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>invest $100 in crypto
>stays stagnant for 2 months
>invest $250 in actual stocks
>make $350 profit in 2 days
cmon cryptokiddies, just take the time to learn about stocks and stop investing your life savings in memes

>> No.11246633

>>11246626
make larp in x days

>> No.11246635

>>11246626
Yeah? Let's see if you're still laughing when the SEC classifies your stocks as securities

>> No.11246637

>>11246626
what are you 12 with these lunch money amounts.

>> No.11246638
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11246638

>>11246633

>> No.11246640

>>11246626
>invest $100 in crypto 5 years ago
>make 350k in profit
sorry you missed the train, sucks to be you

>> No.11246642

>>11246638
>robin hood
lel

>> No.11246643

>>11246640
>>11246635
cope

>> No.11246647

>>11246642
>paying brokerage fees because of memes
not gonna make it brah

>> No.11246650

>>11246626
can you give me some advice for robinhood? some stocks to look into

>> No.11246658

>>11246626
goodluck filing those daytrade taxes

>> No.11246659

>>11246650
The ones with the highest risks have the highest rewards. I do options trading and just look for popular companies that hit an all-time low or high and buy a call of put respectively. In the end it's all gambling, 2 days ago I lost $500 and today I made it back with $150 in profit

>> No.11246664

>>11246658
Good luck with being put on a government watchlist for potential extremists

>> No.11246665

I'm a college student I don't have much disposal money laying around, but I have 500 bucks just sitting in the bank doing nothing. Is it worth it to throw it into stocks? I was thinking about getting a drip stock thing going, but is it worth doing at just 500?

>> No.11246667

>>11246647
>be with a broker which sells your trade data so hft firms can take the other side
>think you can ever win this way
you're all fucking retarded if you don't know how brokers work. even stupid fucking retard brokers like plus500 are forced to put "80% of people lose their money" on their advertisements
just find a fucking real broker, there are some who are not in it to fuck you over but just provide a service.

>> No.11246674

>>11246638
did you buy a meme option and get lucky?

>> No.11246678

>>11246674
Facebook puts from a week ago that blossomed because of yesterday's exploits

>> No.11246770

>>11246638

What's going on here? What's a Facebook put?

>> No.11246874

>>11246678
>bragging about a 2x on $100
weak sauce anon

>> No.11247340

>>11246626
Learn about stocks? Just position yourself in companies that are doing buy backs big time and in ones that the feds are pumping with freshly printed money.

faggot

>> No.11247350

>>11246626
If you're really that poor why are you playing around with investing? You have bigger fish to fry, don't worry about making a few cents. It's not wise for you to do this.

>> No.11247404

>>11246678
Wow nice.
I have a similar story : one day I got lucky at the roulette, I made $500.

>> No.11247411

>>11246770
Hey get out of this shit and learn about how the big boys make money

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>>11246626
> $350 profit

>> No.11247461

>>11246638
Ahhhhh IGC, well done :)

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>invest in bear market
>make little or no money, or lose money
>invest in bull market
>make money

>> No.11247545

>>11246626
Sorry Mr. Goldstein, Gen Z isn't going to buy your bags.

>> No.11247554

>>11246643
That was a joke you actual nigger

>> No.11247590

>>11246626

So what stock did you buy at what day and what was your exit price?
Why do I have a feeling that you were using 100x leverage?