Gib money

[Tyrone No.11244000]

Does this be a good investment in sheeit.

[Anonymous No.11244010]

i just bought a few buttplugs instead

[Anonymous No.11244037]

>>11244000
One ticket can't hurt. The people that spend $20/day on this have gambling addictions though

[Anonymous No.11244058]

>>11244000
Just buy booze instead...

[Anonymous No.11244062]

The odds are extremely fucking slim of you ever winning the lottery but if you don't have a ticket in your pocket, your chances are 0.

[Anonymous No.11244095]

I bought one ticket. It costs 2 dollars. The fuck is this nigger shit? It used to cost 1dollar per ticket. Anyway its fun just thinking about what if

[Anonymous No.11244118]

watching the lottery number callout when you have a lottery ticket is already more exciting than some movies I have paid 5x that cost to watch in the theatre
so really you're paying $1-$3 to be entertained, with a small bonus that in an exceedingly rare circumstance you might change your life

[Anonymous No.11244183]

>>11244118
>watching the number callout

Hello grandpa, your nursing home doesn't block the 4chins?

[Anonymous No.11244212]

It's called the poor tax. It's the small chance of hope you can have each week or month. Just don't abuse it and think you're going to win, just enjoy the nice thoughts of "what if" from that 1 ticket.

[Anonymous No.11244256]

>>11244000
I'm suprised there's not more people on here into betting on horse races. Factoring in all the different aspects of things is a lot of fun, kinda like researching crypto or stocks.

[Anonymous No.11244495]

>>11244000
>Be me
>Got extremely lucky in 2017 by getting in in 2013
>Figure why not, buy 10,000 lottery numbers by calling the regional lotto office
>Pick up two boxes of lotto scratch off cards
>Have 2 whole days blocked off on my calendar
>Me and my mates are going to be drinking whiskey and opening lotto cards
>And apparently going to pay for schools n roads n sheeit

>I'mokwiththis.jpg

Top payout 2.6 million

[Anonymous No.11244506]

>>11244000
Yeah, Jamal, it's a great investment.

[Anonymous No.11245006]

>>11244495
if you don't win you can always sue them for carpal tunnel

[Anonymous No.11245020]

>>11244495
Why did she get fake tits maaaaaan I wish she didn't ruin

[Anonymous No.11245022]

>>11244000
You can buy them, but the money should come out of your entertainment budget. Never food, fuel, utilities, etc.

[Anonymous No.11245029]

>>11244000
This is better gambling. Stop tossing away your money on ridiculous longshots and bet ponies.
Bet everything to show. Every once in a while there's a race where every horse has shit odds. Bet on all of them, it's basically a guaranteed win.

[Anonymous No.11245045]

>>11244118
This. I've never played the lotto, but people just need to recognise that it's entertainment - not investment.

If you like playing the game, then pay money for it. But don't expect that you'll ever actually profit from it.

[Anonymous No.11245052]

Additional horse meme tip. Odds change as people bet prior to the race starting. They predictably bet on "sure things" like 2:1 or 3:1 odds. Their payouts get worse before the race starts. Bet on horses with odds that look bad but actually aren't, especially fractional odds like (11/3):1 which will be read as shitty because of the 11 but are actually good. It is 3.67:1.

[Anonymous No.11245084]

>>11245029
I live 10 minutes away from Keeneland. It's literally heaven on earth. They have booths set up full of "betting pros" to give normies misleading tips on "oh this horse did pretty well in the mud one time" "Oh this jockey has never lost on horses from so-and-so farm"

Easy money aside it's sun dress heaven

[Anonymous No.11245113]

>>11244118
Lol get a load of this boomer who still watches TV

[Anonymous No.11245136]

>>11245084
Pretty much all tips are bogus, you can't predict this shit. I focus more on risk/reward. What do I stand to gain with this bet I'm making, is it enough to justify that risk, and am I betting on too much of a longshot? The best thing ever is when good horses' odds change before the race so your possible payout increases. As a rule, I start the season with $100. If I lose it all I'm finished. Don't want to end up a degenerate.
Saratogian here.
Funny watching roasties try to stand in heels for hours in the heat lmfao.

[Anonymous No.11245240]

>>11245084
Im not far from there, been a couple times, any advice on betting

[Anonymous No.11245343]

>>11245240
Find stats in the program that disagree with current odds. And watch the horses walk the paddock. Some of the low odds horses will be cocky as fuck and faster than the program.

[Anonymous No.11245366]

>>11244000

Only the Daily 3.

[Anonymous No.11245428]

>>11245240
Oh also exotics are fucking memes. The same people that bet trifectas rely on TA for their shitcoin charts

[Anonymous No.11245518]

>>11244000
>sheeeeit
>white hand holding the ticket
kys m8