am refering to capital. You have an index of big companies, mid sized companies and low sized companies. There are indivual players who make up all of these different markets, some are represented in multiple ways via easy flow liquidable investment ventures called ETFs. now ETFs stand for something, but it actually doesn't matter because the long story short is there are 100s if not 1000s of these mother fuckers. They're mostly run by jews like me and allow an easy liquidable access route for trading larger scale sectors within or without atempting to accept more risk. At 19 just buy 80% SPY the ticker SPY and 20% in bonds. Then as shit goes down and you make more money just keep doing that forr 30 years, and you might make it. Don't rely on useless assholes who will laugh at you for losing money, but what ever good luck and invest in your own future.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11299851]

>>11299826
disclaimer: I'm assuming you will make more money at age 25 than you are at age 19.

[Anonymous No.11299855]

>>11299826
also a newfag with lots of lurking. is there any advantage to investing in your field of knowledge? let's say you're a pharmacist and know lots about current medication trends. would it be wise to invest in biotech / pharma based on what you know from work?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11299878]

>>11299855
i dunno, we all invest in our own businesses in one way or another. Be it our time money or future wellbeing. If you believe in something whats wrong with profiting while others are benefiting too. Seems like a win win no-brainer if you ask me.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11299895]

>>11299826
>>11299851
should've added this pic

>>11299855
>is there any advantage to investing in your field of knowledge?
yes. most definitely. Even though you may have knowledge in that field you still need to have some sort of business knowledge and stock knowledge. You are going to want to know if the company is even profitable or if they have any debt, what kind of debt, when is it due.. theres alot too it but having a general knowledge in a particular area sure helps. Some people only trade the industries they know, they may only know oil and stick to oil companies, same goes for shipping companies, tech companies, drug companies, etc..

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11299906]

I'm a fan of scotch, and I found this, it's *crack* pour on rocks *sips*, not the worst scotch i've ever had.

[Anonymous No.11299914]

>>11299814 #

Was thinking of either TSLA, VTGN or PLX but i need to do some more research on these.

Why do you think TQQQ is the best option? Whats your thinking behind it?

[Anonymous No.11299921]

>>11298355
Fuckin LODE man

.90 by the end of the month

[Anonymous No.11299926]

>>11299878
thank you. i

>>11299895
thanks. looks like I need to hop on the /biz/ approved reading train. i lurk in these threads every day. one day i'll be a tripfag like you frens.

[Anonymous No.11299931]

>>11299855
Investing in a field you understand is definitely important
If you don't know the details of the industry you're investing in, then you can't really know what makes that company a good buy, or when you should buy in/sell out
I have money in small biotech stocks because I'm majoring in a biological field and have at least some vague understanding of what makes a biotech stock a good buy

[Anonymous No.11299933]

>>11299906
That's full on pleb tier, but I'd still fuck you Baggy.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11299941]

>>11299926
>one day i'll be a tripfag like you frens.
I wouldn't do that, tripfags are the worst.. it also takes atleast a year to get consistent

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11299945]

>>11299933
is that you obsessed kneepad fan?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11299951]

>>11299926
average investors should just stick to umm easy pick them and never sell, high yield dividend plays. The members of the dow that might not be doing as good. There's a guy who comes in here like at least a few times a week talking about the dogs of the dow, but lets not forget GE was booted from the Dow, so just investing in underplayers of that index can get you into trouble as well.

[Anonymous No.11299986]

>>11299951
95% of my current holdings are boomer tier target date ETFs (and apparently even this isn't the right play). I was looking to add a little meme volatility to my portfolio.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11299995]

>>11299933
scroll ahead, the reason c was missing from my earlier statement was because of how my cock drained into a cunt and felt it was a little too personal and sexual for this shit. I was drunk and I love scotch, lets not forget johnny walker is trading barrels with other scotch producers. I think it tastes great and never saw it before, you might actually never taste it. I've had my feet in Scotland and not afraid to wear a kilt, and actually let bag pipes bring tears too my own eyes as a man. My decision to buy this was my own, and you know what. It reminded me of that boomer monster can. Fuck you, and if you want to be my secret lover stop being a fag and post a picture of youur self. Grow some balls and show self respect.

