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happy meal edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11290728

>> No.11294305
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first for bogs

>> No.11294309
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It hurts.

>> No.11294310
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first for slow and safe index funds
guaranteed money over time

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>>11294305
*rejects call*

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Is this the end?

>> No.11294320

OGEN TO THE MOON BY FRIDAY!

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who else got margin called today?

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>>11294311
youre gonna need two phones to speak to both bogs

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>>11294004
linking post for posterity

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Redpill me on ROYT. are the 11% dividends unsustainable?

>> No.11294330

>>11294314
Yea. Sell everything asap.

>> No.11294331
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I just YOLOd on TQQQ. How long do I wait for gains?

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Memefolio is up over 100% on the day, this is a special day for me frens.

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>>11294320
Some fucker on here said it would moon yesterday.

>> No.11294345

predictions for NBEV?

>> No.11294347

>>11294331
Never. My shares as well as yours will be liquidated.

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dont forget to buy this fake ass dip
also Chad2000 struck bottom band

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>>11294331
60 years. Problem? you youngins aint got no patience

>> No.11294366

>>11294339
This is also the only day of the year where the memefolio is green, buy the dip.

>> No.11294376

>>11294340
I know this product well and have been following it for months. Been here since .90 and I'm not letting go. The only product of it's kind it the field right now. We gonna moon baby, hold on tight!

THREAD THEME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFsqgx9ahjk

>> No.11294377

>>11294366
But the dip isn't over.

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>>11294339
>up 100% today
>still down 90% on the year

>> No.11294395

>>11294345
To the moon or to an early grave. No in between. Strangle it.

>> No.11294408

>>11294395
FUCK NBEV!
OGEN OGEN OGEN OGEN!
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>> No.11294422

It's going to pump into close isn't it?

>> No.11294424

>Norsk Hydro seems like a nice stock for ez dividends, seems like it was the bottom
>Down 20% because of brazillian monkey niggers
AAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.11294429

NIOmarines, we're still net-positive from Tuesday's close! Blue skies ahead!

>> No.11294432
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*ring ring* Margin call...

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>mfw I buy more

>> No.11294448

Saw VIXY hit its low yesterday and bought 5 calls expiring january. Literally within 10 minutes this dump started and it feels so good.

Question is: how long will this last? Are we seeing another Jan/Feb blip on the radar, or will this recover next week?

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Just doubled down on LABU and bought a shit ton of FNGU

Too easy

>> No.11294461

>>11294395
I’d say it’s like 10% to the moon 90% early grave

I mean it isn’t even clear that they even have first movers advantage considering they haven’t actually made a move yet

>> No.11294462

>>11294448
this only the beginning. wait until the normies hear the news tonight from the lame stream mainstream media.

>> No.11294466

What are the hot meme stocks you lads are looking to make a quick buck on?

>> No.11294472

>>11294444
How'd you manage the quads you faggot? Although it is a good play. This dip is fake and gay.

>> No.11294476

>>11294331
>YOLOd
>$200

Must really suck being poor, huh?

>> No.11294485

>>11294422
Dollar getting hit and yields coming down very slightly. Could reverse at any minute and keep going down. Too hard to tell right now.

>> No.11294489

>>11294466
OGEN!
3 BY FRIDAY!
I thought the anon was selling snake oil but after doing my own research, the charts indicate an uptrend. It's stabilizing now at around 1.50 and should rocket from there!

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>>11294422
it better

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>>11294489

>> No.11294511

Get ready for an 8% to 13% stock market correction

>> No.11294519

>>11294511
16-26%
ftfy

>> No.11294520

>>11294300
still holding NLST
anyone think it will recover?

>> No.11294522

>>11294472
UDOW isn't even hurt that bad.
TQQQ was a regrettable mistake

>> No.11294530

>>11294476
>being this new to /smg/
To answer your question newfren it really really does suck.

