/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11203914]

>wake up this morning feeling completely refreshed after going to bed at disciplined hour
>kiss pregnant wife while being careful not to wake her
>take a quick walk through the neighborhood to feel the sun on my face and get an endorphin release which i know will help me through the day
>feel excited to shower, brush, floss, groom myself, and get dressed in a high quality suit so that i will confidently present the best version of myself throughout the day
>eat a well-balanced low-gi breakfast because i know i will need energy to perform at my peak through the day
>bike to the train station and catch my scheduled train which allows me to read a quality book and improve myself in the process
>arrive at work and greet all my friends and colleagues
>spend the whole day helping customers understand and fulfill their needs thus making their lives better off
>break my sales target for the day thus earning the respect of my peers and a personal thank you from my friend and manager
>take a moment to smile that i've earned a healthy bonus for my performance plus my base wage for working and so my net worth today has once again increased
>train home and finish reading book on the value of hard work and focus
>get home to my loving wife who has cooked me a delicious meal in the home we jointly own
>retire for the night by wistfully talking about the future with my loving wife
>have another shower and take care of my teeth before going to bed
>dream about winning employee of the year award

[Anonymous No.11203928]

>>11203914
>sales target
Kys

[Anonymous No.11203944]

Sounds good Anon, whatever makes you happy is all that matters

[Anonymous No.11203965]

>>11203914

learn to 4chan wagie

[Anonymous No.11203967]

>>11203914
>one day he sits in public transport and gets stabbed by a nigger because he was too distracted reading a book
>his pregnant wife hooks up with a somali
>his job replaced by smart contracts thanks to some Nazerev guy

[Anonymous No.11203988]

>>11203944
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.11203994]

>get up at 7 and put same smart casual clothes on as everyday. Thank wife for cleaning them.
>drop kids at school.
>work 9-12
>earn £375.
>come home. Nap and shit post until kids get home.
>cook tea. Kids go to bed.
>smoke a fatty and have 2x330ml Swedish IPA's
>sleep, repeat.
Pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.11204001]

I know a fellow Bloomer when I see one!
Have a bloomtastic day, OP!
Yours,
Bloomer
>t. bloomer

[Anonymous No.11204007]

>>11203914
>>11203944

based and redpilled
>>11203928
>>11203965
>>11203967

cucked and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.11204016]

>>11203914
>wake up whenever I want
>sleep whenever I want
>have money because I bought eth at $9
>no wife or kids because it's 2018 and I'm not a fucking idiot waiting to lose half his money to some roastie

[Anonymous No.11204042]

>>11203914
>wife gives birth to kid
>kid has a different skin colour
>doesn't matter because it enables me to virtue signal even more
>financial crisis hits, turns out my company scammed people and I get sued
>the crisis is so big, scammers finally go to jail and can even get the death penalty
>get lucky avoiding death penalty because I was to stupid to notice the scammy nature of my work
>but that is alright because legally my wife owns the house.
>while I sit jail I plan to write a book about story in the scammy industry because I'm still motivated and plan to get rich off book sales
>never got raped during my jail time because the jail is full of degenerate scammers now.
>one day while highly motivated exercising on the stairs I slip and land on the back of head
>I died but still think I had a good life.

[Anonymous No.11204061]

>>11204042
t. mad jew