[Anonymous No.11299997]

>>11299826
>Index funds cover the index they cover.

Always the most insightful advice on /biz/

>>11299766
>>11299914
Just put all your money in VTSAX and retire a millionaire in 15-30 years

[Anonymous No.11300009]

>>11299531
Sling Blade

[Anonymous No.11300017]

>>11299986
>I was looking to add a little meme volatility to my portfolio

Look into PTN, TRVN, ONVO, ATHX
My entire portfolio is GALT and VTGN, so obviously I'm bullish on them as well

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300024]

>>11299931
My favorite biotech investement, if you don't have an inside track, is research who are all trying to do the same thing. Invest in all of them because 2 wiill drop 50% and one will shoot 500%. Sell them all move on.

[Anonymous No.11300037]

>>11300017
we should combine powers, my dude. i work with patients and am able to intimately see which trial medications are working and which aren't.

[Anonymous No.11300038]

>>11299995
I genuinely lol'd at that.

I own a kilt too. Let's wear them and drink cheap scotch together and see where things go. :3

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300048]

>>11299997
you know some newfags don't understand there are multiple index. A mother fucker who I employ suggested I said buy a mutual fund, and he put words in my mouth and wanted to kick him in the balls. Cock suckiing mother fucker is a dishonorable discharge from the marines and is older than me and weighs more. He's taller and he's always embarressed laughing since he's such a fucking idiot, but eventually, he's going to work and I won't have to correct his ass, and my job will be smoother than silk.

[Anonymous No.11300054]

>>11299436
Until you sell

[Anonymous No.11300056]

>>11300037
we could collectively form a duo of biotech autists on /smg/ given enough time and experience

[Anonymous No.11300092]

>>11300056
where can I find small cap biotech stocks

[Anonymous No.11300105]

>>11300092
most brokers should have them

[Anonymous No.11300106]

>>11300056
ill help if theres ever a need for auto/industrial autists

[Anonymous No.11300107]

>>11300056
i'm in. getting a strange hard on for even large cap pharma. america isn't going to change dietary habits for a looong time, chronic diseases are rampant...

[Anonymous No.11300115]

>>11300107
>>11300092
>>11300056
>>11300037
Just buy JNJ and hodl for 20 years you stupid niggers

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300117]

>>11300038
I'm a genuine and honest individual, or try to be. I hate it, some cock sucking faggot wants gay love with me like one day his dreams will be full as he feels the ropes of my cock bust my nut on him... I AM NOT GAY!!! And for the record, wearing a skirt actually try it, because it's ok I have a small penis but the freedom... ok you do get laughed at being a man weariing a skirt... in a talent show we all dressed in drag, and had those beenie buddy oor what ever they were called beenie babies pinned under our skirts, we used cats. we did a can can dance and at the end we flashed the pussy.

[Anonymous No.11300124]

>>11300105
I mean where can I find a company to research? Scanners? Catalyst calendars?

[Anonymous No.11300125]

>>11296387
I'm still holding, I couldn't sell until yesterday when it was sub $7. bought at $10. how fucked am i

[Anonymous No.11300133]

>>11300125
very. The news is in. Everyone knows about the IGC gingerbread house in Maryland

[Anonymous No.11300134]

>>11300038
REEEEEE STOP APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE LEAVE KILTS ALONE REEEEEEEEEEE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300136]

>>11300117
the best part, we didn't go to jail or get suspended. The crowd laughed and aplaused.

[Anonymous No.11300140]

>>11300133
arent they holding some kind of product meeting tomorrow

i only threw a couple hundo in so im not too worried but would like to not lose more than half

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300143]

>>11300136
4 white guys in drag, and flash their pussy at the end... it was like, how can you think of this.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300146]

for the record we lost the talent show, while hilarious it was not refle

[Anonymous No.11300152]

>>11300117
It's only gay if the balls touch, baggy.

And you are 100% right about the extra freedom with the kilts. The extra air feels great. Easier access too.