>> No.11294541

I should have cashed out and bought in again today because I know a correction was coming reeeee

Thinking about buying the dip but I'm pretty sure tomorrow is a red day too.

Give me a good stock I can add to my longterm port today.

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>>11294522
mfw I bought the peak of VXX yesterday.

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>>11294530
>DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM

>> No.11294557

>>11294541
$PNUS

>> No.11294563

>>11294489
STOP SHILLING OGEN

>> No.11294572
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Where is that clown who a few days ago was yapping at me about how Gartman is never ever wrong?

>> No.11294579

>>11294541
ROAD, ROAD, ROAD

>> No.11294582

>>11294300
/smg/ - I want my mommy edition
Alll my gains this year fucking GONE - I’m underwater. Who do I sue?

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>AMZN touching the 1-hour 377 line
>sweatingsnek.jpg

>> No.11294590

>>11294549
I think I'm going to hold onto these VIXY calls for another day. Dollar acts like it wants to creep back up and yields aren't dropping fast enough to have any impact.

>> No.11294609

>>11294590
min are so far ITM, might as well let them ride over night.

>> No.11294610

>>11294582
powell

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>>11294563
I can't help it dude, I know the product well and if it gets fast tracked by the FDA it's going to SOAR dude...you gotta believe me! Trust me!

>> No.11294621

>>11294609
SPY might break below 288

gg no re

>> No.11294627

>>11294609
If I had balls I would close them all and buy more OTM ones with tomorrows expiration. Like when your running hot at the casino, just keep betting more.

>> No.11294634

>>11294590
>he thinks yields can rise higher without intervention

They obviously arent going higher until the next rate hike

>> No.11294647

$XLF imo

>> No.11294648

>>11294549
Kek good job baggy, I'm proud

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Did i do good today biz? Sold everything yesterday as i was anticipating a dip today. Bought as much as i could with my weak ass $700 portfolio

>> No.11294674

>>11294579
Why?

>> No.11294675
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90% of this thread will be complete losers by next month. The market is going to wipe their portfolio clean.

How does that make you all feel? Are you going to make it?

>> No.11294683

>>11294675
my faggot ass is blown out from having unprotected sex with niggers

>> No.11294685

Anyone got the google drive for the "legally purchased books" pdfs? Please?

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just gonna chalk up today as a loss and stop looking today after selling the FNGU.

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>> No.11294707

>>11294675
lose on what?

>>11294689
You should be buying as much as possible right now

>> No.11294723
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WHAT THE FUCK IS DRUMPF DOING?????

>> No.11294727

>>11294707
face it, this is a multi-day dipper. Going long here is asking your self to get trapped.

>> No.11294731

>>11294675
Why did you become a loser a few months ago? Just ahead of schedule?

>LCI
>HMNY
>BIG 5
>HIV with a Mexican tranny
>GF left you

>> No.11294751

>>11294675
I’m already a complete loser so it won’t bother me.

>> No.11294757
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>>11294727
no Im not going to face it, Im going to win, just like every other time

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>>11294675
Are you suddenly a hyper bear or something?

>> No.11294768

>>11294707
gonna have to agree with >>11294727 here and hold off for a bit while im still positive on it. can start distributing it back into a couple other ones.

>> No.11294775

>>11294768
do whatever you want... nobody said you have to go all in in 1 day

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OH BABY

>> No.11294778

>>11294511
Bullshit. Fake dip is fake.

>> No.11294782

>>11294760
I usually always have puts on something. Theres alot of stocks i'm bearish on. Im not a permabull.. i just trade the trade..

>> No.11294785

>>11294760
big5guy doesnt even study the sp500 nor care about it

>> No.11294787

>>11294757
We're all young here. In the long run we would benefit from a crash to buy the bottom and retire early in 20 years

>> No.11294798

>>11294785
>big5guy doesnt even study the sp500 nor care about it
this is true.. he doesn't.. he never has and i'm sure he has told everyone in here that he doesn't plenty of times

>> No.11294799

>>11294787
I dont care that you WANT a crash, I only look at the cold hard facts

There isnt going to be a crash, so buy the dip

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>>11294778
Lies! The teeth of the Golden Bear are already sinking into your tender bull flesh.

