/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11211007]

>wife has a sudden "business idea"

[Anonymous No.11211010]

you dont have a wife, blackie. you have babymommas

[Anonymous No.11211019]

>>11211007
Haha, upvoted! :)

[Anonymous No.11211039]

I think that's common

>dad thinks about retiring
>mom wants him to sink a ton of money into her "antique furniture/bar idea"

I don't think you can completely shoot down their ideas without them getting mad. That could trigger thoughts of "if I divorced him I could get half his money and start my business myself!"

So, watch out OP.

[Anonymous No.11211041]

>>11211007
>mother keeps saying she wants to open a restaurant
>has never worked on her feet a day in her life
>has never owned or operated a business before
>wants to open a company in the industry with the highest rate of failure

[Anonymous No.11211068]

>>11211007
>honey, what if i sell doilies on facebook? we could make some extra cash! :)

[Anonymous No.11211094]

>>11211068
>all your friends stop talking to you after the constant shilling

[Anonymous No.11211098]

>wife wants to open a dick sucking booth.
>suddenly im asking her for money.
>don't care since she wants to hang out with her boyfriend
>she can never leave or cut me off or I'll divorce her for half what she makes

[Anonymous No.11211107]

>guy you just met tells you he has an idea for an app and just needs a programmer

[None !Q5taavazbM No.11211122]

>>11211039

Damn, talk about doubling up a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.11211123]

>>11211068
>buys mountains of expensive crap for her "new business"
>never uses any of it
>piles it up in the spare room

[Anonymous No.11211207]

>>11211007
>Hey honey, lets buy a restaurant!

[Anonymous No.11211360]

>see look at the lovely jewelry ive made and posted on Pinterest.
>why do u always criticise my ideas just cause um a woman
>Yeah so what it costs more to make them than the price i get.

[Anonymous No.11211398]

>>11211007
oh fug.. wife wanted to buy and run like a go-kart racing place. i talked her out of it, liabilities of some kid wrecking and dying or whatever. and her sister in law deadbeat ex druggie hippie keeps starting stupid failing businesses like selling magic witch rocks or some shit and its draining other family members dry who keep feeding her stupid failed business ideas. now she wants 20k for down payment to buy some run down condemned old house to restore it to a bed and breakfast

[Anonymous No.11211534]

>>11211107
I know that feel bruh

>listen to his idea
>it's absolutely fucking retarded
every fucking time

[Anonymous No.11211790]

Friend of mine has a rich AF father. The father is ugly AF. His mother used to be a professional fitness/aerobics trainer back in the 80s. Yes, he bagged a beautiful woman because of his money.

After a while into the marriage she turned into a crazy cat lady, breeding cats for the sole purpose of using them in competitions and selling them, she feeds them raw chicken breasts because supposedly it helps bring shine to their fur. She has her entire persona built around these cats, it is who she is, she goes to shows, sells to international clients etc. They live at a very sought after location and their house is worth a fuckton and she is running this business inside their family home, the cats have pretty much scratched everything and created a stench to the point of major renovations needed.

Bottom line is that it is all at major loss. The feed alone is costs several thousand $ per month and sales of cats only net a fraction of that, but since the man in the house makes so much money and knows that she would never have been with him if it had not been for the money so he puts up with it.

[Anonymous No.11212512]

>>11211398
>now she wants 20k for down payment to buy some run down condemned old house to restore it to a bed and breakfast

I swear it's the fucking Home and Garden Network that feeds them these terrible ideas.

>>11211790
>using them in competitions

What in the unholy fuck.

[Anonymous No.11212530]

>idea guy looking for a developer
>quick project, should only take a few days