[Anonymous No.11300156]

>>11300146
>>11300143
>>11300136
>>11300117
Are you just being ironically autistic or what

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300159]

>>11300124
Finviz

also in the OP there is a link for a biopharmcatalyst calander..

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300162]

>>11300156
soorry im just reminiscing

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300169]

>>11300159
finviz is good shit, i'll vouge for planes on this.

[Anonymous No.11300170]

>>11300134
KILTS EXIST FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MAKING GENITALIA MORE EASILY ACCESSIBLE AND VISIBLE THE SOONER YOU ACCEPT THE THE HAPPIER YOU'LL BE

[Anonymous No.11300180]

>>11300156
We both know you liked imagining baggy flashing you in a kilt.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300220]

>>11300170
>>11300180
please just stay calm, and free...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnKkN-DjXt8

[Anonymous No.11300285]

>>11300156
These drunk Baggy late-night threads are always weird.

[Anonymous No.11300313]

>>11300285
What do I need to do to get him to post his small dicku?

Advice pls.

[Anonymous No.11300315]

>>11299702
are you mocking me

[Anonymous No.11300321]

>>11297733
>>11297795
>buying P&D stocks

[Anonymous No.11300355]

What is the difference between an options gambler and a day trader, if they both are trying to make some money for the same day?

[Anonymous No.11300362]

>>11300313
He posted it before, I have it saved. It’s not that small, maybe 2 inches (pic is flaccid, maybe he’s a grower).

[Anonymous No.11300415]

>>11300313
Ask nicely?

[Anonymous No.11300440]

>>11300415
>>11300362
Please?

[Anonymous No.11300444]

>>11300440
I meant ask him, I'm just here to talk about stocks lmao

[Anonymous No.11300450]

>>11300440
Here I traced it on my phone so it’s sfw, hope his fingers give a sense of scale

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300462]

>>11300450
LMAO

[Anonymous No.11300468]

>>11300450
lol

[Anonymous No.11300475]

>>11300450
yup, thats the dick

[Anonymous No.11300479]

>>11300140
>We are happy to announce our new product, Poocari Sweat

[Anonymous No.11300483]

Baggy, post your dick

We all know you're already erect and beating off to all the attention you're receiving

[Anonymous No.11300487]

>>11300321
Man that guy only fucks trannies now.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300496]

>>11300487
>Man that guy only fucks trannies now.
really?? how would you know?

[Anonymous No.11300509]

sell oil
and buy silver

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11300513]

>>11300313
I have his dick saved on my computer unironincally
How much will you pay me for it? Starts at $500 dollars

[Anonymous No.11300523]

>>11300509
>CalArts

[Anonymous No.11300525]

>>11300496
I guess you are an expert on trannies after all.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300526]

>>11300513
>I have his dick saved on my computer
no surprise there

[Anonymous No.11300529]

>>11300450
Holy shit my sides

[Anonymous No.11300534]

>>11300523
Hate the style, but love the Jackie

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300536]

>>11300525
dude... you're the one that told us....

[Anonymous No.11300550]

>>11300483
>>11300313
>>11300285
>hes never had baggy reply to his post with a dick pic

> he doesnt have multiple versions of baggys dick saved on his pc

plebians

[Anonymous No.11300557]

>>11300513
Hmmm. How long do you think I'd have to wait before he posts it again spontaneously?

Do you like looking at it when he's being obnoxious? I feel like I'd like looking at it when he's being rude and obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.11300560]

>>11300550
Are any of them erect tho?

[Anonymous No.11300566]

>>11300557
Shitpost and youtube with him at 3am-6am on a friday night/saturday morning, and you may find out

>>11300560
erect enough ? idk i didnt look at them, just saved

[Anonymous No.11300568]

>>11300566
Was this when he posted all those pop-country ballads? That was a good one

[Anonymous No.11300570]

>>11300536
yeah and you ran off to mexico to do blow and bang trannies, look I get it--no need to brag about your horrible life decisions.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11300575]

>>11300557
>>11300560
He will never post it again. He was drunk and high with a broken foot at the time.
Send 500 dollars worth of ETH to this address and I'll post half of it
0x7fe22fdE00cc6F068D8163F519985a3742059CBC

[Anonymous No.11300581]

>>11300550
I kind of want to post a pic of my dick to make baggie feel bad about the size of his. >:D

[Anonymous No.11300592]

>>11300568
yes

>>11300575
Fuck you pay me, ill do for 1.0 ETH

>>11300581
thhat may backfire on you...