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>>11294799
WHAT?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THAT LOUD CRASHING NOISE.

>> No.11294826

>>11294782
Its fine to be bearish or have puts. I misunderstood the tone I suppose.

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>>11294807

>> No.11294840
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>>11294807
>>11294511

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>>11294818
I suppose if you short the market every single day, eventually youll be right once

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Wait till Tuesday then short the vix

>> No.11294860

Isn't monday a trading holiday, or is that just in Canada?

>> No.11294888

i dont know what to do, everytime i start buying i get caught in a serious dip. i want to hold but it doesnt seem to find a bottom.

sigh. whats causing this today?

>> No.11294896

>>11294888
WEAK HANDS

>> No.11294897

>>11294675

>mid-teens

>> No.11294900
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>>11294851
If you have far OTM options during the crash, you make back far more than you lost earlier.

>> No.11294917

>>11294900
I don't understand options. if you had 1k on an otm how much would you have made today?

>> No.11294924

>>11294704
that's a good loss my dude, my worst loss in a day was 14k I felt nauseated lol

>> No.11294925

>>11294900
thats called being retarded

If you actually study the market, youll know when to enter your shorts

>> No.11294932
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>>11294900
based Taleb poster

>> No.11294939
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strong support at 2800

>> No.11294967

im sorry frens, bears have to eat too though.

>> No.11294976
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SPY has experienced a red month

>> No.11294977

>>11294967
Its winter pls go back to bed

>> No.11294981

>>11294888
treasury yields are through the roof because powell won’t stop cranking the interest rate

>> No.11294982

Buy the Chad2000 retards
I bid you adieu

>> No.11294987
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My snap and fitbit puts are saving my portfolio.

Gonna load up on spy if it gets any worse

>> No.11294990

>>11294520
Yes, many lambos for you sir

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>>11294987
positions

>> No.11295010
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yep,

looks like we bottomed out for the day folks

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thats it, i'm buying BOOT, it is touching important weekly support at $26.10, after 10.58% selloff today. I am will sell the glorious deadcat bounce tomorrow at the open!

>> No.11295018

Should I sell my portfolio for 3% profit and wait till the dips goes futher and buyback or just HODL

>> No.11295024

>>11294977
Not before I put on a ton of weight eating from peoples picnic baskets.

>> No.11295027

>>11294917
It depends what strike price. If two days ago you had bought tqqq put options with a $50 strike price and an Oct 19th expiration, you could sell them for 5x as much today. If tqqq drops to below $40 before Oct 19th, you'd be able to sell them for over 100x what you paid.

>>11294925
You will deserve all your losses.

>> No.11295039
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The /dogsofdow/ have awaken...time to reverse it

>> No.11295040

My chart looks like a bloody skidmark on the toilet bowl after a night of kavanaugh level drinking and Drumpf level fast food intake.

>> No.11295049

DUMP IT

>> No.11295051

>>11294818
well done baggie.. 100k more and you might be break even for your all time gains/loss

>> No.11295055

>>11294999
>2 shares
>5 shares
>1 share
lmao this general is patetico

>> No.11295061

>>11295040
It is because you are retarded

>> No.11295064

>>11295055
Show us the way Barren

>> No.11295072

aaaand PUMP it

>> No.11295073

I'm crying and blood is running down my eyes because I'm not holding thousands of SHLD puts fuck I should have listened to you guys I should have known they would never recover.


>>11295055
I try not to let my gambling habit take over my life. My real life 401k has $7,975 because non dumbass people are taking care of it for me.

>> No.11295077

>>11295027
>If two days ago you had bought tqqq put options with a $50 strike price and an Oct 19th expiration, you could sell them for 5x
so, you'd need to buy the exact right options. and a crash like today would have to happen every 5 days

>> No.11295086

>>11295010
you said that 5 hours ago...

