Big chainlink announcement imminent

[Anonymous No.11204827]

Dreamforce conference comences and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on and a 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov appears levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying.
Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey instantly grabs it and eat it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few seconds pass and Sergey speaks couple words with an extremely deep and tired voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. 4chan goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners.

[Anonymous No.11205119]

>>11204827
Best days of my life

[Anonymous No.11205255]

>>11204827
nothing will happen for link in dreamforce

[Anonymous No.11205297]

>>11204827
Loudest laugh I've had in a while, thank you op

~Bob

[Anonymous No.11205385]

>>11205297
~Bob

[Anonymous No.11205551]

>>11204827
Is Sergey actually supposed to speak at the Dreamforce event or why are we so hyped about it?

[Anonymous No.11205570]

>>11205551
Niggeranus larper said mainnet will be announced at dreamfarts