[Anonymous No.11300598]

>>11300592
>thhat may backfire on you...
Oh, whatever will I do if people know that I have a big dick.

[Anonymous No.11300608]

>>11300575
Meh, I bet it would be cheaper to pay him to camwhore for me.

[Anonymous No.11300619]

>>11300608
probably

>>11300598
>Oh, whatever will I do if people know that I have a big dick.
cry when you find out baggies is bigger

[Anonymous No.11300620]

dickpics will be the currency of the new world when it comes

[Anonymous No.11300635]

>>11300620
The problem with the dickpic as a store of value is that it is entirely dependent on the context in which it is posted. No one outside of this thread cares about baggy's dick.

[Anonymous No.11300652]

>>11300635
I agree with what you are saying, you see there aren't too many people who own shares of baggie dick pics so it's a small float waiting to be manipulated if we can only get other people hyped about it.

[Anonymous No.11300661]

>>11300620
A world where socioeconomic class is defined by ultraprecise penile measurements seems like the ultimate cyberpunk sph fetish setting. Length, girth, and total mass are scrupulously recorded to the angstrom by heavily armed private security forces as a form of intimately social identification system. Underground gene splicing facilities and black market transplant clinics explode in popularity as there is a mad dash to climb the social ladder away from the dreaded underhive and it’s population of savage “micros”. The elite live in outlandish phallic spires, engaging in bizarre sexual practices with their lavishly impractical genitals.

[Anonymous No.11300680]

>>11300661
Kek, I'm laughing at the idea of angry micro dicked savages who have to live life poor and tiny dicked. Not going to lie, this would be an awesome reality. Better than getting castrated by bitchy feminists and sjws.

[Anonymous No.11300682]

>you will never own an exclusive baggy dickpic
>you will forever be at the mercy of the oligarchs who have a monopoly on baggy dickpics

I'm never gonna make it.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300691]

>>11300682
i'm sure you can go through all the previous threads and find it.

[Anonymous No.11300700]

>>11300661
Finally, a non-dystopian imagining of the future.

I'd pay to see all three films in the series.

[Anonymous No.11300720]

>>11300682
Heres a rare picture of an Oyster that bagholder grilled, only posting this once

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300726]

>>11300720
i feel drunk looking at that picture

[Anonymous No.11300743]

>>11300691
It's like I keep getting challenged to sink to new lows today.

[Anonymous No.11300763]

>>11300720
Oysters have an interesting texture to them similar to pussy. They are great food to eat, oysters I mean. Eating too much pussy can increase oral cancer.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300770]

>>11300763
>Oysters have an interesting texture to them similar to pussy
like you would know. You never even touched a pussy.. you watch tranny porn all day while your parents are at work.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300785]

>>11300743
his dick pick is literally like the most smallest hide the dick pic yoou can find, if you wanted a full pic of me ramming some broad it's probably worth like 15 grand, 300k for me ramming a man. I guess everybody has a price.

[Anonymous No.11300793]

>>11300770
You must be an expert on that as well because it sounds like it's that time of the month for you. You are probably pissed off because none of the shit you have been suggesting has taken off. Not even GBR is taking off and it looks like it's sinking lower.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300803]

the texture of an oyster isnt at all similar to a pussy.

T. a man who licked some clam today.

[Anonymous No.11300806]

>>11300803
Nah, you have just been eating either shitty oysters or pussy.