>> No.11295088

>>11295027
Good thing bulls like me have won for the past 100 years while beartards like you lost everything

>> No.11295093

>>11295088
Screenshotting this for when the everything bubble pops.

>> No.11295099

>>11295018
I mean if you just sell and buy back you’re basically just hodl at that point anyway

>> No.11295105
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ENTERING ETERNAL BULL

>> No.11295113

>>11295018
Not if the dips keep going, because if I wait some more and it dips further I can buy more shares for the same price.

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>>11295064
here is mine:

>> No.11295122

>>11295055
>lmao this general is patetico
it really is. Tripfags ruined it.

>> No.11295133

>>11295118
> using opera

Good taste in porn at least. God what I wouldn't give for a night with Bailey Jay.

>> No.11295137

oh boy it's about to take off here

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>>11295077
No. Read about the strangle options strategy. There are lots of articles online. Also, read Taleb.

>>11295088
Sure thing, turkey.

>> No.11295143

>>11295118
anon this is bait?

>> No.11295158

this rally is fake and gay, sell the peak

>> No.11295160

> not buying the dip

>> No.11295166

>>11295099
Not if the dips keep going, because if I wait some more and it dips further I can buy more shares for the same price.

>> No.11295167
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The spy will end green.

Let us rejoice.

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>>11295143
eh no , why ?

>> No.11295181

oh boy it's taking off

>> No.11295184

Really happy with how stable my memes have been today tbqhfam

>> No.11295196
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FNGU is recovering quick

>> No.11295203
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obvious bull trap

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looks like mcdonalds is hiring

>> No.11295206

>>11295196
you're gonna get faked out if you think this is it senpai

>> No.11295212

this it it this is the big one right here

>> No.11295213
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power hour or sour hour?

post end in odd # = power hour

post end in even # = sour hour

dubs = power or hour hour will be more than 1%

trips = flash crash

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Don't sell the puts or vix calls, this is their attempt to get you to fomo, make them pay for it.

>> No.11295226

oh boy it's going

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>>11295196
hodl me ratsu

>> No.11295233

>>11295213
fuck yeah RISE UP

>> No.11295235

>>11295206
Just like the last time right?
Im going to make my 6th 10% fngu trade in a row and theres nothing bearfaggots can do about it

>> No.11295240

>>11295140
no, I'm never going to go short on the market using options because I dont like losing all my money.

>> No.11295250

>>11295227
You need to trust me with your life if you want gains

>> No.11295253
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>>11295233
i like those dubs

>> No.11295264

Fake out dip fake fake fake. Green tomorrow. Green power hour probably.

>> No.11295267

>>11294300
whats the next moon

>> No.11295274

>>11295264
depends on the wage data

>> No.11295278

here it comes...

>> No.11295283
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PAMP EET

>> No.11295292

what's the reverse of a dead cat bounce? A live cat drop?

>> No.11295304
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>>11295292
Profit-taking

>> No.11295306
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COME ON CHAD JONES INDEX COME BACK TO MOMMYYYYYYYY

>> No.11295313
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DUMP IT!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11295314

>>11295292
a dip

>> No.11295317

>>11295283
All into spy... hold me

>> No.11295321
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OHNONONONO!

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>>11295240
Suit yourself, friendo.

>> No.11295331

whelp my options plays are hard to look at right now
>tsla red
>spy red
>amd red

>> No.11295334
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DUMP YOU BITCH DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH NOW!

>> No.11295340

>>11295314
when it was going down and then begins to recover but does a final dip before going up

>> No.11295342

>>11295331
should have not bought meme stocks in the first place.

>> No.11295356
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LET'S GO POWER HOUR. DON'T LET ME DOWN SON.

>> No.11295359

>>11295342
how the fuck does tesla not shoot up after the god damn SEC shit?
That pre market jump should have held strong.
fuck this market

>> No.11295363

>>11295340
Its called the 2-skidoo
a common intraday trading strat where you wait for the second drop before buying to return to the mean

2-Skidoo

>> No.11295379

welp i took profits, congrats bull fags, you made me close my puts.

>> No.11295388
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>>11295283
>>11295317
>>11295356

POWER HOUR
O
W
E
R

H
O
U
R


we need your powerful memes to propel teh power hour

>> No.11295393

>>11295359
I did shoot up at oct 1 till 310, but went downhill quickly after that.. and that's due to the US market right now... (bond yield hits 7 years high, which causes stocks to drop)

>> No.11295398

>>11295324
>1000 days of total loss followed by 1 day of 5x
wow

>> No.11295409

>>11295379
pussy

>> No.11295432

>>11295166
do you have any other money other than in your portfolio? If you do I’d just buy some more shit while it’s on sale right now. It just seems like a lot of fancy footwork to cash out right now anticipating a further dip and taking profits, then buying back in a few days so you can buy like, a few extra shares of whatever and make a little extra on the rebound. If you’re going to do that why not just buy the extra shares with spare cash and baghold the rest waiting for the rebound?

>> No.11295454

>>11295379
now you can go long, congrats

>> No.11295456
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MAXIMUM POWER

i want to be green today boys

>> No.11295460

>>11295409
Well i still have 1/3rd of the VXX calls and half the SPY puts, it's like a free roll and I got money for cocaine tomorrow.

>> No.11295462
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>50% UDOW
>50% dividend frens and high div ETFs
E A R L Y
R E T I R E M E N T

>> No.11295463

>>11295359
A judge needs to approve settlement. Just announced today. Might say SEC wasn't harsh enough.

>> No.11295467

>>11294924
>-14K
That was me, this morning

>> No.11295483

>>11295462
Fuck you comfy you already showed your doubt

Theres almost no golden bulls left, Im alone in this world

>> No.11295503

>>11295456
she looks like the type of girl that forces a creampie

>> No.11295512

>>11295483
I dont think you understand the gravity of the situation.

China has hacked the world economy, its over, we're done.

>> No.11295523

>>11295512
>load the china fud.

>> No.11295526

>>11295483
>Theres almost no golden bulls left, Im alone in this world

and you know because you checked all the markets around the world ?

>> No.11295527

OGEN to the Moon by Friday

>> No.11295530

>>11295456
Damn she could abort the baby as it's being born. Marriage material.

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>>11295483
;_; I'm sorry ratsu
Plz forgive

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>>11295503
i would nut harder than that watermelon

>> No.11295561

>>11295432
I got some extra yeah; but not sure what stock. I don't wanna add more shares to the stocks I have if I use extra cash.

>> No.11295563

>>11295527

KILL YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.11295571

when will the market recover

>> No.11295572

>>11295523
I'm 100% serious. Trump was right. Chips cant be manufactured in China anymore as a part of national security. Everything has chips now. Globalism just got axed. Nations will become self sufficient now. That hurts world GDP because trade is good for the global economy.

Worse, without Globalism, WWIII is just around the corner because our economies arent intertwined anymore. WWIII is not good for stock markets.

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>>11295526
correct, are you doubting something?

>>11295535
This is unforgivable
Dont you underestimate me

>> No.11295598

>/smg/ is a bunch if crypto refugees who are overweighted in leveraged ETFs
You guys are about to experience two bubbles back to back.

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>>11295572
you nog?

>> No.11295608

>>11295580
>I'll never gain ratsu's approval
>I'll never cuddle him
Why even live

In positive news Sundown (DING DING DING) and I are having a meet up in Salt Lake in December or November. I will post picks ITT when it happens. Two SMG autists will finally meet irl

>> No.11295621

>>11295605
I dont understand what this comment means but think about the global economic implications of globalism being a threat to national security.

The China hack proves that it is.