[Anonymous No.11300813]

>>11300661
kek
hollywood would option this for 100k ez

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300826]

>>11300793
I don't look at day to day faggot i already made over 15k on GBR this year while still swinging it and keeping a core pic related.. buy low sell high newb.. plus my KCAP PCTI DM and DXR are doing just fine

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300830]

>>11300806
i dunno, i figured out shelling oysters is easier when i hold the knife in my left hand, but as far as pussies. I've eaten like my favorite. She's got a medium sized meat curtain but damn does it swell, the clits easy to find we've fucked in so many ways. It's like have you ever been upside down having a broad fuck you standing while she's right side up and fingering your asshole? Well you havent had enough sex.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300840]

>>11300830
>It's like have you ever been upside down having a broad fuck you standing while she's right side up and fingering your asshole?
lol

[Anonymous No.11300841]

>>11300826
I'm glad you are covering some of your losses bro. You have lost a lot this year just over all even relationship wise, we all know dude.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300847]

>>11300840
yeah it's some next level shit

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300870]

>>11300841
i've gained ALOT more than i've lost this year. Already banged a few different chicks.. Made plenty of money trading.. still in the green for the year... not sure what your deal is tonight.. market hit you hard today??

[Anonymous No.11300872]

>>11300830
>It's like have you ever been upside down having a broad fuck you standing while she's right side up and fingering your asshole?
I have done some of that stuff but what you are describing either sounds fucking impossible or you are just describing 69ning with some broad giving you the shocker. I had a black ex gf who was hot as shit and one day she just decided to stick her finger up my ass while giving me a blowjob. She was also into rimming me and wanted to strap me but I never let her.

[Anonymous No.11300885]

>>11300870
Dude you should buy some nbev or vate if you want to make some real money in the next 2 months.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300895]

>>11300870
You know what dude, you're alright for a tripfag, that buy the dip till i die or get banned guy... posts cartoon fetish mice shit... Him and comfy need to like be gay together, take turns using bamboo or pick up mice with chop sticks. The guy with the any problem was literally just worse than buying drys four months ago, ooooh damn yoou missed out on 50% gains... fuck, planes dude, trade the trade and that's all you gotta do.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300899]

>>11300885
you should probably worry about your own trades

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300901]

>>11300872
no you support your self against a wall, and she gets on top and holds your leg as you spread them and fingers your asshole.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300914]

the view is awesome btw, you get to see her work in ways that are only imaginable to you

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300921]

>>11300895
Comfy has probably been one of the worst tripfags to come itt there are a few shitposters with him which i'm sure one of them is him just phoneposting to pat his own back..

>trade the trade and that's all you gotta do
Yep.. fuck the noise.. trade the fucking trade

>>11300901
>no you support your self against a wall, and she gets on top and holds your leg as you spread them and fingers your asshole.
I can picture it now.. i'm guessing she's the one that suggested it? if so that means some guy suggested it to her.. if you were the one that suggested it.. shes probably doing that to some other guy.. right now.

[Anonymous No.11300923]

>>11300682
its ok fran

[Anonymous No.11300925]

>>11300901
You need to sketch this because I'm still having a tough time picturing this. Why were you doing that in the first place? I don't know man, I have been having fun tripping LSD on the weekends and having sex marathons with my gf at my house.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300930]

those skinny #funnylegs legs well they paid off inverted sex

[Anonymous No.11300939]

>>11300901
That sounds really uncomfortable.

Missionary is the comfiest sex position and therefore the best.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300941]

>>11300930
you should be putting your fingers in her butt at the same time bro.. like if she was facing the wall.. you should have a straight shot

[Anonymous No.11300946]

>>11300895
I didnt ask comfy to be my underling, they come when the Golden bull power overwhelms them

[Anonymous No.11300951]

>>11300930
>skinny legs
Dropped

Baggy, I don't want to see your tiny dicku anymore.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300966]

>>11300921
no man it was all my idea, i use gymnast rings and have a stronger upper body than my lower body. wow
i should just do squats via a personalized modified rack. but wiith no spotter and living alone... I guess thats ok, I can do cartwheels, used to be able to do no handed ariel tricks, but i focused on my upper body and core strength, and that got me small legs...