>> No.11295626

Any else notice that small shitcap meme stocks always spike when the market takes a dive? Is there a nano-shit cap meme leveraged ETF available?

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jesse chris
oh my gooddddddddddddddddd

me was so scared.... .was down SOO MUCH MONEY at LOD...... oooooooooooooooooo

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CMON GUYS

PAMP ITTTTTT

>> No.11295661

>>11295649

Fuck you

330 dump pls

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>>11295608
Ready and waiting my nig. Also dings may (or may not) be posted today. I’m real fucking busy today! Phone posting since I’m waiting for someone to let me into a restricted area at work

>> No.11295672

>>11295140
This shits so confusing, Taleb contradicts everything.

>> No.11295680

STRAP THE FUCK IN LADS

>> No.11295690
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>>11295629
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.11295700

UVXY if you haven't yet.

>> No.11295705

Relevering my VIX long, fuck your stock market.

>> No.11295707

It will go back up tomorrow r-right?

>> No.11295710

>>11295608
thats sounds like fun

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>>11295483
me bought the dip and.... then double bought it
all 400k 100% long SPY
seriously almost died

>> No.11295720

>>11295707
yeah like a quarter of a percent. then next week it'll go down another 8. you don't have any idea how this works do you? stairs up, elevator down

>> No.11295723

>>11295707
I predict at least 5 days of bleeding.

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>>11295715
ur sharingan was suppose to break the genjutsu :<

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>>11295707

>end of week after deep red day
>trump rally tonight


Red tomorrow, Monday bounce

>> No.11295761

>>11295715
>400k
Tone down the larp, people are beginning to doubt

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are weedstocks in a bubble my dudes?

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>>11295715
BAN
KAI

>> No.11295773

>>11295764
>in a bubble

If you have to ask it probably is

>> No.11295783
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the order book around 287.70 was the CLEANEST me every saw
there were absolutely no spoofers, no HFT, no swappers
easy to read and understand, and very very thin
wish it were always like that

>>11295715
>activate windows
kek


>>11295690
you owe me
me helped prevent further crash and helped make LOD

>> No.11295796

>>11295773
shut the fuck up dude, Im asking for real quantitative analysis

>> No.11295801

>>11295783
it's going to crash another 15% minimum,

>> No.11295807

>>11295796

lmao where you think you are retard

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my arsehole is tuckered out from getting beat raw by inner city youths

>> No.11295811

>>11295720
>>11295723
>>11295759
Why though? ;_;

I thought the economy is doing well, jobs up, production and demands are both up. Literally the only thing is faggy bond yields up but did it really warrant this level of selloff?

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>>11295796
shut the fuck up dude you're investing in a fucking meme sector of the economy of course it's a bubble
eat shit and die

>> No.11295819

no

real

wage

growth

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11295820

aaaaaand the dumping continues

>> No.11295822

>>11295812
dude thc is the future

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>>11295783

>> No.11295825

>>11295764
>are weedstocks in a bubble my dudes?

Yes but they're not finished yet. If overall market dump is a short lived thing with a solid bounce, that'll fuel weed stocks in to further pumping for the next two weeks.

If this market dump is real that's gonna be a problem for everybody.

>> No.11295832

>>11295811
BECAUSE CHINA JUST HACKED THE GLOBAL ECONOMY

>> No.11295835

>>11295811
>Literally the only thing is faggy bond yields up but did it really warrant this level of selloff?

No. That is why I think this dump is fake as fuck.

>> No.11295839

>>11295811

bonds. It's going to be fucked until ER's start coming out and they need to be real good or else its going to get real fucked.

>> No.11295847

>>11295822
CBD is the future...

>> No.11295857
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>>11295812
>b-but its a meme!