[Anonymous No.11300977]

>>11300966
I knew you had to be doing shit like this in the mean time to want to have sex like that. Don't get me wrong, I work out but it sounds like you do some straight up gymnastics type shit.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300979]

>>11300941
im using both arms to support my inverted position, its tough might fall down trying something like that. sex injuries are real

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300982]

>>11300966
>>11300925
i'm guessing it looks something like this

[Anonymous No.11300987]

>>11300982
I think he said he was standing on his hands.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11300991]

>>11300977
i umm, i'm a dancer at heart, and I love what I do. honestly kinky weird sex, its to mix it up, but thank you for finally understanding I'm giving all of my love to one and that is that.

[Anonymous No.11300992]

>>11300982
Looks interesting but not something I'm going to try any time soon since my current gf doesn't do butt stuff and would probably think less of me for wanting her to do that. I have to hand it to baggy though, the guy knows how to enjoy his sex.

[Anonymous No.11300997]

>>11300979
Honestly man, you are the best tripfag on here. I seriously hope you make some sick gains in the future.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11300998]

>>11300987
so he's doing a handstand while shes fingering his ass? how the fuck is she that tall?

>>11300992
lmao.. your girlfriend would probably give you a very strange look and then be like... ummmmmm.... okkk... you fucking weirdo lol

[Anonymous No.11301006]

>>11300998
Yeah... There is certain shit in a relationship you just don't do or bring up because it's kind of like opening pandora's box.

[Anonymous No.11301014]

>>11300997
grim, gamble, and 2 scoops are technically "better" for discussion of stocks

baggy and texanon are real niggas though, better to shitpost with

comfey is just spergy kid, and RKG is the mascot of /smg/

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11301021]

>>11301014
grim fucking sucks at anything related to stocks.

calculated gamble, 2 scoops, and baggy are the best when it comes to stocks imo

[Anonymous No.11301024]

>>11300998
>so he's doing a handstand while shes fingering his ass? how the fuck is she that tall?
Yeah I know.

Either baggy is super short or a virgin who finger bangs himself and makes shit up.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11301032]

>>11300982
yeah it's not pretty, but pretty accurate... damn is that what i look like, gonna say my cock and everything was happy, she got to fuck me standing she was holding a leg and i was more different with my body, but yeah that was pretty much it.... for the record, i don't see how you can cum in this position, but sex is about having fun and enjoying what you're doing which is probably the most enjoyable thing outside of doing drugs or making money.

[Anonymous No.11301035]

>>11301024
baggy is super short in more ways than one

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11301042]

>>11301014
i second that, retarded kneepads is mascot

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11301054]

>>11301032
I hear that girls sometimes like complex positions because it changes the way their insides are touched or some shit.. and different muscle contractions..

[Anonymous No.11301056]

>>11301014
>>11301021
Grim’s a bad gambler but he’s probably the nicest person on here, he might be my favorite. Profits got the real info on stocks though. Where are Bear and Harblong? Haven’t seen them in ages

[Anonymous No.11301057]

>>11301035
Smaller dicks are easier to suck.

I'm a top, so I actually prefer them.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11301058]

>>11301035
im really short, i was sexually abused in highschoool. I was short in highschool like 4 foot 11 inches tall, i was fouled in an intermural basketball game. so at the foul line i square up my shot, and this moother fucker rips my shorts to my ankles. I never wore underware, and there I am exposed to everybody who was watching. They were all my peers.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11301061]

this thread about to hit bump limit.. heres an existing one..

>>11296288

>>11296288

Europoors waking up.. they're about to shit up the threads

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11301066]

i mean shit 15 years later, this broad working a table in my home town, i asked her are you so and so, and she's like yeah and im like didn't you go to so and so highschool, and im like im that dude, and she was like omg i woould never have imagined.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11301076]

>>11301066
>omg i woould never have imagined
in a good way or bad?

[Anonymous No.11301077]

>>11301058
Exxxxxposed

[Anonymous No.11301085]

>>11301058
You should remember the names of those guys and make sure they never get confirmed to the Supreme Court.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11301086]

>>11301058
>I never wore underware, and there I am exposed to everybody who was watching. They were all my peers.

[Anonymous No.11301111]

>>11301056
bear is based, i sometimes use some of his trading view strategies, not sure if he was ever a regular daily poster though

i think i saw him before the one day server reset

harblong is usually crap picks tho imo