This guy thinks weed is still people smoking joints. He has no idea about

>cbd drinks
>cbd products
>pills
>patches
>sprays
>FDA approved cannabinoid medicines
>edibles
>ingestibles
>vapors
>vapes
>clothing

Literally tens and tens of billions, but your ass still thinks the industtry consists of some guy in a rasta hat smoking a J in an alley

>> No.11295860

I really hope we get a 15%er so I can buy for the next rally

>> No.11295877

bull trap

>> No.11295881

>>11295822
>>11295847
CBD and THC are the past, present, and future
*Takes bong rip*
*Injects CBD oil anally*

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>>11295857
>the industtry consists of some guy in a rasta hat smoking a J in an alley

Oh, that's just me trading from my phone stealing wifi from the nearby building.

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>>11295881
CBD and THC will unironically destroy the current pharmaceutical industry and youre a retard for not trying to capitalize on it

>> No.11295893

for you nerds talking about CBD and WEEEEEEED is there a industry wide ETF? I dont want to buy into individual companies just want to long the entire industry
>>11295857
based picture bro thats what we need to be longing, buy and hold that shit

>> No.11295902

>>11295893
>industry wide ETF

Yes. MJ in the states and HMMJ in Canada.

>> No.11295918

>the only thing that's green on my watchlist is GE
I'm so tired of it all...

>> No.11295923
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BUY BUY BUY LET'S GO

>> No.11295932

>>11295893
>for you nerds talking about CBD and WEEEEEEED is there a industry wide ETF?

HMLSF, but historically youre better off picking the bigger companies

CGC
APH
OGI
EMC
RTI
TRST


honorable mentions NBEV, GTII, INMED,

>> No.11295939

>>11295902
nice bro

and god damn it mooned in the last couple months, still has to be a decade long buy and hold anyways though

industry is gaining way too much traction in almost every state at this point to not basically double annually for a while

so based, we are getting in on the ground floor bros

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dimon time

>> No.11295947

this EOD pump is fake and gay

>> No.11295956

>>11295932
BREW is onto a CBD drink aswell...

>> No.11295960

Is it worthwhile buying into $ATVI with the incoming launch of blops4 and blizzcon having huge announcements only a month away?

>> No.11295961

I HAVE AMAZON CALLS AND CHIPOTLE CALLS AND I AM UNAFRAID COME AT ME YOU SLIPPERY VERMIN! I GO THROUGH THE DARKNESS AND TOWARDS KINGLY GOLD!

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Who here /OGEN'd/?

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>>11294494
wat dis?

>> No.11295992

>>11295981
happy pills

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>he fell for the crash meme
>not buying the dip.

>> No.11296008

>>11295965
I did. With a small sum.

>> No.11296014

>>11295993
I'm 100% serious about how big this China hack is. If the US (and the rest of the world) takes proper measures and divests from Chinese chip manufacturing, markets will bleed for months.

If they dont and they let China get away with this, well, we'll all be speaking Mandarin soon enough.

>> No.11296022

>>11296014
IF (((YOU))) SAY SO.

>> No.11296035

>>11296022
Why the fuck did you put you in parenthesis? Fuck off you pretentious retard and think for yourself for a moment.

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>>11295923

>> No.11296042

>>11296014
China hack is old news. Supermicro is on nasdaq delisting/suspension list. Elemental Technologies is still being used by AMZN and the spinoff by the chinks. This is years old news that's just been dropped.

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11296046

Who here gets absolutely rekt by CEO Mike today ?

>> No.11296048

closing bell. put down your pencils and turn your paper in.

>> No.11296056

Wew -2% today.

>> No.11296068

>>11295960
ATVI is always a BUY senpai

>> No.11296076

>>11296042
my point still stands
>just been dropped
because its been a matter of national security before today
its an ongoing matter of national security
either we respond to it (on no my poor market went down 5% oh no my poor globalism) or we get conquered by the chinese.
your choice

>> No.11296079

>>11295561
alright dude so again basically you’re taking a big risk to earn profits on your current profits which are 3%. So lets say the market jumps up and your profits become like, whatever, just say 15%. If you do all this, basically you’d make 15% + 15% of 3%. So without doing anything, you make 15%, if you do all this you make an additional .45%. Alternativley, you mistime the market and you cashed out on 3% profits when you couldve had 15% but now its too expensive to cash back in. Alternativley you just hold on and make 15% profit, unfortunatley missing out on a potential additional 0.45% but such is life.

it really depends how much you value reinvesting 3%

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Fuggin sick of these red days everytime i hit February levels again

>> No.11296095

>>11296081
Only -45$. You played today well.

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>>11296068
It's true

>> No.11296100

Stupid day, only up 50%

>> No.11296121
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down 0.0%, pulled everything into cash yesterday as a precaution, and pussed out of my planned SPXS play. Sorry I’m a lil late, just got back from touring a secret tunnel where they hurt animals!

>> No.11296125

>>11296081
dude I'm -50% over the last week, please don't post your crocodile tears here. Only thing that keeps me going is I know there are people here that did worse than me this week.

>> No.11296129

I bought the dip today. Hope tomorrow treats me well.

>> No.11296130

>>11296121
>where they hurt animals
w-what do you mean by this?

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>>11296121
sorry i cant afford chili's today

-1.03% close
session low = -1.37%

>> No.11296137

>>11296125
>dude I'm -50% over the last week

LARP. You guys are dumb but no one here is that bad

>> No.11296143

>>11295015
bought 223 shares @$26.05, tomorrow will be interesting. thinking of selling @$27.48 if we go there tomorrow

>> No.11296152

>>11296121
>-2.0%
Oh well. At least I got some good deals today.

>> No.11296153

>>11296121
down 1%
Sold the rest of DPST at the pump, moved all the money to FNGU at 58

FNGU never sleeps, we're going all in

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>>11296121
-$220 (0.95%). A week's worth of gains gone in one day.

>> No.11296161

+12.28% close
+20.23% in total

Man, Sears and SNAP saved me from yesterdays AMD drop

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Death will find us all

>> No.11296174

NASDAQ hall of cost.oy vey

>> No.11296204
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NEW THREAD

>>11296148

>>11296148

>>11296148

>> No.11296208
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>tfw SPXU

>> No.11296227

>>11294323
Lol I literally got rid of all my leverage within the last week or two.
Somehow, my intuition led me to be sitting on 7k of cash today.

Spent 1k on a 3/15/19 call for QQQ at $185 before close.
Spent another 1k on SPXL.
Spent another 1k on FB.

>> No.11296234

NEW THREAD GUYS

>>11296148

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>>11296204
>>11296234

>> No.11296286

>>11295965
bought it @ 3.11 yesterday

>> No.11296298

REAL NEW THREAD
>>11296288
>>11296288
>>11296288
>>11296288
>>11296288

>> No.11296304

real NEW THREAD

>>11296293

>>11296293

>>11296293

>>11296293

>> No.11296317

>>11295965
Why everyone upset about OGEN? You should've sold already. Don't buy high and sell low. People mentioned it the day before it went up 100%. That's when people should have bought and sold, not when it 2x'd. Geez folks.

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New thread


--> >>11296293

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NEW SMG POST

>>11296293
>>11296293
>>11296293
>>11296293
>>11296293

>> No.11296360

>>11296121

Down some stupid amount. I'm not looking at the total until I've had a look at the charts and see where things really are according to the numbers.

>> No.11296470

Wtf.
Stop making new threads, you cunts.

>> No.11296518
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Told y’all to buy YANG yesterday and nobody listened

>> No.11296520

>>11296046
This is absolute gold

>> No.11296523
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Should I invest in teh stock markets?

>> No.11296547

>REAL BREAD
REAL BREAD
>REAL BREAD
REAL BREAD
>REAL BREAD

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>> No.11296552

>>11296547
:'^(

>>11296293
>>11296293
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>> No.11296604

>>11296121
Down 7%. Still holding and confident in the long term.

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>>11294476
H

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>>11296121
လီးလား

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>>11294448
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>>11294476
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